No. 880 The discovery of Lao Cheng
"What? You just got lost and met a fairy? Still reminiscent at this time? ”
Finding that Cheng Yanjin's face was wrong, Xiao Han asked half-jokingly.
"Shit lost! If Lao Tzu gets lost in the snow, he deserves Lao Tzu to die stupidly! Cheng Yanjin ignored Xiao Han's ridicule, but came in and sat next to him, muttering in a low voice.
When Xiao Han heard this, he continued to tidy up the futon, and at the same time said with a smile: "That's right, I also think that this kind of thing should be done by Xiao Qi!" It's not you, General Cheng, who did it! ”
"Haha, it seems that you are not stupid...... Hey? What do you mean? Compare me to a dog? ”
"Ahem...... No, no! It's you thinking too much! ”
"Humph!"
Looking at Xiao Han, who waved his hand again and again, Cheng Biting Jin snorted coldly, but soon he turned his face over again: "Hey, do you know what I just saw in the woods?" ”
"What do you see? You won't see a female ghost, will you? Xiao Han stopped what he was doing and looked at Cheng Yanjin with a strange expression.
Not to mention, this month is dark and windy, and the barren mountains and mountains are indeed quite suitable for playing A Chinese Ghost Story.
Cheng Yanjin's face was darkened by Xiao Han's unreliable words, and he spat on the ground fiercely: "Phew! What a female ghost! Seriously! ”
"And what do you see?" Seeing Cheng biting Jin like this, Xiao Han had to put away his playful expression and asked seriously.
"Dead man!" Cheng Yanjin looked at Xiao Han, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Several dead people! ”
"Dead people?" Xiao Han raised his eyebrows, and looked at Cheng Yanjin with a strange look.
You know, now, he is no longer the waste green who didn't even dare to kill chickens at the beginning!
has been on the battlefield several times, and there are thousands of lives under his hands!
Xiao Han, who has experienced this, let alone hearing a few dead people, even if a few corpses are placed in front of him, he can probably do it without changing his face!
"Yes, dead man! And not for long! ”
Seeing that Xiao Han didn't react much, Cheng Yanjin continued to lower his voice and said.
"What's so strange about a few dead people? Aren't there dead people everywhere these days? ”
Xiao Han scratched his head, after the initial surprise, he couldn't figure out what Cheng Yanjin wanted to say now.
Cheng Yanjin sneered and said: "It's not strange that a few dead people are a few dead people, the problem is that those dead people also seem to be businessmen!" ”
"It's also a businessman?" Xiao Han was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed greatly: "What do you mean?" You mean, there's a thief here? ”
"Yes!"
Seeing that Xiao Han finally reacted, Cheng Yanjin nodded with relief and said, "When I went to the forest just now, I accidentally saw a wild dog running by with an arm in his mouth!" Then I followed the footprints left by the wild dogs on the snow all the way down, only to find that in the depths of the forest, there were a few people buried in hiding! ”
"Still buried?" Xiao Han's face was suspicious: "Then how do you know that they are businessmen?" Could it be that they still have some tokens on them? ”
Cheng Yanjin smacked on the ground again and said, "A token of fart!" Those people were swept away! It was only when I saw that they were all men, and that they did not have the cocoons to do farm work or hold knives, so I said that they were merchants. ”
"I'll go, you're looking very carefully......"
When Xiao Han heard Cheng Yanjin's judgment, he immediately nodded in admiration, but soon he remembered something, and the whole person "swished" to the side.
"You're going to dig through those corpses?! With which paw did you turn it over? Xiao Han, who was squatting in the corner, looked at Cheng Biting Jindao in horror.
Cheng Yan lowered his head and looked at his palm, and couldn't figure out how his good hand turned into a claw?
"Don't worry, I know the weight, it's picked with a stick!"
Hearing Cheng Yanjin say this, Xiao Han's face softened slightly, but he still didn't get close to Cheng Yanjin, and said far away: "You can't do it if you don't do it, the plague, bacteria will float in the air!" Maybe it's on you now, not yet! You hurry out to take a shower and change your clothes! ”
"What? Bathe? Cheng Biting Jin's big eyes were about to fall out, he pointed to the ice and snow outside the tent, and asked Xiao Han in disbelief: "This day, this condition!" You let me take a bath? How to wash? ”
Xiao Han said confidently: "I heard that in the far north, people have been bathing with snow since they were children, you can also try it!" Rest assured, it's not cool! ”
"Fuck off, uncle! Why don't you rub the snow if it's not cold? ”
Cheng Biting Jin scolded angrily, and then lay on the cover with a "boom".
jokes, he won't be stupid enough to bathe in the snow, he really thinks he is Xiaoqi, and he loves to roll in the snow!
Xiao Han looked at Cheng Biting Jin, who was lying down and playing a scoundrel, and hated the root of his teeth, but he also knew that he couldn't help this animal, hey, he had to stay away from him as much as possible.
Holding the pillow and crawling to the side and sitting down, Xiao Han continued the topic just now and asked Cheng Yanjin: "Hey, do you think those robbers and thieves will target us?" ”
Cheng Yanjin raised his eyelids and said weakly: "How do I know?" ”
"Didn't you do this before? How can it be regarded as an industry insider, right? Xiao Han looked at Lao Cheng and asked.
Cheng Yanjin was annoyed by this, he turned his head sharply and said angrily at Xiao Han: "If I am a robber!" Snatch you back first, then ...... Hey, hey, hey~"
"Uh......"
Xiao Han was stunned by Cheng Biting Jin's words, and quickly shook his head, throwing the terrifying scene out of his mind.
"So what now? Don't we have to take precautions? ”
Cheng Yanjin turned his head back, looked at the top of the tent and said, "Nonsense! When you think about it, it's going to be autumn sooner or later! What do you think Xiao Luo is doing out here?
Hmph, a few thieves, it's okay if you don't come, let them know that you know how powerful your grandfather is! Oh yes! Don't die too much when you sleep tonight, and bring that steel plate hat too! ”
"Good!" Xiao Han agreed to this very happily, and his head was like pounding garlic.
Jokes, you don't cherish your own life, and expect others to cherish it for you?
Just do it, climbed to the edge of the tent, and pulled out an ugly round hat from a leather pocket, Xiao Han buckled it on his head while asking Cheng Yanjin:
"Well, did you notify the caravan?"
"Nope!" Cheng Yanjin replied with his eyes closed.
"Huh? Why? Xiao Han stopped what he was doing and asked in surprise.
Cheng Yanjin snorted coldly and said: "Hmph, these people go into business every year, I don't believe that they don't know anything about robbers!" In case, they are fighting the idea of combining the inside and the outside, let's say, wouldn't it be a surprise to the snake? Now let's pretend not to know, it's just right that the robbers don't come, and when they come, let's take the opportunity to take a look at these people! ”
"Oh~" Xiao Han nodded again and again in a sudden realization, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin with a strange gaze.
Cheng Yanjin was uncomfortable when Xiao Han looked at him, and couldn't help but be annoyed: "What are you looking at? ”
"No, it's nothing, it's just that you just used two idioms, and you didn't use them wrong?"
"Nonsense, my Cheng family is also a lifelong everyone! I've read books too, huh? Wrong! When is it now, and you're still thinking about all this nonsense? ”