Chapter 118: The Art of Chatting

The three willow willows on the sun staggered out of the window, and looked around the corridor outside the house like a gentleman on the beam!

Seeing that there were no people coming and going in the courtyard, he breathed a sigh of relief and whistled a few times into the air!

The sound of squirming came, and two beautiful figures opened the door and disappeared quickly, exerting light skills to the extreme!

Liu Dashao leaned on the root of the wall and slumped weakly: "As for it? It's not an unsightly thing for an old husband and wife, as for being a thief, are you afraid of being seen? Young Master Ben is not afraid, not because Young Master Ben is shameless, but because Young Master Ben is too young and frivolous, and he really doesn't have the strength to quibble! ”

"It is said that three women are in one play, and four women can snap........ Bah....... It's terrible and scary, and the ancients can't afford me! ”

"Grandpa, you're finally up!"

Chun'er appeared next to Liu Dashao with a tray with a smile on her face, looking at Liu Dashao's loveless look, she covered her red lips with one free hand, so as not to expose her smile to Liu Dashao's eyes!

"Ahh Get up, what's the end! ”

Liu Dashao replied boredly, he couldn't lift the slightest spirit, Yin and Yang and Heda Compassion are not omnipotent, and manpower will eventually come to an end!

"Chun'er's chicken soup for the young lady to stew to replenish the body!"

"Bring me a bowl and send it to the gazebo!"

"Yes, Chun'er knows!"

Chun'er walked into the third princess's room with a tray with a smile and went to send her heart, Liu Da Shaoqiang got up and walked towards the pavilion with a strong physical discomfort!

Looking at his back, the image is very old man in his seventies and eighties.

"Big brother!"

Liu Mingzhi had just entered the pavilion and had not yet sat down when he found An Gou'er standing in the pavilion holding a horizontal knife and waiting, and saw the eldest brother saluting respectfully!

Liu Dashao forcibly cheered up, sat on the stone bench, poured a cup of tea that the maid had prepared a long time ago, held the teacup and looked at An Gou'er with a light smile: "Jianghe, why did you get up so early?" ”

An Gou'er was stunned, glanced at the dazzling sunlight hanging above the sky, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly!

"The little brother is used to getting up early, no, the little brother got up before the sun went down, and the little brother tried to get up later in the future, and strive to get up again after the sun went down!"

"Poof.......... cough cough cough ........."

Liu Dashao wiped the corners of his mouth and the tea that came out of his nostrils, and waved his finger at An Gou'er helplessly: "Humor, is there a favorite woman in the West who expresses her admiration to you?" ”

"No, those yellow-haired girls didn't dare to approach Jianghe, and a few of them boldly chatted with Jianghe and hurriedly left!"

Liu Dashao pursed his lips and slapped the teacup in his hand on the stone table with a slight bow: "So, it's not unreasonable to be a single dog!" ”

An Gou'er turned her eyes thoughtfully, and suddenly looked at Liu Dashao with realization: "Is the eldest brother sarcastic, and the younger brother can't chat?" ”

"Hey............ Big brother doesn't mean that, don't think about it! ”

"Big brother, that's what your expression means!"

"Don't say it if you see it, otherwise it will be embarrassing!"

An Gou'er sat on the stone bench opposite the eldest brother with a tangled face, and consciously poured a cup of tea and drank it: "I haven't seen you for more than two years, and the eldest brother still has to be unforgiving!" ”

"Forget it, don't talk about these boring topics, you waited so long yesterday that my eldest brother didn't go to see you, what happened in one day made my eldest brother bigger than what happened in a month! If you drink, I will drink with you in the palace in two days, and the eldest brother will be a little uncomfortable in the past two days! ”

"I can see it, it's very empty!"

"Huh......... You are also a person who has stayed abroad, aren't you afraid of being beaten when you speak in this tone? ”

An Jianghe put down the teacup, slapped the horizontal knife in his hand on the stone table, looked at Liu Dashao, and shook his head calmly: "Don't be afraid, Jiang He and Master Liu Yi learned killing techniques!" ”

"Westerners also talk like this?"

"I don't know, I didn't learn their words, I relied on the translation of the documents of the Honglu Temple with the fleet, and you also know which literary crepe guys picked up good translations!"

"You haven't learned it for two years....... Forget it, the eldest brother is not qualified to talk about you, didn't the eldest brother learn English in the first seven or eight years? Not a shame! ”

"Have you learned it?"

"What about this sentence?"

"Fakyu!"

"Anything else?"

"Assi!"

"No, aren't they all swearing? Can't you learn something good? Isn't it good to learn some flirtatious love words for a little Western girl? What do you do with so many curses? ”

An Gou'er held the teacup and thought about it, and said loudly: "Stir up trouble!" ”

"I ...... Jianghe, don't forget what the eldest brother said, don't forget to go in your heart! ”

"Big brother, it's okay to say it!"

"You went to the West for two and a half years, and it was a surprise to be able to come back alive! Your Majesty let you go to the West to make friends with all nations, and you have a friendly exchange, and your friendly exchange is really unique! ”

"Sooner or later, Big Brother is going to destroy them, isn't he?"

"Shh........h Don't talk nonsense, we are a country of friendship, and the eldest brother especially advocates nuclear ...... Peace, how could such an idea be born, you don't want to smear people's innocence out of thin air, the eldest brother is a good person, a great good person! ”

Liu Dashao looked around a few times and then glared at An Gou'er fiercely, very angry at An Gou'er's slander of himself!

How could Young Master Ben be such a person!

"What the eldest brother says is what it is, if you want to be a xx archway, the younger brother will also resolutely support it!"

Liu Dashao held the teacup tightly, stared at An Gou'er with frowns, took a deep breath, and told himself not to be angry, he was angry, he was angry!

"Jiang He, remember to rinse your mouth first when you get up in the future, why does your eldest brother think that you are talking so well now?"

"I learned it from my big brother!"

"What the hell am I........... Sigh............ Let's talk about it later! Big brother continues to talk to you about reducing your life expectancy by at least ten years! ”

"This is not to blame Jianghe, excessive indulgence will indeed be short-lived, the Book of Changes has clouds, the combination of yin and yang, too much, the loss of essence, it is very easy to hurt the body, if the eldest brother is short-lived, it is the black pot of several sisters-in-law, and the younger brother does not carry it!"

"Jianghe, what do you see over there?"

"What?"

An Gou'er leaned in the direction of the eldest brother's finger, and saw nothing at all except the flowers and trees in the house!

"Big brother, there's nothing but flowers and plants?"

"Yes!"

"What's there?"

"There is a greeting from the eldest brother to your ancestors on behalf of the heavens, sand sculpture, look at the feet!"

An Gou'er couldn't react and was kicked straight out by Liu Dashao's anger, fell heavily on the ground and rolled a few times, An Gou'er held the heavenly sword and looked blankly at Liu Dashao who was wiping his shoes in the pavilion with a look of grievance!

"Big brother, what are you kicking me for!"

"If it weren't for the fact that you are Lao Tzu's brother, this young master can stab you to death with a sword, believe it or not, go back to the room for Lao Tzu to find peace of mind and have a good chat!"

"What are you talking about with my little sister?"

Liu Dashao calmed down the irritability in his heart and breathed a few sighs of relief!

"Let's talk about the art of talking!"