There is an old saying, how do you come to it?

Life is like that...... Since you can't resist, you have to close your eyes and enjoy it......

After learning the news that the two old men were coming, Xiao Han was restless and thought about all the dangers he could think of.

However, now that he saw two people standing in front of him, his heart calmed down.

Fuck it!

In this life, anyone who damns will be choked to death if he drinks saliva, and he who doesn't dare to die if he falls from the sky! If you live carefully everywhere, then life will be too boring.

took the two old men back to Tongguan, and the tiring travel for days made them tired.

When they went to the courtyard where Xiao Han was temporarily borrowed, the two hurriedly washed up and went to the bedroom to sleep.

This sleep was extremely sweet, from morning to evening, until a tempting fragrance rushed into the room through the window, and Old Man Hua and Sun Simiao woke up leisurely.

After all, they didn't eat lunch, and they were hungry......

got up and cleaned up, pushed open the door of the room in the other courtyard, and the old man Hua was just about to go out, but suddenly found that in the dark courtyard, a group of heads turned silently, staring at him with straight eyes!

This weird scene almost scared out Old Man Hua's little heart on the spot!

"That old... Old Sun, will you catch ghosts? ”

Trembling and taking a step back, Old Man Hua suddenly remembered that there was a Taoist priest beside him, and hurriedly pushed Sun Simiao to the front.

Sun Simiao's determination is stronger than that of Old Man Hua, and after being startled, he saw these heads clearly in the dim light, and couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, I can't catch ghosts, but it's still okay to catch people!" ”

"Arrest?"

Old man Hua hadn't understood what it meant, but the heads in front of him suddenly burst into cheers! Immediately, these heads scattered in a hurry, lighting lamps and candles, moving tables and chairs, and busy moving!

A few more lights and candles were lit, and the beating light illuminated the huge courtyard!

Looking at the old man Hua who was in a state of distraction just now, who are the heads that began to be busy are not Xiao Han?

"Little calf, scare me sincerely!"

Seeing clearly that it was Xiao Han, the old man Hua, whose heart was still pounding, immediately became angry! Rolling up his sleeves and about to make a move, Xiao Han was so frightened that he immediately dropped the pu fan, jumped to the side with a "whoosh", and shouted:

"Master! Don't wronged anyone! I'm making delicious food for you, seeing that you sleep so soundly, I deliberately let them not make a sound, and they are not allowed to hold the lamp, for fear of affecting you! Chai Shao, are you right! ”

As the chief manager, Chai Shao naturally didn't have to work with Xiaodong and them, at this time he was squatting next to a stove, looking at the bubbling casserole, and when he heard Xiao Han ask him, he immediately said without looking back: "Yes, yes, yes!" Hey, Xiao Han! I said everyone is awake, let's eat! Someone else will come later, and that won't be enough to stuff your teeth! ”

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Why didn't I kill you! Xiao Han looked at Chai Shao's perfunctory appearance, and scolded this foodie!

In other words, he didn't plan to call Chai Shao because he was too troublesome, but halfway through the stew, this thing smelled and came! The leper dog is like a dog, and he can't get rid of it.

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!"

Knowing what happened, Old Man Hua also stopped the pursuit of the killing, saying that at this time, his stomach was really hungry!

To appease the old man, Xiao Han didn't plan to be polite, and immediately set the table and served the food!

Ask the two old men to sit down, Chai Shao licked his face, and naturally sat down under them, grabbing chopsticks and waiting for the meal!

His actions naturally caused Xiao Han to roll his eyes, which was too conscious, and he wouldn't be polite......

A small table can seat four people, as for Jia and Xiaodong, they are holding a big bowl each, holding a big bowl with saliva to watch Xiao Han put food on the plate.

These have all been said in advance, and the one on the plate is Xiao Han's! As for those who are left in the pot, they are theirs......

The reason why they did this was not that Xiao Han didn't let them serve on the table, but just because here, there was only one table and four chairs!

Don't be disgusted with shabby, just these two things, they were brought down from the ship......

Tongguan is here, and it is still far from Chang'an!

The high tables and chairs that are popular in Chang'an, when they come here, few people know about it, which is strange enough.

As soon as the red meatballs came out of the pot, they attracted a lot of applause, and many people sucked saliva at these meatballs bigger than their fists, only the stunned face was a little weak-hearted......

When he was cooking this dish just now, Xiao Han asked him to find some "horseshoe".

As a result, a stunned knife ran to the horse ring! Had it not been for the miserable howling of the monkeys in the horse pen and the summoning of the horse overseer, the poor jujube horse would have lost a hoof......

In ancient times, many people believed that raising monkeys in the horse pen would get rid of horse plague, such as Jia Sixian's "Qi Min Technique", which has a paragraph: macaques are often tied to the horse workshop, so that the horse is not afraid, ward off evil, and eliminate all kinds of diseases.

Therefore, in the beginning, wherever horses were bred on a large scale, monkeys would be raised. ”

was scolded by the horse supervisor, and by the way, he figured out that the so-called horseshoe was just an ingredient similar to mushrooms, and he was stunned again and again, so the people who changed it did not pursue it.

It's just that being a thief is always weak after all, and now when he sees the meatballs, he thinks of the panicked jujube red horse again.

Naturally, no one cares about the strangeness of the stunned, but now it's more important to care about the food in front of you!

Xiao Han didn't know why the ancients didn't like pork, thinking it should be because they couldn't cook! Anyway, the pork he makes is not enough to eat every time......

Meatballs are just a kind of hard vegetables, a fat Yellow River carp, which was steamed by Xiao Han in the steaming drawer, and then put ginger and shredded shallots, and then cooked with hot oil, that aroma, that taste!

Anyway, after Chai Shao took a bite, he felt that the carp he ate the night before was garbage!

There are not many dishes, one fish and one meat, plus two vegetarian dishes, and when the dishes are ready, the four people at the table immediately adhere to the rules of eating without saying a word and sleeping without saying a word, and eat quickly one by one!

It's not that they don't want to talk, it's that they're afraid that as soon as they do, the others will eat the whole meal......

Especially Chai Shao, this product, eats wolf, like a starving ghost reincarnated, where is the slightest bit of the graceful demeanor of the horse master in the play?

Anyway, every time Xiao Han sees him eating, he always feels unfair for Princess Pingyang!

It's just a pile of cow dung that fell on flowers!

After a while, when he was full of wine and food, Old Man Hua touched his stomach and burped comfortably, which was the most comfortable meal he had eaten in recent days!

"Master, the apprentice's craftsmanship is not bad......"

Seeing that Old Man Hua seemed to be in a good mood, Xiao Han immediately climbed up the pole.

However, Old Man Hua just glanced at Xiao Han, who was full of flattery, and spit out four words lightly in his mouth: "Don't do your job!" ”