Liangchen has encountered a fine tradition - the immortal jump that will never change for 5,000 years.

The person was pressed to the ground, and his heart was already bitter, and he just said that Zhang Cha was a decrepit person, and he didn't think that his side was even weaker.

Dignified future Chitose, the first time I entered Beijing, the city gate was not entered, I was thinking about men and women, looking at the major travel novels in the previous life, which protagonist has me so pitted?

Could it be that my good minister will end up with a comment that "the mud can't support the wall"?

Liangchen is inexplicably sad and indignant, his goal is "my family's thousand miles of horses"...

The difference between the two is too great.

There was a voice on the side of the pubic side in my ear: "Brother, what do you say about teasing my wife?" ”

It's really set in stone...

Liangchen only felt that his hands were tight, and his hands were already tied up. The body was steep and light, but it was lifted up.

As soon as the light in the room was bright, the old woman regularly pushed the door in, and looked at Liangchen with a smile on her face, very satisfied.

"Husband, it's this kid who eats my tofu, you have to be the master of the slave family!"

The woman's face also changed, glaring at the good minister angrily, how could she still be coquettish when she seduced just now. From time to time, he wiped the corners of his eyes with a sleeveband, as if he had been wronged.

Not to mention, just this appearance is stronger than many dramas in later generations. It's really a line of work, a line of love, and a specialization in the art industry.

"Big brother, what nonsense do you talk to him, dare to tease your sister-in-law and beat him to death!"

An angry man stepped forward and grabbed Liangchen's chin, lifted it up violently, and was about to slap him in the face.

As a result, both sides were shocked.

The man's hand stopped in mid-air, and he looked at the old woman in confusion: "Godmother, why is it a chick?" ”

The old woman looked indifferent: "Business is difficult to do, if you have money, you can do it, and it doesn't matter if you are young or not." ”

"That's just as well."

The man nodded, and when he turned his head to look at the good minister again, his fierce appearance was revealed, and he dared to beat the good minister to death if he was disobedient. However, the hand that stopped in mid-air did not fan down, after all, this kid was too small, and he really couldn't bear it.

Your whole family is the chick!

Liangchen didn't appreciate the other party's kindness for not fighting, he wanted to scold, what a hell of a life, he actually let two eunuchs tie up!

What kind of big man is in front of him, two unlucky people who have been cleaned but have not entered the palace, commonly known as "self-palace white".

Damn, in my previous life, Bai read so many history books, and the wild history of the abduction and abduction of the pit and the immortal jump was rampant outside Zuo'anmen, and I didn't remember it yesterday.

What kind of worm has caught the brain, there is no cure!

If there is a crack in the ground, the good minister really wants to get into it, so as not to be embarrassed.

………

In fact, as Liangchen saw with his own eyes, the two people in front of him were indeed from the palace, the one who pinched Liangchen's chin was surnamed Sha, named Qiandao, and the other one who played the woman's husband was surnamed Hu Mingguang.

Hu Guang and Sha Qiandao, like the thousands of "self-palace whites" outside Zuo'anmen, are ruthless with hope for the future, but the two are more unlucky, they have been in the capital for more than two years, and they have not fished their way into the palace. Forced by life, he did this business of dominating outsiders outside Zuo'anmen.

The woman is a local, surnamed Pan, but a widow, her husband died a few years ago, and she is quite easy and hard work, so she hit it off with Hu Guang. The old woman's surname is Wang, where people don't know, Hu Guang and they all call her godmother, who is responsible for soliciting customers outside.

Sha Qiandao is thin and small, and he looks very obscene, but under his obscene appearance, he has a benevolent heart. It's really helpless to do this, if you don't do it, you won't have anything to eat, and if you don't have anything to eat, where can you survive the sun and the moon.

Hu Guang is different, tall and big, and has a horizontal body, if it is not for the lack of face, he is only afraid of being seen by others. Before he was cleaned, Hu Guang was also a tyrant in his hometown and a frequent visitor to the official prison. If he hadn't offended a more ruthless character, there would be no way to live, and he wouldn't have been ruthless and wanted to seek wealth in the palace.

"Boy, what else do you have to say!"

In order to increase the intimidation effect, Hu Guang pretended to be extremely angry, inadvertently pulled off his clothes, and the muscles in his chest trembled three times.

Usually, once this is done, the results are immediately apparent. Unexpectedly, the chick in front of him was not only not frightened, but also looked at him stunned.

Hu Guang was not angry, and glanced at Sha Qiandao, who immediately took out a small knife, shook it in front of Liangchen's eyes, and threatened: "Boy, I think you are tired of life!" … Damn, dare to bully my sister-in-law, I'll cut you with one knife today, otherwise this evil breath won't come out! ”

"Huh? … Other! ”

The knife was horizontal in front of him, and Liangchen finally reacted, and he was frightened: If this was really castrated by two unlucky eggs, wouldn't he really become a little Chitose!

I'm a 9,000-year-old nephew, not really 9,000 years old!

"Hero, there is something to say, there is something to say!"

Liangchen immediately became familiar with the routine and begged for mercy again and again.

There's no way, people are knives and I'm fish, and now I don't admit it, in case these two unlucky guys don't follow the routine, they really cut his bird, then it's a strange injustice through the ages.

"Hmph, now you know how to beg for mercy?" Hu Guang smiled and walked in front of Liangchen, "Public or private?" ”

"Private, private." Liangchen was very obedient and couldn't stop nodding.

Hu Guang's face softened: "What's the private law?" ”

"I'm willing to lose money, I'm willing to lose money."

At this point, what else can Liangchen do, spend money to eliminate disasters. His hands were tied, and he couldn't help but admit it.

Wang Ganniang watched from the side, and her old yellow teeth were so happy that she couldn't close them.

"Boy, you're pretty good."

Hu Guang pouted at Widow Pan, Widow Pan covered her mouth and laughed, picking up the burden of the good minister from the ground. Three times five divided by two, it was unraveled, and then flipped over, but there were only a few silver beans and a few copper plates.

That's all?

Sha Qiandao put the knife in his mouth, stretched out his hand and groped in Liangchen's arms, but there was nothing.

Seeing that she couldn't find anything on her body, Widow Pan was unwilling, so she continued to turn over the burden of Liangchen, and turned out Liangchen's booklet at once.

When Liangchen saw it, he was overjoyed, if these two unlucky guys knew that his uncle was the big man in the palace, and they didn't immediately apologize to themselves, slap his little elephant legs, and beg him to help them enter the palace?

No, Widow Pan didn't know how to read, and when she saw that there was no silver ticket hidden in the booklet, she threw it aside.

This makes Liangchen very disappointed, just like walking on the street with a huge amount of money, but others still treat you as a poor egg.

After rummaging through everything and everything, Widow Pan finally confirmed that the young man in front of her was really a poor ghost.

"Godmother, this won't work, I'll have to pull a rich one over next time. If this continues, everyone will drink the northwest wind. ”

A few silver beans are not enough for four people, and it is not even worth the hard work, Widow Pan is not happy, and complains about Wang Ganniang.

"It's better to have something than nothing." Wang Ganniang slandered: You Pan Qiaoer has the ability to go outside and pull people by yourself.

"Alright, that's it." Hu Guang was also a little disappointed, waved his hand and ordered Sha Qiandao, "Bring the person next door over." ”

"Hey!"

Sha Qiandao listened to Hu Guang's words very much, and immediately went to the next room to pick up people.

Liangchen stayed for a while, and there were still difficult brothers and brothers who dared to love.

After a while, Sha Qiandao brought someone over, and as soon as the person entered the room, he took the initiative to stand honestly next to Liangchen, and said to Hu Guang with a smile on his face:

"Good man, I really don't have any money, if I have money, I won't go to Beijing to find a daughter-in-law. If the good man doesn't believe it, I can lead the good man to find my daughter-in-law, don't worry, my daughter-in-law must be rich. ”

"Damn, how many times have you said that? You think I'm going to believe it! Don't come to this set, if you tease my wife, if you don't lose money, don't think of coming out of this door! ”

Hu Guang was annoyed by what he said, and when he saw that this guy's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, he was also angry, and kicked this person back a few steps in a row.

The man was so frightened that his face turned white, for fear of being harmed by these people, and begged for mercy again and again: "A good man spares his life, my daughter-in-law is really rich, she is a wet nurse for the emperor's eldest grandson in the palace, she must be rich!" …”