Chapter 203: Shit Luck
While the examiners were busy reviewing the papers, the third session of the examination quietly began.
Like the township test, the test is five policy questions. Policy questioning, in fact, is to ask you to write an article and express your political opinions on current political issues.
After reading the five questions, Lin Haoran shook his head helplessly. These five issues are all hot issues at the moment, there are troubles, disasters, and disadvantages, and I am afraid that the vast majority of people will bet on the topic.
It's just that in the third grade of elementary school in my previous life, someone had already deeply understood a truth: exams are exams, and they have nothing to do with what you really think.
The teacher asked you to write an essay: "One of the most enjoyable things".
You write about peeking at how pleasant the teacher is taking a bath, like Dong Yong peeking at the seven fairies going down to take a bath, in fact, it's okay. The teacher must have been secretly refreshed when she reviewed it, but she couldn't give you a passing grade, and even pretended to beat you up.
So in his later essays, the most enjoyable thing for him was no longer watching the teacher take a bath, but "helping the grandmother cross the road" and "picking up a penny and giving it to the police uncle", and all of them got high marks.
This incident also guided him on the road of pickling girls in the future, so that he understood the good intentions of the teacher at the beginning, and the beating was not in vain.
Now he is once again faced with a choice, such as this argument.
Can he propose to abolish the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, which nourishes a large group of officials, switch to shipping, and transform large ships to transport grain, so as to completely solve the ills of inefficient transportation?
If you think that this will try to ask questions, and you really want to make suggestions, then Lin Haoran will really live in vain. also lived up to the good intentions of the beautiful teacher, and even more so to live up to the spanking sound.
You must know that these test papers are not presented to the emperor, nor are they for Yan Ge Lao to see, but sent to the inner curtain to be reviewed by those fellow examiners, and the chief examiner Wu Shan will adjudicate.
Wu Shan, as the chief examiner of the examination sent by the emperor, is he here to find a solution to the "cheating"? Obviously not, Wu Shan came to open a branch and choose a tribute this time, which is his main job.
In addition, it is also in his own interest. If he asks you to go to high school, it will be a teacher-student relationship with you, and if you are a troublesome "stunned young man", he will actually be held politically responsible.
It is precisely in this way that the first person Wu Shan eliminated was the protégé of "deviant", and he would definitely not bury mines for himself stupidly.
Lin Haoran naturally has a clear insight into this, this exam is not a test of "political opinions" at all, but mainly your thoughts, to see if your thoughts have a "gunpowder smell".
After confirming this point, he pointed the spearhead of the malpractice at "greed" and "mediocrity". reprimanded those powerless petty officials, and suggested that Cao Yun let the capable live there, putting away his real political opinions.
However, he believes that no matter how he hides it, his talent will be discovered by Wu Shan. As the saying goes, the two most unconcealable things in the world are talent and fart.
Time has come to the last day.
Lin Haoran wrote the answer to the last question on the test paper, and after checking that it was correct, he looked up at the sky, it was a rare sunny day, and his heart flew out of the Gongyuan.
This time, it was undoubtedly the most torturous exam, and I stayed in this narrow dormitory for nine days and eight nights. It's just that it's all over now.
He carefully cleaned the pen and inkstone and put them in the examination basket. Suddenly, I heard a sound of footsteps, a noisy sound coming from the mouth of the alley, and when I looked up, I saw the rewinder and the sergeant walking.
As with the previous exams, there will be three rehearsals on the last day, and this time they are a batch before the afternoon, a batch in the afternoon, and a batch in the evening.
Lin Haoran saw that it was not far from the time of the first arrangement, so he also signaled to hand in the papers.
A fat examinee came and carefully examined his examination paper, and then sealed it. Fold the frontispiece of the volume and seal it, and stamp it with "Mi Feng Guan Guan", all of which is going on under Lin Haoran's nose.
After collecting the test papers, he gave Lin Haoran a wooden card.
Lin Haoran took the wooden sign and took the things that belonged to him, and left this test alley.
When he walked out of Kao Alley, he suddenly felt a little dazed, and he couldn't remember which side of the tunnel he came in from nine days ago. However, after only a moment of distraction, he followed the other candidate towards the gate of the Tribute Academy.
There were not many people who handed in the papers with him, only more than 200 people, and most of the candidates were afraid that they chose to submit the papers in the afternoon or evening.
The time for the gate to open had not yet arrived, and everyone gathered in the same corridor that had been searched before, waiting for the release. Although some people are acquainted, they do not dare to communicate here, and only use the expressions on their faces to express good and bad.
After a while, after nine days, the gate of the Tribute Courtyard opened again.
More than 200 people looked at the open gate, like sharks smelling blood, and immediately swarmed out. After staying here for nine days and eight nights, they were like birds escaping from their cages, and they immediately smelled freedom.
The sun is shining, and the square in front of the Gongyuan is bathed in sunlight, where a flock of pigeons are feeding.
Lin Haoran walked out of the tribute courtyard, the sun shone on that delicate face, but his eyes were full of vicissitudes, squinting, looking at the group of pigeons flying high.
From Guangzhou City all the way to the north, I have experienced a lot, even life and death. And now, he has fulfilled his original wish and participated in this exam that is related to the fate of his life.
Although the results of the examination have not yet come out, there is no doubt that a good result has been achieved, at least much better than when I thought that I would not be able to take the exam. What's more, he thought that he had done quite well in the exam this time, and it was estimated that he would not be able to run away from a tribute quota.
As long as he gets a tribute quota, it is equivalent to getting a jinshi quota, and he will enter the officialdom as a jinshi officer and become an official of the Ming Dynasty.
Bah!
Lin Haoran walked down the steps, and as a result, he stepped on a piece of dog shit with one foot as if he had eaten a fly, so that he spit on the ground with a mouthful of phlegm, trying to spit out this bad luck.
I thought it was about to be a success, but I never thought that it would be a piece of shit greeting him!
Wait a minute...... It's shit luck!
Lin Haoran's disgusting expression disappeared, and a touch of joy rose on his eyebrows, as if to imply that he would be a Gongshi, and even likely to be a Huiyuan.
"Are you Guangdong Xie Yuanlang Lin Haoran?" Several brocade guards came from a distance, and one of them seemed to be holding a portrait in his hand.
Lin Haoran was in a good mood, and said loudly: "Exactly, I don't know who Your Excellency is?" ”
"Take it away!" The brocade guard's face changed, and he immediately ordered.
When Lin Haoran heard this, his eyes immediately widened, and he was also stunned. But before he could react, the brocade guards who came up grabbed him left and right.
It's illegal to step on shit, and this brocade guard is too lenient, right?