Chapter 1259: What a feeling
"Ahem, since we have all taken off our scarves and looked at people with our true faces, we are also old acquaintances, can you please stop the barking of the puppy officer, how much it affects the feelings......" Zhu Ping'an coughed and smiled honestly.
"Phew! Tian is shameless, who is an acquaintance with your little dog officer. It also affects feelings, who has feelings for you. You're more shameless than you were at the beginning. The demon girl Ruonan took a sip.
"Once born, second ripe, this is the third time we have met, why are we not acquaintances. Besides, I've been a lifesaver for you. Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth and continued to say.
"I will really put gold on my face, whether it was to save my life or take advantage of others, you know it in your own heart."
The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an.
"Don't wronged a good person, am I the kind of villain who takes advantage of people's danger......" Zhu Ping'an shouted injustice.
"What kind of good person do you think you are? Oh, you are a big corrupt official, the kind who doesn't care about the lives of the people! ”
The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes disdainfully and sneered at Zhu Ping'an.
"When I was recuperating in my room, I called my little engong, but now that my injury is healed, I call my little dog official...... Alas, the hearts of the people are not ancient recently, and the world is declining, what can be done......"
Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth and opened his mouth quietly.
The demon girl Ruonan felt goosebumps about to rise, knowing that Zhu Ping'an was deliberate, she couldn't help but glance at Zhu Ping'an, and interrupted Zhu Ping'an's words, "The lack of yin and yang is almost weird, you are a corrupt official, everyone will be punished." Even if I am an acquaintance, I will also kill my relatives in righteousness, otherwise leaving you alive will be a big cancer! I don't know how many innocent people will be brutalized by you, a corrupt official with no humanity, in the future. Besides, when I left, I had a word in advance, if you are lucky enough to be an official and a half-job, don't do anything wrong, otherwise the knife in the girl's hand will not be recognized by the six relatives, so you can do it yourself. But I didn't expect that you really got a half-official position, and I didn't expect that you would become a big corrupt official who didn't care about the lives of the people! If you don't listen to what you say, I can only kill my relatives in righteousness and get rid of you, a dog official, for the people, after all, my knife is not recognized by my six relatives. ”
"When I thought of it, there were two opportunities to kill you, the first time I was careless, and the second time I was soft-hearted, and I didn't wipe out you, the little dog official, in the bud, causing 100,000 people in Jingnan to be poisoned by you, the little dog official, my heart to kill you couldn't be controlled, and I giggled...... Repeatedly, not repeatedly, the first time careless, the second time soft, I will not make any mistakes again this third time, I will definitely cut off your head, and pay tribute to your short and sinful life. ”
The demon girl Ruonan giggled, and a fox face was like a flower, but there was no warmth in the smile.
With a smile on his face, he wants to kill you in his heart.
What feelings!
That's about it.
The painting with ears on the bed, hearing this, I was relieved, it turns out that this bad woman and my uncle are in this relationship, this bad woman and my uncle have met twice, and each time I want to kill my uncle, so I can rest assured, bah, what kind of heart, this bad woman wants to kill my aunt!
Hearing this bad woman who is called Ruo Nan, she didn't let go at all, she must take her uncle's head, and the little girl with the bun painting was nervous and her face turned pale, and her heart was tightly raised to her throat.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless, and said with a serious face, "I repeat, I am not a corrupt official, I raised the price of grain for the people of Jingnan, and now the floods in the south of the Yangtze River have caused a serious shortage of food, and the imperial court is unable to relieve ...... for a while."
"Cut!"
The demon girl Ruonan pursed her lips disdainfully, interrupted Zhu Ping'an's words, didn't listen to Zhu Ping'an's explanation at all, patted Zhu Ping'an's face with a dagger, and said with a giggle, "For the sake of our acquaintance, this girl will be kind and let you live for a while and a half, don't say that I didn't take care of you." Tell me how you recognized me, and where did this girl show her flaws? ”
Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth, made a disdainful lip sound, and didn't bother to speak.
"Oh, yes, yes, your consciousness has become higher, it seems that you, a little dog official and a big corrupt official, realized your mistake and rushed to reincarnate in a hurry, okay, that girl will fulfill you, and I will send you back to the West."
The demon girl Ruonan giggled, and was about to wipe the dagger on Zhu Ping'an's throat, looking like it was a joke, but there was no joke in her hand, and the cold dagger pressed on Zhu Ping'an's throat little by little, gradually exerting force.
The little girl of the bun painted like a fish that fell to the shore, twisting her body frantically, whining in her throat, she should be shouting no and shouting for help, but because her mouth was gagged with a towel, she could only hear a whining sound.
And Liu Dadao and they learned a "lesson", so as not to disturb Zhu Ping'an's "good deeds", they were all far away from the main house, even the people who were on guard outside were consciously far away from the main house......
Therefore, the whining sound of the painting tried its best to be regarded as shouting to the deaf people, but it did not have any effect at all, but instead made his face and neck thick when he shouted at him, and he almost rolled his eyes without being suffocated.
"Stop, I'll say it, I don't ask you to spare my life, but I beg you to give me a chance to explain the increase in food prices, can you?"
Zhu Ping'an said very interestingly.
"Oh, don't beg for your life, but for a chance to explain, cluck...... For the sake of our acquaintance, since you have begged me so sincerely, I will agree with great mercy. ”
The demon girl Ruonan blinked, the corners of her mouth hooked a curvature, she was very satisfied with Zhu Ping'an's knowledge, and nodded in agreement.
"The first point, the cuckoo chirping outside is exposed. The cuckoo activity is in the spring, and now it is the end of autumn and winter, where there will be any cuckoo, and later you reply with the sound of a magpie chirping also confirmed, which is a code signal from your companion to inquire about the situation. The magpie annunciation, it's you who reply to your companions, you're done, or everything is under control. Zhu Ping'an stretched out a finger and said slowly to the demon girl Ruonan.
"The puppy officer is very discerning, quite powerful. But so what? What does it have to do with you recognizing me? ”
The masked woman sarcastically said to Zhu Ping'an, and then questioned it, feeling that this had nothing to do with recognizing her.
"Use the cuckoo to ask and summon your companions, I once encountered it, wasn't this how your companions were summoned back then?!" Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth and said the original scene.
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, her face changed, "So you saw it at the time?!" So how can you pretend you don't know. ”
"People have to learn to play stupid, sometimes knowing more is not necessarily a good thing." Zhu Ping'an said lightly.
"Humph! You wish I had gone sooner, did you?! And now you still have the face to talk to me about feelings?! ”
The demon girl Ruonan sneered.
"Second, when I mistook you for a widow, you were angry and didn't hesitate to say anything, and your true voice was exposed, although you quickly covered it up again, but I have a good memory, and my voice has a sense of déjà vu."
Zhu Ping'an stretched out his second finger and said lightly.
"He is worthy of being a dog officer, with a pair of dog ears...... Anything else? The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an.
"The third is to laugh. Laughing, giggling, sneering, sneering, sneering, sneering, laughing...... There are very few people like you who laugh at every turn, at least I've only met you in my life. ”
Zhu Ping'an then stretched out his third finger, tugged at the corners of his mouth slightly, and showed a smile.
This demon girl loves to laugh too much, and I have the impression that she even complained that she "loves to laugh so much, just go and laugh".
"Hmph, observe this girl so carefully, do you have any messy thoughts about this girl?!"
The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an and snorted.
"Wronged! It's just a habit of mine, and besides, you're so smiling that you don't need to look closely. ”
Zhu Ping'an shrugged.
The demon girl Ruonan glared at Zhu Ping'an vigorously.