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The ancestor of the little emperor, Mingrenzong Zhu Gaochi, was a big fat man, so fat that he was unable to move, and he needed two attendants to help him walk. However, Zhu Gaochi has a benevolent temperament, and it can be seen from the temple name benevolence that he also created the "rule of benevolence" comparable to the "rule of Wenjing".

As for the little emperor, he has been a little fat since he was a child, of course, the people in the palace did not dare to describe him as fat, but said that he looked a little like his ancestor Ming Renzong. After hearing this, the little emperor was a little complacent with his own posture.

But the sentence 'Whose little fat man' is the person in front of him, coupled with such a contemptuous tone and disdainful expression......

The little emperor was shocked and angry, and his hands and feet were trembling.

Gao Huai, Zhang Whale said angrily.

"Bold!"

"Rude!"

"Presumptuous!"

"Arrogance!"

The little emperor slapped his chair and shouted: "Come on, slap your mouth!" ”

"Slap your grandma!" Lin Yanshou scolded him.

Zhang Whale, Gao Huai was shocked, this person didn't want to die, and he actually dared to talk back to the Son of Heaven.

Even if you talk back, you still insult the grandmother of the Son of Heaven, filial piety, pure kindness, and respectfully praise the Queen Mother of the Holy Emperor of Tiankai.

Zhang Whale, Gao Huai was almost crying, so he could only say to the little emperor: "Son's anger, Childe's anger, let's punish this arrogant person again." ”

The little emperor wept in his heart and said, the emperor's grandmother and grandson are not filial, and you are humiliated.

At this moment, the little emperor was too lazy to pretend to be slapped in the face anymore, and said directly: "Ignorant, do you know who I am?" ”

Lin Yanshou was about to spray it, but the doorman on the side hurriedly grabbed Lin Yanshou's sleeve and said in a low voice: "When this son was just famous, he said that his surname was Zhu. ”

"Country name?" Lin Yanshou frowned and asked.

The little emperor nodded, and his surname is the best in the world.

Zhang Whale, Gao Huai said sharply beside him: "Yes, now you can know how noble my son is, and you can afford to offend the nobles, and you don't kneel down to make amends to our son." My son-in-law doesn't remember villains, so I can spare your nine clans. ”

Gao Huai, Zhang Whale sang and harmonized.

Lin Yanshou sneered: "What about the surname Zhu, there are so many people with the surname Zhu in the world, as long as you don't sit in the Jinluan Palace, I'm afraid you will do anything." ”

The little emperor sneered: "I'm the person you can't afford to mess with, do you know who I am?" ”

The little emperor said in his heart, the play is almost over, this time you know my identity should be so frightened that you can't speak, after a while, it is useless for you to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, I will kill you too!

How do you know that Lin Yanshou also sneered: "What if you know, do you know who I am?" ”

Seeing Lin Yanshou so arrogant, the little emperor couldn't help but be stunned and said, this person knows my identity, and he is still so arrogant, could it be that Emperor Taizu can't be reborn.

The little emperor was shocked and asked weakly: "Haven't asked for advice yet?" ”

Seeing that the other party was bluffed by himself, Lin Yanshou nodded, shook his sleeves slightly, and said slowly: "I am the champion of Wanli Gengchen year......

Before Lin Yanshou finished speaking, the scholars on the side all stood up and said with admiration: "It turned out to be the champion prince, who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai!" ”

Lin Yanshou smiled: "I haven't finished talking yet...... Cousin! ”

After hearing this, the scholars showed a look of sudden disappointment, but they also saluted: "I see, that is also disrespectful." ”

The little emperor couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.

Zhang Whale said on the side: "Childe, no wonder this person is a little arrogant, it turns out to be the cousin of Lin Jiaoguan." ”

"What's the point?"

Zhang Whale said: "Your Majesty, what do you think, with Lin's talent as an official, not to mention the middle of the court, there are probably few people in the world who can compare to him." ”

With Zhuge Kong's brightness, no matter how bad his brother is, Zhuge is also Zhuge Jin. This person is not only the brother of Lin Jiaoguan, but also a talented person, so it is understandable that he is uninhibited. ”

The little emperor was suspicious: "Could it be that the real celebrity is self-effacing, and now you are balanced?" ”

The scholar on the side thought the same, and discussed: "Since I didn't see Lin Sanyuan here, but seeing his brother, it's worth the trip!" ”

However, the little emperor was a little skeptical, where is the real celebrity like this.

A scholar said respectfully: "Unexpectedly, I met a celebrity here, and I was lonely and unheard of, so please teach the name of the subject?" is not only the brother of the champion, but also at least a person, Jinshi! ”

There was a humane on the side: "The champion is a big three-yuan, and his brother is a little three-yuan." ”

How do you know the words of the scholar, it was like poking Lin Yanshou's painful feet, and the other party's face was suddenly flushed.

Lin Yanshou was a little annoyed and said angrily: "The phoenix is not a sycamore, it is not a bamboo tree, it is not a bamboo tree, it is not a drink, I have not got the time, I have not got the time." ”

All the scholars laughed, and one said: "It turns out that there is no fame, this person has a false appearance, and he was almost deceived." ”

Lin Yanshou sneered when he heard this: "Just because you also said this, when my brother asked me for college advice, you still didn't know where it was?" ”

What did Lin Sanyuan ask his brother for college?

As we all know, Lin Yanchao is a master of scripture, and if his university asks his brother for benefits, then this person's level is also quite good.

The scholars were frightened and doubted.

Seeing that everyone was not convinced, Lin Yanshou continued: "I know that if you don't show your hand, you won't be reconciled, okay, I got a poem recently, wait to wash your ears and listen!" ”

Everyone is seated, even the little emperor is also upright.

"Reading until you have cramps in your hands!" Lin Yanshou groaned.

After hearing this, everyone was laughing.

Hand cramps, I also have leg cramps, I thought it was some kind of talent.

Laughed at me.

But that's about it.

Even the little emperor shook his head and said, this sentence is too cheesy, isn't there a place to see thunder on the ground?

Everyone's expressions Lin Yanshou was unobstructed, but seeing that he showed an expression of 'you are not so knowledgeable'.

Lin Yanshou groaned with his hands: "Reading until my hands cramp...... Reading a book until the hand cramps, for the Wensi diabetes insipidus! ”

The last sentence was full of silence.

The sneer on the face of the talented scholar suddenly stiffened on his face.

The entire foyer fell silent.

But seeing Lin Yanshou pacing the hall, looking left and right, it was impossible to live.

After half a ring, the turbulent waves in the hearts of the scholars subsided.

A scholar commented: "This word is really extraordinary! ”

"Where is the extraordinary?"

The scholar shook his head and said: "It's not surprising that ordinary people use spray words, shoot words, and frequency words." Only this one word collapses the artistic conception of the poem to elevate it a notch, describing the long-term and diffusion of literary thoughts, which can really be described as three points! ”

Listening to it left and right, the little emperor couldn't help but laugh and laughed.

Lin Yanshou exhaled and raised his eyebrows, and said to the left and right: "Wait until you know how powerful I am!" This year's boys' exam, you will see my great name! ”

The scholars said in five bodies: "With the talent of the brother of the champion duke, the little three yuan explores the bag and takes things." ”

At this moment, the little emperor couldn't hold back any longer, and smiled backwards.

Lin Yanshou frowned and said, "Could this person be sick?" ”

Zhang Whale and Gao Huai stepped forward together and exclaimed: "Childe." ”

The little emperor leaned on his chair and smiled so hard that he didn't take his breath: "I was almost deceived by this person." This son is as stupid as a fool, and he is a complete idiot. Wen Si collapsed, I really laughed to death! Ha ha! ”