Chapter 511: You Nerd, You Know Bullshit

Liangchen had a burst of irritation for no reason, whether it was Xi Li or Baba, or Dong Ge or Luo Luoer, who dared to do this to him? - At best, it is a slap in the face, a knife to the neck, or a critical time to talk about conditions.

Compared with others, you Wu Xiuzhi is just the daughter of an old Xiucai, and she doesn't have anything to do, and she also drinks with me, a future little Chitose?

I won't wash it!

Big old man washes his ass... What a shame.

Under the fire, Liangchen's tiger body shook up, but it was hard for less than three seconds, and under the cold eyebrows of the little lady, he quickly lowered his head and said weakly: "Okay, I'll wash it." ”

It's not a shame or a shame on people, it's about personal hygiene.

Five stresses and four beauty, hygiene is the first priority.

The good minister sneered and poured the hot water into the basin again, but then he didn't know what to do.

Where do you wash it?

Take your pants off on the spot?

It's a very real question, because the little girl is looking at him.

Liangchen secretly slandered that the big girl's sedan chair was not on, and the cave room was not entered, so he should pay attention to the impact and avoid suspicion, how could he stare at him so stunned.

You have to understand that squatting down and washing your butt like a woman hurts your father-in-law's self-esteem.

The point is, it will be exposed.

Liangchen refuses in his heart.

He held the basin of water and looked at Wu Xiuzhi helplessly and innocently.

"What are you doing with your feet, why don't you wash it quickly." Wu Xiuzhi didn't think as much as Liangchen, and she looked impatient.

Liangchen swallowed in his throat: "Sister Xiuzhi, I wash it, but can you turn it around?" ”

"I'm all with you, what's there to see." Wu Xiuzhi sneered, "Besides, what do you have worth seeing from me?" ”

"Humph!"

Liangchen was lazy to talk to the little lady, and walked to the bed with the basin in a puff, thinking about it and not worrying, he moved the rack for putting clothes over to block it.

To make sure that the little lady couldn't see her white and flawless buttocks, she reluctantly untied her trouser belt and squatted down slowly.

After washing, I wanted to wipe it, but I was embarrassed to find that I didn't take a towel.

Just as he was thinking about whether it would be better to dry his ass like this, or to put on his pants and dry them with his body temperature, a towel flew over the rack and landed on his shoulder.

"In the future, the towels for washing face, feet, and buttocks must be separated." After Wu Xiuzhi said this, she found that the big flesh of the white flower shook faintly, and she couldn't help laughing, and then instantly put on a straight face.

"Thank you."

Liangchen got up with difficulty and put on his pants, and with a sigh of relief in his heart, he took the basin out with a flushed face.

"Father-in-law, I'll come, I'll come." Xiao Tian had a job in his eyes, so he came up to grab the pot without saying anything.

Liangchen handed him the basin, looked left and right, and whispered: "Tell the night guard to stay away from our house." ”

"Understood, understood!" Xiao Tian's eyes flashed with a brilliance that I understand, and he nodded his head and waist.

The angel father-in-law may have other means, thinking that the flower girl will be used tonight.

You nerd knows a fart!

Liangchen made a gesture to kick Xiao Tian, clapped his hands and turned into the house angrily, and fastened the door strap and bolted it.

"You go to sleep first."

Wu Xiuzhi said a word, and then went to the wooden shelf to get another basin.

Liangchen didn't speak, and honestly walked to the side of the bed to undress and go to bed, but found that the quilt on the bed was separated by Xiao Niang's skin, and there were two big quilts inside and outside. The pillow is also one in the east and one in the west, and it seems that the little lady is sleeping with him, but not the kind of rolling a quilt.

"Look at what to see, don't go to bed yet." After Wu Xiuzhi poured the hot water, she found that Liangchen was in a daze there, and couldn't help but drink.

In line with the principle that good men do not fight with women, Liangchen hurriedly squatted into the quilt inside.

After the little lady finished washing her face, she was also stunned, and then glanced at the good minister on the bed, and found that the other party was half-curled up and leaning inside, so she walked to the table with a basin lightly, unbuckled her trouser belt and squatted down.

The movement was fast, but when he got up, he was stunned.

Wei Liangchen on the bed turned around at some point and stared at her.

"What are you doing?" Wu Xiuzhi was so angry that she forgot to put on her pants.

"Sister Xiuzhi, you're all with me, what's there to see?" Liangchen put one hand in the quilt and held his head with the other.

"You! …”

Wu Xiuzhi froze, and then exclaimed "ah", because she found that she hadn't lifted her pants yet. Anxious and ashamed, he hurriedly put on his pants, gritted his teeth and walked to the bedside, looking at Liangchen with hatred. But I really couldn't find a reason to beat him.

"Sister Xiuzhi, don't look at me like this, I... I didn't do anything. "Liangchen is still very innocent.

"Didn't do anything?" Wu Xiuzhi's face turned blue with anger, "You saw it all just now?" ”

"No, no, I didn't see anything." Liangchen didn't dare to hold it up, so he quickly shook his head and explained, "Sister Xiuzhi, it's dark, what can I see." He was telling the truth, the oil lamp on the bedside light grid, Wu Xiuzhi was behind the table, far away, and the light was very poor, so he really didn't see anything.

Wu Xiuzhi looked at Liangchen suspiciously, and didn't know whether what he said was true or false.

When Liangchen saw it, he felt that this was really boring, so he simply said: "Sister Xiuzhi, since you say follow me, that is my person, I can do whatever I want....otherwise, Sister Xiuzhi should go to sleep in another room, and I will send someone to send you back early tomorrow morning." ”

Hearing this, Wu Xiuzhi's face suddenly turned pale, then she snorted and said nothing, walked to the other end of the bed and lifted the quilt and got in.

Liangchen's mouth opened, a little funny, and said: "Sister Xiuzhi, you can think clearly, lonely men and widows are in the same room, sleep in the same bed, and you won't have time to regret it." ”

This is the truth, even if you don't sleep in a bed and stay alone in a room, Yu Wu Xiuzhi will definitely have no chastity at all.

Yao Liangchen is really a real eunuch, and Xiao Niangpi's temperament has ruined her life.

"What kind of man are you?" Wu Xiuzhi turned over and put her head on the outside of the bed, hesitated, gritted her teeth and said four words: "I don't regret it." ”

"So be it."

The good minister should be persuaded, and the one who should be reminded has also been reminded, and he has fulfilled his obligations, but he can only go with the little girl.

The light of the oil lamp reflected on the bed, and neither of them spoke again.

Liangchen knew that Xiao Niangpi was not asleep, next to Xiao Niangpi's body, although separated by the quilt, his heart must be ready to move.

The little lady's skin is not as good as Baba and Dongge, but she is also a natural person, how to make people not reverie.

Several times I had the idea of piercing the window paper, and several times I pressed it down.

But this taste was really uncomfortable, and finally, Liangchen began to tempt.

"Sister Xiuzhi, I want to ask you something."

"Say."

"You and Pan Xiaolangjun didn't... Nothing... Uh, I mean, you're still a yellow flower girl, aren't you? ”

"Oops!"

Liangchen screamed, and his toes were almost pinched off by the little girl's skin.