Chapter 222: Copy a Fart!

Shangsi Festival is a festival that does not taboo group drinking in Qin throughout the year.

In the Lantai Palace, the Pavilion of Flowing Water for Drinking and Feasting was built on a zigzag circular canal, and the young men and women who gathered sat down beside the canal, allowing a servant to walk upstream and put the empty feather buds into the water. The flat feather bud was like a rickety boat, floating gently on the flowing water, drifting towards the crowd below.

The sound of clanging sounded, and everyone chose one person, asked him to turn his back to everyone, and hit the copper chime with copper chopsticks, and then suddenly stopped, and then the person in front of Yu Yu was about to scoop up the cup......

Everyone took a look, but it was Tang Jue, the son of the thief Cao, who was the first to be hit.

Tang Jue is familiar with laws and regulations, but he is only rude to poetry and books. He secretly said that he was unlucky, scooped up the feather bud, poured a light yellow millet wine, and glanced at a favorite girl in yellow clothes sitting on the opposite side of the canal.

"This wine, this poem, to the lady of the Kim family!"

"The north wind is cool, and the rain and snow are pouring. Hui and good me, hand in hand! โ€

Unexpectedly, as soon as this remark came out, it was laughed by everyone.

"What are they laughing at?"

Heifu didn't know why, he had already understood the rules of the game, similar to the passing and receiving game in later generations, and the person who was recruited had to write a poem. Of course, it is definitely not a simple poem, men and women who are on a blind date will take the opportunity to write poems and romances and confess in public...... That's right, this era is so unrestrained, and there is no twisting of feelings at all.

And Fang Cai's poems do sound like they are in love, except that the north wind, rain and snow are not very suitable for the scene, is there any problem?

Feng Jing tilted his head and told Heifu: "Although this is a poem in "Shao Feng", and it also has the word wind, but in fact, it is about the tyranny of defending the country, and a person and his friends were invited to flee together. โ€

"It's self-defeating."

Heifu shook his head, it turns out that there are poems of this era, so many exquisite, it is really complicated. He had some sympathy for Tang Jue in his heart, and Heifu still had a good impression of this guy.

In this way, not only Tang Jue was embarrassed, but the woman was also silent.

Tang Jue's show of love this time ended in failure, because he was not good at reading, he lost a clown, was fined a glass of wine, and went to replace the person who hit the copper chime.

When the percussion stopped again, it was a coincidence that the one who picked up the feather was the girl in yellow clothes who had just been shown love by Tang Jue!

But seeing her pick up the feather bud, after hesitating for a while, she actually washed it in the water beside her, and the disgust was obvious, and then she filled it with millet wine and aimed it at Heifu......

Heifu was startled, and then found out that the girl's target was Feng Jing beside him!

"This wine, this word, to Feng Jun!"

In the amazed eyes of everyone, the girl shyly replied: "The wind is sassy and the wood is Xiao Xiao, and the son of Si is away from worry!" Then he drank the wine, and his face turned crimson.

From the words of others, Heifu knew that this was a sentence from "Mountain Ghost", and the longing of women chasing men could not be more obvious.

"What a bloody love triangle!"

This scene is simply too exciting, and Heifu looks at it between Feng Jing, the girl in yellow clothes, and Tang Jue, and it is quite interesting.

Tang Jue looked back and saw this scene, and was petrified on the spot.

The woman in the yellow robe stared at Feng Jing with a determined gaze, expecting his reaction.

Feng Jing has always been polite, and got up to salute the woman in yellow clothes, the woman was excited, covering her mouth with her hands, for fear that she would cry out happily, she thought that her confession was accepted.

"Feng Jun's spring has arrived." Heifu hey.

Feng Jing shook his head and whispered, "After this party, I will reject her." โ€

"It's ruthless."

Heifu joked, but unexpectedly Feng Jing asked rhetorically: "Zuo Bing Cao Shi only reads the military law and order on weekdays, never reads poems and books, and doesn't know how to resign or give it, but what are you going to say and to whom?" Do you want me to help you? โ€

"No need."

Heifu's smile disappeared, and he said lightly: "I have already thought about what to do, I just hope that Feng Jun will not think I am reckless and rude later!" โ€

Feng Jing's eyes were slightly surprised, but at this time, the clanging sound of the copper chime stopped again!

"This wine, this word, to the lady of the Ye family!"

As the organizer of this drinking cup of quan water, Qi Xia scooped up the feather bud, glanced at Heifu casually, and then aimed the full wine cup at the woman of the county guard directly opposite!

"Swim with the woman in the nine rivers, rush to the wind and raise the water!"

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"It's actually the daughter of Jing Junshou."

Feng Jing's expression became interesting, and he whispered to Heifu: "This is a sentence in "Hebo", not only in response to the situation, but also in response to the situation, how does the left soldier Cao Shi think, how will the daughter of the county guard react?" โ€

But he's more expecting a reaction from Heifu.

Heifu didn't answer, but saw the girl in Tsing Yi opposite and replied with a smile: "Thank you Qi Jun for your kindness, but the concubine is not old enough to talk about marriage, so Qi Jun should find another Lan Zhi......"

Everyone was shocked, thinking that according to the temperament of the daughter of the county guard, even if she didn't want to accept it, she would have to wait until the end of the party to show it in private, who expected her to refuse on the spot, did this make Qi Xia lose her mind early?

Qi Xia's face turned blue and white for a while, and finally he could only drink the bitter wine, and then angrily walked to Tang Jue, who had the strength to beat the copper chime after falling out of love, and asked him to go away.

"It's all to blame on that black man, who just stole my limelight!"

Qi Xia thought hatefully, and after Yu Yu returned to the source, he slammed the copper chime!

"Knock knock!"

Qi Xia is worthy of being a veteran who has played this game many times, although his back is to the ditch, he can predict its flow rate, he stopped suddenly, and then turned back, but saw that Heifu really picked up the feather cup in front of him helplessly......

"Let's see how you make a fool of yourself!" Qi Xia was overjoyed!

The men and women by the ditch also looked at Heifu curiously, wondering how he would respond.

At first, these women disliked that Heifu was from a commoner, but only then did they see that he spoke properly, and he was the highest rank and official position among the people, so that the gap between the two sides was smoothed out. In addition, although he is a little darker, his appearance is not ugly, which can be regarded as "mediocre". A few of the women began to think that if Heifu confessed to them, they could reluctantly accept it......

Then Heifu looked at the feather cup in his hand and said nothing.

"Zuo Bing Cao Shi, it's your turn." Qi Xia reminded maliciously on the side.

"Can't you say it?" Seeing Heifu's embarrassment, he felt very proud in his heart, and seemed to blame Heifu for all the anger of his failed confession.

Heifu smiled: "I think this cup is too shallow for me to drink." โ€

Then, in full view of everyone, Heifu threw the cup into the canal!

In the whispers of everyone, he poured the wine into the copper wine bottle by himself, drank three times in a row, let out a hearty sigh, and turned back to apologize to the daughter of the county guard: "I hope that the lady of the Ye family will not blame, today, the black man is going to spoil the fun!" โ€

Zijin didn't expect this, and couldn't help but be stunned, but saw Heifu and said: "Originally, I heard Feng Jun say that the young talents of Jiangling are gathered here, so I wanted to come and see what kind of characters they are. However, when I look at it today, I can't help but be disappointed! Even the men are intoxicated by the beautiful sound of poetry and songs, I don't know what country this body is in, and I don't know what year it is, is the spring breeze in Gangneung too warm, and you are asleep? โ€

"What?"

was provoked by Heifu with such ugly words, Qi Xia and the others were shocked, and immediately retorted: "What does Zuo Bing Cao Shi mean by this, isn't it just that he can't say the poetry that suits the situation?" Let's put it bluntly, why make the scene so ugly? โ€

Heifu sighed: "It's just that I touched the scene, and I remembered the robes who were the same age as the second and third sons in the battle of Huachu, but they had to risk arrows and stones and throw their heads and spill blood." In the last war, Qin was defeated by Chu, but you and the others did not fight hard to be ashamed, but competed with poetry and words, and were complacent. I feel sorry for the robes who will stay in Chu forever and are worthless, and I feel sorry for the Shang Jun who founded the law! โ€

He stood in the pavilion of flowing water and said loudly: "More than 100 years ago, the first monarch was filial piety and the government was determined to strengthen the country and prosper the country, so there were Shang monarchs who entered Qin, assisted filial piety, and changed the law to strengthen the country!" The Shang monarch set up a system of Shiwu, burned poems and books and made clear decrees, stuffed private doors and invited the public to work, and forbade the people of the eunuchs to show the people of cultivation and war. As a result, the Qin State became richer and stronger, and only then did it have today's territory! โ€

"And what about Song Yu, who wrote "Feng Fu" in this Lantai Palace?"

Heifu pointed to the eight-zhang high platform and said with a smile: "When Wu Anjun went south to attack Chu, he fled east with King Xiang of Chu!" Even if Song Yu and Jingcha's disciples make gorgeous and beautiful speeches, they can't stop the soldiers of the Qin army, and they can't save the Chu State, this truth is not clear enough? โ€

"Nowadays, although the ban on poetry and books in the Qin State has been relaxed, there are not a few people who study poetry and books in various places, and it is not illegal. But others can write poems and words and aspirations, but I can't. โ€

Heifu looked at everyone: "Because I am a Qin official, I have always followed the law of the merchant king, and I dare not disobey the yang and the yin!" โ€

"If I have to say something with wind and words to suit the situation, then Heifu doesn't need any poetry, but uses straightforward words that can be understood by ordinary people!"

He arched his hand towards the east, towards the place where the robes buried their bones, and said with a resolute gaze: "May when I lead the children of Nanjun to attack Chu again, I can sweep the autumn leaves like a swift wind, conquer the city, and end this long war." I also hope that I can do my best to help the king dominate the world, so that the six contracts are coherent and Kyushu is coherent! โ€

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Heifu's voice echoed in the Lantai Palace, echoing in the Pavilion of Flowing Water, and everyone was stunned by his scolding, they had never encountered this kind of thing, and their minds didn't react for a while. Because of the righteousness that Heifu said, even Qi Xia couldn't find a rebuttal.

Only Heifu has a clear heart.

This game is naturally unfavorable to him, he can neither memorize the Book of Poetry nor understand Chu Fu, let alone pick out the sentence with the word "wind" and appropriate to the situation as a confession. If you are not careful, it is the donkey's lips that are not in the horse's mouth, and it will cause jokes in vain.

Of course, Heifu, like all modern people, can recite a lot of Tang poems and Song lyrics with wind characters. What "the tide is flat and the banks are wide, and the wind is hanging", what "the spring breeze is on the south bank of the green river, when will the bright moon shine on me". It's not easy to cope with the past?

What's more, you can blow these poems as your own writing, no matter what he says, no matter if he should be in the situation, it is difficult to say that he can still be praised, so that he can get a reputation of "both civil and military"!

However, it is okay to change to other dynasties, in the Qin State, what is the point of doing this?

In addition to making a group of bored children of aristocratic officials exclaim, treat each other differently.

In addition to making the feudal official who really holds the power of Nanjun sneer.

It is not of any practical use, it is not that the black man advocates foolishness and prides himself on being uneducated. Warring States, this is destined to be an era when rhetoric is not as good as swords, the most revered, the greatest poet Qu Yuan, has long been sunk in the Miluo River!

Besides, in this party, the only woman in Tsing Yi who can enter the eyes of the black husband cares about the skills of poetry?

Heifu recalled the process of meeting Ye Teng, and his parting words.

"If you guess correctly, the family study that Ye Teng regarded as a guide (niรจ) is not "Poetry" and "Book", but "Han Feizi"!"

Although Heifu has not read "Han Feizi", he has also heard that although Han Fei studied under Confucianism, he deviated from Confucianism, turned into the way of Laozi and Shenzi, and madly admired the law of Shangjun......

What is Shang Jun's attitude towards poetry and books, what is Han Feizi's attitude, Ye Teng thinks about it, otherwise he would not have mentioned a word about poetry and books in Heifu's well-read "Book of Words" and "The Way of Officials", only strictly stating the law!

So, the traversers, they didn't even understand the situation they were in, so they copied a fart poem!

The laws and regulations of the Qin State and the awarding of military merits were originally made in heaven for people like Heifu who did not know poetry and books, let alone resigned. Why should you use your own shortcomings to fight against the strengths of the children of the nobility? Just to blend in with this boring little circle? If he really did this, I am afraid that his head would not have made the donkey kick.

After spilling the table, Heifu was also happy, and laughed at the stunned men and women: "That's all I have to say, I hope that the second and third sons will think deeply, I still have military affairs to do, and I will leave!" โ€

In other words, Heifu just walked away!

Feng Jing, as a Qin official, was so troubled by Heifu, it was impossible to stay any longer, so he had to get up in a hurry, apologize and say goodbye to everyone, and complained bitterly in his heart: "This method is really reckless enough, after today, Heifu, I am afraid that you will become the public enemy of this group of young people." โ€

There is also the young man named Tang Jue, who was disheartened after the failure of the confession, but was drunk by Heifu again, as if he understood something, and after laughing, he also left.

After the three of them left, the twists and turns of the water were still murmuring, and everyone who was still in place looked at each other, and after Qi Xia, Huang Tian and others reacted, they began to slander Heifu, unilaterally declared victory, and scolded him for not being able to play himself.

"It's no wonder, after all, he is a vulgar Qianshou commoner, and he will only sweep away our Yaxing!"

The women also pursed their lips, thinking that what the black man said was too much, and he was really a person who did not understand the amorous feelings, and the little good impression of him disappeared.

Everyone scolded Heifu word by word, but the girl in Tsing Yi who was sitting on the upper seat clenched her fists, and she was still thinking about the words left by Heifu.

"Lead the children of Nanjun to fight Chu, like a swift wind sweeping autumn leaves, to end this war? Are you willing to do your best to help the king dominate the world, so that the six contracts are coherent and Kyushu is coherent? โ€

"Today, in Song Yu's "Wind Fu", the domineering and unstoppable wind are the only two sentences! This is the real word of the time and the time! โ€

The wind is born in the earth, from the end of the apple, invades the valley, is angry in the mouth of the earth, is in the mountains of the mountain, dances under the pines and cypresses, fluttering, and hurricane rage. The thunder of the swords, the wrong way back to the hole, the stones and the wood, and the killing of the forest!

As Fu Zhong said, this black man, like a fierce black wind, blows the group of ignorant children in front of him who are still alive in the spring, wandering all day long, and don't know that the last feats will pass by!

Which is better and which is worse is self-explanatory!

Zijin smiled, and said secretly: "I can go and tell my father, he didn't look away, this black man is indeed a Qin official who can do practical things!" It can be of great use! โ€