Chapter 664: Escape
The hustle and bustle always has to return to the dull in the end.
When Chai Shao's family banquet was coming to an end, the time outside also shook from noon to evening.
In this banquet, which lasted for several hours, whether it was poured or drunk, it was almost magnificent by this time......
After all, Xiao Han's combat power on the way to drinking is still very strong!
When the sun went down and the red lantern was hung, the door of the room, which had been closed for a long time, finally opened.
Chai Shao staggered out the door, and saw Xiao Dong and stunned with anxious faces.
"Hiccup...... Your lord drank too much! Belch...... Not going back today! You two are going to help get him out...... Go to your room for a night's rest. ”
Chai Shao recognized that these were Xiao Han's two followers, and as soon as he opened his mouth with his head, the strong smell of alcohol almost smoked the two opposite him on the spot!
"Yes!" Seeing this, Xiaodong and the stunned two of them immediately closed their breathing and bowed their heads in response.
Don't look at the two of them, they are usually very open to Xiao Han, but they are cautious about their own identities to others. After Chai Shao nodded, the two of them carefully bypassed him and ran into the room behind them.
An afternoon's work, in this gorgeous mansion used for a banquet, the mess at this moment is not enough to describe the battle situation at this moment!
Inside the house, there were leftovers everywhere, and the plates and wine cups all over the floor were almost impossible to stand on!
On the table, the jar where the wine was still dripping was still exuding a strong fragrance, but the people who should have drunk were already lying on the sidelines......
Xiao Donghe, who entered the door, looked at the picture in front of him dumbfounded, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, it is estimated that they would have broken their heads, and they would not dare to have anything to do with the wine banquet of the Tang nobles!
Even the drinking scene of the gangsters in the west of the city is much more civilized than this, right?
Pinching their noses, the two began to carefully find their own master.
Well, that's easy to find! Because the one who spits and vomits while holding the pillar is ......
It is difficult for a drunk person to take care of him, because he is like a noodle, and he has no strength at all.
It took a lot of effort for Xiao Dong and the stunned to "pluck" Xiao Han off the pillar, and then, he pulled and carried it again.
It wasn't until he was tired and sweated profusely that he got Xiao Han into the guest room of Chai Mansion.
threw their boss on the bed, the two of them sat on the ground in front of the bed and took a breath, and then poured a big bowl of hangover soup for Xiao Han, who was still talking nonsense, and watched him fall asleep, and the two loyal servants breathed a sigh of relief.
Hey, it's not easy for Master Hou! I should have been drinking happily, but I had to make it the way it is.
The quiet night finally passed.
The next day, when Xiao Han woke up, there was no doubt that there was another severe headache!
The simple act of sitting up from the bed made him feel like the world was spinning together!
Holding his head and thinking back to yesterday, Xiao Han felt that those animals were definitely premeditated!
Not to mention, as soon as he came up, he used a wheel war, so that he almost didn't even have the kung fu to eat vegetables, if he hadn't poured a belly of goat's milk first, the situation would definitely be worse than now!
And there is another point, it is okay to drink like this usually, after all, Xiao Han in the alcohol killing field is still very proficient in the small actions of stealing alcohol.
But last night, he just secretly poured a bowl of wine on the ground, and was caught by several people at the same time!
Good guy, I poured only one bowl when I counted it, but I was fined two bowls, and Xiao Han, who lost money in this business, wanted to cry without tears!
"Whew...... Where is this? ”
Holding his head and resting for a while, when the severe headache subsided, Xiao Han looked up at where he was.
Strange room, strange furnishings, even this futon is unfamiliar! He's sure it's definitely not his home!
"Could it be that you drank too much yesterday and didn't leave?" muttered in his heart, Xiao Han couldn't care about this, and first pulled his throat and began to shout: "Xiaodong? Xiaodong? Where is the death! Pour me a glass of water! ”
"Squeak~"
With Xiao Han's shout, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a burst of fresh and cold air followed, which made the groggy Xiao Han feel shocked.
However, when he looked up at the door, he found that it was not Xiaodong who came in! It's a couple of guys he really doesn't want to see at this time!
The old acquaintance Luo Wen stepped into the house first, and when he saw Xiao Han's stunned gaze, he immediately grinned:
"Hahaha...... Xiao Hou! I was drunk yesterday, and it must have tasted bad! Feel relieved! Don't forget that I was once taught by you to learn the art of drinking to cure hangovers! It's sure to get you ...... quickly Ay? This is to help you relieve hangover, why do you want to run? Don't open that window, it's useless! That's sealed! Come, come, and drink this cup full......"
"Rowan! I'll fuck your uncle! ”
"Gooo......"
Hearing Xiao Han's cries for help in the house gradually disappearing, Xiao Dong, who was held down by several people outside the house, was simply crying without tears......
Master Hou, why didn't you expect retribution when we poured them in the first place......
endured a brutal "wine hangover", this method of pouring alcohol invented by Xiao Han was used on him for the first time, and it immediately showed its unparalleled power!
From morning to evening, Xiao Han was drunk for another day, and the food he ate yesterday was not lost at all, and it was all returned to the ground of Chai Shao's house......
It was night, and Xiao Han, whose brain was still foggy, tried hard to climb the courtyard wall! When he finally climbed to the top of the wall, he suddenly felt that this scene was familiar......
"Grandma's, next door won't be the home of those animals!"
A gust of cold wind blew, Xiao Han suddenly remembered Luo Wen's desperate expression when he turned from his own house to Zhang Qiang's house, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, there is nothing worse in the world than this!
"Master Hou, jump down! If you don't leave, you will probably be caught! ”
Just when Xiao Han was still hesitating, Xiao Dong's anxious voice suddenly woke him up! Reminiscent of the horror of "wine hangover......
Xiao Han shuddered violently, finally closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, and this was planted from the wall!
"Plop ......"
With a slight sound of landing, the imaginary pain did not come, on the contrary, the body was still soft, as if falling into a pile of cotton.
"When did these two idiots become so capable? Do you know that you have prepared your things in advance? ”
Just as Xiao Han was wondering, a faint voice came from under his buttocks.
"Shhh...... Master Hou, hurry up! You're sitting on my belly! ”
"Stunned? Stunned? ”
"It's me! Come down, you're going to be crushed to death! ”
The poor stunned man was lying on the ground like a dead fish that had turned over, and he had just turned over from the side when his marquis was hesitating.
As a result, before he could stand firmly, he was smashed to the ground by Xiao Han's solid ass, but fortunately, he was strong, and if he was someone else, half his life was probably gone!
Knowing that he had just used the stunned man as a meat pad, Xiao Han hurriedly got up from the stunned man.
As a result, I accidentally stepped on his fingers in the process, and I was stunned in pain and almost screamed again......