Chapter 728: There are no meat buns in Tongguan

I was scolded......

And it's so vicious that even the whole family has it!

When encountering this kind of thing, even if Xiao Han is now a bachelor who is full of food and the whole family is not hungry, he is really angry!

What made him vomit blood even more was that he couldn't go back after being scolded......

Seeing Chai Shao driving his horse forward refreshed, his arrogant laughter could be faintly heard: "Hahaha...... Although Lao Tzu is not smart, he can still hear it! Scolding me around the bush? Humph......"

At this moment, Xiao Han finally went crazy!

Xiao Dong drew the crossbow arrow from his back and shot it indiscriminately into the woods by the roadside, until all the crossbow arrows were empty, and then he gasped and fell down on the sack, his red eyes not knowing what to think.

"What's wrong with Master Hou?"

Watching Xiao Dong tiptoe back the crossbow, he couldn't think clearly when he shrunk his head: Obviously he was fine yesterday, but what kind of madness did Xiao Han have today?

Could it be that Hou Ye is going to go crazy three times a day and become a generation of martial arts masters like the story he told before? (Zhang San is crazy)

"Who knows, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and help pick up the arrows!"

Xiao Dong carefully put the crossbow back on his back, glanced at Xiao Han outside the amusement object, pulled up his stunned and ran to the woods on the side of the road!

Now, compared to Xiao Han's thoughts, his precious crossbow arrows are more important, and he just hopes that he won't shoot them too far just now......

The dense army was still moving forward, and nothing seemed to stop its progress.

At noon, it passed through Huayin County, and in the afternoon, when I turned back and could vaguely see Xiyue Huashan, the former army had already come over and reported that it had arrived at Tongguan.

Tongguan, this city seems to be related to meat sandwich buns in Xiao Han's impression......

But in fact, it's a real danger.

There is the Qinling Barrier in the south, the Yellow River moat in the north, and the old man in the east, and there is the natural defense line that crosses the east and west, such as the forbidden ditch, the original Wanggou ditch, and the Manluo River!

Close the door and strangle Kyushu, and the birds can't pass.

It's this Xiongguan that's right!

When the army marches, it is a rule not to enter the city, but there is no psychological burden when entering the pass! Joke, if you don't go to the pass, how can you go?

The 10,000 army led by Xiao Lizi this time is not too much, and it is not too much to say less.

From sunset, the last team entered the pass until the sun was completely out of sight.

Seeing the heavy gate slowly closing behind him, Xiao Han jumped down from the grain cart and stomped his numb feet vigorously.

Although this ride is easier than riding a horse, after a day of wandering on it, I am still tired to death.

"Huh? Tongguan here to help us make the meal? ”

Twisting his sore old waist, Xiao Han suddenly sniffled, and he smelled the scent of firewood in the air.

The captain beside him grinned and arched his hand towards Xiao Han, and said in a rather strange tone: "Back to the Hou Ye, the Tongguan guard knows that we are coming, and he has already cooked the food in advance." ”

"What's that look on your face?" Xiao Han saw the captain's face, stretched out his hand and slapped him on the head, and said angrily: "People specially cooked for us, are you still not satisfied?" ”

The captain covered his head and said aggrievedly: "It's not that I'm dissatisfied, it's just that the food they cooked is too unpalatable......"

"Disgusted?"

When Xiao Han heard this, his eyes immediately widened: "God, that's what we ate before!" How many days have you just eaten? Hungry? Summoning the order, eat the meal prepared by the robe tonight, and if you don't want to eat, you will be hungry! But whoever is going to be left behind tomorrow will wait to be whipped! ”

"Whoa!"

Seeing Xiao Han's serious face, the captain definitely didn't look like a joke, so he had to agree with a bitter face, and then turned around and went back to inform the others: Let's eat "pig food" honestly tonight, don't think about burying the pot and cooking yourself......

From thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift, this sentence has always been true.

In the past, everyone's most anticipated dinner is today, but it tastes like chewing wax, so tasteless!

Sun Ergou was able to eat three bowls of rice in one meal two days ago, but today he didn't finish a bowl, so he muttered and ran away! A few veterans were left to scold: rabbit cubs waste food.

Now, the keeper of Tongguan will be Zhang Shigui.

This bold man who has been hacked for thousands of years in the novel is sitting opposite Xiao Han at this time, replacing wine with tea, and frequently paying tribute to them.

Speaking of which, Zhang Shigui can also be regarded as Xiao Han's acquaintance, and when they beat Xue Ju and chased Xue Rengao, the two met.

Although the relationship is not as familiar as Chai Shao and Cheng Biting Jin, it is definitely not a stranger.

"Come on, come on, taste this carp! I just fished it out of the Yellow River today, and it's so fresh! ”

Since the beginning of this so-called welcome banquet, Zhang Shigui's laughter seems to have never stopped! It's just a general who diligently prepares vegetables for a few of them, and this scene still makes Xiao Han feel a little awkward.

"Hehe, thank you General Zhang for your hospitality, I have been sleeping in the open for a few days, and when I arrived here today, I can finally relax and rest."

It was Du Ruhui who spoke, and this fat man always had a kind smile on his face! Even the words he said were like honey, and Zhang Shigui's eyes were about to narrow into a slit when he listened, and he laughed and said: Be polite!

The atmosphere is promoted, and a table of people is happy with the guests and hosts! Only Xiao Han kept pouting on the side......

It's right to sleep in the open, but a windy meal?

Brother Du, with your size, how much northwest wind do you have to drink to be full? Besides, have I let you drink the northwest wind these days? So many goodies are fed to the dogs?

There were only a few people attending the banquet tonight, so Xiao Han's strange appearance quickly became in Zhang Shigui's eyes.

Putting down the tea bowl, Zhang Shigui looked at Xiao Han strangely and said, "Xiao Hou, what's the matter?" What's underneath the care? ”

"Nope! General Zhang took care of him absolutely thoughtfully! He just thought the carp was delicious! Come on, come on, eat more! ”

Suddenly hearing Zhang Shigui's question, before Xiao Han could speak, Chai Shao, who was sitting next to him, laughed and stuffed a large piece of fish meat into Xiao Han's mouth, and a bear paw couldn't stop patting Xiao Han's back, almost not slapping the fish in his mouth again.

"Don't shoot, you're going to die!"

I finally swallowed the fish meat in my mouth, but fortunately I didn't get stuck in my throat by the fine thorns inside! Xiao Han didn't have time to taste the fish, so he pushed away Chai Shao's bear paw first!

Next time, Lao Tzu will definitely get a soft hedgehog armor to wear, whoever shoots me again will poke him to death!

While rubbing his back with his hands, Xiao Han thought secretly!

"Hahaha, Xiao Hou and General Chai are still so interesting!" Zhang Shigui snorted and looked at Xiang Xiao Han with a smile.

Although he is now clinging to the city pass, Xiao Han's name still reaches his ears through various channels.

Compared to the time the two spent together, this young man seems to be even more elusive!

I thought that I would laugh at him at the beginning that he would cry when he saw a dead person, but in a blink of an eye, Datang's most powerful and dangerous weapons now are basically from him!

"With the heart of a bodhisattva, do thunderous means?"

This sentence suddenly flashed in Zhang Shigui's mind.