However, this kind of non-lethal sarcasm was of no use to Xiao Han at all, but it also aroused Xiao Han's arrogance.

I don't know if it's because I'm deliberately angry with this Dou Jingtong, or if I'm suddenly fat today! Xiao Han suddenly stretched out his hand in full view of everyone, grabbed Xue Pan's hand, and without waiting for Xue Pan, who was almost startled, to react, he said to her affectionately: "Taste, where do you not meet in life!" I went to your house today, and I didn't see you, and I was a little disappointed. I didn't expect to let me see you here again, isn't it wonderful that the best arrangement is amazing? ”

At this moment, Xue Pan's pretty face was red to the base of his neck, and he shook his hand in retreat, but he didn't break away, and it was held by Xiao Han.

However, her skin is by no means as thick as Xiao Han, no matter how sweet her heart is, she can't say it with so many people's faces, so she can only nod her head shyly, and then lower her head and pretend to be an ostrich, not daring to raise her head.

Although some of the people around him have tasted the things of men and women for a long time, it is the first time to hear such explicit and poetic words, and for a while, there is a look of envy in their eyes.

Dou Hongyi watched Xue Pan's little hand being grabbed by Xiao Han, almost going crazy with jealousy, if it wasn't for the sword being thrown aside just now, he really wanted to cut off Xiao Han's claws with a sword!

"Sister Xue! Who is this redneck? Dou Hongyi repeatedly warned himself to be calm, but the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart almost swept him away, and he tried to restrain himself before squeezing out this sentence from between his teeth, and a face that was originally quite acceptable is now even more distorted!

Xiao Han frowned slightly, no matter how good his temper was, in front of his favorite object, it must be unpleasant to be belittled one after another!

And the stunned man was on the side, he had already seen that this person was not pleasing to the eye, and he rushed out with a broken sword at the beginning, if he really dared to rush forward, it would not be a man.

But I didn't expect that when I saw a lot of people, I immediately coaxed it, and I didn't even dare to move, this kind of bad goods was looked down on on the battlefield! If you don't have the guts, just squat down honestly and don't show your head, and now you see that you are not in danger, and you come out again, a villain's face is really disgusting! That's it, I dare to rob a woman with Hou Ye, while playing with eggs!

couldn't help but strode heavily to Xiao Han's side, the stout stunned man glared, and shouted at Dou Hongyi: "Noise!" How can anyone ask about the name of my lord! Why don't you say who you are? It looks like a chopstick, and the movement is not small! ”

"The shaft is rude!" Dou Hongyi's whole body was trembling, and he pointed at the swarthy stunned man and shouted: "A mere subordinate dares to be so rude!" And there's no tutoring anymore! ”

"Hahaha, this person is really a scholar, and there are such educated people in the big family?" Listening to this Dou Hongyi's shout, Xiao Han was happy, since he was cheated by Cui Renxuan last time, he was a little stunned by these children of the family, one by one is obviously bad to the bone, I can't see it from the outside, I will give you a knife at the critical moment, this time it is rare to meet a nerd, just scold him a few words and be angry!

So, after Dou Hongyi finished shouting angrily, Xiao Han chuckled, let go of Xue Pan's hand, put the unconvinced stunned behind him, and stood with his hands in his hands: "I am polite to polite people, as for rude people, don't blame me for being rude!" By the way, my name is Xiao Han, you can remember this name! ”

"Xiao Han ......"

As soon as the name came out, there was obviously some small commotion around! In particular, the few women who were with Xue Pan almost exclaimed, although there had been speculations before, but now that it has really been confirmed, it still makes them very excited.

How many times have I fantasized about being able to write a heroic and strong man who is drunk and lying on the battlefield, and a few people who have come to fight in ancient times, and a song of "Sauvignon Blanc" tender and tactful affectionate little life, what is it like together, I don't want to see the deity today!

Although there is a bit of a gap between the appearance and the imagination, it is not important, in front of the talent, the appearance is not worth mentioning! Of course, it would be better if talent and beauty were equally important......

"You are Xiao Han!" Dou Hongyi glared at Xiao Han, and then looked at the women who almost made Xizi hold his heart, and his heart almost exploded! Trembling and pointing at Xiao Han: "The world is so big, there are countless people who have won fame!" I've heard your name too, and sure enough, it's better to be famous than to meet! The poem you wrote earlier was ghostwritten! ”

Dou Hongyi's words are purely true! Even the slightly chubby girl couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned and said to Dou Hongyi: "Hongyi! What are you talking about? How can a master who can write this kind of poetry disdain to ghostwrite for others! You're drunk today, hurry up and go back to rest! ”

As soon as a clear-eyed person saw it, he knew that the girl was trying to give Dou Hongyi a step, but Dou Hongyi had already been carried away by jealousy at the moment, and he didn't even look at the girl, but pointed at Xiao Han and continued to shout: "Why not!" I can't say that the poems written by some noble person who is not good for fame and fortune were heard by him, so he regarded them as his own! If you have the ability, write me another one now! ”

Not to mention, Dou Hongyi's guess was indeed very accurate, this poem was indeed plagiarized by Xiao Han, but Xiao Han did not have the slightest burden on this point.

No way, no one here can expose him at all! Want to know Li Bai? Work hard to learn from Wang Ba and live for hundreds of years!

Besides, as an excellent traverser, no matter what intellectual property rights you are entangled in, it is better to directly cross into the sea and drown yourself! Net discredit the traversal!

Li Shentong had been listening to these people arguing from the side just now, and he was already so anxious that he couldn't do it, and when he heard Dou Hongyi shouting like this, he was almost moved to tears, and his heart finally seized the opportunity at this time, and quickly jumped up and shouted: "Brother Xiao!" You see he is not convinced! Today happens to be the Narauszi Poetry Club, you get a poem and kill him! ”

"What do you mean by making a poem..."

The slightly chubby girl was very dissatisfied, and her little hands ravaged Li Shentong's head for a while, messing up Li Shentong's hair that she had managed to tidy up, but her eyes still looked at Xiao Han expectantly.

"Get! Get it now! If you can't figure it out, you're a fake! Dou Hongyi couldn't wait for Xiao Han to be ruined immediately, so he jumped to his feet and asked Xiao Han to come up with a poem now!

"Hehe, really think I'm fake?" Xiao Han smiled contemptuously, patted Xue Pan, who was a little worried, and took a step forward under everyone's attention.

"Hundreds of tempers and hammers and a needle, upside down and upside down, eyes are long on the buttocks, only recognize the clothes and do not recognize people!"

Xiao Han took four steps, and at the same time chanted four sentences, without a pause! The whole poem is done in one go!

Shicheng, Xiao Han's face is sunny, leaving only a tall back for everyone, like a peerless master who is lonely and seeking defeat! It's just that the sun is too good today, it's a little dazzling, it's good to have sunglasses with you......

Xue Pan and several other women were stunned at first, and then took a closer look, and suddenly blushed!

They have all heard of scolding people with poems, but they are so explicit and so anxious, Xiao Han is definitely the first person!

After thinking about this poem, there was a burst of laughter around him, and Li Shentong was even more exaggerated and almost fell to the ground! Even the stunned people who don't understand bullshit understand the sentence that their eyes are on their buttocks, and their teeth are about to fall out when they open their mouths!

Dou Hongyi's face can't be seen! As soon as this crooked poem came out, his heart was like an ice cube for three or nine days, pulling out the cold! The laughter around him seemed to be mocking himself in his ears! Laugh at your own ignorance.

Losing all his strength, Dou Hongyi reluctantly shouted to Xiao Han: "Fart!" What kind of poem is this? You! You! It's too much of a deception! ”

"Too much deception?" Xiao Han looked at Dou Hongyi very innocently, spread his hands, and said, "Where am I deceiving people too much?" You asked me to compose a poem, and I did! It's strange that you say that I deceive people too much, can't I write a poem about needles in my clothes? ”

"You, you ......" Dou Hongyi was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he could only keep you in vain.

At this time, the slightly chubby girl couldn't help laughing, first looked at the pale Dou Hongyi, who seemed to be a little unbearable, then looked at Xiao Han, and finally stood up and said to him: "That, Mr. Xiao, no one said no!" It's just this...... It may not be too suitable, if there are other poems in Sir that can open our eyes, of course! Being able to make the poems just now in such a short period of time is enough to prove that Mr. is talented! ”

The chubby girl is alleviating the dispute between him and Dou Hongyi, Xiao Han can still see it!

For people who are good for themselves, Xiao Han always respects me, I respect you, and when she finishes speaking, Xiao Han bows slightly, and then continues: "Okay, since the girl thinks this is not good, I will change it again, still with the theme of needles, okay?" ”

"So, excellent!" The fat girl smiled like a flower, and her hands were blessed.

"Well......" Xiao Han began to pretend to take steps again, and after a step, he began to read: "In the hands of the loving mother, the wanderer's shirt is densely sewn before leaving, and I am afraid that I will return late. ”

Six more steps, another six verses!

But this time it's different from the last limerick!

Poetry, poetry, and poetry are all in it, as long as you take a closer look, there seems to be a picture of a kind mother in front of you, holding a needle and thread to make clothes for her son who is about to go away!

In just six lines of poetry, I didn't deliberately write sadness, but when I listened to it in my heart, there was a strong sense of sadness in it! made these "literary men and women" around them a little stupid for a while.