The dog held his hands behind his back, although he was anxious about the task sent by the Hou Ye, but he still made a look of looking at the goods and swaggered into the shed.

"Smack......

No one expected that the first step of the door opened, the dog stepped into a pile of cow dung gorgeously, and the dealer couldn't help but shrink his neck and look at the dog with sympathy.

In other words, this young man's shoes can't look cheaper......

"My Poor New Shoes ......"

If you want to cry without tears, pull your shoes out of the cow dung, and the dog's mood is now just like that of a dog!

These shoes, which he bought with his military salary for the New Year, are only the third day to wear today!

"Don't panic, don't panic! Hou Ye's affairs are more important! ”

I took a few big gasps and tried to comfort my wounded heart! The dog rubbed the filth on his shoes on the withered grass on the side, and continued to walk towards the group of cattle.

At this time, the cattle dealer did not follow up to introduce him, but leaned on the wooden fence, touched his chin and looked at the dog carefully.

After doing this business for so many years, for real buyers and fake buyers, dealers can see some clues.

The young man in front of him, just look at his dress and walking style!

If such a person wants to say that he wants to buy a horse, then there are some possibilities, but buying a cow? It's better to save it, he's not a farmer!

What, don't believe it? So which cow buyer have you ever seen who didn't look at the teeth first, but looked under the tripe skin one by one? Can you catch a flower?

"Hey ......"

Just as the cattle dealer was frowning, still wondering what he was doing, the dog in the shed shouted first.

"Huh? Guest officer, what do you command? ”

Although it is unlikely that this person will buy a cow, he has to pay attention to a smiling face to greet him when he does business, so when he heard the dog shouting to himself, the cattle dealer hurriedly smiled and arched his hand to him.

"I can't tell you, but are you old? Why don't you even have some milk?! ”

"Huh?"

Hearing the dog ask this, the cattle dealer was obviously stunned for a moment! His eyes were stunned and he looked at the dog squatting next to a big scalper!

"Ahh What do you ask? I've squeezed it all this way! Why didn't you even squeeze out a drop of water?! ”

The dog looked at the cattle dealer and looked at him stupidly, and his heart was a little unhappy.

Although he had never raised a cow, he had seen people milking cows when he was very young.

I can't remember the action, but it seems like that! Could it be that you are using less force?

Thinking of this, the dog couldn't help but increase his strength a little.

"Moo......"

Suddenly, a deep cow roar suddenly sounded in the shed!

The poor dog hasn't reacted yet! I just felt that my body was hit hard!

Immediately afterwards, the whole person was like the rolling gourd, crackling and rolling from the innermost part of the shed to the door of the shed, and then barely stopped.

"I rely on !!"

Severe pain in the lower back! Coupled with the dizziness that was just rolling, the dog struggled to * several times! The cattle dealer recovered from his dumbfounded state, and hurriedly rushed into the shed to help Xiaodong up from the ground!

"Guest! Sir! Are you alright? ”

The cattle dealer asked eagerly with the dog in his hands! However, looking at the corners of his mouth twitching from time to time at that time, this guy was obviously laughing and couldn't hold back his laughter!

At this time, the dog is covered with dung and cement! Even a bunch of grass clippings stuck in my head!

If you go to beg, you probably don't need makeup! Find a broken bowl and squat at the base of the wall, and there will be business at the door!

There's no way, it's too miserable~

"Ahem......"

Leaning on the railing and coughing violently twice, the dog's eyes were red, and when he had rested, he immediately grabbed the neck of the cattle dealer and asked viciously: "It's okay, a fart!" Let you have a big New Year's Eve here to roll two laps and try! What the fuck are you going to fuck?! How to kick people around! ”

The cattle dealer probably didn't expect the dog to be like this, and he was caught off guard! And the dog has been training in the army for almost a year, and the power in this hand is incomparably great! The cattle dealer was pulled by his collar and it was difficult for him to even breathe!

The face is flushed! The cattle dealer grabbed both hands indiscriminately, and finally broke a crack in the dog's hand, and reluctantly shouted: "Guest officer! There's something to say! There's something to say! ”

However, where has the dog ever suffered such a loss?! With a wave of his hands, he threw the cattle dealer aside!

After spitting hard, the dog pointed at the big scalper who had just kicked him and scolded, "Phew! There's a fart to say! I didn't do anything, I just milked it, and your cow kicked me like this! What do you say? ”

The cattle dealer who was thrown aside hurriedly stabilized his body, and when he heard the dog's words, he said to him with some tears and laughter: "Guest officer! We have to be reasonable, don't we? You were the one who provoked the cow before it kicked you! Besides, if you want to see if you can express milk, you have to pick the right cow? Just over there, it's not a cow......"

"What is not a cow! Ahem...... You mean......" The dog was still arrogant in the first half of the sentence, but when he got to the back, he suddenly thought of something, and a pair of eyes instantly widened bigger than the innocent cow! He looked at the dealer dumbfounded.

The cattle dealer nodded sympathetically at the dog, with an indescribable expression on his face: "That's right, it's a bull!" You've just squeezed ......."

"Vomit...... Don't talk about it! Stop it! ”

Just when someone was eager to chop off his paws and throw them away, in the Xiao Mansion, Steward Lu had already looked at the door several times.

"Why hasn't this damn dog come back, little five, little five! Let your brother hurry out and look for it! ”

Roared at a little girl with pigtails in the yard! Steward Lu sighed, and asked Xiaodong to go to the pharmacy to buy citrus oranges, which was also what Xiao Han had just remembered to order.

"Hey, I don't know what Master Hou wants these things for!" Wiping a handful of fine sweat oozing from his forehead, Steward Lu glanced at the courtyard gate again, and was about to raise his leg to ask Xiao Han what to do if he didn't have milk, but suddenly saw a guy with a cloak and a stinky smell rushing into the house!

"What about people! Are they all dead? How did you get the beggar in! Hurry up and get someone out of the way for me!! ”

Seeing this beggar coming straight towards him, Steward Lu, who was already on fire, almost fainted out of breath! roared angrily and asked people to come over, ready to throw out this beggar who trespassed into the Hou Mansion!

"Lu... Steward Lu! It's me! ”

At the critical moment, "Beggar Suo'er" spoke, and not only spoke, but he also deliberately stroked his hair, so that Steward Lu could see his face clearly!

"You... You're a dog?! Steward Lu stared at it for a long time, and finally recognized that this extremely embarrassed guy turned out to be a dog! Deng Shishi's jaw was about to drop, and he quickly grabbed him and asked, "What's wrong with you?" How did you make it look like this!! ”