Chapter 306: Failed Prank
Because Xu Jin finally reversed and won the first place in the examination, so in this year's examination, the gambling house basically did not make any money, Wuding Hou Guo Xun was very unhappy, and after returning home last night, because of a little trivial matter, he called his son Guo Shouqian to the front of him.
As a Wuxun family, they are "martial" in family education, for example, Guo Xun likes to teach his son to use his hands and not keep his mouth, if he moves, it is estimated that he will spit on his son's face, and he will not be allowed to wipe it off, which is called spitting and drying, which is very perverted!
Last night, Guo Xun not only moved, but also moved, so Guo Shouqian was hit both physically and mentally, so he was very annoyed, but he didn't dare to send it to Lao Tzu when he had fire, so when he heard Xu Jin's name, he started scolding, because it was this guy who made himself unhappy, and finally caused himself to suffer.
Yan Shifan said with a smile: "Why should Guo Shao be angry, after a while, the drug will attack, whether he is the first immortal among the three thousand people or the first immortal among the millions, he has to become the first lewd!" ”
Guo Shouqian and Zhang Rui both laughed when they heard this, and the beautiful scene of outstanding scholars hugging and gnawing at each other came to mind.
At this time, the atmosphere in the lobby outside is getting higher and higher, and all the people are drunk with red faces, you will groan, I will groan, you chant and I will groan, everyone groans, it is really good. As a result, most of the hours passed, and although the scholars had hooked shoulders, there were no scenes of "super friendship".
Guo Shouqian and the three of them waited in the private room for nearly two hours, until the scholars in the lobby had settled and dispersed, and there was still no Y chaos incident, and they couldn't help but be disappointed. Guo Shouqian angrily grabbed Yan Shifan's shirt and shouted angrily: "Damn, what's the matter, Yan Deqiu, have you been drugged?" ”
Yan Shifan's eyes rolled even more, fine sweat oozed from his forehead, and he said, "Down, I'll kiss it!" ”
Zhang Rui sneered: "Then why is there no medicinal effect?" Don't tell the master that the medicine has expired, this bottle of medicine was only used by the master some time ago, and the cheap maid was dripping after eating it! ”
Yan Shifan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and his eyes rolled and said, "It must be the damn kitchen steward who didn't send the drugged wine to those sour people to drink!" ”
"Bastard, dare to play this little bite!" Guo Shouqian called the steward in the back kitchen to beat him violently on the spot, but the steward was beaten to the point of dying and did not admit that he did not do it, in fact, he did do it, but it was only diluted by the wine that Xu Jin and others drank.
This steward is not stupid, most of those who drink are the children of Jinke High School, and there is no one among them, if something happens in the restaurant, the Four Seasons Building is estimated to have to go out of business, and I am afraid that I will be held accountable. But Guo Shouqian and Zhang Rui were not something he could offend, so he thought of a compromise and secretly diluted the wine several times.
Guo Shouqian and Zhang Rui finally failed to ask why, they only thought that the amount of medicine was not enough, so the effect was not obvious after drinking it for fifty or sixty people, and finally left the Four Seasons Building stupidly, and they didn't even give money for wine and food. Anyway, they didn't do much about eating overlord meals, not to mention that this time it was "reasonable".
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In the hall of the house in the back house, Xie Xiaowan and Xiao Yudie were chatting, the two girls went to the street to buy daily necessities in early spring and early summer, as for Yue'er, this Nizi was probably worried that the twin sisters would repeat their old tricks, and ran to the Four Seasons Building to find the master in the name of going to the street, so this time they deliberately followed them to the street.
Xiang Gong won Zhonghuiyuan, Xie Xiaowan was in a beautiful mood today, and sat in the hall with Xiao Yudie chatting with each other, talking about some interesting things about fishing when she was a child.
was chatting for a while, Xie Xiaowan's face suddenly turned a little pale, and she covered her lower abdomen with a cowardly expression. Xiao Yudie, who was also a woman, immediately guessed eight or nine points when she saw this, and said in a low voice: "What's wrong?" ”
Xie Xiaowan nodded embarrassedly, Xiao Yudie hurriedly helped the former back to the room, and after messing around for a while, she came out again, Xie Xiaowan had already put on a new set of dresses.
"Thank you, Sister Fluttershy!" Xie Xiaowan said abruptly.
Xiao Yudie smiled and said: "Women should take care of themselves these days, don't touch cold water, and don't eat raw and cold fruits, otherwise it's easy to get bad!" ”
Xie Xiaowan nodded, Xiao Yudie opened her mouth and said without saying anything: "Madam, the servant has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not!" ”
Although Xu Jin and Xie Xiaowan never regarded her as a subordinate, Xiao Yudie has always regarded herself as a subordinate, calling Xie Xiaowan his wife, and calling himself a servant.
Xie Xiaowan smiled sweetly, "Sister Fluttershy, please speak!" ”
"That...... I heard that Mrs. and Master have been married for many years, why haven't their stomachs moved? Xiao Yudie wanted to ask for a long time, but this topic was really a bit difficult to talk about, so she asked it while there was no one around.
Xie Xiaowan's face turned red, and he couldn't say that he only had a round room with Xianggong on Chinese New Year's Eve last year, and Zhiwu said, "I don't know!" ”
Xiao Yudie's heart moved, and she said in a low voice: "Is there a problem with the master...... ”
Xie Xiaowan's face turned even redder, and she waved her hand and said, "No, Sister Fluttershy, don't guess!" ”
"Oh, the maid used to know some recipes when she was waiting for Concubine Lou, and women are easy to get pregnant after eating, do you want to try it?"
Although Xiao Yudie has only moved in for more than a month, she has a good impression of the kind and gentle Xie Xiaowan, as the so-called mother is expensive with her son, Xie Xiaowan has not been pregnant for so long, so Xiao Yudie planned to help, but it was a good intention.
Xie Xiaowan's eyes lit up when she heard this, and after careful calculation, she and Xianggong had been in the house for almost three months, and there was no movement until now, so the little girl was also a little anxious, and said suddenly: "Does the prescription really work?" ”
Xiao Yudie smiled and said: "It is useful, King Ning's concubines are all using this recipe, and they all became pregnant later." ”
Xie Xiaowan's eyes brightened, and Xiao Yudie smiled when she saw this: "I'll write out the recipe when I go back, but I can't use it until the routine is clear, it's all some nourishing medicine." ”
Xie Xiaowan naturally understood, her father Xie Qing was half a barefoot doctor, and hurriedly nodded and thanked him.
The two chatted for a while, and there was a sound of the courtyard opening outside, and soon they saw Erniu and Dabao helping the drunk Xu Jin into the backyard.
Xie Xiaowan was taken aback, since she got married, it was the first time she saw her husband drunk, so she hurriedly stepped forward to support Xu Jin, and said distressedly: "Dabao, why are you so drunk?" You don't stop it! ”
Dabao sneered and said, "The master is very happy today, so I drank a few more glasses!" ”
"Hurry up to the kitchen and burn some heat, Yue'er and they are not here!" Xie Xiaowan helped Xu Jin and walked to the house.
"Xiao Ma Xiaoerlang, go to school with that schoolbag on your back, Ding Dong Ding Dong, oops, white dragon horse, hooves facing west......" Xu Jin really drank high this time, feeling that the blood was concentrated in the abdomen, the lower abdomen was warm, and he was humming an inexplicable little song in his mouth.
Xie Xiaowan was both angry and funny, Xiao Yudie couldn't help but hide her mouth and snicker, the former helped the drunk Xu Jin back to the inner room, settled it on the bed, asked Xiao Yudie to help take care of it, and went to the kitchen to fetch water.
Thump......
There was a muffled sound inside, Xiao Yudie hurriedly ran in to take a look, and saw Xu Jin actually tumbling on the ground from the bed, and sang to himself: "Ouch, I fell on a big horse!" ”
Xiao Yudie wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Xu Jin back on the bed, who knew that as soon as the latter stretched out his hand, he hugged her waist, his head arched wildly on the plump in his arms, and his hands slid onto the ripe peach-like round pig and kneaded it.
Xiao Yudie exclaimed, overturned Xu Jin on the bed, and hurriedly took a few steps back, her face so red that she could drip blood.
"Lady...... Come here! Xu Jin on the bed spoke in a daze.
Xiao Yudie was extremely embarrassed, but after thinking about it, why should she bother with this drunken guy, so she ignored Xu Jin, turned around and ran out of the room, lest the hateful drunk cat treat herself as Xiao Wan again.
After a while, Xie Xiaowan came back with a basin of hot water, and Xiao Yudie hurriedly said goodbye and left in a hurry. Xie Xiaowan was a little inexplicable, carrying water into the inner room, washing Xu Jin's face and sobering up, who knew that the latter hugged her and touched and kissed, and the air that came out was hot and coaxing.
Xie Xiaowan was ashamed and angry, and seemed to understand the reason why Xiao Yudie left in a hurry, and wiped Xu Jin while coaxing, and took off her clothes full of wine smell. As a result, as soon as someone's clothes are taken off, something from the tree has nowhere to hide, and it pounces on it like a beast in heat.
Xie Xiaowan panicked, she was in her menstrual period, but she couldn't do that, fortunately, just when she was tired of coping, Yue'er finally came back.
Xie Xiaowan suddenly felt like a savior, so Mei Wan Yue'er was ordered to take off her clothes in shame, revealing her proud white carcass, and climbed into bed to perform the duties of a maid in the room.
"Little Sassy Hoof!" Xie Xiaowan listened to the sultry sound inside, couldn't help but take a sip secretly, and simply ran out to close the door of the outer room.
Yan Shifan's bag of medicine was diluted and drunk by dozens of people, and the power of the medicine was very limited, so Xu Jin didn't have a seizure when he returned home.
Classmate Xu has a beautiful wife and maid at home, and the other moves are miserable, and he is still sober and hurriedly runs to the Bada Hutong, and those who are reluctant to spend this money can only do it themselves, and those who are drunk and can't wake up can only hold it stiffly, and then have a fragrant dream, and then release it gorgeously in the pants, and it is estimated that they will have to wash their underwear together tomorrow.