Chapter 1515: Self-inflicted humiliation

The officials of the Shaofu Prison were all waiting outside the door, although the mallet squire of the military department did not allow them to enter, but they did not dare to leave Yu Wenjian and leave like this, in case the mallet went crazy and beat Yu Wenjian...... The face of the young eunuch is gone!

In the midst of anxiety and worry, he saw that his prison was being put out by two guards with big shoulders and round waists......

What's going on?

The officials were a little confused.

Yu Wenjian was carried all the way out of the gate of the military department, and the anger in his heart was even worse than when he saw that pair of words just now! This is like a dog's eagerness to sweep it away, it is too humiliating, Fang Jun is hateful, unforgivable!

When he saw that the subordinate officials at the door were looking at him dumbfounded, Yu Wenjian felt more and more that his old face had no place to rest, and it was enough to annoy him by being embarrassed in front of Fang Jun, and now he was embarrassed in front of his subordinates, how could he shake his prestige and play official prestige in the future?

When the majesty is gone, it is not easy for the team to lead......

Yu Wenjian was furious, struggled hard, and shouted angrily: "Let go of the old man!" ”

The task of the two generals is to "support" Yu Wenjian out of the gate, as long as he goes out of the gate, let alone faint, even if he dies, it has nothing to do with the military department. Now that he has gone out of the gate, Yu Wenjian is struggling again, and the two of them let go at the same time, and said with a smile: "You go slowly, don't come in the future." ”

Unexpectedly, Yu Wenjian used all his strength to break free from the two generals' big hands like iron tongs, and worked hard together, at this time, the two suddenly let go, all of Yu Wenjian's strength was free, and the legs that were pounding fell to the ground coldly, and the balance was suddenly lost, and in a panic, he subconsciously wanted to catch the two generals, but he didn't want the two people to take a step back after letting go of their hands, and walked into the door quickly, without looking back.

Yu Wenjian's hands were empty, his steps staggered like a drunken man, and he staggered forward a few steps, but after all, he didn't grasp his balance and fell to the ground......

Only then did the officials of the Shaofu Prison let out an exclamation in unison, scrambling to grab it and trying to help Yu Wenjian up.

Poor Yu Wenjian was born in a famous family, how could he have encountered such a humiliating situation as an official all his life?

Frightened, hurt and angry, angry for a while, I don't know how to face these subordinates, but fortunately, I suddenly blessed my soul, rolled my eyes, and fainted......

The officials of the Shaofu Prison were like mourners, and they shouted loudly, this pinching people, and that slapping mouth, trying to wake up Yu Wenjian.

However, there is a truth that these people have probably never heard of - you can't wake up someone who is trying to fake a faint anyway......

The boss fainted, and the officials immediately blew up.

Someone tried to throw this pot on the military department, so he shouted at the gate of the military department with righteous indignation: "How can this be reasonable, the dignified young government supervisor is being treated so rudely by the soldiers and ruffians, is there any decency?" ”

"That's it, what a military department, it's simply a den of bandits!"

"The craftsman who dug us has broken the rules, and now he has stunned our commander, do you want to be so lawless?"

……

Liu Zheng appeared at the door at the right time, and shouted when he heard the words: "Fart! Yuwen Jian Zheng was still talking happily with the waiter in the yamen just now, and he hated to see each other late, how could he be rude to him? Yuwen Jian Zheng fainted after seeing your gang of wrecks after leaving the gate of the military department, it must be your gang that made his old man uneasy, and now he is actually spewing blood and shouting to catch the thief, do you still want to be shameless? ”

Not to mention anything else, first of all, we must take off the responsibility for Yu Wenjian's fainting.

Although Liu Zheng thinks that Yu Wenjian, an old thing, is mostly pretending......

The officials of the Shaofu Prison are gone, and you are planning to press the pot on our heads?

Outrageous!

When even an irascible official got up and pointed at Liu Zheng and shouted: "Nonsense, do you really think that your military department is the center of the imperial court, and you can reverse black and white to refer to the deer as a horse?" You get out of the way, go in and have a reason with that Fang Jun! ”

Liu Zheng sneered: "I'm sorry, you can't go in." ”

The official said angrily: "Why not? A certain is also an official of the imperial court, why can't you enter the yamen of the military department? Could it be that you are here in Longtan Tiger's Den? ”

Liu Zheng snorted: "Longtan Tiger's Den is not counted, but since you are an official of the Shaofu Prison, you can't enter the gate of our military department." ”

The official became more and more annoyed: "What is the reason for this? ”

Liu Zheng didn't talk nonsense with him, waved his hand, and two scribes behind him stepped forward, one of them carried a piece of paste in his hand, and dipped the paste with a brush and brushed it on the wall next to the door, and the other person held Fang Jun's words and carefully pasted them on the wall.

Fang Jun's original intention was to frame it and hang it on the wall, which is also a first-class interesting story, who knows if this painting will be preserved, and it will be passed on to future generations with today's events and become a beautiful talk?

However, after thinking about it, even if such humiliating words were hung out, they would inevitably be ordered to be removed by His Majesty Li Er compared to less than half a day's effort...... The impact is too bad.

If that's the case, so why bother framing it? Just let people take the paste to the wall......

Liu Zheng pointed to the text panel on the wall and sneered at the official, "See? That's how it works! ”

He was pitted by Fang Jun, he had already been tied to the chariot by Fang Jun and gradually drifted away, there was no way back, so he simply followed Fang Jun to the black, willing to be an eagle dog lackey, at least Fang Jun has never been stingy with his subordinates in addition to pitting people......

The official was confused and looked at the ......

Hiss!

Immediately gasped, and immediately became furious!

Humiliation!

What an unprecedented humiliation!

At this moment, the officials who were surrounding Yu Wenjian behind him also looked over, and then they were stunned one by one...... And then there's the rage!

[Young eunuchs and dogs are not allowed to enter]!

you!

Do you want to be so arrogant?!

These officials were so angry that their noses were smoking, and they didn't care about Yu Wenjian, one of the officials who was holding Yu Wenjian's head was angry, and he jumped up and rushed to the gate of the military department, roaring and scolding.

Poor Yu Wenjian's head suddenly lost support, and the strength of his neck was not enough to keep it in place, so he fell to the ground fiercely, making a muffled "bang" sound.

"Oops-"

The sudden pain made Yu Wenjian subconsciously shout that he was born, but he forgot that he was in a coma......

When the higher-ranking officials who were far away heard the shouting, they hurriedly ran back and said in surprise: "Huh! This fall is good! If we had known that a drop on your head would have woken you up, we would have had to fall hard a few times, so why bother......

At this moment, the officials and scribes of the nearby yamen had already gathered around to watch the excitement, and after listening to the official's words, there was a burst of laughter.

Yuwen was so angry that he almost fainted......

If you can't speak, shut up Lao Tzu!

glared at this subordinate viciously, and the old man shouted: "Come back to Lao Tzu, go back to the yamen!" It's still noisy here, isn't it shameful enough to lose people? ”

He can see that Fang Jun's guy is really a mallet, and such threatening and intimidating words are not taken into account at all, and if he continues to entangle, there will be more and more people who come to watch the excitement, and the people who are lost by the young government supervisor today will spread farther and farther......

The official next to him was stunned and said, "Is it just that?" ”

Yu Wenjian gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Forget it? Think beautifully! Lao Tzu is going to sue the royal court! ”

As he spoke, he got up from the ground, but he might as well have just fallen on his head, and his sudden rise caused a dizziness in his brain, and he stumbled a little and fell upside down, thanks to the officials around him who quickly helped him upside down......

The officials of the Shaofu Prison escorted Yu Wenjian away in embarrassment, and the various yamen officials who were watching gathered in front of the yamen of the military department with a smile, admiring Fang Jun's words.

"Tsk, Fang Erlang is really Wenqu Xing, look at this word, iron painting silver hook pen dragon snake, nine words throughout, nine is the extreme, the poor heaven and the bottom of the physics, the end is far-reaching and far-reaching, and then look at the meaning of this word...... Well, the literal meaning ...... Ladies and gentlemen, my little brother has not learned much, and I don't have the right words to describe the meaning of this word, I don't know if someone can teach me? ”

This shook his head and shook his head and couldn't make it up anymore, so he smiled and asked for advice.

An official from the Ministry of Rites next to him smiled and said: "Although the number of words in Fang Erlang's painting is slightly less, the structure of the whole text is rigorous, flat and rhymed, and a few words give people a sense of grandeur and majesty, and it is concise and concise, and it is catchy to read, which is really a masterpiece that shocks the world...... Woohaha! ”

Speaking of which, he himself couldn't help laughing at first.

The onlookers next to him also laughed together.

Like the yamen who manage craftsmen such as the ordnance supervisor and the young government supervisor, no one can afford to look down on the real officials from noble families, and they don't even talk about those yamen as colleagues, and when they see Fang Jun wantonly insulting the young government supervisor, they all applaud, citing it as an interesting story, and adding a lot of money to talk about after drinking.

[Young government supervisors and dogs are not allowed to enter]...... With the word of mouth of the various yamen officials present, this word spread throughout the city in just half a day, and the court and the market were in an uproar! There were even good deeds who went to the Yamen of the Ministry of War in person to "pay respects", and they were shocked for a while!

This Fang Erlang is really talented, how did he come up with such angry words?

Talent, talent......

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