The new calendar is 1285 A.D., and the Song calendar is 44 years old.

On the vast sea, a huge ship puffs smoke and moves slowly.

On the giant ship, the dragon flag is waving in the wind.

Two figures, one fat and one thin, knelt on the deck, wiping with a coarse cloth in their hands, and beside them, there was a small bucket, the water in which was already pitch black.

The two had apparently been wiping down the deck for a long time.

"Smack......

The thin young man threw the coarse cloth in his hand into the bucket, sat down on the ground, panting, and complained: "Brother, you said that we have a good fortune and don't enjoy it, and run to this big ship to wipe the deck, is it too cheap?" ”

The slightly chubby young man glanced at the thin young man and said indifferently, "You can go back ......"

When the thin boy heard the word 'go back', he shuddered.

He quickly grabbed a coarse cloth from the bucket and wiped it on the deck, shaking his head and saying, "I can't go back, I'll be killed if I go back......

The slightly chubby young man dropped the coarse cloth in his hand and laughed, "I have been preparing for two years in order to leave home this time. In order to be more comfortable at sea, I asked Di Yong's kid to get a new iron ship from the Beihai shipyard, and borrowed 300 gunners from Liu Wengweng.

In addition, the maidservants given to me by Zhang Wengweng and the eunuchs who were rented by the emperor to send me were prepared, and more than 1,000 people were prepared.

Something to eat, drink and have fun is prepared for half a boat.

I'm going to take a boat to Xiyang, call Liu Yong's house, and then go to Xitianzhu to call Zhang Laosan, and go to the hot land of the extreme west together, bully and bully those, and grab some gold and gems by the way. ”

Speaking of this, the slightly chubby young man glared at the thin young man viciously, and scolded: "As a result, everything I prepared was completely ruined by you. ”

The thin boy cried and said, "Then you can't blame me." I just found a few girls and drank two sips of flower wine, and my mother held a steel sword and chased me three streets away.

If it weren't for Ouyang Gong coming forward to protect me, I'm afraid I would have become a ghost under her sword.

I don't dare to go back now, so I can only follow you. ”

The slightly chubby young man glared at the thin young man, "Drink flower wine?" Almost got to bed, didn't you? The old man has issued a ban, and we, the juniors, who dare to break before the age of eighteen, will be beaten to death with sticks. My aunt didn't hack you to death, so be content.

Lu Yijian's old goods, I don't know how many times more powerful than you, after being recalled to Beijing by your father, he put up a fight in front of my aunt, and was almost hanged by her at the gate of Donghua.

Han Qi Han Laoqi, what is the mother of a country who fights and kills all day long, and has no virtue at all, was dragged by my aunt with a fierce horse and thrown to Tengchong Mansion to teach savages. ”

Speaking of this, the chubby young man hesitated for a moment and said, "Speaking of which, my aunt is indeed a bit overbearing. ”

The thin young man said with a resentful face: "It's not just domineering, it's just unreasonable." She relied on the support of my grandfather, and she was rampant in the Great Song Dynasty.

In matters outside Shengjing, my father has the final say; Sheng Jingnei, she has the final say.

is completely unreasonable with others, and he will use his fists and knives and guns at every turn.

My father just complied with the thoughts of the hundred officials and was ready to accept some girls.

She almost didn't bury the officials and the girl alive. ”

The chubby young man sighed, "I guess the old man can stop her." ”

The slightly chubby young man looked at the thin young man and comforted: "Bear with me, in another five years, your father will give you the throne, and then the Great Song Dynasty will have the final say." ”

The thin young man said disapprerovingly, "What's the point of that location?" On the day my uncle succeeded to the throne of Gyeongkook, he wanted to pass on the position of lord of Gyeongkook to you.

If it weren't for the ancestors, the person who is sitting in the position of the lord of Qingguo now is you.

Uncle has been confined to Qingguo and won't let you go out, doesn't he just want to give you the position of the lord of Qingguo at any time?

You want to run out by all means, don't you just don't want to be the lord of Qingguo? ”

The chubby young man pouted and said, "What does it mean to be the lord of the country?" It's like going to jail. The old man lives that is the life of a man.

led seventy or eighty thousand tigers, rode on a big ship, and ran rampant.

Whatever you want to eat, grab it!

Whatever you want to drink, grab it!

What you want, grab it!

Look who doesn't like the eye, grab it! ”

The chubby young man said with envy: "This kind of day, I don't change it for a god." ”

The thin young man nodded approvingly: "When I was a child, I didn't understand what the old man was trying to do all the years he spent floating on the sea, and now I understand it."

Picture a painful one.

Across the world, do whatever you want.

It's far more interesting than being an emperor and a lord of the country. ”

The chubby young man glanced at the thin young man with disdain, "What age is it now, and you are still talking to me all over the world?" The old man's people have long been everywhere he looks.

The old man defined the world as four seas and seven wildernesses. ”

The thin young man rolled his eyes, "It's not that you don't know that the scholars of the Great Song Dynasty are more pedantic than the scholars of Qingguo." The scholars of Qingguo learned new things quickly, but the scholars of the Great Song Dynasty were unwilling to learn new things. ”

"Therefore, Qingdu is the capital of learning, and Shengjing can only be reduced to a commercial capital......"

"The old man said that."

"Who knows......"

“……”

Two little guys who are not very old, with a sigh on their faces.

After a long time, the thin young man spoke: "You have always been inseparable from your sister-in-law, why didn't you take your sister-in-law with you when you escaped this time?" ”

The chubby young man was a little tired when he heard the thin boy's question.

"Without your sister-in-law's help, I wouldn't have been able to escape."

The thin young man sighed: "It's a blessing that you can marry your sister-in-law." Sister-in-law is a rare talented woman in the world, when the ancestor passed away, he said that if the sister-in-law is a man, she can inherit his mantle.

With such a virtuous helper, your life will definitely be comfortable. ”

The chubby young man glanced at the thin young man, and said faintly: "Boy, if you are looking for a wife in the future, you must find a stupid one." ”

After a pause, the chubby young man added, "The dumber the better......"

The thin young man looked at the slightly chubby young man with a stunned expression.

The chubby young man sighed and said nothing.

There are some things that you can't say to outsiders.

Others thought that it was a great blessing for him to marry a talented girl who was beautiful and wise.

But only he knew that it was torture.

In front of his wife, who had a smiling face all day, he had no secrets.

More importantly, none of his studies such as astronomy and geography, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and Ibu astrology can compare to his wife.

It was a true phoenix, and mortals would be ashamed of themselves in front of her.