Chapter 299: Zhou Dahu who is against the water
Silence, silence.
The man below saw Zhou Dahu not moving in mid-air, but he didn't do anything to force him down, but sat on the ground with a smile and looked at Zhou Dahu.
The same is true of the man on the top of the building, just sitting on the roof of the building, pulling the rope from time to time to scare Zhou Dahu's fragile nerves.
Zhou Dahu couldn't go up or down, he was in a dilemma, and there was no window to jump into the wall he chose, and the hand that grabbed the rope gradually didn't support it.
"Hey, this old man, come down, who are you working for?"
Zhou Dahu's voice trembled, and he suddenly said: "Several, who are you doing on an errand for, everyone is serving the boss and receiving money on a monthly basis, don't embarrass each other, I still have some private money, you take it, everyone looks down and doesn't look up, leave a way back." ”
"Hahaha, it's just you, leave us a way back, it's just a little incense, how many can you have?"
The man standing below actually took out a bag of melon seeds and swallowed it, this is a fool melon seed bought from Dongdan, and he tasted it with relish.
Zhou Dahu's voice trembled, and he said: "Uncle, I have money, last time I embezzled the money given by the Dharma Protector, and I hid it in a place I know, so you will treat me as a fart and let it go." ”
Zhou Dahu remembered that this joke was still heard from a storyteller named Guo Degang in the theater opened by the Presbyterian Church, and now he really thinks that this joke is really insightful, saying the greatest luxury in the hearts of those who were caught, what is a fart, it can't be seen or touched, and it smells, if he is really thrown away as a fart, what a beautiful thing it should be.
The man below smiled and said, "It's really a clever person, you say, we hung up on you, wouldn't it be better to hold the money in our hands, and save you from being taken down by others after you run away, and talking nonsense." ”
Zhou Dahu hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare, I will leave the imperial capital and never come back." ”
The man said: "You have left the imperial capital, do you still want to leave the Celestial Empire, you kid is going to collaborate with the enemy and betray the country, then I can't let you go." ”
Zhou Dahu said: "Don't dare, I will go to the south, I dare not leave my homeland." ”
"Oh, that's to go to the Donglin Party, then I can't spare you, leave your last words."
"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm just a small citizen, don't dare."
"Hmph, you are a loyal backbone of the Smelling Fragrance Sect, not a small people."
"Maybe they have some great mana to demonstrate to us."
There are a few more people running below, they are all from Jinyiwei, and they know a lot about the doorways of these cults, and the elders have conducted relevant training before, and they are also clear about the methods of smelling incense and teaching all kinds of tricks and people, and at this time, seeing that this incense head is still resisting, they are also willing to tease him.
Qian Xiaohao's mind is not so complicated, the reason why he didn't do it directly, is just to disintegrate the will of this poor worm, according to the elders' teachings, this kind of cult-educated people are often stubborn and crazy, basically what kind of punishment is useless, but it brings them into a desperate situation, so that every day should not be called the earth and the earth are not spiritual, such as the quiet house that Elder Li said, that is, in that room, there is no light, no sound, everything is empty inside, and even if you want to hit the wall and commit suicide, you can't do it, Qian Xiaohao tried, Stay in it for a while, and you'll be close to madness.
Zhou Dahu's hand gradually couldn't support it, and said: "Several, it must be a misunderstanding, I am a good citizen." ”
Qian Xiaohao said: "Come on, we have already taken down the evidence of your instruction to ignite the fire, what else can we say." ”
Zhou Dahu's hands were trembling, and he said: "Master, I didn't smell the incense, I just mixed in to cheat and cheat, please call the shots." ”
Qian Xiaohao shouted: "That's not enough, I can tell you, we have prepared good things, either light the rope and let you make a barbecue, or put a snake along the rope on it, haha, I don't know if this snake likes to eat sausages." ”
Zhou Dahu howled, "Don't be busy, I'll come down, can't I come down." ”
Zhou Dahu trembled, jumped down the rope, and before he could land on the ground, several agents from the Security Bureau had already rushed up like wolves, and the shiny handcuffs were on his hands, and Zhou Dahu had already collapsed, and shouted: "Master, is it too late for me to explain now?" ”
"Hehe, let's talk about it."
"Knock knock."
"Who?"
In that small residential building, the door was carefully opened a crack, and when he saw that it was Zhou Dahu, he asked: "Zhou Dahu, didn't you tell you not to come over casually?" ”
"Dharma protector, there is something big to say."
Zhou Dahu begged for a few words, and the protector had to order the door to be opened.
This time, there are no incense burners and other things prepared in advance, it looks normal here, and you can even see the meal that the Dharma protector is enjoying, if these teachings are not prepared in advance, all kinds of clouds and mist things are set off, in fact, they are a group of ordinary people, this, Zhou Dahu struggled with that little incense head before he died, and confessed everything to him.
The face of the protector remains the same, and the situation in the imperial capital makes it difficult to buy an independent small courtyard as a place for activities, but fortunately, as the leader of the Smelling Fragrance Sect, it is not difficult to rent a house to live in.
However, if you want to buy a spacious single-family villa, you are looking for death, and those who can afford a villa at this time are only the former gentry, or people who are very close to the elders.
"What's the matter, the saint is still resting, just don't disturb it yet."
Zhou Dahu said in his heart, being practiced by your ****, do you need to rest?
However, he was simple-minded, thought about it, and said: "Protector of the Dharma, there is a good thing, before this city was offended by the gods, committed the disaster of Zhurong, and the big families in the city were panicked, saying that the feng shui in this city is not good, and there are already many rich families who want to move out of the city." ”
The Dharma Protector was also overjoyed, and said, "Yes, that's it, you should also move around more, find a way to develop more people in those big families, and if you can, let the servants around Miss Nadame do it according to the old way." ”
Of course, Zhou Dahu knows what this old method means, it turns out that in this Ming Dynasty, the research of organic chemistry has progressed to a certain extent, and some people have not only mastered the technology of poisoning, but also learned the kind of medicine that ordinary doctors can't see, but can put people to death, and only they have a way to cure it.
This is also Wenxiangjiao's favorite trick, a small amount of money is enough to make a housewife become a crazy dead man, disintegrate a family at one time, and willingly dedicate the family wealth and wife and daughter, well, how to say it, it is also a variant of IQ tax, and Han Han and Cui Yongyuan are all from a routine.
Of course, this kind of leisure is not something that anyone can do, first of all, you have to break into people's homes, prepare to calculate the living habits of the master's family, see the right time to take medicine, and there must be a fairy wind bone, a mage who can fool people, in the past, you have to go how many days in advance, say that your family has a disaster or something.
There's nothing to compare, it's just a bunch of scum.
Zhou Dahu said: "It's not what I said, we have built a front station in many households in advance a few days ago, and said that the embankment is waterproof and fire-proof, and now it has come true, so naturally we can say it well, no, there is the main thing in the cultural square, I can't stand it, and I plan to ask someone to do it." ”
"Please, that's a good thing."
The Dharma protectors naturally know that if they can get into it, then they will be stained with light, and their ability to fight snakes and sticks is not small, even if it is a little light, it can also be said to be a benefit to me from the official family.
People from Beijing are naturally said to be senior officials who are related to the central cadres, and if they can appear openly on a certain official occasion, they will naturally have a guarantee of identity, which is the same as why they all desperately go to rent the Great Hall to report, in fact, as long as they are not murderers in the wanted notice, pay enough money, and are individuals who are qualified to hold meetings there, but they can just mess up what they look like as future government cultivators.
There's no way, the common people just believe in this thing.
Zhou Dahu also rolled his eyes, and said: "Protector, the woman who committed suicide last time, should she deal with her family, I think, how about burying them with her daughter." ”
"Well, let's calm this matter again, the city has just caught fire, such a big thing, those ...... Isn't there any movement on the other hand? ”
"No, no, they didn't say anything."
Zhou Dahu explained: "They are all busy with the Mid-Autumn Festival, and outside the city, I heard that a lot of people have been hired to set up a fireworks display there, saying that they want to have fun with the people during the Mid-Autumn Festival and set off fireworks." ”
The Dharma Protector thought for a moment and said, "You mean? ”
Zhou Dahu smiled fiercely and said: "This matter, if it burns again at that time, and then we can put those bald donkeys and bull-nosed monsters on it, won't it be done, and we also have a lot of evidence in our hands that those bald donkeys are traitors, and when the time comes, they will be spilled together." ”
The Dharma Protector gritted his teeth and said, "Do you think this is okay?" ”
Zhou Dahu nodded again and again and said, "I think they are very slack." ”
The Dharma Protector's eyes were red, and he said: "Okay, I'll think of a way, there are so many people in the imperial capital, eating the incense of the childless old mother, but they don't have to do anything, it's time to work for them, as for you, the printing bureau in the palace, the relationship is still there." ”
"It's still there, it's still there."
The printing bureau in the palace of my Ming Dynasty can be said to be the largest embodiment of state-owned enterprises in this era, not only spending a lot of government investment, corruption can not do things, and even engaging in diversified operations, printing rebel articles for the early rebels is extremely efficient, in fact, the largest source of printed materials for our Wenxiang Sect is the imperial palace......
(This is a historical fact...... )
The Dharma Protector was also very happy, and said: "Then spread it slowly, by the way, wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival and then slowly circulate it, and blame the affairs of the imperial capital on those bald donkeys and ox noses, it is they who have polluted the place of cultivation, which will lead to this, let the people in the city hate them." ”
Zhou Dahu was also overjoyed and said: "The Dharma protector is wise, and the Dharma protector will inevitably be promoted to an elder as soon as possible, just around the corner." ”
The Dharma protector was also happy, this fire was so effective, he hadn't set himself on fire yet, he was ready to run away directly, but so far no one has warned him, indicating that there is no one else except for this Zhou Dahu.
Zhou Dahu had to be entertained for a meal, benefiting from the punctuality and speed of the train, it is very convenient for the people of the imperial capital to eat fish now, of course, many people in the inland will not clean up the sea fish, can only be hastily stewed, of course, this is already very satisfying.
Zhou Dahu accompanied him to eat a meal of delicacies from the mountains and seas, of course, the boy next to the protector, the martial artist was still standing aside, Zhou Dahu was usually very afraid of them, he was not produced by the Smelling Fragrance Sect itself, but mixed in halfway, in terms of loyalty or people's hearts, there is naturally a big gap.
The Dharma protector had almost eaten, and he took one to the holy woman in the house to eat, and Zhou Dahu naturally knew the tone in it, so he hurriedly said goodbye and left.
In this way, he was frightened and frightened, and walked out of the community with the information given by the Dharma Protector, but he didn't go far before he felt that there were suddenly more "idlers" on the road, surrounded him, and dragged him to the other side.
Zhou Dahu said happily: "My lord, here is the evidence that I finally got with great difficulty, those monks and Taoists in the city usually act as traitors, this is a real thing, these bald donkeys, usually ......"
Qian Xiaohao looked impatient and said, "Shut up, what you said inside, I know better than you, okay, are the things put away." ”
Zhou Dahu said: "Yes, it's already there." ”
Qian Xiaohao looked at a bag in Zhou Dahu's hand and said, "This is the silver for you?" ”
Zhou Dahu hurriedly took out the silver and said, "Yes, the adults will take it if they see it, um." ”
Qian Xiaohao looked at it and said, "Aren't these for those old things in the printing bureau." ”
Zhou Dahu was a little surprised and said, "That's the Indian ......."
Qian Xiaohao waved his hand and said, "Since the evidence is in hand, you can go and seal it, well, as for the bureau, just listen to the elders, since you are sincere, you should know the rules." ”
Although Zhou Dahu was also a little ignorant, he was also grateful for the money and was taken to do errands.
Qian Xiaohao was a little afraid, touching the treasure given by Elder Wang, this thing is really good, it is actually a mile away, you can clearly listen to the other party's voice, what a miracle.
The elders are like this, omnipotent, omniscient, but they are so in charge of the people, it is not the same as these things at all, no, such a comparison is simply an insult to the elders.
"Whether it's these gods or those bald donkeys, let's all die!"
In this simply arranged hut, what was placed in front of Qian Xiaohao was a novel machine, which could actually play the voice of the Dharma protector at any time.
(End of chapter)