"Oh ~ Shot! I'm a genius! ”

Seeing the pheasant fly out upside down, Xiao Han immediately jumped up and cheered like a child.

Xue Pan on the side didn't see the chicken fly out, only saw Xiao Han jumping high, this is dissatisfied Nunuzui, please, such a good crossbow, such a close distance, a blind man can shoot it.

Xiao Han didn't care, people who had never hunted could never imagine the pleasure of the prey falling under his hands, he threw the crossbow arrow to Xiaodong, and was just about to pick up the prey, but the stunned man on the side rushed out first with long eyes.

The unlucky pheasant was laboriously pulled off the trunk of the tree, and the long green hair was stained red with blood, and the women who watched it were very dissatisfied, as if they had become murderers.

Xiao Hanle's mouth is open, in his eyes, no matter how beautiful he looks, it tastes the same when it is roasted.

Take the pheasant, the blood is still dripping, quickly put aside the legs, don't let the blood drip on your boots, it's very difficult to wash!

"Haha...... This pheasant is so fat! Feeding one person is definitely not a problem! Xiao Han carried the pheasant's wings and weighed it slightly, which showed off and carried the pheasant in front of Zhang Qiang and them, causing a burst of shouting...... But it's all about letting him die a little bit, don't splash the chicken blood......

The first battle was successful, the pheasant as the first prey weighed four or five pounds, and it was rare for the pheasant on the mountain to grow so fat, no wonder Xiao Han didn't run, and it was estimated that it couldn't run, so it was picked up by Xiao Han.

When you go into the mountains, you can't collect a few prey, and you're really sorry for yourself! In Xiao Han's opinion, the current natural environment is too good! There are all kinds of pheasants and hares, even wild wolves! Walking and walking, you can hear the wolf howl from time to time, the voice is terrible, lingering in the forest, I originally thought that Xiaomin and they would be afraid, but nothing happened, it seemed that he was the only one who was frightened.

Xiaodong's crossbow arrows, Lao Qiu's longbow, in this forest, as long as the prey is seen by them, there is absolutely no reason to escape, even Xiao Han, after shooting five or six crossbow arrows, proudly pulled a rabbit back, which made Xue Pan and them very dissatisfied: Tutu is so cute, why do you eat Tutu......

"Cute?" Xiao Han looked at the gray rabbit weighing five or six catties in his hand, and decided that he would definitely make a braised rabbit head for them when he had the opportunity, so that they could know how ugly a rabbit without long ears was......

There are too many prey in the mountains, and their weapons are too powerful, which is by no means comparable to the hunting bow made of bamboo and wood of ordinary hunters! After too much effort, they were stunned and had several fat rabbits, pheasants, and foxes, but it was said that the meat was too sassy, so they threw it away.

In the middle of the forest, I also saw a deer, and just about to fight, I was stopped by Zhang Qiang's second wife, and pointed to the big deer behind me who turned around and ran: "No, this can't be beaten, you see that its belly is so big, maybe there is a fawn, if you kill it, won't the fawn die?" This must not be beaten! ”

Although Xiao Han felt that the pregnancy of the long-horned deer was nonsense, but when he saw Zhang Qiang's raised fist, he immediately nodded in agreement, isn't it venison, there is time to eat, not greedy, well, not greedy......

Friends, beautiful scenery, harvest, all there, life is like this, what more can a husband ask for?

I don't know how long it took, anyway, there were too many prey to take, and a big snake caught by the way was also thrown away, because Xue Pan screamed when they saw this thing, and hid from afar to the side and shouted, if they didn't throw it, they threw it away......

Seeing such a big worm being thrown to the side of the road like this, Xiao Han was distressed, snake soup, big supplement......

I didn't plan to start a gang in the mountains, the mountains and forests are not a place to make fires, and in the autumn season, a little spark may cause a catastrophe!

After packing up their prey, the excited group returned with a full load and prepared to descend the mountain along the rugged mountain road they had come.

Xue Pan was holding a wild chrysanthemum in her hand, with a long pheasant tail in her hair, singing and walking happily in front, as if her memory was only very happy when her brother took her when she was very young, and now with Xiao Han's group, it seems that she has returned to that carefree age, and this feeling makes her extremely comfortable.

"Xue Pan, be careful, don't fall into the air!" Seeing the long tail on Xue Pan's head shaking, Xiao Min and the second lady both covered their mouths and snickered, especially when they saw Xiao Han looking at the backs of others a little fascinated, they laughed even more happily.

"Alright, my sister, I got it!" Xue Pan replied without looking back, and raised his little hand and waved it back, revealing a lotus root-like arm, which made Xiao Han's saliva almost flow down, the ancients were beautiful and delicious, and they didn't deceive me!

There is no time in the mountains, I thought it didn't take much time, but after coming out of the mountain, I found that it was all in the afternoon, no wonder the stomach screamed and drummed.

The two guards who stayed at the foot of the mountain had prepared a pile of firewood earlier, and they waited left and right to see everyone come back, the mountain forest was so big, and they didn't dare to throw the cart and horses here into the mountain to look for it......

When the sun was going west, there was finally a song from the mountain pass, and the two anxious guards immediately looked there, but this time they did not disappoint, and their long-awaited Xue Pan finally appeared from the mountain pass.

"My grandmother, you can be counted as back, if you don't come back, the two of us won't be able to live......"

When the two guards saw Xue Pan, tears were about to fall out, and they wiped their eyes, as if they had been hit by an arrow in their buttocks, and rushed over quickly.

Xue Pan was so happy to play today, how did he know what the two guards were worried about, as soon as he looked up, he was startled by the two big heads that suddenly appeared in front of him, and almost threw the walnuts picked in his hand......

"What's wrong with you two? Hungry? Don't worry, we've hit a lot of prey, so we'll cook it for you to eat! ”

Smiling at the two of them, Xue Pan happily ran to the firewood pile, according to Xiao Han: Relying on her own labor, the food made is the most fragrant, and she can't wait!

The fire was lit, the hanging pot was also propped up, and the smell of burning firewood ignited everyone's hungry stomachs at once.

There are a lot of people this time, so the pot brought is a product of the serious army, (is there anything that is not serious?) ）

The pot is huge! At least two pheasants were loaded, and the three hares were not full, pour a pot of water, and throw in a handful of wild onions on the way! Cut the old ginger with you and throw it into the pot!

As for the spices, they were thrown into the pot one by one, and in the end, Xiao Han poured the mushrooms he had specially picked into it, and stirred it a few times with a spatula, only to smell the churning aroma and suddenly come to his nose, so that the saliva of several people around the pot almost drowned the firewood!

Xiao Han didn't bring a second pot at all, so Uncle Qiu and the two guards crowded around this pot, and one of them took a piece of firewood and prepared to fill it.

The two guards are very unaccustomed to this kind of behavior of cooking rice with the master's family, and the elder and young taught by the old man in the family seem to have suddenly failed here, the two of them stupidly watched Xiao Hou throw seasonings into it, and Uncle Stunned and Lao Qiu skillfully stirred the broth, with such a tacit understanding, seeing that this thing has definitely been done more than once, can the next person often stir the horse spoon in a pot with Hou Ye?

The two of them were right, Xiao Han and Uncle Stunned had done this more than once, and even if it was this pot, they had done it more than once......

The dog meat rolled three times, the gods couldn't stand steadily, facing the big dogs and puppies all over the slope, Xiao Han could bear it, even if the dog was his own family......

It's not good for a person to steal a dog, it's troublesome to clean up, Xiaodong and Stunned are not tight, they can't use these two to join, think about it, and Uncle Zi is reliable, and then put on an old Qiu who doesn't have any arrows, and behind the big rock by the river is the nest of the small column of dog thieves......

Originally, a few people thought simply, more than a hundred dogs are missing, who can find out? But I didn't expect that in the end, he was discovered by the dog-headed general, and I don't know how he communicated with the dog, but he found the door of Lao Qiu and Uncle Stunned's house, so he blocked the door and scolded!

Eating dog meat also has Hou Ye's share, but in order not to confess to Hou Ye, the two of them can only swallow their anger, bear the notoriety, and let him scold the street outside the door until they can't bear it anymore, just go out and beat him......

Eating a meal of dog meat and being scolded, and then going out to beat a scolder, this has become a joke in Zhuangzi, even children know that these two old people are not ashamed to steal dogs to eat, but the initiator Xiao Han, the image is still so upright and bright......

"Hey, don't be stunned! It's time to eat! ”

After everyone waited around the hanging pot for half an hour, Xiao Han poked the meat in the pot with chopsticks, and finally said the sentence that everyone had been waiting for for a long time.

"Hey, don't rob it, don't grab it! Come and ...... one by one."

Xiao Min has long been familiar with Xiao Han, and now she has completely become the same as her husband Zhang Qiang, and she doesn't know what politeness is!

While shouting in his mouth, don't grab it, but there is no ambiguity under his hand, the big spoon wheel is fast, and in a blink of an eye, he has filled several bowls for himself, first a bowl for pregnant women, and then a bowl for Xue Pan, and he is very happy......

"You guys also fish, you're welcome, Xiao Han, don't be stunned, eat......"

"Ahem, spoon...... Just a spoon ......."

“…… Oh, you didn't say it sooner, oh, here you go! ”

Xiao Han took the spoon indifferently, turned around and gave Zhang Qiang an extremely sympathetic look, when did Xiao Min, who turned out to be quiet and quiet, become so domineering and exposed? ! No wonder Zhang Qiang was so miserable in those days......