Soon after Zhu Ping'an arrived, Xu Jie and his wife sat down as the chairman, and the birthday banquet officially began.

Teachers and students are happy.

After Xu Jie brought three glasses of opening wine and sprinkled a handful of dog food, all the students began to congratulate the teacher on her birthday and offer birthday gifts, but for the birthday gifts, Xu Jie made the decision for his wife, and all of them declined, waving his hand to let people put a few cases in the center of the banquet, and held out the four treasures of the study.

The meaning is self-evident.

All the protégés stepped forward in turn to write poems and lyrics to celebrate their birthday, showing their skills, and the banquet became a literary event for a while.

On writing poems and lyrics, there was no one present who was not good, and the birthday sentences were frequently written, and the praises continued.

Among them, Zhang Juzheng's birthday poem triggered the first climax of the birthday banquet.

"Mrs. He"

The East China Sea throws chips regardless of the year,

The longevity of the world is three thousand.

And you make Songshan wishes,

Beidou and Nanji are side by side.

Zhang Juzheng's birthday poem is full of fairy spirit, and the meaning is beautiful, and indirectly praises the love of Xu Jie and the woman side by side and beautiful, raising the case and eyebrows, which has been well received by everyone, and Mrs. Xu, who cherishes the words like gold at the birthday banquet, also smiled and said a "good" word.

Next, everyone stepped forward to write poems to celebrate their birthdays in order according to their seats, and when it was Zhu Ping'an's turn, Xu Dashao and Xu Fan stepped forward and inserted a pole.

"Zihou, if you can make an amazing birthday poem, you can be exempted from the three glasses of wine you are late today. However, if you can't do it, the three cups of fine wine will become six. I know that Zihou doesn't drink well, so I came up with this idea to help you. How's that, enough brothers, right? ”

Xu Dashao suddenly appeared like a ghost, patted Zhu Ping'an's shoulder, squeezed his eyes at Zhu Ping'an, and smiled.

"Brother Shi, you are really a brother......

Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth, and a sentence overflowed from between his teeth, he couldn't refuse at all on this occasion and at this time.

"What's polite, they're all good brothers. Oh, by the way, I can't make people feel that I take too much care of you, it's not good for you and me. In this way, I'll give you a cup of tea. Come on, Zihou, write quickly. ”

Xu Dashao smiled, and stuffed the brush into Zhu Ping'an's hand without refusal, and then poured himself a cup of tea, poured a big mouthful, and then apologized, but his face was as smiling as a dog's tail flower, hehe smiled, "Oh, I'm sorry to be thick, I accidentally drank half a cup in one sip......"

"Brother Shi, don't choke ......" The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched.

Seeing this, Xu Fan's smile became even brighter.

Zhu Ping'an is very clear about his amount of alcohol, if he really drinks six glasses of wine, he will have to lie down and go home.

Then the only way left is to make a stunning birthday poem.

But

It's not difficult to make a birthday poem, but it's very difficult to make a stunning birthday poem.

Besides, with Zhang Juzheng's poem in front, it is even more difficult.

So.

Since the conventional path is not easy to follow, it can only be taken unusually.

Zhu Ping'an insisted on the brush, sorted out his thoughts, and began to conceive in this direction, and almost at the same time, a birthday poem by Zheng Banqiao, one of the eight monsters of Yangzhou during the Qing Dynasty, came to Zhu Ping'an's mind.

It's really sleepy to send pillows.

Zhu Ping'an's heart moved, okay, I'll use you.

The idea is set.

So.

Units.

Note.

I, Zhu Ping'an, am going to pretend to be forced.

Zhu Ping'an dipped the brush in ink, and wrote the title "He Shi's Mother's Birthday", and then the pen kept writing two words in the text:

"What a Problem"

However, as soon as these two words came out, the onlookers all looked at each other and were surprised.

"Naihe" means "what to do, deal with", this word is not a positive, festive, blessed word, this is a frustrated, helpless negative word, how can this word be used to write on the birthday poem.

Zhuang Yuanlang wouldn't be angry with Xu Dashao and deliberately respond to people, right?!

No, although Xu Dashao's approach is a bit difficult for a strong man, but Zhuang Yuanlang is too cautious, isn't it just a few glasses of wine, as for playing a little temper like this.

Besides, what kind of occasion is this, playing such a little temper on this occasion, Zhu Ping'an's brain was kicked by a donkey.

We couldn't be clearer, Master Xu cared for him Zhu Ping'an, and he also cared for him in many ways in the court, so I was envious, and I blamed the teacher for being biased, but how did he Zhu Ping'an repay the teacher, and he actually wrote the unlucky words "Naihe" at the birthday banquet of his wife, and his conscience Zhu Ping'an was eaten by a dog.

Many of the onlookers' protégés showed angry faces and blamed Zhu Ping'an.

Zhang Juzheng was also slightly surprised, but his surprise was different from others, to be precise, curious. Zhang Juzheng didn't think that Zhu Ping'an would be angry and lose his temper, he was just curious about how Zhu Ping'an could write a birthday celebration by starting with "Nai".

"Ahem...... Zihou, you ......"

Xu Fan, who was drinking tea next to him, saw the words "Nai" written by Zhu Ping'an, and the surprised tea squirted out.

Zhang Siwei behind Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled, Zihou, you are here again......

"Ahem, Zihou, why did your hand slip."

Wang Shizhen was concerned about the chaos, and when she saw the helplessness written by Zhu Ping'an, she not only sweated for Zhu Ping'an, but also quietly stepped forward and pulled the corners of Zhu Ping'an's clothes, and found an excuse for Zhu Ping'an under the pretext of haha.

However, Wang Shizhen is not good at lying, and finding an excuse for Zhu Ping'an makes him blush.

Hand slippery?

You dare to say, you can try it with your hands. Hand slip at most one stroke, and can you slide out two words?

When the onlookers heard the excuse Wang Shizhen made for Zhu Ping'an, they were speechless.

Zhu Ping'an turned around and quietly blinked his right eye at Wang Shizhen, Wang Shizhen was stunned by Zhu Ping'an's blinking, and then suddenly realized, crying and laughing, he shook his head, Zihou, this guy, is going to pretend to be forced again.

In the eyes of everyone's criticism, Zhu Ping'an dipped the brush in ink, and then wrote the word "Naihe".

What the?!

He wrote another "Nai"! What is he Zhu Ping'an doing here?!!

Is he crazy?

When everyone saw Zhu Ping'an write another helplessness, their eyes were about to pop out in surprise, and those with bad hearts covered their chests.

Zihou, what are you going to do?

Xu Fan looked at Zhu Ping'an with a teacup in a daze, with a confused expression, he was slightly surprised just now, this would already be a big surprise.

Wang Shizhen was much calmer, standing behind Zhu Ping'an with Zhang Siwei, and watched Zhu Ping'an for a long time.

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