Chapter 914: Grab the Chips!
"Gross~! Don't burn it, don't burn it, don't you think it stinks~? Qingfinch, you take care of them! ”
In the room, after Cheng Chumo finished, he covered his nose and yelled.
Don't blame him for being hypocritical, it's really that the smell of this room is too motherly, and he has never been to such a smelly place in his life.
"Damn! Ugly cow, the you pull yourself is so stinky, and you still have the face to say that others, wo grass, smoke me to death~! ”
Li Tai was already out of breath, he covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and fanned the air in front of him desperately with the other, if he hadn't been able to run, he would have escaped long ago. Just staying in it for less than a quarter of an hour, Li Taidu felt that the blood in his body was about to be stinky, and today's encounter was likely to leave a deep shadow on him!
"Hmm~! I said you two still have time to quarrel! The mountain chief is outside, who of these subordinates dares not to do what the mountain chief says? In my opinion, let's save some effort! ”
Sun Zifan turned his body sideways on the bamboo couch, covered his nose, and said to the two people in the quarrel.
Yu Chi Baolin nodded again and again, and echoed: "Mmmmmm, the mountain chief is treating us, Qingque, ugly cow brother, don't make any noise!" Let's be smoked more, maybe the illness will be cured, I'm still young, I don't want to die! ”
Cheng Chumo was amused by this foolishness, "Go, Baolin, only you believe that this is healing, in my opinion, the mountain chief wants to deliberately toss a few of us, how can there be a toilet to treat people~?" ”
Yu Chi Baolin tilted his head, thought for a while, and then retorted: "Brother Ugly Niu, you are not right, why did the mountain chief toss us for no reason, this must be treating us, we just need to enjoy it!" ”
"Enjoy~?"
Cheng Chumo's eyes widened even more, and he pointed at Yu Chi Baolin and said: "Damn, Baolin, I just found out today that your kid is such a heavy person, go back brother, I'll send you a few baskets of used toilet chips, how about you put them under your bed and enjoy them slowly~?" ”
This thing can only bully and bully Wei Chi Baolin, an honest man, if he feels this bullying Li Tai, Li Tai will definitely double his back!
"Phew! Brother Ugly Cow, what I said about enjoyment is to enjoy the process of healing, and when I get better, I won't touch these toilet chips again! ”
Yu Chi Baolin hurriedly said.
"Huh~? Have you noticed that the five of us haven't had diarrhea for a while~? ”
Changsun Chong, who was lying on the side and endured the smell and didn't speak for a long time, suddenly spoke at this moment.
"Huh~? What a thing! I haven't had diarrhea for two quarters of an hour, and it seems that the mountain chief's method really works! ”
Yu Chi Baolin responded excitedly.
Cheng Chumo rubbed his stomach, recalled it carefully, and found that it was really as Changsun Chong said, he had not had diarrhea for nearly two quarters of an hour. But the words he said just now are still in his ears, so why should he be embarrassed to change his words at this moment? can only say in a muffled voice:
"Heh~! Maybe it's because our stomachs are empty and there is nothing to pull? ”
Li Tai also felt as if he had regained some strength in his body, but he wasn't sure, so he didn't say anything.
At this time, he looked at the palace servant who was waiting next to him and was adding toilet chips to the brazier, and then looked at the bamboo basket next to the servant, and found that the toilet chips inside had bottomed out, so he said loudly: "Eh, is there only so many toilet chips left~?" ”
The servant had been in the Wei Palace's mansion for so long, and he might not have been questioned by Li Tai, so he couldn't help but be a little flattered at this time, and he hurriedly said: "Return... Back to His Royal Highness, there are only so many left, the little one is afraid that you will smell bad, and it will burn faster before! ”
Li Tai rolled his eyes, glanced at Cheng Chumo's side, and then said with a smile: "You go and help this king get some toilet chips from Cheng Chumo's side, continue to burn, don't burn too fast, save some use!" This king is not afraid of smell! ”
Compared to the painful feeling of almost pulling his intestines out last night, Li Tai felt that the smell was still bearable, after all, he wanted to protect his chrysanthemum!
The servant was a subordinate of the Wei Palace, of course he had to listen to Li Tai, and at this moment he hurriedly agreed: "Yes, Your Highness!" ”
After that, he got up and walked to Cheng Chumo's side!
But Cheng Chumo didn't do it, this thing almost jumped, he pointed at Li Tai and said angrily: "Damn, Qingque, don't go too far!" These toilet chips were given to me, so why did you let them take them from me? ”
He is not stupid, although he doesn't admit it, but he knows in his heart that the toilet chip can make his condition better, where can he give up his share of the toilet chip at this time?
Li Tai said with a smile: "Didn't you just think it was too smelly and asked people to stop burning the toilet?" Am I not helping you? ”
Cheng Chumo immediately shouted: "Get out!" I don't need your help! Oops! What are you doing? Don't touch my toilet chips! Believe it or not, I beat you up? ”
But it was the royal servant who had helped him add toilet chips to the brazier before, and he was taking out his toilet chips to the servant Li Tai had just ordered.
Cheng Chumo was in a hurry, and he was about to get out of bed to stop it, but now his whole body is prostration, and his speed is several beats slower, and he can only watch as half of his life-saving toilet chip is taken away!
"Hehe, ugly cow, let's be brothers, don't be so stingy, you see I only let them take more than 30%, and you still have a lot left!"
Li Tai smiled and "comforted".
Cheng Chumo said indignantly: "Damn, Qingque, you are not doing this authentically, you don't rob so many people in the house, why do you have to rob me?" Don't you see that there are so many left in Sun Zifan's basket~? ”
"Damn, Cheng Chumo, you shut up Lao Tzu~!"
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Li Zexuan, who was directing people to decoct medicine outside the house, didn't know that these jokes in the house had begun to stage a thunderous drama of grabbing toilets.
The efficiency of the people in the palace is fast, just after less than a cup of tea, the medicinal materials that Li Zexuan asked for were bought. But the hearth soil is not bought, how can the pharmacy sell this thing at this time?
However, this did not bother Li Zexuan, he took Wu Changshi to the back kitchen of the Wei Wangfu in person, took out a scorched loess block from the bottom center of the earthen stove, cut off the charred black part and impurities with a knife, and then handed it over to the kitchen steward to decoction.
"Wu Changshi, this decoction technique has just been told to you by Ben Hou, you are staring here, I will go back to the backyard to see how the Qingque and the others are doing~!"
Li Zexuan was a little worried about Li Tai and the others, who were being "smoked by", so he ordered.
"Well, don't worry, Master Hou, with Wu here, nothing will go wrong!"
Wu Changshi nodded in response.
Li Zexuan turned around and went out and walked towards the backyard.
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