Chapter 1159
Cui Dahai is so fat that it is difficult for him to climb the last person-high city wall, and he is very worried that he will fall down, so he doesn't dare to climb up at all, which can be anxious Cui Er below, and the two subordinates below, the three of them are under tremendous pressure, and it is okay for a short time, if it is like this all the time, it will definitely be unbearable.
And once the people below can't support it, Cui Er and Cui Dahai above can only be thrown down, especially Cui Dahai at the top, who will definitely be thrown lightly.
Therefore, seeing that Cui Dahai didn't dare to climb up, Cui Er, who was in the middle, was very anxious, if it was him, he would have gone to the city a long time ago, but his uncle knew how to enjoy it as a whole, and never exercised his body, so that his body was getting fatter and fatter, and finally became like this.
"County Zun, hurry up! We won't be able to last long. ”
The two sturdy officials below urged nervously.
Cui Dahai was also anxious, but the gap in the city wall was too steep, he really didn't dare to climb, when he thought of falling from a one-person high position just now, he had palpitations, the height at this time was two people high, if he fell, then he had to go!
But if you want to continue to take the human ladder, it is not so realistic, and the rest of the people are very weak, and it is impossible for them to bear the weight of four people.
Cui Dahai reached the plane at the top of the city wall as soon as he stretched out his hand, and the two arms worked hard to climb up, but the top and steepest part was not so easy to climb, and his fat arms did not have much strength, so he couldn't support the entire fat body at all, and basically could only move a small amount, and he couldn't even show his forehead, and then he fell.
Seeing that Cui Dahai couldn't climb up after trying several times, Cui Er hurriedly reminded, "Uncle, step on the top of my head, step on the top of my head." ”
Cui Dahai heard this, thought about it for a while, there was no other choice, but to step on Cui Er's head and climb up, this effect is really good, after stepping on Cui Er's head with one foot, his body suddenly improved, and his whole head was exposed on the city wall.
"Hey, where's Li Shilang?"
Cui Dahai looked at the front, turned around and looked at the back with difficulty, and did not find Li An's figure, which made him quite puzzled, but he guessed that it should be inside the beacon tower, so it was invisible from his position.
Cui Fatzi guessed correctly, Li An is inside the beacon tower at the moment, looking at the scenery in the north, and he can't see it when he stands on the city wall, not to mention that Cui Fatzi only showed a head.
"Uncle, what did you say?"
Cui Er's head hurt a little, and he didn't hear what Cui Fat Man said, so he asked.
"It's okay, it's still a little high, there's no hard place under your feet, you can't climb up!"
Cui Fatzi said helplessly.
"Uncle don't worry, nephew has a way."
Cui Er has strength, he had an idea, slowly held one of Cui Dahai's feet with both hands, and then used all his strength to lift Cui Dahai up, so that Cui Dahai could rise higher again, and even his entire chest reached the top of the city wall.
"Uncle, hurry up!"
Cui Er's hands and legs trembled, and the two guys below were even more miserable, and they were also trembling, and they were all struggling to support.
"Alright, alright, I'll be up soon."
Because half of the weight of his body is already on it, if he can't climb up again, it will be too incompetent, Cui Dahai finally climbed up, forgot to dust off his body so excited, and hurriedly walked to the beacon tower.
Li An saw that Cui Fat finally climbed up, smiled at the corner of his mouth, walked out of the beacon tower, and met Cui Dahai who was rushing over.
"The lower official pays a visit to Li Shilang."
As soon as Cui Fatzi saw Li An, he immediately saluted respectfully, looking particularly respectful and very natural, it was obvious that he was usually very good at pleasing his superiors, and his skills were very skilled, and he couldn't see the rusty feeling at all.
"Cui County Order, it's really hard for you, look at the official robes on this body, how dirty they are."
Ang Lee said with a smile.
Cui Dahai looked down, he was terrible, his official robe was already dirty, and it was really unseemly.
"The official is abrupt, so I will tidy up the official robe."
Cui Dahai hurriedly took a few steps back, then turned around and dusted off most of the dirt on his body, some of which really couldn't be dusted off, so there was no way.
"Li Shilang, the lower officials are really not good at climbing high, and it is all the fault of the lower officials that Li Shilang has been waiting for a long time."
Cui Dahai hurriedly said.
Li An smiled and said, "Cui County's order is too sincere, and he is not good at climbing high!" Just come down and see what the official robe looks like. ”
"How dare you be so lowly, you can move your muscles and bones if you climb high, and you can live longer!"
Cui Dahai said with a smile.
Li An smiled for a moment and asked, "Cui County Commander came to find this official, is there something wrong?" ”
Cui Dahai was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Li Shilang came to Dejing County, how dare he not come to visit, the people of the county heard that Li Shilang was coming, they were all overjoyed, and they all shouted to go out of the city to greet him, and he was worried that the city gate would be blocked, so he let the people wait on the streets of the city, and only let a small number of officials greet Li Shilang at the city gate, by the way, Li Shilang, although our Dejing County is poor and weak, but the people's lives are still rich, all the people have food, and the streets are quite prosperous, Li Shilang will know as soon as he goes to see it. ”
With such a warm invitation, if Li An didn't go, it would seem a little unkind, but Li An didn't want to go to Dejing County, he came to see the waste of the Great Wall, not to inspect Dejing County, and besides, Dejing County is a small county town, and there is nothing worth inspecting.
Moreover, after seeing the Great Wall, Li An also plans to go to the old Baicheng in the west to play, which is located in the north of Qiwu Mountain, which was originally a good place with beautiful scenery, but now because the city has been abandoned, and there are horse thieves around it from time to time, so it is not a good place, but Li An doesn't care about these, the more dangerous the place, the more exciting it is, and it is good to play, even if you meet a horse thief, with more than a hundred guards, it is also a good way to protect yourself, besides, Li An also has a powerful secret weapon, Hundreds of people couldn't get close to Ang Lee.
"Cui County Order! This official came here this time, just to see the Great Wall here, Dejing County will not go, and there will be a chance to go again in the future! ”
Li An still refused, after all, he really didn't want to go to Dejing County, and there was nothing to see in the small county seat.
"It's all here, Li Shilang won't take a look."
Cui Dahai asked hypocritically.
In fact, he wished that Li An would not go to Dejing County? After all, his reputation in Dejing County is not very good, and if someone denounces him in public, the situation will be more embarrassing, but the surface politeness must still be there.
"I really don't go, Cui County Ling is too polite, by the way, is there any difficulty in Dejing County? If you have any problems, just tell the official. ”
Li An said.
Cui Dahai thought for a while and said: "No, no, the people of Dejing County are rich, and the lives of the people are good?" This is all the favor of the imperial court, and the people here are very grateful. ”
"Oh, the horse thieves haven't been harassed?"
Ang Lee asked.
"I didn't come, of course I won't come, our Dejing County is impregnable, with General Guo's three hundred elite guards, how dare the horse thieves come to die, they only dare to rob the caravan in a remote place."
Cui Dahai said proudly.
In fact, there is some collusion between this goods and the horse thief, which is more beneficial to both parties, as long as he provides convenience for the horse thief, the horse thief will give him a part of the looted property.
In fact, the reason why horse thieves can cause great hidden dangers, in addition to the fact that these horse thieves are indeed stronger, the more important reason is that because there is a protective umbrella, many local officials and officials provide support for horse thieves, and they all secretly have interests with horse thieves, providing them with all kinds of information support, so that it is beneficial to both of them, and only the merchants who have been robbed will suffer.
Therefore, only the merchant group hated the horse thief, and the rest of the people didn't have any feelings for the horse thief, and although Lao Guo came over, after all, the foundation was not deep, and he didn't know much about the situation in Xiazhou, and without conclusive evidence, he couldn't casually suspect any court official and official.
At the same time, these moths and horse thieves are also very careful in contact, basically they will not leave any clues, and the contact is not frequent, and they are all henchmen and housekeepers who come forward to do things, so even if they get any evidence, they can't cure the crimes of these officials and officials, and at most let their housekeepers take the blame.
After chatting casually for a while, Ang Lee felt that this Cui Dahai was still quite interesting, a person who was very good at being an official, and even a little cute.
"Cui County Order, it's not early, the official has to rush to Gubai City, you should go back early!"
Li An said.
"Li Shilang, so Baicheng is a hundred miles away from here, and it is the lair of horse thieves, so it's not very safe!"
Cui Dahai pretended to be concerned and reminded.
"This official has more than 100 guards, if there is anything unsafe, Cui County Decree should not ask, go back early!"
Li An said.
"Yes, I understand."
Cui Dahai replied respectfully, and then turned back.
However, when he came up, he wasted his strength, and when he went down, it didn't seem to be so easy, when Cui Dahai walked to the gap, he looked at the three-person high waste wall, and his heart was very bitter.
He is already going to die when he climbs up, and it seems to be more difficult to go down than to come up, and if he goes down decently, it will be even more difficult.
For Cui Fatzi, it is the best choice to slide down with an inclined opening, just like the children of later generations to slide down, which is the most reliable way to go down.
But the gap is a little too steep, the slide is not such a steep angle, and the slide is smooth, there is a long buffer below, and a very interesting amusement facility, and the gap in front of you is different, there are many bumps on the slope with a large slope, if you slide down rashly, the body will definitely hurt, and even, there may be tears in the clothes.
Looking at the steep gap, Cui Dahai stood still very embarrassed, Cui Er and the others who sent him up before had already left, and now he was left alone, and no one could help him.
"Cui Er, you bunnies, go back and see how I clean you up."
Cui Dahai cursed in his heart, and at the same time closed his eyes, ready to slide down.
"Uncle, the ladder is here, the ladder is here."
At this moment, Cui Er and two strong men were familiar with each other and moved a ladder of just the right length.
They left just now to arrange to get a ladder, after all, seeing that Cui Dahai was so difficult to go up, they had already expected that when they came down, it would definitely be even more difficult, Cui Er and the others had already suffered from the old sin just now, but they didn't want to toss anymore, so they hurriedly took people to the city gate to get the ladder, and then tied the ladder to the horseback and transported it, just when they arrived at the position of the gap, Cui Dahai was about to come down.
"Ladder, ladder."
Cui Dahai saw the ladder and laughed excitedly, after having the ladder, he didn't have any pressure to go down, and he could go down very easily.
"Okay, you guys did a good job, you know what to do without me reminding you."
Cui Dahai happily praised Cui Er and the others, and then walked down the ladder, and when he got down the ladder, he also bowed to Li An with a smile to resolve his embarrassment.
"Oops! If I had a ladder just now, I wouldn't have suffered so much, and it's better to have a ladder! ”
Cui Dahai held the ladder with one hand and said with relief.
"Uncle, the city is ready, when will Li Shilang enter the city."
Cui Er asked in a low voice.
"Prepare a fart, let everyone disperse, Li Shilang will not go to the county seat, he will soon go to the old Baicheng north of Qiwu Mountain, I don't know what to think, what is there to see about these broken walls and ruined cities."
Cui Dahai shook his head very incomprehensibly, and when he saw that his subordinates were removing the ladder, he slapped him on the head when he went up, and scolded: "Tian Shelang, who asked you to withdraw the ladder, Li Shilang is still on it?" I don't need this ladder, just put it here, let's go! Hurry up. ”
The subordinates put the ladder back on, and then left the abandoned Great Wall with Cui Dahai.
When leaving, Cui Dahai didn't forget to walk a while before he looked back, and when he saw Li An looking at him from the top of the city, he led everyone to bend down and salute, and then continued to return to Dejing County, bowing back at least seven or eight times along the way, and there was no one with a respectful attitude.
"Husband, it's a little late today, do you really want to go to the old White City? It's better to go back to Xiazhou City first and go back early tomorrow morning! ”
Li Hanlu opened his mouth to suggest.
Li An shook his head with a smile and said, "There is no need to do this, go now, it's a big deal to spend the night in the old white city, see that the tents are enough, the food and water are sufficient, and there is no need to go back." ”
"Therefore, Baicheng is in the north of Qiwu Mountain, will there be danger, more than a hundred guards are too few, it is better to send someone to inform General Guo first, and let him send more soldiers and horses to come."
Li Hanlu opened his mouth and said.