"What the hell? How does it taste like this! Take it aside, stay away from me! ”

Watching several jailers enter the cell with a black bed, Xiao Han immediately dodged one by one, and then pinched his nose as if he was smoked and did not let go.

The cell boss was a little embarrassed when he saw Xiao Han's appearance, and arched his hand again and again: "My Lord Hou! You may be used to eating and drinking, and you are not used to our Riba people's things.

But what's this, it's also the best quilt in our house! When I married my mother-in-law, I used them! Don't worry, I've just sunbathed, guaranteed to be warm! ”

"But this ...... It's too ...... too."

After listening to the cell boss's explanation, Xiao Han finally put down the hand that was pinching his nose, but he had a slight habit of cleanliness and looked at these beddings, and he felt goosebumps all over his body!

Such a thing, let alone let him sleep, it is estimated that if he touches it, his heart will be hairy for a long time!

"Hey! Where is this? It's also picky! You don't want it, I want it! Really, some sleep well, but when there is a war, the loess spreads a straw mat and doesn't sleep the same? ”

Just when Xiao Han was still hesitating, Cheng Yanjin, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly woke up, swayed over, grabbed the quilt and shook it in the air, and then the whole person fell on it with a "plop", rolling left and right, and even the quilt turned into a cocoon, wrapped tightly!

"I'll go, Lao Cheng, you bastard! Give me something, I occupy such a big bed by myself, and I am not afraid of strangulation? Liu Hong basically didn't want this quilt, but when he saw Cheng Biting Jin eating alone, he immediately didn't want to, and walked over and grabbed a corner and pulled it hard!

Cheng Biting Jin was pulled and slid on the ground like a big worm, but he just didn't let go: "Don't give it!" I got it first! There's also a mattress over there, why don't you go and get those? ”

"Those are too thin, Lao Tzu is optimistic about your bed!"

"Phew! Lao Tzu won't give it yet, look at the feet! ”

"Oops, donkey kicks? Fuck your uncle! Brothers, come up and grab it together! ”

Seeing that this group of bears can make the whole cell smoke and dust billowing for a quilt or a disgusting quilt.

Xiao Han was speechless, carefully dodging an ugly boot, covering his mouth and nose and retreating again and again!

The fists and feet are not long-sighted, in case this is accidentally injured, it is really not a joke.

"Master Hou, Master Hou, you seem to have come out......"

The cell head who sent the futon looked at Xiao Han who was standing outside the cell door with him with black lines.

Xindao: This master doesn't treat himself as an outsider too much, right? Anyway, this is also a prison in Chang'an County, not Yihong Courtyard in Chang'an County! Why did he say it and come out?

"I see! It's okay, I won't run, I'll be in in a minute! ”

However, Xiao Han didn't care about this, glanced at the cell head with a black face, and casually threw out two gold leaves: "If you're thirsty, go get me some water, it should be clean, the kind that boils, don't be cold!" ”

If you want to say what is the best in this world, then don't ask, it must be money!

The cell head, who was still crying and mourning, saw the two golden leaves of the golden, orange and orange, and the face was like a trick, and the sun was shining in an instant!

"Okay! Six sons? Go, get water for Hou Ye, ask for boiling water, brush the cup three times, and serve it after it is scalded!

Old horse, old horse! Are you dead? If you don't die, hurry up to the door and let the wind go.

And you, go and move my stool to Master Hou! Phew, why don't you have any eyesight, how do I usually teach you! ”

After a period of people turning over on their backs, Xiao Han finally sat comfortably on the Taishi chair under the service of a group of people, crossed Erlang's legs, and drank tea......

If you don't look at the dim environment around you, you probably wouldn't have imagined that this is the treatment of inmates.

"Master Hou, it's getting dark outside, what do you want to eat at night?" When he said this, the flattery on the cell leader's face almost overflowed!

Who is the Hou Ye in front of you? This is obviously a fairy, or a god of wealth, a fart is extraordinary!

One shot is two gold leaves! I used to be in this prison, even if I died all those poor ghosts, I couldn't earn so much in a year......

"What to eat?" Putting down the teacup leisurely, Xiao Han tilted his head and thought about it, and suddenly asked: "Let's not talk about the food for the time being, let me ask you first, Your Majesty just locked us up here, did you say that no one is allowed to visit?" ”

"Nope! This is absolutely nothing! ”

When the cell boss heard Xiao Han ask about this, he immediately shook his head like a husky.

"Your Majesty was also angry today, and when the anger subsided, he would definitely let you go, how could you really be treated as a prisoner!"

"Oh, so?" Xiao Han nodded slowly, and then glanced at Cheng Biting Jin and the others who had slept in the prison and said in a low voice:

"That's it, you don't need to eat anything, the main thing is that I can't get used to your bedding! In this way, you go to the East Market, find a shop called "Cold Moon Xuan", report my name, and ask them to send more quilts. ”

"It's a ...... people send things in."

I wanted to say that you are in prison or on vacation, and the cell boss just had a trace of hesitation on his face, and suddenly felt that his palms sank again, and when he looked down, the golden light almost blinded his dog eyes......

"Whew! No problem! Hou Ye, wait a minute, we are close to Dongshi! Half an hour, no, a stick of incense, I'll send you a message! ”

Holding the gold leaf in his hand tightly, the red-eyed cell head plucked the onion on dry land and jumped up, and after throwing down such a sentence, the whole person hurried out!

It seems that the saying that money can make ghosts grind is indeed a universal truth.

Prisons have not been a good place since ancient times.

Looking at his own room, known as the largest and best cell in the entire Chang'an County prison, Xiao Han only sighed.

Is this also called the best? Even their firewood house is not as good as that, and in this period of effort, several huge rats have run through the root of the wall.

There was also the most daring one, who actually came to Luo Wen's head and sniffed for a long time, and finally ran away after Xiao Han took a clod of soil.

Liu Hongji and Cheng Yanjin looked really sleepy.

That's right, I tossed around at Xiao Han's house last night, and today I did such an energy-consuming "beneficial activity", no matter how lively a person is, he should be tired.

Sitting on a chair on errands, Xiao Han, whose eyelids were heavy, also began to nap for a while, and as a result, just as he was about to fall asleep, the outside cell door suddenly opened.

(Some people say that gold and silver were not used as currency in circulation during the Sui and Tang dynasties, and this is true.)

But that doesn't stop them from being worth a lot at the time! Although you can't spend it directly, you can't go to the pawnshop, but you can also exchange it for copper coins. ）