Chapter 148: Flat Sand and Falling Geese
Towering noble buttocks, flat sand and falling geese.
In full view of everyone, Zhu Ping'an lay on the soft couch, pouting his injured buttocks in this shameful posture, and was carried by Liu Dadao and they left from the noon gate square, Li Shu gently and carefully helped Zhu Ping'an wipe his hands and face, and asked Qin'er to place a few mosquito repellent sachets on the soft couch to prevent mosquitoes and flies from being attracted by blood and harassing Zhu Ping'an's injured buttocks.
"Master Zhu, go back and recuperate."
"I can't imagine that Lord Xiao Zhu is young, but he has such a loyal and upright spirit, he is really a model for us, after today, Lord Xiao Zhu will be famous inside and outside the court, famous all over the world."
"Master Xiao Zhu go slowly, recuperate, and I'll visit you another day."
When Zhu Ping'an was carried away, several officials came to express their condolences to Zhu Ping'an, and their words revealed the meaning of friendship.
"Thank you, thank you...... Where, where...... It's an honor to ......" Zhu Ping'an had to maintain a shameful posture and lie on the soft couch to cope.
How do you feel that after beating the court staff, I feel as if I have returned from a medal and honor, no wonder there are many officials in history who think of ways to get the court staff, Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth speechlessly. But please hurry up, this posture is embarrassing.
"These people are really blind, don't you see that my aunt is injured, one by one endlessly......" The little girl of the bun puffed out her cheeks and stared at the side, like an angry hamster.
"Yes." Qin'er also feels the same way.
Fortunately, these officials also had some eyes, of course, they may have been stared at by the paintings, in short, after a while, these condolences officials left with interest.
Tap tap ...... Watch out for the steps, you stupid ......"
On the way Liu Dadao and the others carried the soft couch out of the Wumen Square, the little girl with the bun was careful and nervous, and the sound of fuss never stopped.
Before Li Shu came, someone had already invited a good doctor, that was the retired imperial doctor Zhang Taiyi, Zhang Taiyi and Linhuai Hou Mansion have an old relationship, usually Linhuai Hou Mansion has any incurable diseases will go to invite this Zhang Taiyi. At this time, Imperial Doctor Zhang was waiting outside the noon gate square.
The noon gate is the place where the state holds major ceremonies, with distinctive political colors, after beating the court cane, it is not possible to be treated on the spot at the noon gate, which is disrespectful to the royal family, and can only go out of the noon gate square to receive treatment.
"Uncle Zhang, hurry up and ......"
Li Shu helped him from outside the square, no, it was more appropriate to use the word "drag", and dragged Dr. Zhang, who was in his seventies, to come over to see Zhu Ping'an's injury.
Imperial Doctor Zhang is over seventy, his hair, eyebrows and beard are white, but he is in good spirits, with crane hair and a childish face, and he does not look like an old man in his seventies at all.
"Five girls, slow down, let me take a breath." Imperial Doctor Zhang was out of breath by Li Shu, and he couldn't take a breath if he wanted to.
Li Shu's little ears moved, as if she hadn't heard, she continued to drag Imperial Doctor Zhang forward, dragged Imperial Doctor Zhang to Zhu Ping'an's soft couch in one go, anxiously snatched the medicine box on the medicine boy behind him, stuffed it to Imperial Doctor Zhang, and urged Imperial Doctor Zhang to treat Zhu Ping'an's injuries.
"You girl really killed me...... Imperial Doctor Zhang smiled bitterly and took the medicine box.
"Sister Li is also concerned about the chaos, if you are offended, please forgive the old doctor." Zhu Ping'an lay on the soft couch and bowed to Imperial Doctor Zhang.
"Don't be polite to me, Li Shu, this girl I grew up watching, don't say it's not offended, it's offended, I have to forgive me." Brother Zhu, Sister Li, you little couple......" Imperial Doctor Zhang stroked his beard and smiled, looking at Li Shu's eyes full of the pampering of the elders, Li Shu was grown up by him, in his eyes he was like his granddaughter, seeing Li Shu and Zhu Ping'an's little love and happiness, he was happy in his heart.
"Uncle Zhang, when is it, you are still in the mood to make fun of us, you should hurry up and show Brother Zhu's injury." Li Shu was half shy and half anxious, stomping on her little foot and urging Imperial Doctor Zhang to hurry up and see Zhu Ping'an's injury.
"Good, good, good." Imperial Physician Zhang smiled and took out medicinal wine, bamboo knife, pulse pillow and a set of golden needles from the medicine box, and began to check Zhu Ping'an's injuries.
After checking the trauma, Imperial Physician Zhang put the pulse pillow under Zhu Ping'an's wrist, put his finger on the artery of Zhu Ping'an's wrist, and began to diagnose the pulse.
"Uncle Zhang, is Brother Zhu seriously injured?" Li Shu asked with concern on the side, and before Imperial Doctor Zhang could speak, he then said, "I know that you always have a treasured thousand-year-old mountain ginseng, and at this time, you can't hide your secrets." ”
When Imperial Physician Zhang heard Li Shu's idea of beating his precious thousand-year-old ginseng, he quickly put down Zhu Ping'an's arm, looked up at Li Shu, shook his head and said, "No, no, if my precious ginseng is given to this kid, it will be wasted." ”
What the?
Is the thousand-year-old ginseng wasted for my uncle?
Why is it wasted if you give it to your uncle, unless your uncle hurts it......
As soon as the little girl with the bun heard the words of Imperial Doctor Zhang, she was like a thunderbolt, and her brain circuit was peculiar, and she suddenly thought of the worst ending, and the baby's fat face was frightened in an instant, and the tears the size of beans were conceived from the eye sockets in an instant, and the bones were swirling in the eye sockets, and they were about to flow out.
However, she is the only one with brain circuits like Baozi Little Maiden Hua'er, and Li Shu and Qin'er don't have such brain circuits as Hua'er. After listening to Imperial Doctor Zhang's words, they all breathed a sigh of relief, the injury did not need a thousand-year-old ginseng, which meant that Zhu Ping'an's injury was not very serious.
"What's the waste? What nonsense are you talking about! My brother Zhu's use of your old ginseng is a blessing from the old ginseng cultivated for thousands of years. Li Shu pursed her lips dissatisfied.
"Why don't you waste it, this kid will be alive in less than half a month, where can I use my thousand-year-old ginseng, my baby is going to save his life." Doctor Zhang's head shook like a rattle.
Ha?
In less than half a month, my uncle will be able to jump around?!
The little girl with the bun had just burst out of her tears when she heard Taiyi Zhang's words, and in an instant, her little face burst into laughter, and the snot bubbles came out, and the disgusted Qin'er rolled her eyes.
Hearing that Imperial Physician Zhang said that Zhu Ping'an would be alive and kicking in less than half a month, Li Shu finally showed a smiling face, but he still puffed out his cheeks and said to Imperial Physician Zhang, "Stingy, I have a lot of eyebrows and beards, and I am still so stingy." Isn't it just a thousand-year-old mountain ginseng, and it is like a baby, catch up, see if I don't find a basket of thousand-year-old wild ginseng, see if you are greedy. ”
"Hehe, return a basket, you should be a thousand-year-old wild ginseng is a radish white ginseng. Even if it's one, it depends on luck. Imperial Physician Zhang stroked his beard and smiled.
"Okay, Uncle Zhang, hurry up and treat Brother Zhu's injuries." Li Shu urged, "When Brother Zhu recovers, I will steal the jar of good wine that my father treasured and give it to you." ”
"Okay, okay, with your words, within ten days, the old man will promise to return you a lively Brother Zhu." Imperial Physician Zhang said with a smile.
"Really?" Li Shu's eyes lit up.
"That's still false. This court cane is very exquisite, looking at the flesh and blood flying and hurting very seriously, in fact, it only hurts the surface inches, there is no obstacle inside, no hindrance to the muscles and bones, and no internal injuries, plus there is an old man to shoot, ten days is enough. Imperial Physician Zhang stroked his beard and explained with a smile.