Everyone wondered, what does it have to do with the third son if you hit the donkey and the donkey hit the stall?

At this time, when the porter heard that the cook was going to compensate in full, he was immediately overjoyed, and he thought that he would definitely have a lawsuit this time, but he didn't expect to be able to be private!

And although Hu Shang only got half of the money, it can be regarded as recovering the capital! You must know that when the donkey hit the stall at that time, Hu Shang had the heart to die.

These two people are a porter and a cook, and it doesn't look like they can afford to buy glass, although in the end they can guarantee that they will not lose, but they can't afford to lose!

Besides, this is the Tang Dynasty, and the Tang people's yamen is directed to the Tang people, and Hu Shang reported the case, and it is reasonable to reduce three points.

At this time, the porter dragged the cook and didn't let go: "This man, you see that although this is a donkey you beat and hit the stall, it is my donkey after all, and even if I go bankrupt, I may not be able to pay for the things you asked me to pack!"

This Lang, you are really responsible, I can't afford anything else, let's have a long table shop, please have a meal, and listen to the commentary by the way!

You must know that the ancestor of this commentary is Cheng Jialang, although Cheng Jialang went to Jiangnan to become an official, but this commentary has been handed down! ”

When the cook heard that it was actually made by Cheng Dudu, of course he had to go and see it!

At this time, someone next to him spoke: "Ermao donkey, you are really good enough to pick the door, although people account for the majority of this wrong thing, but the money to pay Hu Shang is all paid by others."

How many long-table restaurants do you want to eat? Can you still do it? What's wrong with bullying outsiders? ”

At this time, the porter spoke: "What's the matter?" My second donkey is also a foreigner, and I just took out a loan to buy a new house, if I don't save money, when will I be able to pay it off?

I don't want to pick the door, but how can I be rich if I don't pick the door? Go, go, go, go! A bunch of things that don't pay for watching a show! ”

At this time, Hu Shang had already finished his stall and ran away!

The second donkey asked the cook: "We know each other today, I don't know where this Langjun is from?" My name is Mao Er, because I drove the donkey as a porter, so I called them two donkeys! ”

The cook clenched his fists: "My hometown is the Shanyue clan in Quanzhou, my name is Zhang Wu, and this time I followed Cheng Dudu's father to give a banquet to the emperor!" The money that was just lost to Hu Shang was the emperor's bounty!

Ay! I wanted to open a small shop, but I ended up going in! ”

"Wow! Have you actually met the emperor? ”

The cook stood up proudly: "That's right, the emperor and his old man still praise my dishes for being delicious!" It's just that the things in this imperial dining room are not so suitable, and there are not too many dishes!

Originally, I thought that the emperor's kitchen would have to ask for hundreds of pots and a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas, but it turned out that there were not so many at all! In the words of our Cheng Dudu, what is it called?

Oh, by the way, simple and thrifty! A good emperor who is simple and thrifty! After speaking, he nodded emphatically!

At this time, everyone next to him nodded together, indeed, the reputation of the Tang Dynasty housekeeper has been good in recent years, especially Li Chengqian's repair of houses one by one.

This would not be the end of the matter if it was put in the future generations and not let people sue the central government, but at that time it was two different things! Although Li Chengqian has been making money, all these accounts go to the bank.

And the bank Chang'an is here Du Ruhui is in charge, when Du Ruhui knew where this thing was profitable, he immediately changed the personnel who collected and sent money!

The money is issued to one person, and the collection of money is in charge of Du Rui, the son of the Du family. So all everyone heard was how much money the prince gave out, and they didn't know that Li Chengqian was making money!

plus Sun Simiao, who is sitting in the medical hall......

So now Li Chengqian's status as the crown prince is as stable as Mount Tai, as long as he does not die, almost no one can shake his position.

If Li Er said that the prince would be changed, it is estimated that the people of Manchang'an would not be willing!

As for Li Erfei's reputation, it is even more not! In recent years, the residents near Chang'an have lived well, which is obvious to all!

And wherever this bank opens, the people will be happy, green and yellow seedlings loan, let the people kneel and shout Qingtian!

It can be said that where there is a bank, there is a trivial bank clerk who can say a word that is more effective than the persuasion of the villagers for half a day.

So when the cook said that the emperor's kitchen was simple, everyone nodded as if they had seen it!

At this time, the second donkey shouted: "Oops! Doesn't that mean that the few gold coins just now were rewarded by the emperor? ”

It wasn't until this time that everyone regretted it, and they knew that they had exchanged those gold coins like this!

The cook waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it!" The governor of my family has said that if you are wrong, you must admit your mistakes, and if you are beaten, you must stand up straight! ”

At this time, a good person asked, "You always say that you are all governors, you are all governors, which one are you all governors?"

The cook straightened his waist: "Our governor is the eldest son of the Duke of Lu Guo, the eldest son-in-law of His Majesty, the Marquis Cheng Hong of Chang'an!"

"Oh! It turned out to be the God of Wealth! ”

"Yes, yes, I heard that Quanzhou City has changed a lot now, and some people say that it is very prosperous! Are you sure? ”

The cook happily praised his hometown: "That's that, Quanzhou City was not good!" I've heard that there are a few small grass houses!

It's different now, the walls are seven feet and seven feet high! The whole city was designed by Li Daochang, and I heard that it is called Gossip Xuanwu City!

Let's put it this way, it takes at least two hours to get from east to west! Every day, the carriage from the port to Quanzhou City can fill the road of 20 zhang! ……”

Everyone was surprised, the commoners heard the novelty, the businessmen heard the business opportunity, and then everyone walked to the longtable shop!

The second donkey finally stopped picking the door once, not only ordered a few side dishes and pastries, but also sold a pot of turbid wine!

There were also people who listened to the chef talk about Quanzhou and were fascinated, so they walked in, sat next to them and listened!

At this time, someone asked, "The cook, why did you hit the butt of the two donkeys?"

Everyone was also curiously waiting for the cook's answer!

The cook shook his head: "Hey! To say that these three sons are a loser......"

The cook said it again, and everyone laughed, is there such a reason? It's too, which one of these reincarnated sons has been your third son, hasn't he poured blood mold for eight lifetimes?

Forget it, don't talk about you loser, this thing is useless except to make people laugh!

Compared with Quanzhou, everyone still likes to listen to the things of the one in the palace, so you should tell me how you got the reward!

Cook Zhang Wu drank a little wine here and began to laugh......

At this moment, Li Junxian in the palace also stood in front of Li Er: "Your Majesty, the matter has been clarified, and the eunuch who received the offerings thought that the crocodile jerky was too bad, so it was all sealed."

I went to take a look at it just now, and the earlier ones had already accumulated dust, and there were insects and rats biting me, and I thought it would be impossible to enter!

And the new one has just arrived for two days, but it's okay, I'm afraid that something is wrong, so I took it to Sun Zhenren to check it! ”

"Isn't there a letter from Cheng Hong that came with the crocodile?"

"Yes! I heard that the letters were all withheld by the queen's decree, and some were taken away by the eldest princess, as for the letter describing the crocodile, the minister didn't know! ”

If you want to say that there is a story about this queen's letter, Cheng Hong, as a later generation, does not understand the format of the current letter at all, and he can still write a few love poems at the beginning, but there is always a time when this stock is emptied!

Cheng Hong can only write in the format of love letters in later generations, but unfortunately, he was seen by Empress Changsun, and Empress Changsun was furious and ordered that as long as there were letters sent by Cheng Hong to the harem, they would be destroyed on the spot......

It is estimated that this letter will be destroyed in this confusion!

At this time, Li Junxian wanted to speak and stopped, and after Li Er saw it, he asked, "Is there anything else?"

Li Junxian shook his head: "It's nothing, but there is a joke!"

Li Er was surprised, this Li Junxian looked cold-faced, and he actually told a joke? So he asked: "Even Li Qing is on his lips, I want to hear it, what kind of joke is it?"

Li Junxian arched his hand: "Your Majesty, the cook Zhang Wu you rewarded just now, the reward is gone!"

"Gone? Didn't you, the head of the guard, rob it? Li Er laughed and joked with Li Junxian.

Li Junxian knelt on one knee: "The minister doesn't dare!"

Li Er waved his hand: "It's very boring, let's go on!"

Li Junxian continued: "The cook went to the West Market, and while walking, he thought about how to spend the money, and the small common family was nothing more than marrying a wife and having children.

The cook wanted the unborn eldest son to be a carpenter and the second son to be a mason, but the third son couldn't think of what to do with the third son!

So the cook decided that the third son was a loser and wanted to beat, this hit the porter's donkey buttocks, and the donkey hit Hu Shang's stall, and the stall smashed a few glass jars, just to pay people a hundred times!

The cook looked up to the sky and sighed, these three sons are really a loser, everyone was puzzled, and they couldn't stop laughing when they asked the reason!

Wu Hou asked him about the origin of his money, and the cook mentioned it, and His Majesty rewarded him, and said that His Majesty's kitchen was simple, and he was simple and thrifty! Everyone nodded in agreement! ”

"Hahahaha! The third son is a loser? This cook! Forget it, for the sake of his responsibility, you go and send him 200 yuan, and say: The third son is not a loser! Go ahead! ”

"Hahaha, loser!"

Li Er laughed and walked away! I guess I shared it with whom!

Li Junxian was in a cold sweat, and secretly said confused!

At this time, Li Er walked around a corridor and walked through a large hall, stopped smiling, and muttered to himself: "Li Junxian, Li Junxian, I thought you could hold on for a while before jumping out!" Who the hell are you?

The prince's, or my third son? Haven't you seen enough of this royal blood? ”