"What? Your Majesty, does he know? Xiao Han screamed, and he almost jumped up at that time!

He himself had always thought that this thing was done so seamlessly that no one would notice it! Could it be that there is a black state of suing with a mouth?

As soon as Li Shimin saw Xiao Han's eyes rolling, he knew what he was thinking.

Funny and angry, he said to him: "What do you think?!" Those ministers are not as filthy as you think! Who cares what you're doing? It's just that you really think that when my father and emperor were in power, those eunuchs and Jin Wuwei were standing there as decorations? Don't you know that their role is to maintain order for their father, and to observe everyone's reactions? ”

"Didn't they stand there as decorations?" As soon as Xiao Han heard Li Shimin's explanation, he immediately slapped his head and shouted miscalculation!

Especially the last time he asked the Jin Wuwei who was standing behind him to block the sunlight shining in for him, and now that he thinks about it, he finally knows why the guard has an expression like swallowing a fly!

"Hahaha......"

Chai Shao and Pingyang first looked at each other, and then pointed at Xiao Han and laughed: It turns out that this kid has never known the almost open secrets in this officialdom!

Xiao Han's face was red and white, covering his face, as if he suddenly remembered something, he suddenly raised his head and asked Li Shimin: "Hey?" No, I'm not the only one who sleeps in the last court, that old man, he always sleeps! ”

Li Shimin hugged his stomach, tears were about to come out, and said to him intermittently: "You... You're talking about autumn blessings, right?! Haha, you're really going to find someone to compare? How old is he? People over sixty do not exceed the norm! He doesn't talk about sleeping, even if he sleepwalks, his father won't care about him! Think about it, who else but him went up to sleep? ”

"Uh......" Xiao Han was speechless, and after thinking about it carefully, he really didn't seem to find that there were other people sleeping, every time they slept in a mess, and they were not called until they were called up.

"Hey, whatever! Anyway, I've been caught, it's a big deal, I won't sleep next time! ”

Xiao Han is open-minded, anyway, the emperor didn't beat him like this! didn't cut his official position, he got by!

Princess Pingyang covered her mouth and smiled very happily, this was the first time she had found someone so funny! When others go to court, they can't wait for themselves to have four ears, and every word the emperor says must be carefully speculated! I'm afraid I'll miss a thing!

How can there be such a thing, the court is just to make up for sleep! However, this also proves from the side that Xiao Han is really a capable person, so that her father does not dare to punish if he regards the rules as nothing!

"Xiao Hou, you are really a strange person!"

Xiao Han bared his big white teeth: "Xiao Hou doesn't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Princess, you are still the same as Brother Chai, just call me Xiao Han! What kind of strange person am I? I have long heard that the princess does not let the princess shave her eyebrows, you are the strange person! ”

"Strange people?"

"Strange people!"

"Hahaha......"

Seeing that these two people actually boasted to each other in public, the jealous Chai Shao was not happy, slapped Xiao Han on the head, and said angrily: "Boy! Lao Tzu didn't bring Pingyang to listen to your boasting! I put aside beforehand and go! Hurry up and go back and get two dishes first! I didn't eat in the morning, so I'm waiting for you! I told Pingyang that the food you cook is hard to find in the world! Don't fool Ang! ”

Xiao Han was smiling happily, almost biting his tongue off with a slap, touching his head and saying dissatisfiedly: "It hurts!" Brother Chai, can't you start next time? ”

"Hey, hey, get used to it, get used to it......"

Looking at Chai Shao's indifferent look, Xiao Han could only sigh, he couldn't be angry with this kind of person, he was angry with himself, and he was still like no one.

The rabbit couldn't be gnawed, so it was rewarded to Lao Song, Xiao Han got up and patted his buttocks, which led people home.

When I entered the door, I didn't go to the living room, but went straight to the kitchen! Li Shimin and Chai Shao in the back were even more familiar with the road and followed!

Princess Pingyang was a little hesitant at first, but was later pulled by Chai Shao to the kitchen.

The fat chef in Xiao Han's family is even fatter now, he used to look like a person, but now from a distance, it is a small Roshan, so that every time Xiao Han sees him, he is always afraid that one day he will get stuck on the kitchen door and not be able to take it off, so that he can lose weight, and he always pushes back and stops, which makes people angry when they look at it!

No, watching him leisurely swaying on the recliner in the kitchen, he didn't get angry, and kicked it over!

"Get up! There's a guest at home! Go get some good food! Then cut the boiled pork head meat for me! ”

The poor fat chef was half-asleep, and suddenly he was kicked, and his little eyes opened with a brush!

Just as he was about to get angry, he saw that it was Xiao Han standing in front of him, and his chubby face at that time was like a Sichuan opera, and he immediately changed from angry to flattering.

Jumping up from the recliner, his chubby body was extremely flexible, and he nodded at Xiao Han and said, "Master Hou? How did you get here? Do you have an apron and want to cook it yourself? The little one gives you a hand? ”

Xiao Han impatiently tied his apron, and walked to the board and said, "Nonsense! Hurry up! ”

The facial features on the fat chef's smiling face were crowded together, and he hurriedly tied the apron that could be used as a bed sheet for himself: "Okay! Master Hou, you haven't shown your hand for a long time......"

Xiao Han and the fat chef were busy in the kitchen, and the other cooks were all thrown out, and Chai Shao, Li Shimin, and Princess Pingyang were chatting on the edge of the door frame, waiting for the food to come out! Things that seem unbelievable to outsiders are so natural here!

Xiao Han thinks that he should cook for his brother, Chai Shao and Li Shimin are even more at ease, only Princess Pingyang is not used to it, a dignified prince, why do you want to do this cheap business?

However, when the meal was served, Princess Pingyang immediately put this problem behind her, and it was really eye-opening for her that such a simple ingredient could be made so delicious.

A table full of dishes, she only tentatively picked a chopstick, and a pair of eyes immediately lit up! The chopsticks never stopped! The wine next to it doesn't move!

"How? This kid cooks well! I said that if he went out to open a restaurant, he would definitely make a lot of money! ”

After the five flavors of the dish, Chai Shao proudly showed off to his wife between his teeth, and was a little embarrassed when he saw that his wife didn't care about him, and pointed to the little pig's head meat left on the plate, and said to Xiao Han: "Ahem, this new dish is good!" Your sister-in-law loves to eat too! Catch up with Ming and copy a copy of the recipe, no eyes, don't you give it if you don't want it? ”

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such a shameless one, and it's not even counted if I've eaten it, even the recipe has peeped in! If it were someone else, Xiao Han would really want to paste a plate on his bear face!

However, for Chai Shao and them, Xiao Han didn't dare to do this, so he could only say angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat!" Can't you fiddle with yourself? ”

"No, I want to be able to fiddle, what do you want?"

"You ......"

"What you are, what I ...... me"

Chai Shao and Xiao Han were arguing, and Li Shimin was diligent in distributing vegetables for the eldest sister, and told her from time to time the composition of the raw materials of these dishes and Xiao Han's so-called nutrients.

After tasting all the dishes, Princess Pingyang took a sip of water, and then while picking out her favorite dishes, she seemed to inadvertently say to Li Shimin: "Erlang, it seems that you are doing well here, no wonder you don't go back to Chang'an." ”

Li Shimin diligently filled the water for the eldest sister and put down the kettle, and then said: "Sister, I rarely relax for a few days, and there is nothing big about it, so I am not in a hurry to go back, just treat it as a play and do a full set!" ”

Princess Pingyang nodded, and said to Li Shimin: "Actually, I came this time, and I also have news to tell you, a few days ago, news came from Jinyang, Liu Wuzhou and the Turks seem to have signed an agreement and are ready to go south!" ”