Chapter 380: Kitchen Turmoil

I like such a simple guy as a big cow the most! Of course, being honest doesn't mean being stupid.

In fact, in many cases, a simple person is much more shrewd than the so-called "smart person" who jumps up and down.

But unfortunately, many people don't understand this truth. Everyone is blindly touting smart people and wanting to be smart people! But when all the dust settles, it is estimated that these people will suddenly find that it is the inconspicuous guy who has the last laugh, as for the smart person......

Hey, whether it's really smart or fake smart doesn't need outsiders to comment.

Enthusiastically pulled up the big cow and patted his sturdy body vigorously, Xiao Han couldn't help but sigh again: What a good shield to block arrows, why did you become a doctor? Obviously as strong as a cow, but lying in front of the desk, pinching the brush with carrot-thick fingers to prescribe medicine, this picture feels a little strange no matter how you think about it.

Shaking his head and throwing out this strange thought, Xiao Han casually told Xiaodong and Stunned to prepare a meal quickly, and they need to entertain guests well today!

Because of the simple location, except for the kitchen, the house here is only for living, and there is no special restaurant, so Xiao Han took the two of them directly to his room.

"Let's go, come all the way from Hanzhong, we must be hungry, let's go and sit in the house, the food will come soon!" It's not me bragging, our family's food is famous in Chang'an! Hahahaha..."Xiao Han enthusiastically led the way in front, the more he looked at these two people, the happier he became, the mood of meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country is simply appropriate here!

Listening to Xiao Han's boasting, Sun Simiao smiled, and then said politely: "There is a lot of work, I and other cultivators, there is no need to be extravagant, just one meal and one porridge." ”

Xiao Han waved his hand again and again: "Haha, how can I do it, the Taoist chief has to ...... Ga! ”

Halfway through the words, he suddenly stopped making a sound, because Xiao Han suddenly remembered a very important thing! Sun Simiao behind him seems to be a Taoist priest... blames his identity as a miracle doctor so famous that people unconsciously forget his other identity.

"Bad! If this is according to the usual situation, all the big fish and big meat will be on the table! Is this a slap in the face of Sun Simiao or a slap in the face?! ”

Suddenly thinking of this, Xiao Han's face immediately became red and white! But fortunately, his head turned quickly, and he hurriedly hugged his stomach and said bitterly: "Oh, I'm sorry for Daochang Sun!" I suddenly had some stomach aches! It's my room in front of you, you go and wait a while, I'll come when I go!" ”

After that, without waiting for Sun Simiao to talk to Da Niu, Xiao Han ran out as if he had fled.

Twisting and turning here in the wooden house, and finally ran to the kitchen, Xiao Han stomped up the steps, raised his foot and kicked the door open!

Inside, the fat cook, Xiaodong, and the stunned man each had a piece of meat in their mouths, and looked at Xiao Han at the door dumbfounded.

"Hou... Master Hou, why are you here? I, I, I'm here to taste the food salty or not! Right, stunned? The fat cook saw Xiao Han panting at the door, and the spatula almost fell into the pot, and it took a long time for Zhiwu to come up with such a reason that was almost improvised.

"That's right! It's a taste of saltiness! Well, it must be like that! ”

Stunned with a big mouth, just saw Xiao Han, swallowed the meat in one bite, but at this time he didn't panic, and he could cooperate with the fat cook! It's just poor Xiaodong, his mouth is not big, but the piece of meat in his mouth is not small, he can't swallow it at this time, and it's not easy to spit it out, so he choked and rolled his eyes.

"Okay, you three, I said that the recent meals have shrunk seriously, and you, you haven't eaten all day and haven't lost much meat, so it's all here to make up!" Xiao Han was so angry by the scene in front of him that he forgot what he was doing! These bastards, they don't bring themselves when they steal food! Hey, no, this girl is stealing herself!

This time I was even more angry, there was a broom standing at the door, and I copied it easily! Before the filming could be continued, Xiaodong and the stunned man hid behind the fat cook, and with his figure, there was still room to block these two people.

"Slow, slow, Master Hou!" Both of them used themselves as shields without righteousness, but they couldn't hide, and the fat cook could only hold a spatula pitifully and scream in his face!

"If you have any last words, say it quickly!" Xiao Han copied the broom and approached with a cruel smile.

"The little one was caught by you today, and he has nothing to say, but Doctor Sun is still waiting for Master Hou to entertain you. Or, will you allow us to serve Doctor Sun first, and then you will punish him? The fat chef wiped the sweat on his forehead and carefully discussed Xiao Han.

Stealing food is nothing, what cook doesn't steal food? Isn't it just like the old saying: no one can starve a cook if they are hungry? For the sake of today's plan, first fool the present, and then it will be easy to say anything in the future!

"Divine Doctor Sun? Ah! I'm by you! Quick, get out of the way! Suddenly hearing the fat cook talking about Sun Simiao, Xiao Han suddenly woke up, slapped his head heavily, and quickly dropped the broom and ran to the stove to watch his fried dishes.

Vegetable? This line! Artemisia chrysanthemum, not bad, eggs, uh, can be considered vegetarian...... But what's the matter with these red, fat sweet and sour pork ribs?

"Who else do you know to entertain? Are you going to take this to Daoist Sun to eat? Xiao Han pointed to the ribs, and his voice was like a chicken with its neck pinched. Fortunately, I came to see for myself, and these bastards really didn't let themselves worry at all!

The fat cook looked at the ribs along Xiao Han's hand, thinking that something strange was mixed in them, but he didn't see anything when he looked left and right, so he could only say carefully: "Yes, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

Hearing this answer, Xiao Han's nose was almost crooked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think?" Sun Daochang is a Taoist priest, do you understand Taoist priest? Can't eat meat, you know no! ”

"I know..."Now not only the fat cook was puzzled, but even Xiaodong and the stunned man poked their heads out stupidly to look at Xiao Han, not knowing what hysteria he was having.

"Know? Do you know what to do with this? Xiao Han had Venus shining in front of him, and he felt that he was about to die here today.

"This isn't meat either..."Looking at Xiao Han's shaky appearance, the look of doubt in the fat cook's eyes was even better.

"Not meat?" When Xiao Han heard him say this, he barely breathed a sigh of relief, and came to the front of the ribs to look hard, but how do you see that this is also meat! But just in case, Xiao Han grabbed another piece and took a bite...

"Ah, I'm so angry, dare to tease me, let you see my Messy Wind Breaking Knife Technique today!"

"Ah, help. I can't help it, I can't help it! ”

In the kitchen, there was a roar of rage! Then, the kitchen door was knocked open with a "bang", and the fat cook's fat body rushed out of it with great flexibility, and behind him, the red-eyed Xiao Han waved two kitchen knives and rushed out......

"What, what's going on?" Outside the kitchen, Da Niu and Sun Simiao looked at each other, and couldn't figure out which one they were doing!

The two of them came with Xiao Han, Xiao Han said in front of the miracle doctor that his stomach hurt, how could they not come and take a look? But Xiao Han ran too fast, and they were just delayed, so that when they came here, they happened to see Xiao Han chasing and killing the cook.