"Water, thirsty! Where did all the people die? ”

When I woke up, I didn't open my eyes, and I felt like my throat was about to crack! Reaching out to grab the kettle, but unexpectedly grabbed a void, Xiao Han remembered that he was not in his own house now.

"Master Hou, are you awake?"

As soon as he finished scolding, Xiaodong's voice immediately came from his side. Immediately after, a cool thing came to Xiao Han's mouth.

Grabbing the cup next to his mouth, he greedily swallowed the white water inside, and the glass of water was all in his stomach, and Xiao Han breathed a sigh of relief.

"Crazy you guys? I don't know how to feed me some water! I want to murder! After opening his eyes and glancing at Xiaodong, Xiao Han scolded weakly.

"Hey! You drank a whole pot last night, and you spared half a cold melon......"

Xiaodong was scolded for his grievances, in order to serve Xiao Han last night, he didn't sleep a night long. This guy will ask for water and melons for a while, but he is busy with himself.

"Oh? Can I drink so much? Tilting his head to look at the empty pot on the bedside, and a watermelon with only the skin of the melon, Xiao Han patted his head in annoyance.

"Where's the watermelon seeds? Is it put away? Let's keep it and grow it ourselves! ”

Xiao Dong took out a cloth bag from his arms and carefully showed it to Xiao Han: "It's all here!" I picked them up one by one and put them away. ”

"That's good! Who picked this melon? How many did you pick? ”

"Feng County ordered to pick one, just pick one, and say that the others are not ripe yet, and when they are cooked, they will be sent to you."

"Uncooked?! Didn't this bastard say he didn't know raw cooked? Old man, and deceitful! ”

Gritted his teeth and scolded Lao Feng, Xiao Han felt that the feeling of drowsiness in his brain gradually disappeared, this kind of self-brewed rice wine did not have the headache of steaming wine after being drunk, but only a little dizzy.

"Hey, what time is it?" Xiao Han sat on the bed, holding his head and asked Xiaodong.

"It's just past the hour." Somehow, Xiao Dong's face was very strange from the beginning, and a pair of eyes still glanced at Xiao Han from time to time.

"What are you looking at?" Xiao Han also noticed the strangeness of Xiaodong, and his legs moved unconsciously......

A second later, a terrible cry suddenly sounded! Xiao Han jumped up on the bed, pointed to a pool of water stains in the quilt and shouted in horror: "Xiaodong! What's going on! ”

Xiaodong covered his face and coughed: "Ahem, this is... I, I've sprinkled water on your bed! Well! It must be so! ”

Xiao Han's eyes widened, he looked at Xiaodong stupidly, then at the quilt, and finally at his pants, and suddenly: "My God...... Xiaodong, why are you so careless! Take them out and wash them, you take them out yourself, you must throw them in the water and come back!! Got it?! ”

"Hear it, rest assured, you will never let others see it!"

"Why don't you go yet?!"

Standing at the head of the bed menacingly, watching Xiao Dong run out of the door with the futon in his arms, Xiao Han immediately collapsed on the bed like a deflated ball.

It's over, there's no face to see people now! It turns out that drinking too much water and dreaming of finding a toilet is not the most terrible. The scariest thing is that you found the toilet in your dream!

Looking at his pants again, Xiao Han wanted to cry without tears!

A marquis, a marquis! Even wetting the bed, this is simply a big joke in the world! If it is known by other countries, it will not even have face with Datang.

Find a sheet and wrap it around your waist, wait until Xiaodong comes back, and ask if anyone will see it again. Xiao Han hurriedly went down to take a cold shower and confirmed that all the evidence of the crime was eliminated before he dared to go out.

The pants didn't dry, and the pants that were put on directly always felt a little leaky...... And it's a little sad that my hair is wet and sticks to my neck.

Although the long hair left after coming to Datang is handsome, it is too troublesome to wash. I don't have a hair dryer to dry it, so now I can only run around.

In the front hall, several people dressed in county uniforms were chatting happily together, but Lao Feng, who was sitting on the main seat, seemed to have swallowed a fly! These bastards, the grass stalk tea that Lao Tzu gave you can't get rid of you!

"Lao Feng, Lao Feng, come out! Explain to me about the cold melon! ”

With a roar of rage, the door to the antechamber was kicked open! The figures of Xiao Han and Xiaodong appeared outside the door.

"Xiao... Marquis Xiao? ”

The people in the room were taken aback, and they all turned their heads to look at Xiao Han.

"Well, how can there be outsiders? And so much? ”

At this time, Xiao Han was also dumbfounded! He didn't expect that there would be so many people in the house, and they were all officials!

"Master Hou, are you drunk? Your hair? Lao Feng stood up, pointed at Xiao Han and asked strangely.

"Haha, the weather is hot, take a shower and take a refreshing shower." Xiao Han looked at Lao Feng, immediately reacted, and revealed the matter with a haha. Then he looked at a few people in the room and asked, "Haven't you seen a few?" ”

Speaking of these people, Lao Feng immediately pursed his lips and did not introduce them. On the contrary, several people bowed their hands and saluted: "Master Hou, the lower officials are all from the surrounding counties, and they toasted with you last night......

"Toast?"

can't mention this, as soon as he mentioned this, Xiao Han remembered the quilt!

Touching his nose in disguise, Xiao Han said embarrassedly: "Oh, haha, this way, I almost forgot!" Ay? What are you all doing here? ”

"Master Hou, you promised us last night to go to us to see the land. By the way, you won't forget about some seeds, right? Hearing Xiao Han's question, a chubby middle-aged man with a mustache hurriedly asked.

"I said that?" Xiao Han glanced at these people in wonder, why didn't he have any impression at all?

Lao Feng took a step forward, coughed twice and took over the words: "Marquis Xiao just said to take a look!" I'm not sure about Ang, Lord Lu, don't change the concept! ”

"Hey, Lao Feng! What you said is not right, when Hou Ye said this, everyone heard it clearly! Xiao Houye is a well-known young man, a spit and a nail! How can they be like you? Isn't it a few adults! ”

The guy with the mustache is not good at first glance, and he even fights with words. not only refuted Lao Feng, but also bypassed Xiao Han by the way! As for the others, they must be with him, and at the moment they just have to nod their heads like pugs.

Looking at this group of shameless people, Lao Feng was so angry that his chest was rising and falling violently! Pointing at the eight-character beard, he said angrily: "Old Lu! You have to save some face when you are a man! Xiao Hou is a guest I invited, and the seeds are also what I have worked so hard to get! Isn't it too much for you to want to intervene like this? ”

Bazihu didn't care about Lao Feng's accusations, and said with a smile: "That's not what I said, I asked Hou Ye for seeds not for myself, but for the people's affairs!" What's not too much about that? But well, Lao Feng, you have contributed to this matter, and we know it! So last time, we discussed the piece of land that we fought for in several counties, and this time it's all for you! How's that, satisfied! ”

"Hmph, that's originally from our county!" Old Feng snorted coldly. Although he said this, his tone softened, and he finally had a smile on his face.

Seeing that Lao Feng was leveled, Hu Lao Lu turned his head and smiled and saluted Xiao Han, who was watching the play on the side, and then said: "Master Hou, don't be surprised, a few of us are usually like this!" Or? Visiting our county this afternoon? We are very close to here, and so that the Hou Ye can know: our county is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and there are all kinds of wild game! ”