I don't know when it started.

Whenever a brother who goes out returns to Chang'an, he almost always goes to Xiao Han's house for a big meal first.

So knowing that there would definitely be hungry customers coming to the door today, Xiao Han had already arranged for the manpower to start preparing.

The Chang'an Mansion, which had been silent for a long time, was re-swept by Steward Lu under the command of Steward Lu early in the morning, and even the word Xiao Fu on the top of the gate was also polished and brightened.

As for the back kitchen, the fat cook and others were even more busy for a day before they could sort out a charter.

On the side of the short pavilion, after a brief greeting, Li Jiancheng continued to lead the army to the Baqiao military camp next to Chang'an.

The army left, Xiao Han naturally didn't have to stay, climbed into the carriage and returned to Chang'an's home, just wanted to rest on the stove, Cheng Yanjin's loud voice came from the door:

"Open the door! We're here, you're closing the door, don't you want us to enter? The ...... who eats alone will be struck by lightning"

"I'm going, why did you come so soon?"

Suddenly hearing Cheng Biting Jin's voice, Xiao Han got up from the chair with a cleverness, and hurriedly called Steward Lu outside to open the door.

The door was slowly opened by Steward Lu.

Before the courtyard door was fully opened, Cheng Biting Jin, Xu Shiji, and Duan Zhixuan outside rushed in with a large number of people wearing armor......

Looking at this formation, those who know that they are here to eat, and those who don't know probably think they are here to raid their homes......

"You... Why did you come so soon? I was thinking that it would take an hour or two! ”

Seeing that these people had arrived, Xiao Han immediately walked quickly towards them, and at the same time did not forget to explain why he didn't greet them.

"Hahaha...... I didn't expect to come so quickly! Tell you, this is my old Cheng's idea! ”

Cheng Yanjin looked at the brothers around him, laughed proudly, and looked like Lao Tzu was a wise man, which made people want to spit on his face.

"You, your idea?" Looking at Cheng Biting Jin, whose muscles were obviously more developed than his head, Xiao Han frowned, a little unconvinced.

Knowing that he was suspected, Cheng Biting Jin glared at a pair of bull's eyes and said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's me!" If you don't believe it, ask Uncle Bao! Shubao? Uncle Bao, where did you die? Quick, tell Xiao Han whose idea is it that we can escape? ”

I don't know that Qin Shubao, who was summoned from that Xuan, his face turned a little green, and he glared at the demon king of the mixed world angrily, and he said with some embarrassment: "Ahem, don't talk about this, anyway, we all asked for leave, not to run away." ”

However, what Qin Shubao didn't expect was that Xiao Han didn't have the idea of giving up at all, and still broke the casserole and asked to the end.

"So how the hell did you take the leave?" Xiao Han asked persistently.

"Go and ask Cheng to bite the gold!" Qin Shubao was annoyed and angry......

"What the hell is the idea?" Xiao Han was really curious in his heart, and he didn't care about Qin Shubao's stinky face, he grabbed Cheng Biting Jin's arm and asked, "Hurry up and say it and I'll listen to it, maybe I'll use it in the future!" ”

"Use it! Absolutely! ”

Cheng Yanjin is not as silent as Qin Shubao at all, but the boss with a grinning mouth makes people worry about whether his head will be split into two halves because of this mouth.

Holding Xiao Han's shoulders, Cheng Biting Jin mysteriously lowered his voice and said: "This method is very simple, I'll teach you Ang!" In the future, if you encounter this situation, you will say that you have diarrhea, the kind that can't be pulled, and you will be allowed to take a vacation! ”

"Diarrhea? Don't tell me, so many of you are taking leave with this idea? ”

Hearing this "good idea", Xiao Han's eyes widened for a moment, no less than Cheng Yanjin.

He really couldn't believe it, for such a mentally retarded reason, then Li Jiancheng could believe it?

"That's right, we all said so, and he also let us come to Chang'an to see a doctor, and he didn't even talk nonsense!"

Speaking of this, Cheng Yanjin is still proud, for him, it doesn't matter what reason he finds!

What matters is whether this reason works well or not, and it has been proven that this reason works!

"You cow ......" Xiao Han wiped his face heavily, and asked angrily: "Then let me ask again, has our Royal Highness the Crown Prince been kicked in the head by a donkey today?" ”

"Kicked in the head by a donkey?" Cheng Yanjin scratched his head and said, "How is that possible, there are not many donkeys in the barracks!" Who's okay to go around it? However, it's true that the prince fell from his horse today......"

"Falling from a horse? Why did you drop your head? Fell silly? Xiao Han continued to ask.

Cheng Yanjin replied with some pity: "That's not true, the sycophant named Xue Wanche next to him used as a human cushion for him, but he didn't fall him!" Hey, I should have stretched out my leg to trip that bastard at that time, and then let him rush to offer his courtesy......"

"Didn't drop your head? And he also believes in this reason? Xiao Han ignored Cheng Biting Jin's nonsense, but instead pointed to his head, then pointed at Cheng Biting Jin, and finally made an explosive gesture, as if asking the three of us whose head is broken?

Cheng Yanjin didn't know if he understood Xiao Han's gestures, raised his big hand and waved, and said nonchalantly: "Believe!" Why don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, let him go to the hut with us to check it out for himself? ”

Well, this answer is very Cheng Cheng and shameless!

Even Xiao Han had to stretch out his thumb at this moment, he believed that Cheng Cheng would bite the gold to do it!

In the face of Xiao Han's appreciation, Cheng Yanjin smiled, didn't stand stupidly, stretched out his hand to hug Xiao Han, and walked to the backyard kitchen without turning his feet.

I haven't eaten anything all day today, and my stomach has already turned upside down, so I have to find something to eat quickly.

For Xiao Han's house, Cheng Yanjin is too familiar with them, especially for the wine cellar and kitchen, which are even more familiar than Xiao Han, and they will not be wrong with their eyes closed.

After a few efforts, the people led by Cheng Yanjin came to the kitchen.

As for the eight big characters posted on the kitchen door: The kitchen is heavy, and idlers are exempt from entering, it doesn't mean anything to these people at all!

Cheng Yanjin didn't even have the mood to glance at the words, so he pushed the door directly and entered.

Then, what the devils do when they enter the village, they will be like that......

Uh-huh? Is this a pickled cucumber? Yes, the green ones are chewy at first glance! Take a bite and crunch! It's just a little salty.

Is this jar filled with dried fish? Take a bite!

The taste is good, fragrant and sweet, when you leave, you must take two carts with you, and go home to eat slowly!

Hey? What's that red thing on the table? Persimmon? And persimmons at this time? Astringent?

A group of robbers suddenly poured into the spacious kitchen, and there were still robbers who wanted to taste everything when they saw it, which made the people of the Xiao Mansion who were cooking immediately confused, and they didn't know what to do when they were there.

"Big brothers, grandpa! Go out first, stay here any longer, and we'll all be eaten up......"

In the kitchen, the fat cook cried and begged for mercy to everyone, the chef is not good these days, God knows when people like to arch into the kitchen! Don't they all say that gentlemen are far away from cooking?