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Wang Jiaping, Lin Yanchao, Zhu Geng, and Huang Fengxiang were chatting about farewell.

It is said that since Lin Yanchao became an official, he has served in the three yamen of the Review Hall, Wenyuan Pavilion, and the Lecturer Duty Room.

Huang Fengxiang and Lin Yanchao have a hometown friendship, and the two had the most contacts when they were in the Hanlin Academy.

Zhu Geng was born in Shaoxing Mansion, and he is also from Zhejiang, and he is also from Zhejiang, and Fujian Tixue Tao Kindergarten, both have in-laws.

As for Tao Youxue, Shang Weizheng has a very close relationship with Lin Yanchao, and Lin Yanchao is also a protégé of Tao Youxue. In addition, Zhu Geng is sleek in accidents, and Lin Yanchao gets along with him very well.

As for Wang Jiaping, as a minister second only to Lin Yanchao among the Japanese officials, he is valued by the Son of Heaven. But Wang Jiaping's favorite thing to discuss with Lin Yanchao in the official duty all day long is......

Everyone chatted happily, and Wang Jiaping also laughed and joked with Lin Yanchao: "Zong Hai hasn't been worth it for a long time, but it seems that he has separated from us." ”

Lin Yanchao immediately said: "Where, even if I don't remember anything else, I still often talk about Uncle Zhong's various jokes." ”

Speaking of this, Zhu Geng and Huang Fengxiang both laughed.

Wang Jiaping smiled and pinched his beard and said, "Oh, is it? That being the case, we haven't talked about it for a long time, come on, let's not hide our secrets, let's talk about one each. After speaking, Wang Jiaping got up and closed the door of the official duty, as if he knew that this kind of impact was not very good.

Huang Fengxiang immediately shirked and said, "This ...... I've never been very good at it, so let's listen to the three brothers! ”

Wang Jiaping shook his head and said, "It's just that you're not interesting." ”

Huang Fengxiang smiled and drank a cup of tea to show his reparation.

Wang Jiaping said: "Since this is the case, Brother Shaoqin, please please!" ”

Zhu Geng was a little embarrassed, and hesitated for a while: "It's okay, then I'll throw bricks and lead the jade." ”

"Speak quickly, speak quickly!"

Zhu Geng said: "I'm old, I can't remember it, let the old man take a look, and there is a ...... The three Xiucai went to a prostitute's house to talk about drinking, and the inner Xiucai asked: What is the rule of the brother?

Yixiu replied that he had passed the "Book of Songs".

This Xiucai asked another Xiucai, and this Xiucai replied that he had passed the "Book of Books".

This Xiucai then jokingly asked the prostitute: What is your passage?

The prostitute said: The concubine has menstruation. ”

Hearing Zhu Geng say this, Wang Jiaping, Lin Yanchao, and the three of them all laughed hehehehe.

Zhu Geng continued: "Several Xiucai are all laughing, prostitutes said, the ranking minister is laughing at me, you Xiucai and I all came out of this red door. ”

The school is also known as the red gate, and the red gate is also the vermilion lacquer gate.

Everyone understood instantly, and they all laughed, but Wang Jiaping waved his hand and said: "This old joke is like chewing old donkey skin, it is tasteless and old, and it is not funny at all." ”

Zhu Gengfu laughed twice, and said to Wang Jiaping: "Ashamed, ashamed, the old man has these private goods in his stomach, just say one about your future life." ”

Then everyone looked at Lin Yanchao.

Lin Yanchao smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll just tell a joke recorded in the history books." ”

Everyone was surprised when they heard it: "Why do history books also contain jokes?" What is it? ”

Lin Yanchao replied mysteriously: "Warring States Policy! ”

"There is also a paragraph in such a serious history book as the Warring States Policy?" Huang Fengxiang, Zhu Geng, and Wang Jiaping were all stunned and said, "Then we have to listen to it." ”

So Lin Yanchao said: "The Warring States Policy is loaded, the state of Chu besieged Han Yong's in May, Han Ling's envoy asked for help from Qin, Qin refused, and Han envoy told King Qin that his lips were dead and his teeth were cold. When the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan heard this, she said to the Han envoy that the concubine was the king in advance, and the first king was a concubine with his hip, and the concubine was not tired; Put all on top of his concubine, and the concubine is heavy, why not?"

The three people present were all laughing, what did Empress Dowager Xuan mean by this, she said that at night he slept with the first king, and the first king pressed one leg on her, she felt so uncomfortable, and she couldn't sleep well all night. But the first king's whole person pressed on the concubine, but the concubine didn't feel heavy, why is this?

Huang Fengxiang said with a smile: "The queen mother of a country spits foul language, and the Han envoy must be surprised." ”

Wang Jiaping and Zhu Geng said together: "Don't interrupt, and then." ”

Lin Yanchao continued: "The Queen Mother replied, because this is beneficial to the concubines (I feel cool), now Zuohan, there are not many soldiers, and there is not much food, so it is not enough to save Han." The husband saves Han's danger, and he spends a lot of money every day, and he must not make the concubine less profitable. ”

The implication of this is that at the moment, you want my Qin State to save South Korea, and to send troops to rescue, and spend a lot of money every day, just like a leg on your body, of course I feel tired, even if this is the case, do you South Korea take out some benefits to give me Qin State, so that I feel advantageous? ”

After listening to this, the three of them admired Lin Yanchao's erudition and said: "This remark is entertaining. ”

Lin Yanchao is also laughing, the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan is a strange woman, and she will be the heroine of a popular monthly biography in later generations.

In the end, Wang Jiaping said in the finale: "There is a move where people and prostitutes are watching a play in the wing. Half-loud prostitutes want to be indulged, and it is dark outside, and they are beautiful concubines, and they are afraid of being molested, so it is better to be here. ”

Lin Yanchao and the three of them laughed.

(High energy ahead...... ）

"The prostitute agreed, acted on the spot, raised people suddenly, and reached out to stroke his lower body while it was dark."

The three continued to laugh without saying a word.

"Then someone suddenly touched something and exclaimed, you are a man?"

This divine turn made the three of them speechless in shock.

Wang Jiaping smiled and said: "The prostitute said in a low voice, I just wanted to drown, but now I want to think about it." ”

After speaking, Lin Yanchao and the three of them shouted, Wang Jiaping's joke is really too tasteful.

Duwang Jiaping laughed and watched the three of them react with satisfaction. Lin Yanchao thought to himself that he really deserved to be the author of the suspected 'Golden Bottle Plum' in history.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door and said, "Is Lin Zhongyun there?" ”

After the door opened, Lu Zhongshu entered, and then informed Lin Yanchao of participating in the court meeting.

Hearing the word court meeting, Lin Yanchao couldn't help but be surprised in his heart, I could actually participate in the court meeting.

You must know that the Ming Dynasty discussed politics from high to low, which were court discussions, court discussions, and ministerial discussions.

Imperial Meeting: The emperor personally came to discuss the political meeting with the ministers, and decided on major national affairs at the court meeting, which was also the national council that lasted from the Qin Dynasty to the early Ming Dynasty. However, by the late Ming Dynasty, the court discussion was a mere formality.

The ministry is to call a courtier for each matter, and the ministry is still in charge of the matter, and even the langzhong, the outsider, and the chief minister are present, and sometimes several ministries and courts are also designated. The level of the ministry is relatively low, and the presiding officer is also the secretary of the ministry, and after the meeting, the secretary of the ministry will lead the performance on the matters discussed.

Finally, there was the court meeting, in which the emperor participated in the early stage of the court meeting, but the emperor did not interfere in the later period, and all of them were handed over to the courtiers for discussion. The result of the assembly will be reported to the Son of Heaven for the Son of Heaven to decide.

The level of deliberation of the court council is above the ministerial council, and the participants are uncertain, and the scope of the ministry is not limited, and the courtiers will be specially designated to participate in the assembly before the court meeting. The emperor generally does not object to the decision of the court, and the approval rate is 90 percent.

Therefore, the court council has replaced the court council and has become the highest meeting of the civil and auxiliary government of the Ming Dynasty, which means that according to legend, a seat can decide national affairs and the fate of countless people in the world.

The one that can be compared with the court discussion is the court push.

Therefore, when he heard Lu Zhongshu say that the imperial court designated him to participate in the court meeting, Lin Yanchao's surprise in his heart was indescribable. Because of his qualifications, he is obviously not enough, and he is not a minister of the ministry, as a minister, he is not qualified to dictate the affairs of the court.

When Lu Zhongshu said that the Ministry of Rites was playing, Lin Yanchao suddenly realized that it was the matter of 'culture and education'.

So Lin Yanchao came to Wenyuan Pavilion with Lu Zhongshu. After a while, Lin Yanchao saw Zhang Siwei.

After a few months, Zhang Siwei became more and more gloomy.

There are three scholars in the cabinet, each with a different one.

When the officials saw Zhang Juzheng, they were so frightened that they trembled and did not dare to answer. When he saw Shen Shixing, he felt amiable, like a generous elder.

As for Zhang Siwei, officials are not easy to say in private.

As far as Lin Yanchao looked, he felt a little feminine. This feminine is not a derogatory term, but I just think that this pavilion elder is a little different.

One is that he is not afraid of the heat, in the past, when Lin Yanchao was on duty in the cabinet, it was in the scorching heat.

The officials all took off their official uniforms and worked shirtless, but Zhang Siwei was different, the official clothes on his body were meticulously dressed, neat and tidy, and he worked in the official room of Wenyuan Pavilion and sat all afternoon.

The second is that he is not easy to get close to, and he ignores ordinary officials, and it is rare to see him smile.

The third is talent, and he has worked under Zhang Siwei. Lin Yanchao knows Zhang Siwei's ability to handle things, although Zhang Juzheng did not give him power, but no matter how big or small things are through Zhang Siwei's hands, they are all in order, and his ability is obvious to all in Wenyuan Pavilion, and there is even a feeling of 'Zhiduo is almost demonic'.

Therefore, if Zhang Juzheng retires and Zhang Siwei takes over as the first assistant, Lin Yanchao does not dare to say whether the reform of the law can continue, but at least the cabinet under the chairmanship of Zhang Siwei can have a smooth transition, and the situation will not be chaotic.

Lin Yanchao couldn't help but sigh, none of the three scholars who had been mixed from Hanlin to the university scholars step by step were fuel-efficient lamps.

Seeing Lin Yanchao, Zhang Siwei put down his pen and smiled: "Zong Hai is here!" ”

Regardless of his character, when Lin Yanchao served under Zhang Siwei, he also benefited a lot from him.

Therefore, Lin Yanchao said respectfully: "The waiter has seen the middle hall. ”

"Sit," Zhang Siwei nodded, and then said to the door: "Serve tea." ”

Lin Yanchao thanked him and sat down.

After the cabinet official exited the door, Zhang Siwei took a document and handed it to Lin Yanchao, and then said: "This is the unveiling post issued by the court meeting tomorrow, you can take a look at it first." ”

The court meeting is different from the ministerial meeting, and the court discussion is generally on a case-by-case basis, and the court appoints officials to discuss it. Officials attending the court meeting will receive a poster with a summary of the matters discussed in the court. According to the rules, after reading the contents of the post, the officials participating in the court meeting are not allowed to discuss the contents of the unveiling with other officials, so as to avoid collusion with the officials in advance.

However, the rules of the court meeting are not so strict now, and sending the disclosure post will also allow you to have a preparation before the court meeting, so as not to be in a hurry when you get it.

After Lin Yanchao read it, it was the matter of 'revitalizing culture and education' that he advocated after the publication of his deeds, but he did not expect it to be put on the agenda of the court.