Chapter 1397: Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense
Zhu Ping'an was unarmed, and the sentence "I will give you a fortune" miraculously calmed the angry soldiers wielding their blades, and the flesh shield soldiers opened their mouths in astonishment as if they had seen a miracle.
Zhu Ping'an smiled and arched his hand to the few rebels in front of him, and said politely, "A few brothers will help me move this table forward ten meters, and I will stand on it and speak, so that more brothers can hear it." ”
Well, if you throw yourself into the net and ask to go deep into our rebellion, how can we refuse?
A few rebels nodded happily and moved a table back more than ten meters away, which was already deep in the chaos soldiers.
Zhu Ping'an followed, calmly walked into the chaos, every step he took, the open space behind him was filled with the chaos, and when he walked to the table, Zhu Ping'an was already surrounded by a vast number of rebels.
"Thank you, brothers." Zhu Ping'an smiled and thanked him, and then climbed onto the table with his hands and feet.
Zhu Ping'an was like a green pine, standing steadily on the table, the breeze blowing, his clothes fluttering, and the sun sprinkled on him, covered with a layer of golden light, as if the gods descended to earth.
"Brother Wang, is it up to the dog officer to say it there?! What if someone else is fooled by him? ”
Among the rebels, a rebel gathered in front of a small flag and said with a little nervousness.
"Flicker?! Hehe, even if the dog official has a lotus tongue and a lotus, it is useless, Huang Shilang has been killed, there is no turning back when he opens the bow, and the others can only follow us to the dark on the road of rebellion. Xiao Qi tugged at the corners of his mouth disdainfully, and then lowered his head and said to the rebel, "In addition, we are still some distance away from the little dog officer, and the whip is beyond the reach of the whip, if we behave too much, it is easy to arouse the suspicion of others, but it will be counterproductive." Tell others not to act rashly! ”
"Yes, that's what Brother Wang said." The rebel nodded, then bent over to contact the others.
In the group of rebels, there is an undercurrent.
Zhu Ping'an stood on the table, smiled, waved his hands in each of the four directions, east, west, north and south, and said loudly: "Brothers of the Zhenwu Battalion, this official will make a simple self-introduction before speaking. ”
"Dog officer, if you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart!" There was a loud noise and scolding from the rebels.
Seeing this, Xiaoqi surnamed Wang and others couldn't help grinning, the little dog officer knew that it was powerful, and he wanted to appease the rebellious soldiers, it was really a fantasy.
Zhu Ping'an was scolded by the rebels, the smile on his face did not diminish at all, and he continued to say loudly, "Okay, I'll make a long story short, this official Zhu Ping'an, last year's champion of Enke, is now signed by the Prosecutor's Department for the punishment of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and the official position is five products, assisting in the criminal name of a province and the matter of impeachment, shouldering the responsibility of rectifying the military equipment and raising the duties of the militia, and is trusted by the saint, and gives the official the right to fold the secret, and the official's secret fold can be directly handed over to the saint." ”
"Puppy tube, can you speak human language?!"
"What do you mean?! Suppress us with officials?! ”
"Can you have a fart and let it go?!"
After listening to Zhu Ping'an's introduction, the rebels were a little confused, and suddenly there was another noisy and scolding.
"To put it simply, this official has the right to impeach all officials in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Southern Zhili, and this official has the right to make promises to you, and this official can directly fold and play to the saints. To put it more simply, the official's words are not fart! ”
Zhu Ping'an still had a smile on his face.
"Okay, even if your words aren't farting, then what do you want to say?! Hurry up! Don't waste everyone's time! ”
"Come on, don't miss the time of reincarnation."
Although the rebels below were still in a lot of noise, the scolding was obviously much less than before.
Zhu Ping'an squinted his eyes and nodded, then stretched out three fingers to the rebels, and Lang Sheng said, "This official mainly says three things. The first thing, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good and bad luck, Huang Shilang Huang came to Zhenwu Camp to inspect the military situation, unfortunately fell off his horse and died. He fell from his horse and died, and it has nothing to do with you, and this official will tell the Holy God according to the truth, and will not condemn you for the crime of killing the court officials, let alone slander you for the crime of rebellion. ”
Yes?!
What the?!
My ears, I didn't hear what the puppy officer said just now, did I hear it wrong?! The dog officer Huang Shilang was obviously hacked to death by us, why did the little dog officer say that he fell from a horse and died, and it has nothing to do with us?!
After Zhu Ping'an's words, the chaotic soldiers below were suddenly stunned and dumbfounded, with a slumped expression on their faces!
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this little dog officer was kicked in the head by a donkey, he actually said that Huang Shilang fell from his horse and died?!"
"This little dog official is really talking nonsense with his eyes open, and he is still talking seriously......"
There was a burst of noise and laughter.
However, there are exceptions, when Xiaoqi and others surnamed Wang and others from the chaotic crowd heard Zhu Ping'an's words, they did not laugh, on the contrary, their faces changed from a relaxed sneer at the beginning to serious and nervous.
The reason why they were able to agitate the Zhenwu battalion up and down so smoothly to the point of rebellion is that in addition to the above cutting the silver, canceling the wife and food, and arrears of military salaries, Huang Shilang's death is the key catalyst.
This little dog officer said that Huang Shilang fell from his horse and died, and it had nothing to do with the Zhenwu Battalion, he was shaking the morale of the army......
"Yes, don't doubt your ears, Huang Shilang just fell from his horse and died, and it has nothing to do with you! Wei Guogong, Linhuai Marquis and He Zhenshou also came to the same conclusion, and later, we will jointly issue an official notice to announce it to the world! The official will also fold the secret to the saint and explain the matter! You didn't kill the court officials, let alone rebel, so you have to cherish yourself and don't make mistakes! ”
Zhu Ping'an stood on the table, glanced at the rebels with burning eyes, and repeated loudly again, emphasizing.
This time, the lively-headed rebel understood Zhu Ping'an's meaning, thought for a while, lowered his head and whispered to the people around him.
For a while, some of the rebels' hearts were fluctuating, and some of the rebels quietly put down their weapons that were being held high.
Zhu Ping'an glanced at the rebels, took the reaction of the rebels into his eyes, cleared his throat, and spoke again, this time his voice was much harsher, with a tone of reprimand, and said sternly, "What are you still doing in a daze, don't hurry up and put down Lord Huang's body, don't commit the crime of insulting the body of the imperial court!" ”
Several rebels holding flagpoles hanging Huang Shilang's body were reprimanded by Zhu Ping'an, and subconsciously hurriedly lowered the flagpole.
Poof!
Huang Shilang's body fell to the ground, splashing a layer of dust.
Poor, but, deserved!
Huang Shilang died by himself, and the Zhenwu camp evolved from mutiny to rebellion, and he had an unshirkable responsibility, which can be said to be difficult to atone for his mistakes. However, after all, the dead are the greatest. Zhu Ping'an sighed, and was about to open his mouth to command the meat shield soldiers to collect Huang Shilang's body.
At this moment, I heard a shout from the group of rebels, "Brothers, don't be deceived by the dog officer!" ”