Chapter 151: If you have money, you can be an uncle
"It's all said that you don't understand, go quickly, go quickly." Brother Gongzi was too lazy to talk nonsense with a teenager here, urging Liangchen to leave quickly.
"I said it, I understand." Being denied in other things, the good minister laughed it off, and being denied in this kind of thing is intolerable.
"What do you think you know?" Brother Childe was amused.
Liangchen said calmly: "You want to have fun, but you're embarrassed to enter." ”
"Look, I said you don't understand, but you pretend to understand." Brother Childe laughed, shook his head and said, "It's not that I'm embarrassed to have fun." ”
Liangchen was stunned: "Then what are you doing here?" ”
Brother Gongzi raised his eyebrows: "Do I look like a ghost worshipping person?" ”
Liangchen stared for a moment, nodded and said, "Like." ”
Why do you say like? Because this boy looks handsome and extraordinary, but there is a faint indescribable temperament that makes Liangchen feel similar, or makes him feel close.
In this world, what kind of temperament will make Liangchen feel close?
Brother Gongzi was obviously choked, and glanced at Liangchen angrily: "Do you know who I am?" ”
"You're a man who wants to have fun but is too embarrassed to get in." The corners of Liangchen's mouth grinned, and he gave the other party a "I understand" look. As for who the other party is, does it have anything to do with him?
Everyone just met in the water.
Brother Gongzi was speechless, he didn't want to admit this fact, but it was the truth.
He's really embarrassed to enter.
Seeing him like this, Liangchen felt the need to enlighten him, so he stepped forward and said, "This brother, do you know what is the most attractive thing in this world?" ”
"Woman." Brother Gongzi didn't think about it, so he blurted out the answer.
Liangchen's eyes lit up, and the two sides reached a consensus on this point, which is conducive to further discussion.
That's good, that's good.
"Women have three solutions, one solution can be obtained, two solutions cannot be obtained, and three solutions cannot be seen." Liangchen put on a picture of a passerby.
Brother Gongzi was stunned when he heard this, these three explanations sounded so mysterious, half loud, comprehended, and snorted: "You directly said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as stealing?" ”
"That's how you want to understand it." Liangchen nodded, he liked this kind of smart person, and he could see through it at all.
"Does this have anything to do with me?" Seeing the guy who was a few years younger than himself pretending to be there, Brother Childe felt funny.
"Yes."
"What's the relationship?"
"You are going through the second stage of your life, and a concubine is not as good as a prostitute." Liangchen pointed to the green building with the door open: "In this building, the difference between entering and not entering is big. ”
"What's the difference?" Brother Gongzi also looked towards Qinglou, but he didn't feel any difference.
Liangchen said softly: "Go in, you will find it, but that's it." However, if you don't go in, it makes your heart itch, and you can't wait to fly in and find out. If my guess is correct, you just wanted to go further and enjoy the itchy taste. This taste is endlessly useful. ”
Hearing this, Brother Gongzi crooked his mouth and looked at Wei Liangchen: "You seem to be very experienced?" ”
Of course, Liangchen is from experience, and in his previous life, his favorite thing to do was to walk in the alleys of the suburbs late at night, feeling the enthusiasm of strangers for him. The itchiness and impulsiveness, and even an indescribable sense of pleasure, are never experienced by those who have never experienced it.
"No, no, it's just that I walk too much at night. Life is like a journey, and walking on the road is the most beautiful moment. Liangchen chuckled, and prepared to leave, but he brushed off his clothes and went away, hiding his merit and fame.
The boy smiled and said, "I didn't expect you kid to be this kind of person, it's really insulting to the scholar Sven." ”
"I'm not a reader." Liangchen stopped, and now he hated it most than anything when others treated him as a scholar.
Brother Gongzi was stunned: "Aren't you a student of the government exam?" ”
"Yes." Liangchen doesn't deny it, he can't deny it, who let him wear the clothes of a Confucian boy.
"That's terrible." Brother Childe really wants to laugh.
"I'm here for the exam, but I'm not a reader." Liangchen said with a serious face: "Taking the exam has nothing to do with whether you are a scholar or not. ”
“……”
Brother Gongzi was speechless, it seemed that what the other party said was also reasonable. However, there seems to be something wrong. For a while, I didn't know how to refute the other party.
"Alright, I still have something to do, so I'll go first. My brother has been watching here for a long time, and if it were me, I would have gone in early. No matter how good it tastes, you have to get it. "Liangchen is really leaving, other people's business is someone else's business after all, he still has his own business.
"Reasonable." Brother Gongzi nodded slightly, but grabbed Liangchen and asked him, "Then do you dare to enter?" ”
Liangchen didn't think about it, and blurted out: "What don't you dare." ”
"Oh?" Brother Gongzi smiled: "Then you please first!" ”
Liangchen was stunned and shook his head: "I have something to do now." ”
"I'm in for a treat." Brother Gongzi looked at Liangchen with a sincere face.
"Brother Tai is really hospitable."
Liangchen felt that it was a little tricky, and this one was going to pull him into the water to strengthen his courage.
"To go or not to go, give me a clear word." Brother Gongzi looked at Wei Liangchen with interest.
Liangchen gritted his teeth: "It's rare for my brother to break the bank, and it would be disrespectful for me to do it." ”
"Please!"
"Please!"
"You're leaving!"
"Why don't you leave?"
"Together?"
"Yes."
When the two of them came to the outside of the Qinglou, the good minister was about to go in, anyway, someone had a treat, and it was a fool not to take advantage of it. found that this boy had stopped there, and he was very hesitant.
"Don't tell me, you're really the first time?" Liangchen doesn't believe this guy.
Brother Childe said "um".
Liangchen smiled: "You think I believe you?" ”
"Believe it or not, it's my first time." Brother Gongzi frowned, looking distressed: "My family is strictly controlled, and I am afraid that I will cause trouble for the family, so..."
So what, Brother Gongzi didn't say it, but Liangchen understood. With some sympathy, he patted the brother who was a few years older than him, and then dragged him into the Qinglou.
The turtle slave at the door saw that it was a Confucian boy who came, he was stunned, hesitating whether to greet him, and when he saw the Chinese costume boy behind the Confucian boy, he didn't hesitate anymore and happily greeted him.
"Do you have a good relationship?"
Brother Childe squeaked, and his face was a little red. Liangchen was thick-skinned and waved his hand: "No, the first time you came, you called us two young and beautiful." ”
After speaking, he glanced at Brother Gongzi, and Brother Gongzi understood, touched a piece of silver and threw it to the turtle slave.
I am afraid that this piece of silver will weigh a little, Rao is good minister is not short of money now, and I also feel that this boy is too generous.
But it's not his money that is spent left and right, so he doesn't need to feel distressed.
After getting the silver, the turtle slave smiled, knowing that the rich owner was coming, he hurriedly welcomed the two to the second floor and opened a box.
After a while, two girls were called.
Liangchen swept his eyes, one ring was fat and one swallow was thin, and they were all good. He had no opinion and asked Brother Gongzi.
Brother Gongzi said, "Let's first... Let's eat something first. ”
Liangchen thinks it's okay, it's rare to come to such a tall place, so it's easy to warm up first and integrate into the environment. So he asked the turtle slave to buy a table of food.
At this point, it was almost time for lunch, and the Qinglou had its own kitchen, and soon, a table of good dishes was served.
Liangchen saw that Brother Gongzi didn't ask about the price of this table of dishes, and he also had a score in his heart. This guy must be a rich second generation.
"Come, have a drink with my brother." Liangchen is ripe, hugging the plump one to his side, and pushing the slender one to the son.
It's all here, the money is spent, and it's still serious, so I can't live with the silver, and I can't live with myself.
Walking on the street, someone invited someone to go to the green building, such a good thing, but after this village, there is no store.
Liangchen felt that his luck was about to burst.
Brother Gongzi didn't have any opinion on the distribution of good ministers, smiled and asked the girl to pour wine for the two.
After a few glasses of wine, this is considered a warm-up.
The two girls are also enthusiastic, full of youthful atmosphere, coaxing the two of them.
Brother Gongzi completely let go and began to pick up the oil. Liangchen was not idle, and touched the ring fat with disgust.
After another glass of wine, Liangchen casually asked the son: "I don't know what my brother does." ”
"Hmm... I don't do anything. Brother Gongzi vaguely went over and poured wine for Liangchen.
This is for fear that I will show my mouth here, it seems that this guy is from a big family in the city.
Liangchen didn't ask again, and patted his fat buttocks: "I don't know what the girl's name is." ”
"My name is Rejoice, Willow Rejoice." Huan Fei pinched Liangchen's little hand and threw him a wink.
"Rejoice?" Liangchen wiped his saliva with the handkerchief on the table, and said beautiful words casually, "No wonder, it turned out to be a famous top-brand Piaorou girl in the house, and today's Xiaosheng is really fortunate for three lives." ”
"Okay, don't be cold, don't be cold, Piaorou's life is hard, it's not a top brand, you are laughing at others." Huan Fei pouted his little mouth, which was very moving.
"It's not easy to be the top brand, just package it and publicize it." Liangchen laughed.
"What packaging, propaganda?" The boy on the side heard these two terms and felt very fresh.
"Packaging is to dress people up from the inside out, and to publicize it is to pay people to recite it." Liangchen said simply, in order to describe it more vividly, he asked Brother Gongzi: "Brother, do you know the Oiran of Qinhuai River?" ”
Brother Gongzi nodded: "Yes." ”
"Those oirans, if no one packages them, no one promotes them, who do you think will recognize them? … This person, regardless of the three religions and nine streams, no matter what background, as long as he is willing to spend money and vigorously publicize, it will not take a year and a half to know the world. At that time, he became famous, and he had a lot of money. ”
Brother Gongzi understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "I understand what you say, that is, to ask celebrities to make a name for them, and spend money to write poems and print books for them." ”
"That's one thing, but it's not very useful, and the most important thing is publicity."
Liangchen put down the wine glass, pinched the fat face, turned his face to Brother Gongzi and said: "Promote this thing, if you get it right, the good can become bad, and the bad can become good." But this thing is not as simple as throwing money, there are many big truths in it, and there are many methods, so I won't talk about this with my brother. Anyway, it's not like you can be an uncle if you have money... Come, let's have another drink, brother. ”