Chapter 1303: Contrived

This time, it's dead......

The demon girl Ruonan felt that after Zhu Ping'an's words, time and space were still, and the air in the camp was filled with a tense and dangerous atmosphere, and it seemed that in the next second, he could hear Wuxi Miao Tusi being furious and shouting for someone to pull down and cut down and feed the dog.

Wuxi Miao Tusi was furious, ambushed eleven corpses, and died in the belly of the dog......

In this short moment, the demon girl Ruonan even thought about her own future......

"Presumptuous!"

The little girl beside Mrs. Yilan was stunned by Zhu Ping'an, and she was stunned for a second before she reacted, and she hurriedly reprimanded, like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, her hair exploded.

Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear, completely ignoring the fried little girl, and even stretched out her little thumb and plucked her ear, and gently blew the unwarranted ceruen.

"You ......" Seeing this, the little girl's hair exploded even more.

"Butterfly, move him a seat." Before the little girl could do anything, Mrs. Yilan on the side spoke, and lightly instructed the little girl, who was a butterfly, to move a seat for Zhu Ping'an.

"Lord ......"

Butterfly was a little emotional, and Zhu Ping'an was so rude that Mrs. even had to move a seat for him.

"Go." Mrs. Yi Lan glared at her.

"Yes." The butterfly reluctantly accepted the order, went to the side and moved a seat, came to Zhu Ping'an's side with a nose that was not a nose and an eye, and put the chair on the ground with a bang.

"Give!" After the butterfly put down the seat, she also dug Zhu Ping'an a hard look, and said angrily.

"Tut-tut...... It's all late autumn and winter, except that the weather is getting cooler, and this chair seems to be missing a tiger skin cushion......"

Zhu Ping'an glanced at the seat, pulled the corners of his mouth, smacked a few times, and raised his nose and eyes.

The demon girl Ruonan on the side couldn't help it at the moment, and stretched out her foot and kicked Zhu Ping'an without a trace!

Zhu Ping'an! Did you take the wrong medicine?! You're an old birthday boy and arsenic - it's a long life, isn't it?!

Just now, you put on the official master's shelf and asked Miao Man to move a seat for you, and you are already on the verge of death, okay! Fortunately, the female toast is magnanimous, she didn't care about you, and asked people to move the seat for you!

Now that the seats have been moved, why don't you hurry up and sit down honestly, what do you want?! What kind of tiger skin cushions do you want! Zhu Ping'an, your ass is made of gold?! Tiger skin cushions too?!

No way!

I have to do something!

Thinking so, the demon girl Ruonan glanced at the seat on the side, her eyes lit up, she stepped forward with her fart, and wiped the seat with her sleeve diligently, and put on a dog-legged entourage posture to Zhu Ping'an and said through gritted teeth, "My lord, please sit." ”

As he spoke, he secretly poked and glared at Zhu Ping'an, madly suggesting that Zhu Ping'an would be good to see it.

"Alas...... Recently, the day has been in full swing, and I have become sick from hard work, and my waist can't stand the cold......"

Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind, turning a blind eye to the crazy hints of the demon girl Ruonan, and was still picky.

"The adults have worked hard, and the little ones will help you rub your waist." The demon girl Ruonan stepped forward diligently and bent down to rub Zhu Ping'an's waist.

In Miao Man's eyes, the demon girl Ruonan is a complete dogleg.

But in fact, if the demon girl is bent over and puts her little hand on Zhu Ping'an's waist, it is not kneading, but pinching......

"Your waist can't stand the cold, it's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what do you want to do, have you taken medicine?! Do you have to kill everyone to be willing...... I've never seen you do this before, you sat on a chair when you were in the county office, and I didn't see you ask for any tiger skin cushion! Also, when you're on the construction site, you still sit on the ground...... I didn't see you too dirty and cold?! ”

The demon girl Ruonan bent over, smiling like a flower on her face, but in fact gritted her teeth and whispered a scolding.

"Mm-hmm, that's good...... Point to the right, well, and then ...... to the right" Zhu Ping'an's face was enjoyed, but in fact, the corners of his mouth twitched, and at an angle that others couldn't see, Zhu Ping'an whispered to the demon girl Ruonan, "What do you eat to grow up, don't use so much force, the meat is about to be pinched off for you......"

"You deserve it." The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth, and as she spoke, the strength in her hands increased a little more.

"Long hair and short knowledge! I call this a bluff! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more jealous they become, and the more convinced we are that there are indeed tens of thousands of troops outside, the safer we are! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, they will think that I am showing cowardice and doubting the reality of our army outside, and we are really in danger......" The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but reprimand in a low voice.

"Uh...... Are you sure? When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, she couldn't help but be stunned.

"Let's get rid of it! Nature is true. Say that you have long hair and short knowledge, and you still don't admit it. Have you noticed where that girl named Butterfly got the chair?! It's right next to it, and that's what they prepared in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! This shows that they are afraid of us! Otherwise, why do you think I want a seat without saying a word?! I'm just going to deepen their jealousy! Believe it or not, if we didn't have a strong chair, they might have been suspicious at the moment! ”

Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth and said leisurely.

"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have 50,000 soldiers, Chen is surrounded by mountains and wilderness, and Miao Man's group has been surrounded! Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon girl Ruonan with a pair of burning eyes, and said meaningfully.

If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!

Can it still be like this?!

When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, she couldn't help but be stunned, and after a breath, she realized something and glanced at Zhu Ping'an deeply.

"Whoever comes is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable, the host is casual, don't let people say that we Miao people don't understand etiquette. Butterfly, go, take my collapsed tiger skin and lay out the seats for the guests. Mrs. Yilan glanced at Zhu Ping'an, turned her head sideways and said lightly to the girl named Butterfly on the side.

"Madame, that's your crumbling tiger skin...... How can he ......" Hearing this, the butterfly opened her mouth wide in surprise, shook her little head vigorously, and reluctantly refused.

"Go." Madame Yilan glared at her.

Madame's order could not be violated, the butterfly had to stomp her feet, turned around to get the tiger skin, and soon took the tiger skin, came to Zhu Ping'an's side with a resentful face, and spread the tiger skin on the chair angrily, after paving, she glared at Zhu Ping'an vigorously, puffed out her cheeks and said, "Please sit down!" Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't flash your old waist! ”

Where is she reminding, it is clear that Zhu Ping'an flashed his waist.

"Well, so-so, let's sit alive."

Zhu Ping'an looked critically at the tiger skin pad in the butterfly's resentful gaze, commented leisurely, and then sat down, shook his buttocks, and said, "Comfortable." ”

Butterflies are going to blow up......