Chapter 57: Fat Pig
You see, there are still benefits to having a higher emotional intelligence.
In the Chinese white group, well, that is, those who were born in China, live in China, and believe in white supremacy, those people, who hate their own nationality and origin every day, wish to be born as a white person, and the representatives of them naturally gather in weibo and WeChat to wreak havoc, led by yuanli and likaifu, and distribute a bunch of fabricated articles on the Internet every day to praise Westerners.
One of the articles is very interesting, it is said that a British general held a celebration banquet, invited a lot of dignitaries, celebrities and noblewomen, to celebrate a victory, of course, also recruited some meritorious soldiers on the battlefield, low-level soldiers, who fought with their lives and won awards, and also participated in the celebration banquet, at that time, the waiter sent a basin of water, and the soldiers were just thirsty, thinking that they were drinking for themselves, so they took a sip beautifully.
But no, it was not for drinking, but for the people at the banquet to wash their hands, and the soldiers were embarrassed, which caused the discriminatory eyes of the nobles, and although they did not laugh, they must have been very terrible.
But the general suddenly lifted the basin of clear water and said very leisurely, "Please." ”
So he took a sip to cover up the soldiers, so that he was not seen as a rude and reckless child, and the other people at the banquet also learned to "drink water" like this.
Of course, this incident was boasted as a story of how loving white people are, but Zhao Jiaren talked about this story when he criticized Li Xiangqian's strategy, and used it to illustrate how backward Li Xiangqian is: "The real ruling class will not simply and rudely tell you how to do it, but to create that atmosphere, that atmosphere, let you follow, for example, every feminist climax in history will always be turned into a *** wave by men, that is, you, In the end, it became the reality of men casually dating guns, in the same way, the nobles were willing to send them to death on the battlefield in order to fool the civilian soldiers, so they naturally created an atmosphere that made them feel so comfortable to die, in fact, the wash basin is for you to wipe your hands with a towel first, then wash your hands, and finally use another towel to dry the water, even if you are stupid, it is impossible to be mistaken. ”
Of course, Li Xiangqian secretly complained, that is, a lady like you will go to that kind of banquet, of course, the towel is also very important, and I didn't like it at the time, isn't this the foreigner's version of undressing and pushing food, you see, it's usually a certain leader, who went to visit a certain sentry on a snowy day, and asked: "Is the young man cold?" ”
The little warrior said, "It's not cold. At that time, when people touched it casually, they were already shivering from the cold, so they took off their coats and put them on the little soldier.
The moment Li Xiangqian jumped off the thousand-year-old falcon, he thought of the afternoon of chatting together, and how many years later, how to let people write their great achievements in textbooks, however, for the blessed king Zhu Yousong, he usually doesn't know how to treat the people around him, and he buys some people's hearts a little, not to mention the prestige and blessing, and the harsh treatment is not said when people can't eat, you will kill people at every turn, it will hurt people's hearts.
Therefore, when he fell from the sky with a shout, no one went to "escort", but rushed around, they couldn't understand why someone fell from the sky, stepped on the top of the tent, held a polymer vibrating knife in his left hand, and his right hand was naturally a Tai. Se. The gun, first cut through the tent, jumped directly, and at the same time the rope on the back was detached, and the Millennium Falcon had already rushed towards the next camp, vowing to capture the thief Xianqin King first, and catch the general in charge first.
There is an unsightly scenery in the house, on a blanket, there is a big fat man lying down, and the two Loli on the left and the right are leaning against the side, which is unbearable, and dare not escape, can only look bitter next to each other, suddenly, the tent above the head was cut open, and at the same time, a white body, wielding a sword, the male voice shouted something, they are from the Jiangbei desert, but they can also hear a rough: "Get out of the way." ”
However, there is no need to say anything, the two Loli were so frightened that they had stumbled and crawled to the side, but they also knew that they were shy, and covered themselves with clothes, but they sold Zhu Yousong, and Li Xiangqian was originally scruples, whether his gun would hurt the young girl who was not used to it, but now it is good, and the target is neat.
Zhu Yousong was not scared stupid or didn't dare to answer, he didn't know that he was facing an armed force that had surpassed his own millennium, he only thought it was the legendary "assassin", speaking of which, the name of Jinyiwei and Dongchang in the Ming Dynasty can also scare people, especially if he was suspected of having a dirty competition for the throne with the first emperor, he was even more afraid of being assassinated and killed one day, however, no one could have imagined that Jinyiwei and Dongchang were finished, and even the biggest leader of Jianghuai was standing by his side, Even when he was under the protection of thousands of troops, he was about to go to Ying Tianfu to ascend the throne, and was touched by an assassin like this.
For a while, what was immediately righteous and righteous to say that the assassin was dismissed, or that I would give you ten thousand taels of gold, don't kill me, and other kind of exchange of interests, Zhu Yousong could only keep shouting in place: "Help, help." ”
Li Xiangqian sighed, just such a fat man, no one to support him, and he may not be able to stand up for a while, but by coincidence, he wants to be the emperor, and the prince who is a little capable and dignified is a tragic fate in history, it is really ......
He didn't even bother to say anything, Thai. Se. The gun doesn't need to aim much, the trajectory is stable, and Zhu Yousong is another overly fat guy.
"Bang." A direct hit.
After getting rid of this "fat pig", Li Qianqian glanced at the two Lori, seeing that they were trembling there, although they were pitiful in their hearts, but they had more important things, and they had no time to comfort, so they could only hand over a comforting look, and I didn't know if it would make them think it was malicious.
He immediately rushed out, because of the hard work of the capable, he had to get Zhu Yousong first, and then catch the chief officer of the main camp, the main general, and then hold them hostage, and immediately surrender to the crossing people, Li Xiangqian only glanced at it, and knew that this Zhu Yousong can be called the best of the gentlemen, as far as his ability is concerned, it is estimated that the army of ten thousand can't even say a whole word, naturally he is abandoned, one shot down, can't run away in a short time, the next target, as early as when he jumped down, has been selected, the big horse word, Naturally, it is stated that the name of the target is and who he is.
Ma Shiying.