"Uncle, you eat fruit, this watermelon is sweet."

"Uncle, please use tea"

The little girl with the bun is like a diligent little bee, bringing a fruit platter for a while, making tea and pouring water for a while, and she is attentive in the room.

Belch.

It's all hydration

Zhu Ping'an took the teacup and took a sip, then put down the teacup, feeling that the urge to urinate seemed to be stronger

When Zhu Ping'an was struggling with urine, in the private room on the second floor of Wangyue Tower in the capital, Ouyang Zishi and Luo Longwen were drinking at the window. The table was full of delicacies, all the things that flew in the world, ran on the ground, swam in the water, and the waves in the sea were all served to the table, and half of the good Dongyang wine on a jar had been drunk.

Outside the window, the amnesty has ended, Emperor Jiajing has already returned to the palace, and the people who were watching the excitement outside have also dispersed, only some of the released prisoners and their families are kowtowing in the direction of Xiyuan on the street.

"These Foolish People"

Ouyang Zishi listened to the window for a while, and couldn't help but angrily put the wine glass in his hand on the table.

"It's all the existence of grass mustard, why should Ouyang be angry for them." Luo Longwen picked up the wine jug and poured it full of wine for Ouyang Zishi.

"No, listen to what they're saying." Ouyang Zishi pointed out the window and motioned for Luo Longwen to lean over and listen carefully.

After listening for a while, Luo Longwen's face also fell.

"Brother Luo, you heard me. They thanked God for what they deserved. Ouyang Zishi shook his hands in the direction of Xiyuan with his fists, and then stretched out his finger and nodded vigorously in the direction of the Linhuai Marquis Mansion, shaking his head angrily and cursing, "But, why do they want to thank the person surnamed Zhu, do you say that their heads are in water!" What's the matter, the holy amnesty of the world is the credit of his Zhu Ping'an?! Fart, he Zhu Ping'an is the oldest, he Zhu Ping'an is a fart! He is not the only one who suggests that the saint will amnesty the world, Zhu Ping'an! My uncle also suggested that God would grant amnesty to the world! These foolish people just heard that Zhu Ping'an was beaten with a cane because of his performance, so they thought that Zhu Ping'an was beaten in order to ask the Holy God for amnesty for the world, so they put all the credit on Zhu Ping'an's head. Scold! Stupidity! Stupid! He Zhu Ping'an suggested that the Holy Lord would amnesty the world, and it was all to save the rebel Yang Jisheng! He Zhu Ping'an was beaten, and that was because he violated the holy oracle and interceded for Yang Yi! A bunch of fools! ”

It is no exaggeration to say that the three words "Zhu Ping'an" have become Ouyang Zishi's curse, once he hears the words "Zhu Ping'an", Ouyang Zishi's good mood will be destroyed, if he hears someone praise Zhu Ping, or Zhu Ping'an's good news, Ouyang Zishi has a hysterical impulse.

"A bunch of sand sculptures!" Luo Longwen spit vigorously out the window, sharing the same hatred with Ouyang Zishi.

"Zhu Ping'an did something wrong and was beaten up, but he was praised by these foolish people! You say it's not annoying! Ouyang Zishi picked up the wine glass, drank a glass of anger, and his face was deformed with anger and jealousy.

"Of course it's infuriating!" Luo Longwen nodded, then patted Ouyang Zishi's shoulder, and as soon as his voice changed, he said with compassion, "However, Ouyang doesn't need to get angry!" I said let him Zhu Ping'an be unlucky! He Zhu Ping'an is going to be unlucky! ”

"Let Zhu Ping'an be unlucky, he will be unlucky?!" Hearing this, Ouyang Zishi shook his head and sighed heavily, "Brother Luo, don't comfort me." Although I resented Zhu Ping'an, the villain, I was not blinded by resentment. Zhu Ping'an pleaded for the traitor Yang Jisheng this time, although he was beaten with a court rod, but the first half of his recital advocated not saving the eclipse, won the sacred heart, and said that the saint 'takes the father to serve the day, and the brother serves the day, so the group retreats from the yin, and Vientiane is glorious. It is based on the sun's crystal, the atmosphere is shining, the food is stopped, and the same as not eating', the holy dragon face is happy, so even if he disobeys the holy commandment, the holy god only punished him lightly, and only beat him with twenty court rods. With this letter, it is too late for him Zhu Ping'an to be promoted and make a fortune, how can he be unlucky? ! ”

"Ouyang, don't you believe it?" Luo Longwen knocked on the table.

"Although I really want to believe it, but" Ouyang Zishi shook his head with a wry smile to express his disbelief.

"Hehe, Ouyang, you're still young." Luo Longwen smiled sympathetically, like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter.

"Brother Luo, if it weren't for this letter, I would believe it. However, Zhu Ping'an, a thief, was too treacherous and shameless, and he didn't have the discipline of a scholar, so he got such a sycophant, which made the saint Longyan happy. This letter is his Zhu Ping'an's talisman. Ouyang Zishi said in the end, and angrily hammered the table twice.

"Hehe, so, Ouyang, you are still young." Luo Longwen picked up the teacup and took a sip.

"Why did Brother Luo say this?" When Ouyang Zishi heard this, he couldn't help frowning and turned his gaze to Luo Longwen.

"Ouyang, you will understand when you listen to me. The reason why I said that let Zhu Ping'an be unlucky, he will be unlucky, is because" Luo Longwen smiled, and was about to explain, when he heard a knock outside the door.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

"Who? Didn't you say don't bother us! Luo Longwen's explanation was interrupted, and he looked up at the door in displeasure.

"Lord Luo is me, Liu Yanzhi of the Ministry of Officials." The man outside the door replied.

"Liu Yanzhi? How did he get here? Ouyang Zishi looked at Luo Longwen suspiciously.

"Do you remember what I told you about the small county in the southeast that died in five years and seven magistrates? If I'm not mistaken, it should have something to do with it. Luo Longwen explained to Ouyang Zishi, then got up and walked to the door, opening the door while smiling and greeting, "Hehe, it turned out to be Lord Liu, please come in quickly, and drink two glasses together." ”

"Lord Luo is polite, ah, Ouyang Gongzi is also here."

After Liu Yanzhi came in, he found Ouyang Zishi sitting by the window, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet Ouyang Zishi.

"Lord Luo, I am afraid that the position of the magistrate of Jingnan County, which you asked me to pay attention to a few days ago, will not be able to keep it."

After greetings, Liu Yanzhi understood the intention, and as Luo Longwen said, he found this place for the small county in the southeast - Jingnan County. Originally, he went to Luofu to find Luo Longwen, but the housekeeper of Luofu told Liu Yanzhi that he could come to this restaurant to find Luo Longwen, so Liu Yanzhi came.

"How?" Luo Longwen asked.

"Today, the county magistrate of Jingnan County came to Beijing, entrusted with the relationship, and left Zhang Langzhong's door, wanting to take the post of magistrate of Jingnan County. I heard that Zhang Langzhong's side had already loosened his mouth, so I hurriedly came over to inform Lord Luo. Liu Yanzhi explained.

。 Writing Chinese Network M.