Yan Qi moved his muscles and looked at Ding Song with a wicked smile: "Dean Ding, now it's my turn to solve the question, are you afraid?" ”

"I ...... Will I be scared? ”

Ding Song is obviously a little weak now, he didn't stump Yan Qi with his question, and now he has a draw with Yan Qi at most, where will he be happy?

If Yan Qi is a great Confucian and a great writer, and a draw with him can barely accept it.

However, Yan Qi is an unknown person, and even a low-level little family, if he draws with him, how embarrassing will it be?

I'm the dean of the Punchline Study.

Now, the best situation is to get a draw.

Ding Song held back his anger and scolded Yan Qi coldly: "You are just a little family, will I be afraid of you?" ”

Yan Qi pretended to nod his head: "That's right, I'm just a little family, but I'm lucky, how can I have any real level?" ”

Ding Song pouted: "Even if you are still a little self-aware." ”

Yan Qi continued to hide his clumsiness: "To be honest, I will only brush the dishes and wash the dishes, where will I deal with the pair?" Although I can ask questions about three uplinks, my level is limited, and it would be good to be able to come up with one uplink in an instant. ”

"Besides, even if I come up with a pair, it is a crooked, vulgar work with no technical content, and if I say it in front of so many talented people, I am afraid that it will pollute everyone's ears."

The crowd burst into laughter.

Ding Song began to be proud again: "I didn't expect that you, a little family, still knew your catties." Well, it's not difficult for me to be for you, since you're afraid of making ugly appearances, then you don't need to make a pair, this game is a draw. ”

"How's that going to work?"

Yan Qi puffed up his chest and said: "A game is a competition, how can you give up halfway?" Although I am a small family, I also understand the truth of consistency. Even if it's ugly, you have to fight hard. ”

When everyone heard this, they nodded secretly, this little family knows how to be polite.

Ding Song snorted: "You kid still don't give up? At your level, what pair can you chant? Crooked, I can match the next link in minutes. ”

Yan Qidao: "That's natural, who is Dean Ding, that's a master of Jinling's literary world, he is quick-witted, and he is even more handy with pairs, it only takes a few minutes to match my pair." ”

"You're telling the truth."

Ding Song sat on the top seat very magnificently, and waved his hand confidently: "Don't delay the time, hurry up and get the question, you can witness it, I can answer it fluently in minutes." ”

Some students patted Ding Song on the back.

"Dean Ding's couplets are very profound, quick-witted, flexible and profound, which really makes me envious."

"That's what I'm saying, Dean Ding is my idol, in terms of the strength of the couplet, who can be stronger than Dean Ding."

"Dean Ding almost didn't have to think about it, and he could deal with Yan Qi's couplet."

……

When Ding Song was comforted by the sycophants, he said proudly and modestly: "Oh, what you said is true, but there is no need to remember the well-known things." ”

Day!

Yan Qi admired Ding Song's means of loading forks very much.

This guy has been pretending for many years, and his skills are extremely profound, I have to learn from this pretending to be a b-b, how can I pretend to be so natural.

Yan Qi also chimed in: "Dean Ding, then I'm out of the question." ”

Ding Song said: "Hurry up and come up with the question, let's move on to the next link." ”

Yan Qi pondered for a long time and did not speak.

Ding Song sneered: "You haven't read a book, but you have to hold back a pair, it's really difficult for a strong man, haha." ”

After a long time, Yan Qi said with regret on his face: "After holding it for so long, it is not easy to finally hold back a pair." ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Ding Song saw that Yan Qi's question was so difficult, and he was not afraid, he tasted the tea, and said leisurely: "You hurry up and say the couplet, the dean is impatient." ”

Yan Qi said: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed. ”

Ding Song was drinking tea, and when he heard this, a sip of tea squirted out, and he looked at Yan Qi in a daze, his eyes were wide open, and the tea splashed on his clothes, but he couldn't care about it.

The students and teachers were also dumbfounded.

An Qing's beautiful eyes glanced at Yan Qi, her clear pupils burst into dazzling brilliance, she didn't imagine that Yan Qi really had an absolute, a real absolute.

Yan Qi leaned in front of Ding Song, with a smile on his face: "Dean Ding, I'm ugly, I haven't read, I'm not educated, it's okay to brush the dishes and wash the dishes, the couplet I came up with is really lame, didn't surprise Dean Ding, right?" ”

Ding Song hesitated and wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead: "How could it surprise me?" No, absolutely nothing. ”

Yan Qi looked at Ding Song with admiration on his face: "I didn't surprise Dean Ding, then I will rest assured." Dean Ding, aren't you in a hurry to move on to the next link? Hurry up and make the next couplet. I, Miss An Qing, and all the talented people, are all waiting. ”

"This ...... This one...... I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry, I'll take a sip of tea first to nourish my stomach. ”

Ding Song was sweating profusely: Paralyzed, Yan Qi deliberately embarrassed me.

The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, all of them are treasure covers, very neat, the meaning is quite far-reaching, and the level is extremely clever, which is clearly an eternal absolute. ‘

In terms of difficulty, there are ten plus signs.

How's that right?

Oh yes!

Yan Qi's face was full of curiosity: "Dean Ding, you have drunk ten cups of tea, right?" Still drinking? Can't pee your pants? ”

"Yan Qi, you are presumptuous."

Ding Song Huo Ran stood up: "How can you talk to me?" I'm a dignified Confucian, how can I pee my pants? ”

Yan Qidao: "Since you are a great Confucian, then you are a right pair, a great Confucian who can only drink tea, is it also a great Confucian?" ”

"This ......" Ding Song was choked and rolled his eyes.

Yan Qi said: "Dean Ding, it's been a long time, you should hurry up and pair up." Is this topic difficult for Dean Ding? ”

Ding Song's face was full of purple: "It's not difficult, of course it's not difficult, who am I, I learned five cars, and I was only eight buckets high......"

Yan Qidao: "I think so, the talents just said that Dean Ding is just like playing, and they can work together between talking and laughing, especially a pair like me, which is even more handy." Dean Ding, am I right? ”

"This ...... Presumably...... That's right. ”

Ding Song was hesitant, his heart was extremely weak, his head hung very low, and he couldn't wait to catch his pants. Crotch.

At this time, he regretted it very much.

Just now, you shouldn't brag about it, but now it's good, go to the room and draw a ladder, but how to get down?

These students are even more hateful, they are completely killing me!

Ding Song was anxious and didn't know what to do.

Yan Qi hit the snake with the stick: "Dean Ding, it's been half an hour, you're right." ”

Ding Song didn't dare to speak.

Yan Qi smiled: "Dean Ding shouldn't be right, right?" Could it be that I, an unpopular pair, actually stumped Dean Ding? ”

"Nonsense!"

Ding Song slapped the table, lifted his purple face, and said angrily: "What pair can't I match?" I just had a dry mouth and wanted to have a few more cups of tea. What are you anxious about? You slander a generation of Confucianism, what kind of system has it become? ”

Yan Qi laughed.

At this moment, looking at Ding Song is like looking at a clown jumping off the beam.