For the third and fourth princes who stayed in the capital and stayed in the palace for too long, leaving Beijing and coming to Haidian Zhaoyuan was a rare hometown. For Zhu Ying, who often comes and goes, this can probably only be regarded as an occasional adjustment of taste and a change of environment. As for Zhang Shou...... He felt that it was a very laid-back vacation.

Moreover, in the future, unless the rich party is on the first side, how can three or five people live in such a garden that imitates the Grand View Garden, so that so many people revolve around themselves? If you add the preconditions such as the suburbs of Beijing and Haidian, it is even more impossible to add three words.

On the afternoon of the arrival of the third prince and the fourth prince, the brothers almost went crazy in Zhao Yuan - even the third prince, who had always made a calm appearance, ran around like joy, and the guards who came with them were crying bitterly one by one, chasing and intercepting them, for fear that the two little ancestors would make a mistake.

Zhu Ying, as the master, had to take the third prince and the fourth prince to take a turn in her own homeland first, and when she found that the two of them began to let go of themselves, she directly threw the people to the subordinates who stayed in Zhao Yuan and those royal guards, and walked straight back to find Zhang Shou. As a result, she didn't see anyone all the way, and because the subordinates all took care of the two princes, she didn't even find anyone to ask.

After looking for a long time, she couldn't really enter the house, she was sweating, she thought that Zhang Shou was actually playing hide and seek with herself, and she couldn't help but feel angry, and immediately shouted: "Ah Shou, where have you been!" ”

"Here!"

Zhu Ying was slightly stunned, and then followed the prestige, and saw that the voice came from behind a wall, and it was clearly Qiu Shuangzhai that she would choose to live in most of her own every time she came over, she couldn't help blushing, and hurried over. But there was no one in the front yard and the back yard, and it wasn't until she found the grape trellis behind her that she found Zhang Shou lying on a bamboo recliner, lazily flipping through the books in her hands.

At this moment, she scolded with a smile: "Okay, you brought those two little troubles out, but you are lazy here, you are embarrassed!" It's not summer, it's cool to sit under the grape trellis, and now it's not too cold for you to sit here! ”

"Isn't this looking for a place where others can't find it and enjoy the peace?" Zhang Shou smiled, still lying there leisurely, because he smiled, "I'm curious, the three rooms of Qiu Shuangzhai have never been separated, you said that every time you come to Zhao Yuan, you like to live there, is it because you think that it is sparse and refreshing, and it is your temper?" ”

"That's right!" Zhu Ying's answer was without thinking, "Look up at the roof, see the bottom is the white wall, spacious and comfortable, not like other rooms, it is small enough to be separated one by one, it makes people panic when they look at it!" I also have three unpartitioned rooms at home, which are big and bright, so I feel good when I live in this way! ”

Zhang Shou knew that most of the answers were this, thinking that Tanchun was a fake and really good idea, but Zhu Ying was really cool - the mood is different, and the real temper is naturally very different. The corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and then he pointed to the grape trellis above his head and said, "I am still curious about one thing, can the vines on this shelf really produce grapes?" ”

"Of course you can!" Zhu Ying smiled, "I even climbed up to eat it secretly when I was a child, but it almost didn't hurt so much that tears came out!" If the third and fourth princes had come here in the summer, they would have been like me back then, and they couldn't help but climb the grape trellis to pick grapes...... I still remember my eldest brother looking nervous and ready to catch me at any moment! ”

Zhang Shou imagined the scene of Zhu Tingfang, who was full of seriousness, standing under the grape trellis, opening his hands and preparing to catch his sister, and then couldn't help laughing: "Since the eldest brother has been skilled in martial arts since he was a child, why didn't he go up and take you down?" ”

"At that time, I was only five years old, and my eldest brother was less than ten years old. Speaking of the old things, Zhu Ying also smiled quite happily on her face, she walked up to Zhang Shou, jumped lightly and grabbed a piece of grapevine, but then let go of her hand, and after landing on the ground, she clapped her hands.

"I think I had a lot of effort to climb up, and I was so sour by the grapes on top that I wanted to come down but couldn't get down, and I crushed a few bunches of grapes and stained my new clothes, and I cried and screamed on them. But one of the guards tried to come up to save me, but as soon as he climbed up with a ladder, I picked two bunches of grapes and smashed them down, and the whole grape trellis shook. ”

The eldest brother was so frightened that he told me to quickly retreat, and then he tried to persuade me to climb to the side by myself, and he would catch me. But I was sad that the new dress was made purple, but I refused. That time, my father temporarily returned to the capital, so my eldest brother took me and my second brother to live in Zhaoyuan. As a result, for the first time in my life, my eldest brother scolded me, and I stood up directly in a fit of anger. ”

Zhang Shou thought about the little girl's frowning brows because of her greed, and then she was angry with her brother because the grapes stained her dress, and he felt angry and funny, but when he heard Zhu Ying say that she was standing on the grape trellis at that time, he thought that she had said that the grape trellis was shaking because of her tossing, and he couldn't help but gradually put away his smile.

He asked with a subtle expression, "Yingying, you don't mean to say that this grape trellis has been poured once, right?" ”

"Who made those guys even have grape trellises so unsturdy!"

Zhu Ying snorted, without any reflection: "Isn't it just me stomping my feet and losing my temper with my eldest brother?" As a result, the shelf collapsed directly! Fortunately, when he fell, Uncle Hua didn't know where to come out, and jumped off the ground directly with me, but the eldest brother was so angry that his face turned blue, and he directly punished my second brother for closing the small black house. ”

Zhang Shou was simply amazed: "The mistake you made was your second brother?" ”

"Who let the eldest brother let my second brother take me in the first place? As a result, the second brother went to call someone to fight cocks! Speaking of this, Zhu Ying couldn't help but smile a little, "The eldest brother didn't even send dinner to the second brother, so I quietly hid two steamed buns and sent them over." I still remember the pitiful appearance of my second brother, and I still remember what he said to me. ”

"Yingying, for the sake of the face that your second brother and I have received on your behalf, you will have benefits in the future, you must share more with me."

Hearing Zhu Ying say this in the tone of Zhu Er, Zhang Shou almost didn't laugh. After laughing, he said casually: "I didn't expect that your grape trellis in Qiushuangzhai was really poured once...... Then again, Yingying, haven't you heard the old story of the grape trellis falling down? ”

Zhu Ying suddenly became curious: "What is the story of the grape trellis falling?" Ah Shou, come on, I'll listen! ”

Zhang Shou was suddenly a little surprised. Emperor Taizu brought so many messy poems, stories and various nouns to the world, but he didn't popularize that classic joke? Well, Xiaolin Guangji is said to be from the Qing Dynasty, but it is claimed to be an excerpt from various Ming and Qing jokes, is there really no such thing at this time? Well, that's right, there is no famous sentence of Su Shi, so there is no Hedong lion roar in the Tang Dynasty.

Just after thinking about it for a while, he coughed twice: "I haven't heard of it, it's just a very boring story......"

"How can you be like this, you will hang my appetite when you get up!" Zhu Ying saw that Zhang Shou looked away, clearly planning to divert the topic, she immediately rushed forward without thinking and directly pressed his shoulder, "Do you want to say it?" Don't think about it if you don't say it! Not to mention that I still have the ultimate trick, I don't believe you're not afraid of itching! ”

Zhang Shou was stunned for a moment, and then he had to raise his hand to surrender. Afraid of itching, a defect that people can't solve at all, of course he can't bear it!

"Okay, I said, I said, if you don't say anything, this grape trellis will really fall!" After a strange sentence with a pun, seeing that Zhu Ying had already begun to breathe at his hands, Zhang Shou quickly cleared his throat.

"Once upon a time there was a little official!" He used the beginning of his lecture in the Banshan Hall of Guozijian again, and seeing that Zhu Ying refused to relax at all, he had to sigh and said, "That little official is most afraid of his wife at home, and one day he was scratched by her face, and when he went to the hall, Taishou saw the injury on his face and asked him, he said that he was cool at night, and the grape trellis fell and was scratched by the shelf." ”

Seeing that Zhu Ying suddenly realized that he glared at him angrily, Zhang Shou continued to say slowly: "Too unbelievable, saying that this must be broken by your wife's fierce wife, when the wife's oppression of her husband, what kind of system is this, immediately send a messenger to arrest people!" Unexpectedly, Mrs. Taishou happened to be eavesdropping in the back hall, and when she learned that Taishou was going to take care of such a thing, she rushed out in a fit of anger. The prefect was immediately frightened and panicked. ”

Speaking of this, he pushed Zhu Ying figuratively, and when he saw that the person was caught off guard and really let go of his hand, he scolded seriously: "It's all your fault for me!" Get out of here, my inner grape trellis is about to fall! ”

Zhu Ying was stunned for a moment, then laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she was about to squat on the ground with a sigh, but she didn't stand firm under her feet, and she fell on Zhang Shou like this. Although the two of them have also had an intimate relationship that is impossible for an idle fiancée, she was still shocked when she crashed into Zhang Shou's arms like this.

And Zhang Shou also didn't expect that it was just a story casually told because of the grape trellis, and the final result turned out to be nephrite warm fragrance. Especially the two soft balls that were tightly attached to his body, no more than the touch when he hugged him lightly before, he suddenly had a dry mouth. Almost subconsciously, he reached out and hugged the waist of the beautiful woman.

Almost suddenly, Zhu Ying felt that her face was as red as fire. With her strength, she could easily break free, but with her hands for support, she finally barely leaned out a little. But it was like the embarrassment of contact, and her face became more and more red and dripping blood.

In order to avoid her gaffe, she could only glare at Zhang Shou viciously, but her tone was not so much angry as coquettish: "What a messy story, it's clear that you made it up!" ”

Of course, Zhang Shou would not miss Zhu Ying's red face, and immediately asked with a smile: "Even if it is my fabrication." But this Qiu Shuangzhai grape shelf is ready-made, and I have poured it once before, so I naturally inevitably think of this story and worry about whether it will fall in the future. ”

"What the hell you are!" Zhu Ying finally broke free of Zhang Shou in a hurry, and then shouted angrily, "Do you want to say that I am a?" ”

"What does a have? As long as the ferocity is external! Zhang Shou jumped up, but he was face to face with Zhu Ying, eye to eye, "Warm to relatives and friends like spring, as hot as summer to business, as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves to betrayers, and as ruthless as a harsh winter to the enemy." Don't you think such people are good? ”

Zhu Ying was stunned by Zhang Shou's words at first, and then turned her anger into joy and said: "It's about the same!" You know my character! This spring, summer, autumn and winter is quite aptly described! ”

I used the famous sentence of Comrade **, and it was not easy to finally stabilize the grape trellis......

Zhang Shou complained in his heart, and then quickly took advantage of the situation to divert the topic and said, "Do you want to go and see how the third prince and the fourth prince are doing now?" I really didn't expect them to be so wild when they went crazy. Although there are a lot of people here, plus the guards, there are a lot of people, but you are the only one who can naturally suppress them! ”

"Don't stay out of it, you teacher!" Zhu Ying glared at Zhang Shou angrily, then stepped forward and grabbed his wrist, turned around and dragged people out, "Don't forget, when the emperor entrusted people to you, he also deliberately said that you should be beaten, you should be scolded, you are welcome!" ”

If I'm really welcome, then I'm the biggest fool in the world! Can the emperor's words be taken seriously? If you take the ring ruler and beat the eldest prince and the second prince hard, then the teacher still has a sense of accomplishment, what is it to beat two children?

Zhang Shou thought so in his heart, however, when he and Zhu Ying walked back, and finally saw a group of guards running over in a panic, he was still taken aback, and followed closely, he saw the third prince and the fourth prince in the crowd wrapped tightly in blankets and other things, holding in the hands of the two guards. The third prince was full of embarrassment, while the fourth prince was holding a blanket to cover his face.

Zhu Ying asked, and suddenly became angry: "What, you went crazy and fell into the pool?" Quick, see if the soup pool in Daoxiang Village has boiled hot water, quickly throw these two little rabbit cubs into it to wash and scrub, and then urge the kitchen to send brown sugar ginger soup, it's too late to catch a cold! ”

After drinking these words, she rolled up her sleeves and glared at the two troublesome little guys viciously: "Stinky boy who owes clean up, see how I clean you up in a while!" ”

Thinking of the consequence of falling into the water, Zhang Shou couldn't help but be afraid for a while, but when he followed Daoxiang Village, he saw that the fourth prince stripped off his clothes and fled into the steaming soup pool, while the third prince escaped without even taking off his clothes, and the brothers all squatted in the center, looking at Zhu Ying who was so angry that he was choking pitifully across the water, he was finally amused.

"You two stinky boys still want to dodge this beating? Don't even think about it! Zhu Ying, who had just told the naughty story of her childhood, completely forgot what comparison was, and stomped her feet angrily, but in the end, it was impossible for her to go into the water to carry the two up to teach a lesson, so she immediately stared at Zhang Shou sideways and said angrily, "Ah Shou, go down quickly, give me a good beating!" ”

Zhang Shou suddenly laughed. Seeing that the two brothers lowered their heads and whispered, clearly discussing how to hide, he said slowly: "There is no need to beat. It just so happens that I have a hundred equations here, and they can do one when they go back. ”

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