764 The Imperial Way to Improve Posture

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Great joy, great joy! ”

"Huh?"

Li Jie, who had just eaten lunch and slept well, was a little irritated by the startled Huangtu when he was walking.

"What joy? You caught Wen Jiang's aunt? ”

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"Really caught?"

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Huang Tu's face shook, "That...... Not really? ”

"Where does that joy come from?"

Li Dong's eyelids drooped, "Don't tell me who cuts the land and who pays ......."

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Seeing the boss's attitude, Huangtu's heart suddenly cooled, this Nima is still talking about a fart, and a fart?!

"Forget it, look at your bird, that's all there is to it."

With his hands behind his back, Li Dong was like an old cadre, humming a little song to the corridor.

This corridor is a large corridor, deliberately made like this, the atrium has a rockery pond, living water directly to the outside world, and a bluestone slab bridge.

planted a lotus lotus, which made Princess Wenjiang like it very much.

She said that she likes "Ai Lian Said", this article is very famous in the country of Qi.

Although it involves an old brother who just burped, and a wild man who has just studied various geometric compositions with her.

Because Li Xie was very interested in geometry, although Wen Jiang repeatedly emphasized that what he liked was poetry, he was still forced to learn "yoga".

The geometry of the human body, very intuitive and beautiful.

The one who supervised Wen Jiang's learning progress was Princess Nanzi of the Song Kingdom, or Princess Xiaocheng; Or, rather, the princess of anxiety.

Now the people of the royal family are also secretly legendary, saying that the sorrow of Princess Nanzi can only be relieved by avenging the murder of her father.

It was a very subtle feeling, which made Wen Jiang feel that Nanzi, a girl of the Song Kingdom, was not easy to mess with.

Because recently, on the banks of Surabaya, it is popular to follow Huaishui to say "Lang" and "Niang", and the clever and clever palace maid has become Princess Wen Jiang as "Wen Niangzi", but it has become a chic name in Xue City.

"Your Majesty, Your Minister......"

"Don't talk nonsense, you see you're sweating profusely hot, drink some tea. It's all herbal tea to cool off. ”

"The minister is not thirsty, the minister is ......"

"What do you think you're pretending to be? Don't get heat stroke just to pretend to be forced at that time, Lao Tzu is annoying this kind of person, understand? ”

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"Drink!"

"Thank you...... minister"

"Drinkβ€”"

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Huangtu felt like a duck with his neck grabbed, and no matter how he tossed it, it was nonsense.

After a while, after drinking herbal tea to cool off the heat and relieve the fever, the whole person was relieved, and he actually sat on the railing of the cloister hunched over and shrugged his shoulders.

No way, this lazy posture is really cool.

Feeling that he couldn't be so decadent, he suddenly straightened up, and then stood up straight and saluted Li Xie before he said loudly: "Your Majesty, Ji Qing has already done it!" Lu Hou has been imprisoned. ”

"Is Lu Hou dead?"

"This ...... Not really. ”

"Then don't worry about it, when he dies, you will come back to report the good news."

Li Xie pursed his lips impatiently, "What do you mean by saying that you, this kind of startled?" If things are really done, do you think the people of Lu can come to report later than you? ”

"Yes......"

"I think you've been scared by me so many times, it's impossible not to have a long brain, talk about it, what's more. Remember, what you think is a good thing may not count with me. You think it through. ”

Holding a pottery teacup in one hand and pointing at Huangtu with the other, this made Huangtu under great pressure.

After trembling for a while, Huang Tu said: "Qin and Jin fought against Lishan and Huaigu, and the Qin State has lost Jingyang. The flank of Xianyang City has been lost, and the Qin State has exhausted the six counties, and wants to fight the Jin army again in the west of Jingshui! ”

"...... the"

Li Xie was suddenly furious, raised his hand and made a gesture to smoke Huangtu, which made Huangtu tremble, and hurriedly hugged his head, but he was not beaten, but he saw Li Xie glaring at him impatiently: "This kind of thing of fighting and killing, is it interesting to tell Lao Tzu?" Interesting? Is it interesting, let me ask you?! Interesting?! ”

"Your Majesty, the Great War, the Jin Kingdom, the Qin, the Qin Kingdom......"

His lips trembled, and Huang Tu pondered, such a major matter, something that is enough to change the pattern of the world, how can it be scolded?

I almost got beaten.

"Lao Tzu does it call it the Qin State or the Jin State? Can it be my opponent? I'll just ask you, can you be my opponent? ”

"Hi, hi...... Be! It's ......"

"I'm your mother, yes, I don't want to hear about the Qin and Jin wars, it's my business? Do you think I can have less of this kind of intelligence? ”

Li Xie scolded and scolded, very unhappy, "Empress Dowager Zhao of Chu State, have you heard of it?" ”

"I've heard, I've heard of it."

"Jin country girls, pregnant with my species, do you think, the news of the Jin country, I can lack it?"

"Yes......"

"Wei Zhaoniang, the daughter of the Wei family, have you heard of it?"

"I heard poetry at the age of three, and ...... at the age of six"

"Don't talk about it! She is also pregnant with my species, do you think, the news of the Jin Kingdom, I can lack it? ”

"Yes......"

"Princess Yeyue of the Qin Kingdom, have you heard of it?"

"When I heard about the passage of Huaishui, I fell into the water ......"

"I'll drop your mother's head, Huaishui Goddess Palace, I repaired it. The goddess of Huaishui is also pregnant with my species, do you think I can lack the news of the Qin State? ”

"Yes......"

"Do you think you're a piece of waste?"

"Yes......"

"Then you don't know how to improve yourself? Don't let yourself be waste? ”

"Yes......"

"Are you just going to say yes?"

"Yes...... No! ”

Huang Tu racked his brains, and finally remembered a rumor, and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, the minister also heard about something!" ”

"Are you now an improved emperor, or have you not improved?"

"Raised?"

"Then I'll give you another chance to rearrange the language and say what interests me."

"Yes!"

Taking a deep breath, Huang Tu then said, "Your Majesty, after the minister heard that Jingyang was lost, many of the Jingyang clans fled, among which the Xirong Fox clan took advantage of Lantian to go to Shangyu. ”

"...... the"

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing that the boss had straightened his arm and was about to pull it over, Huang Tu hurriedly shouted, "The fox family has two daughters, both of whom are stunning!" Stunning! Absolutely stunning! Dare to swear! Finger...... Swear by God! ”

"Is it true?"

"Absolutely beautiful! Absolutely stunning! The monarch should have heard that Wei Cao, the secretary of the Jin Kingdom, had planned to ask for these two daughters for his son Xiaoque in the old year! ”

"Huh? As soon as you said that, I suddenly remembered that when Ji Si was still alive, there seemed to be such a thing. The snakehead seems to have mentioned this, and I still wonder what kind of good women can be raised in a place like Xirong. Now that you say that, it's not necessarily, cow dung grows delicate, it's normal. ”

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Originally, Huang Tu wanted to correct it, although this Xirong is called Xirong, when it comes to roots, it is actually a part of the roots.

If it is really true, then it is at least the same level as the people of Chu.

People's customs are at least the same as those of Zhuxia, the people of Chu were at the beginning, but they were a little bit worse.

"Are you sure it's stunning?"

"If it weren't for the Jin Kingdom to isolate the Kansai Passage, it would have been known to the world for a long time. But even so, these two daughters have long been famous. When the monarch went to Zheng Guo, he should have heard that the Son of Heaven also wanted the daughter of the Jingshui Fox clan. ”

"I haven't heard of it, if I hear about it, what do I care about Zhou Tianzi, I will directly ask Ying Ying to help ask for it. Hey? Since this Ying Ying knows my interests and hobbies, why don't you help me? Does she stop loving me? ”

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At this moment, Huang Tu just wanted to cover his ears, and when he heard the name of Princess Yeyue, he didn't know whether to tell his brothers or not.

If this is bald, will it be hung up and beaten by the boss?

Zhen hung up and beaten, he had seen it, Sha Hum, this famous fierce general on the bank of Surabaya, was hung up and beaten by the boss, and the whip crackled, that scene is vivid.

Anyway, Huang Tu still can't figure it out, just this kind of tyrant and faint monarch, even if Sha Hum is used to giving him his life, then why is he willing to do it?

Thinking about it carefully, Huang Tu also knew the answer.

Because, the boss gave too much.

(End of chapter)