Chapter 945: Strength Defuses Embarrassment
The wine is hot and getting better.
Yan Shifan glanced around everyone with one eye, pinched a toothpick, picked up a toothpick, and while picking his teeth, he spit out wine, and said to everyone with a smile, "Haha...... It is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, and there is a jar of Jinhua aging wine on Yan's house, which is exactly a hundred years old today, and tastes it with all the gentlemen. ”
When everyone heard this, they complimented Yan Shifan one after another.
Jinhua wine is the first of the seven famous liquors recognized in the current dynasty, its color is like gold, the taste is sweet and mellow, the food is frustrating, and the bottom of the tongue is unbearable after ten cups. Even when he is drunk, he does not go up, his mouth is dry, and he does not have diarrhea.
The best Jinhua wine is known as a jar of wine and a jar of gold.
What's more, it's a century-old Jinhua wine! The value is immeasurable.
Such an ordinary small gathering, just such a table of water and land eight treasures, and also took out such a jar of century-old Jinhua wine, Zhu Ping'an has a better understanding of Yan Shifan's drunken gold addiction and poor and luxurious life.
"Smack."
After Yan Shifan smiled, he stretched out his hand and slapped his palm, and then saw more than ten stunning beauties coming in outside the door, lined up in a fan-shaped row, and walked around, each beautiful woman holding a small white jade wine jug in her hand.
Compared with the more than ten beauties who have just been served, these more than ten beauties have a better appearance, and their clothes are more simple and transparent, which is not much different from not wearing them.
A breeze blew through the doorway, blowing the girl who came by, bringing with it the intoxicating smell of wine.
"Hahaha, this hundred-year-old Jinhua wine has to use a jade cup, otherwise it will spoil the wine."
Yan Shifan said with a smile.
Jade Cup?!
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he chuckled in his heart, and the jade cup ...... Could it be the kind of jade cup recorded in history?!
Definitely.
Zhu Ping'an swept around, and saw the pig brother-like expressions of Luo Wenlong and the others who came over, and his heart was confirmed.
The so-called jade cup, that is, the fragrant cup, is to use the cherry mouth of the beauty as the wine glass, which is a toasting method invented by Yan Shifan. When the beauties toast, they do not use a wine glass, but a cherry mouth to take a sip of wine, and then take the wine in their mouths and feed it to the guests. These beauties are carefully selected by Yan Shifan, and the beauties will bathe in wine once a day, so they all have the fragrance of wine.
The beauty walked to the banquet, and a beautiful woman stood behind a guest, no more, no more.
"The jade cup has arrived, hehe, you use it slowly."
Yan Shifan laughed, then stretched out his hand and nodded at Zhang Juzheng, "Let's start with Uncle Da this time." ”
As soon as Yan Shifan's words fell, the beauty standing next to Zhang Juzheng giggled, and threw herself into Zhang Juzheng's arms with lightning speed, a slender jade hand tightly hooked Zhang Juzheng's neck, a slender jade hand held a wine jug, and took a sip of wine with a cherry mouth, and then put the cherry lips to Zhang Juzheng's lips.
"Wait."
Zhang Juzheng stretched out his hand to block the beauty's mouth, and said with a smile, "In the past, it was about Gongwen wine to kill Huaxiong, but today Juzheng is not talented, and he also wants to follow the example of the former sages." ”
"Oh, how to imitate?" Yan Shifan squinted his eyes and asked with a smile.
"Ju Zheng is not talented, try to write a poem, if Ju Zheng is a poem, and the warm wine in the mouth of the beauty Kodyu still exists, then Ju Zheng will eat it." Zhang Juzheng smiled slightly.
"Exactly."
Yan Shifan smiled and said yes, he had seen through Zhang Juzheng's cleverness, Zhang Juzheng wanted to make an unusual poem, and wanted to make the beauty laugh and drink, but Yan Shifan didn't care.
For the trained maids, Yan Shifan has confidence.
Not to mention limericks, they are hilarious jokes, and these toasting maids will never laugh out loud during the toast.
"Li Baidou has a hundred poems about wine, and he has no home to sleep in a glass of wine. It's not that Juzheng doesn't drink, just because the female tiger roars at home. ”
Zhang Juzheng thought about it for a few breaths, then laughed at himself while smiling bitterly, and read out a limerick poem.
Li Bai can write hundreds of poems with a bucket of wine, and I, Zhang Juzheng, will be homeless after drinking a glass of wine, not that I don't drink, but that I have a tigress at home......
Zhang Juzheng's writing is good, and he does not hesitate to laugh at himself, there are still laughs in this limerick poem, but ......
And then the eggs.
After Zhang Juzheng's limerick poem, everyone present was amused, and Yan Shifan also smiled slightly, but the beauty sitting in Zhang Juzheng's arms was unmoved, winked at Zhang Juzheng, and urged her to put on her cherry mouth.
Zhang Juzheng was caught off guard, he was toasted like this, he was at a loss, his face flushed, and after drinking, he coughed embarrassedly.
"Giggle...... The adult is so handsome, and he also wrote a good poem, Jiaojiao still wants to give the adult a cup. As for the tigress in the adult's house, giggle, let her eat Jiaojiao......"
The beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms smiled coquettishly, and the slender jade gestured and lifted the wine jug again, looking like she wanted to toast.
Zhang Juzheng, who had not recovered from the first glass of wine, heard the beauty in his arms say that he wanted to toast again, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and coughed again.
"Giggle...... Lie to you, look at the adults who are excited, you can only toast one cup in a round, and when other adults have used it, Jiaojiao can respect the adults again. The beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms was playful, covering her small mouth and giggling.
Zhang Juzheng is suave and suave, and he is also very good for women, but he has not yet become famous, when he is outside, Zhang Juzheng pays special attention to his personal image, and tries to draw a clear line with the sound of dogs and horses. Of course, when he returned home, he said twice, after all, so far, Zhang Juzheng has already accepted a three-room concubine.
Yanfu is a concentration camp for dogs and horses.
The reason why Zhang Juzheng did not refuse Yan Shifan's invitation to a banquet was because Yan Shifan was powerful and difficult to refuse, and approaching Yan Shifan was part of his layout; On the other hand, I didn't want to leave a reputation that came out of the mud and was not stained.
However, the beauty in her arms is so playful and cute, and her posture is so good, coupled with the little movements of the beauty secretly flirting.
suddenly aroused Zhang Juzheng's cesium eating nature.
The flirtatious Zhang Juzheng was a little uneasy, and the ghost made a god stretch out his hand......
"Ahem."
At this moment, Yan Shifan coughed.
The movements of the beauty in Zhang Juzheng's arms stopped abruptly, giggled, and instantly bounced out of Zhang Juzheng's arms.
Due to the suddenness of leaving, the skirt of the beauty was still held in Zhang Juzheng's hand, and it was pulled up a lot at once.
"My lord, please return the delicate skirt to others......"
The beauty covered her thin skirt with her hands shyly, and her eyes winked innocently at Zhang Juzheng.
Hahaha......
Seeing this, there was a burst of laughter at the banquet.
In the face of everyone's laughter, Zhang Juzheng was not surprised, the embarrassment flashed away, and he let go of his hand very calmly, half justifying and half laughing at himself: "This woman is quite similar to Juzheng Xinna's concubine, Juzheng is in ......a trance for a while."
In a word, strength resolves embarrassment.