Chapter 849: Good Tea
After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Ping'an's couplet, he hugged his arms and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
In his eyes, Zhu Ping'an is a grasshopper after autumn, and there is nothing to jump on.
At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Zhu Ping'an, like spotlights.
"It's not ridiculous, it's not ridiculous."
Zhu Ping'an, who was in the focus of the thank-you banquet, seemed to be fine, as if Yang Guoliang was not pointing out the problem, but praising him, a pair of black eyes glanced at everyone with a smile, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head with a smile, and replied seriously.
Ha?
As soon as Zhu Ping'an's words came out, everyone was stunned.
"Hehe......"
Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Ping'an's answer.
"Isn't it ridiculous that you use five directional words and five five-line words to deal with my ten numerical words?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.
"Hehe, Lord Zhu can't afford to lose, you have five directions and five elements, which is obviously not right with ten numbers. Lord Zhu is a champion, so he can't even understand such a simple rhythm as a battle, right? Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an and laughed loudly, "Spring to summer, autumn to winter, dusk drum to morning bell...... I also have a copy of "The Formula for Childish Battles", which can be given to Lord Zhu for observation after today's banquet. ”
"Hehe....."
There was a burst of laughter at the thank-you banquet.
"Dr. Yang is wrong."
In a burst of laughter, Zhu Ping'an said lightly.
Belch?!
What the?!
The laughter of the thank-you banquet was a pause.
then
The laughter was louder.
It's a long time to see.
Obviously, his answer was wrong, so he didn't admit his mistake, and he accused others of making a mistake in the question.
What, should I follow your answer?!
"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Well, well, hehehe, Lord Zhu is reasonable, it's Dr. Yang who is wrong, Dr. Yang, how can your upper link be ten numbers, it should be five numbers and five other words, right, so that it is against Lord Zhu's lower link, hahahaha...... Dr. Yang, are you still not mistaken? Hahahaha......"
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an narrowly, the tears of laughter were about to come out, and he said with a mocking tone of "cooperative" along Zhu Ping'an.
"Hehe......" Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating with a smile, "Master Ma, why are you messing around." ”
"Hahaha......" Ma Huating arched his hand with a smile, and the laughter couldn't stop.
"Lord Zhu, don't be joking."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, with a benevolent feeling that the teacher was facing a child who was pestering bears.
"Definitely."
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, arched his hand towards Yang Guoliang, and said seriously, "It's Lord Yang who is wrong." I'm not using the five directions and five five-line pairs, but the ten pairs. ”
Ha?
it?
What did Zhu Ping'an say just now, he said that he didn't use the lower couplet of five directional words and five five-line word pairs, but the lower couplet of ten directional word pairs? !
Did I hear me right?!
Did I hear it wrong, or did Zhu Ping'an hang it?!
How dare you say such a thing?!
Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, in broad daylight, in full view of everyone, you dare to open your eyes and say nonsense, I'm afraid your skin is thicker than the city wall!
You can't be too peaceful!
After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the entire thank-you banquet was silent!
looked at Zhu Ping'an dumbfounded, as if they were looking at aliens.
"Ahem......"
Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face was flushed, and his neck was full of green tendons.
Shaft!
You're so shameless!!
If you want to have a little face, you won't say such shameless things as you just now.
"You...... Are you when we are all deaf? ”
After coughing, Yang Guoliang blushed and had a thick neck, stretched out his hand to point at Zhu Ping'an, and his excited fingers trembled uncontrollably.
"Tsk, in ancient times, Zhao Gao and Qin Ting pointed to the deer as horses, I hate to see the scene at that time, but, hehe, fortunately, Lord Zhu's actions today made me feel proud."
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an with a mocking face, and mocked with a strange yin and yang, sarcastically saying nonsense with Zhu Ping'an open his eyes, just now he clearly said five words and five words, but he insisted that it was ten words, this kind of shamelessness of talking nonsense with his eyes open, and the ancient Zhao Gaoyou.
Just now you said that Dr. Yang was wrong, and I thought that you didn't admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making a mistake.
That's shameless enough.
I didn't expect you to be even more shameless, and even come to point at a deer as a horse!
Ma Huating really felt that he had underestimated Zhu Ping'an's shamelessness.
"Lord Zhu, none of us are deaf....... Your next link is 'Pingxi Shu, Dingnan Barbarian, East and North Rejection, Zhongjun Tent Changed Hexagram Civil Engineering Jinyao, Water Surface Can Be Attacked with Fire', right, I confirmed it to you at the beginning, and everyone can testify to this. 'East, West, South, North, South, Central' is a five-character word, and "gold, wood, water, fire, and earth" are five five-line words, so how can there be a saying of ten directional words? Hehe......."
Yang Guoliang shook his head and laughed.
"You can't learn." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and said very seriously, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop studying." ”
Yes?
Are you preaching me?
You can't even pronounce couplets, what qualifications do you have to lecture me!
Hemp eggs
Gassy!
Yang Guoliang listened to Zhu Ping'an's persuasion, and he was so angry that he was about to smoke.
"When there is time in the future, Dr. Yang should do more than the Book of Changes." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
Ha?
What do you say? Are you sick?!
You're too blunt to change the topic, aren't you?!
At this time, Yang Guoliang was about to be angry! I really want to take off my shoes and throw them on Zhu Ping'an's face, and try the thickness of Zhu Ping'an's face.
"Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, gold, wood, water and fire, earth and four elephants. The five elements are mutually reinforcing and mutually reinforcing, and there is an order for each other, and there are five directions. 'Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth' corresponds to 'east, west, north, south, and center', and the five elements are the five directions. The sunrise in the east is lifelike and similar to wood; The south is hot, the sun is scorching, similar to fire; The Central Plains is fertile, suitable for growth, and similar to soil; The sun sets in the west, shining with gold, similar to gold; The north is cold, icy and biting, similar to water. Therefore, the so-called: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to gold, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and the earth belongs to the middle. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth represent the five directions of east, west, north, south, and middle respectively. ”
"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong, Ping An Fang is facing ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes, smiled slightly, and saluted Yang Guoliang with a teacup.
Drink it all.
At the end, he exaggerated a praise, "Good tea ......"
Yang Guoliang, who was originally angry, listened to Zhu Ping'an's five elements and five directions, and the whole person sat down on the ground all of a sudden.
He knows the theory of the five elements and the five directions......
Yang Guoliang, who was sitting there paralyzed, was like a little daughter-in-law who had been ravaged a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.
The eyes that were originally like fighting cocks were also loveless at the moment, so he shifted his gaze crampedly and found a crack in the ground......
"Huh?!"
"I see, I see...... It really is ten words in the directions......"
After a few seconds of silence, there was a buzz at the banquet.