Chapter 483: Marriage Trouble
Jin Bao was waiting for Gao Bizheng to read the edict, and Gao Bizheng looked at the Hou Xing around him, and said wistfully, "Brother, you have to come to this matter, Master Meng said it well, so that the heavens will descend to you, and you will definitely cramp and pull out your bones, freeze and starve your skin, or something...... Anything that will make trouble with you! This is the only way to entrust you with such a great task as reading the golden edict, right? ’
Hou Xing was about to cry in fright, and he said in his heart that Old Master Meng was so ruthless and so inferior? I didn't see it before! But he didn't dare to refute what Old Master Meng said, and no one dared to refute the way of Confucius and Mencius in this era.
The scholars around him all looked at them and couldn't help but snicker, but Hou Xing said with an aggrieved face: "So that's the case, there are thousands of people who admire Old Master Meng scolding us, so it's our honor anyway, it's just that Long Live Ye Shan thinks that we have a good relationship with him, and you are also the savior of Uncle Guo, so let one of us be the official history and the other be the deputy envoy, but I didn't tell us that we have to endorse when we come to Nima!" ”
Gao Bizheng said: "Okay, you can carry a head on your shoulder, what is it to carry one or two broken books?" Besides, you're still rambling at this point, just read it out, read it, Lao Gao can't read, but you're a deputy envoy, can't you come? As he spoke, he stuffed the golden book of the edict into Hou Xing's arms, and the palm, the size of a bear's paw, pushed it over, and Hou Xing held the edict in his hand, and almost didn't retract into the ground.
Gao Bizheng has too much strength, Hou Xing sat on the ground with a bitter face, opened the golden book hatefully, and didn't care about it anyway, whether it was horizontal or vertical, he didn't know it at all, Gao Bizheng was illiterate, and Hou Xing was just a spoiled second generation official, and at that time in the Chongzhen Dynasty, relying on his two elder brothers in the court's pivotal position, he just came to pretend to be a leading cadre.
But people who have culture and pretend to be leading cadres can ask for bribes to make money, such as the money of those who are big officials, Hou Xing has not studied since he was a child, so he only knows that he has taken a group of Ma Xiaoer around to bully people, and he still feels that it is cheap.
It was with the two elder brothers who were cabinet scholars and monks, and they did the business of dividing gold and silver, and he always thought it was very beautiful, but what a good deck of cards did the big bandits have? What a hard backstage? I just let this guy blow up the four two belts and two kings.
"Why didn't you tell us in advance, you still have to read this thing?" Hou Xing was a little unhappy, in a hurry, and there was some Henan accent mixed between the words, Hou Xing is from Henan, and he just spoke Henan dialect, but he just fiddled with the golden book upside down, but he didn't know how to look at it.
Gao Bizheng asked him: "Tell you to be an old master too, why is it more difficult than, ask you to read your school!" Hou Xing's eyes closed and tears were about to squeeze out, "Brother, you don't know this golden book, where do I know them?" ”
This is very lively, the number of civil and military forces in the Manchu Dynasty can not be counted, there are probably only two illiterates, but it is a coincidence that all let Tianlang pick it out, in fact, Tianlang is not clear about these messy rules, he just thinks that this big thing for himself should be like the selection of best men in later generations, who has an iron relationship with the groom, who should let whom.
But Tianlang's iron buddies are too unreliable, they are all illiterate, Wang Fuzhi and his wife knelt on the ground and their legs were sore, and these two chief and deputy envoys were still there studying the first word with their heads on their heads.
Most of the people in the Wang family knelt on the ground and laughed, and they were about to suffocate their internal injuries, and they all wondered how their new aunt made these two living treasures a pair?
Chen Youlong, the former commander of the Beijing Guard, really couldn't stand it, but this was the last big task in his tenure as the commander he requested, and he couldn't let the two living treasures mix.
So he ran over and snatched the golden book and scolded the two of them: "You two waste, long live the great things of the Lord have been delayed by you, no, let me come!" As he spoke, he read aloud: "What book, what lake, what state, what is big, what is the king, what is the queen, ah...... That one...... What the hell. ”
The people around couldn't hold back anymore, and burst into laughter, but it happened that the three generals were illiterate for a couple and a half, and Chen Youlong really couldn't read it anymore, so he stopped in a daze, looked at Gao Bizheng and asked, "Did I read it wrong?" ”
Gao Bizheng was holding his nose, and he didn't know how to hit him, so Hou Xing patted Chen Youlong on the shoulder and said: "It's not like, it's most of what you read, we didn't understand it, there is only one sentence we all understand, you said to marry the late Confucian Dynasty and hire him as the queen."
But do you think Uncle Guo can agree to this? Besides, aren't you a cultural person? He also said that we were both rubbish. Don't you know how to read? Do you know a ghost? ”
"The surname is Hou, you talk a lot of nonsense, believe it or not, I beat you?"
"Oh, the two countries still don't kill the envoys when they fight each other, I'm the deputy envoy, you dare to beat me?"
"What kind of are you, you're a fart at best! I'm going to hit you, what? ”
Chen Youlong was also born in a reckless background, and he was not used to Hou sex at all, and before he could say a few words, he hadn't finished reading the golden book, and these two people started fighting with you and me. Chen Youlong can also be regarded as a general, and Hou Xing will definitely not be able to beat him, but he has a high madman behind him.
When he was in Huguang, these Liu Chengyin's subordinates and Gao Bizheng and Li Jin were not all the way to the Dashun army, and Gao Bizheng and Chen Youlong were not dealing with each other in the first place.
"Little thief, don't dare to treat our second as a fart just because the emperor is covering you, have you ever seen a fist with a big vinegar bowl? If you hit you, you will know, Lao Gao makes you unable to open your eyelids! ”
Good guy, let a tall fat man of more than 200 catties beat Chen Youlong, riding on him like a dead dog and pressing and beating, Chen Youlong's eyes are closed, like a frog prince, can't he open his eyelids? Gao Bizheng's big fist in the vinegar bowl is still beckoning.
Chen Youlong's Jingwei army was still on the side, and there were a few bold people who wanted to protect their own generals, and they rushed to kill Gao Bizheng, and Hou Xing saw that things were going to be bad, so he hid behind Deng Kai.
Gao Bizheng didn't even raise his head, grabbed one with one hand, and threw out all these Jingwei soldiers who rushed over, and after a while, they all went to the Taohua River to find someone, Deng Kai couldn't just look at it, once the Jingwei army got a thorn, this wedding would become a funeral!