Zhang Fulu said with a bitter face: "If you pray for world peace, how can you expel the Tartars?" But you can always ask for something else, such as ......" Zhu Siyi waved his hand and said: "Let's see if this temple on the other side is a ferry or a harm." While speaking, the two Jinyi guards came out from the depths of the temple and said to Zhu Si: "Master, the little ones went to the meditation room in the backyard, but there were a few Taoist priests dressed up there to guard them, and the little ones didn't dare to go in." Zhu Si first asked how could there be a Taoist priest guarding the door of the secret meditation room, and then asked the two fans: "Why don't you dare to go in?" One of them said: "The little ones are afraid that they can't beat them, and those Taoist priests are immortal and immortal at a glance, which is very unusual, and they are ......."

Without waiting for that fan to finish speaking, Zhu Si took a sip and walked inside, and the fan was still comfortable behind him and said: "They are still carrying swords and big gourds, and the small ones are afraid that they will put them in the gourd." Zhu Sitou didn't reply and said to Deng Kai: "I'm afraid these two have space phobia, or have you watched too much of "Journey to the West"?" Go back and let the two of them go to Beizhen Fusi to see the prison and help them heal. As he spoke, Zhu Si led a few people to the meditation room, and several Taoist priests at the door dressed up pointed at him and said, "Pilgrims are going to trespass, this is already a forbidden place." ”

Zhu Si said haha: "A few Taoist masters helped, and a few watchdogs were missing, so I came here to look for them casually to see if they also came here to listen to Zen." "Presumptuous, my Bagua Sect Master is here to discuss with the future Buddha of the Shouyuan Sect and the rootless patriarch, and you will leave as soon as possible." Zhu Si scratched his head and asked, "Rootless Patriarch?" "That's right, the new presiding officer of the other side temple!" "Then the roots of this new presiding rootless patriarch... Where exactly did it go? "Me! You! The Taoist priest was choked, pointed at Zhu Si and shouted, "Are you here to find fault?" Zhu Si said seriously: "No, I'm here to find a dog." ”

A few Taoist priests were just about to get angry, and more than a dozen fans surrounded them, Zhu Siping spread his hands and said with a hippie smile: "Calm, calm, I'm here to find a watchdog, why aren't you Taoist priests who guard the door calm?" Hey, yes, if I'm not mistaken, this seems to be a temple and not a Taoist temple, right? Then let's have fun looking for it together! ”

After that, he was about to break into the abbot, the door was opened, and a monk came out of it, the monk's pair of triangular eyes seemed to be open, as if he had just made a decision, and his fat body was wearing a yellow brocade monk's robe, a golden robe, jade inlay, and the jewels were dizzying; The old Taoist wore a crown of heaven, his withered body was wearing a blue and white robe, draped in a crane, his hands were copied on his cuffs, the dust was on his shoulders, and his eyes were fierce. The two of them stood in front of Zhu Si, and a pungent smell hit Zhu Si like a vicious wave.

Zhu Siyi raised his head, his nose wrinkled, and he sneezed at the two people of the fairy wind bone, and the soup sprayed the two of them on their faces. The momentum of the two quickly retracted, and they were busy wiping their faces, and Zhu Si also wiped his snot with the sleeve of his robe. The door opened slightly with Xu Feng, Zhu Si looked into the door with the two of them, it seemed that someone's body was squirming in the abbot, the corners of Zhu Si's mouth were upturned, and he didn't speak, just waiting for the two to speak.

When the two of them finished their work, they all saw more and more people gathered around them, judging from the eyes and body shape and temperament of those people, they were all practitioners. The two didn't dare to make a second time, and the monk said first: "The poor monk has no roots, and he is sitting with this immortal chief and discussing, dare to ask why this little friend came here?" Zhu Si was also observing the monk's expression, and while the monk spoke, Zhu Si reached out and pulled the robe on his body. After the monk finished speaking, Zhu Si casually said while buttoning the gem on the monk's robe with his fingernails: "Your dress is worth tens of thousands of taels of silver, and you still call yourself a poor monk, what would it look like if you were rich?" "Vertex

The monk smiled very embarrassedly, and the Taoist said, "This is a rootless ancestor!" Zhu Si said disdainfully: "Rootless Patriarch, is it the kind without Ding Ding?" The monk still maintained an embarrassed smile, but the Taoist priest blew his beard and glared: "This is the future Buddha, you are too unreasonable!" Zhu Si joked: "Even if the Buddha of the present world does my again, no wonder I only dare to claim to be the future Buddha, I have not separated from the mortal womb of the body, and I can't do without women, is the girl inside tied by you?" Invite it truthfully, but if there is a lie, Lao Tzu will chop up your stinky skin and help you become a flying immortal! But you have to think about it, if you want to go home again, I won't be responsible for going back and forth. ”

The Taoist was so angry that he scolded: "Where did you come from, you dare to gossip with me!" Come on, take down all these splashes! After shouting for a long time, no one answered, only a few Taoist priests guarding the door were surrounded by Zhu Si's group and shrunk into a ball. Deng Kai squeezed in from the back of the crowd and asked, "Are you calling someone, the voice is too quiet, they can't hear it, you should be louder." Oh yes, it's useless to shout louder, those people of yours are tied up in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and they won't be able to come for a while. ”

The Taoist priest said angrily: "What kind of royal law have they committed, and they have been tied up by you for no reason!" Deng Kai thought for a long time, and finally clapped his hands happily and said: "It's so difficult to think of a reason, but there is still one, because their hair is too long, I will help them shave their heads, and you can carefully divide it from the monk pile yourself." Oh, and I forgot to tell you that I took off their coats too! Is it fun, you say? ”

The Taoist priest pulled out his sword and shouted: "You blaspheme the Sanqing, insult the Buddha's gate, the real crime is extremely evil, the immortals have two thousand soldiers and horses outside this city, as long as the immortals and I send a signal, we will immediately set foot on the city!" Zhu Sihe, Quan Weiguo, Zhang Fulu and others nodded in unison and said: "Oh, it turns out that you are not just coercing women, you are going to rebel!" ”

"Immortal Chief, don't hurry up and invite someone!" The monk shouted anxiously, saying that it was too late and that it was too fast, and Lao Dao took out a cannon from his pocket, and found a fire sickle, and after drumming for a long time, he finally lit the cannon battle. The fireworks flew into the air, Zhu Si and the others just watched attentively from the sidelines, and the rootless monk sneered: "You guys are so stupid, the rescuers have all moved, don't run quickly, haha!" ”

Zhu Si and the others also laughed, and after laughing for a long time, the rootless monk felt that something was wrong, and squeezed out the words from between his teeth and asked the Kan Sect Leader beside him in a low voice: "Immortal Chief, when will the reinforcements come?" The leader of the Kan Sect also squeezed out his teeth and replied, "It must have come." The rootless monk asked again, "How far is it from us, and how long does it take to get here?" The leader of the Kan Sect replied: "There are still twenty miles away from us, and the city defense is not under the control of the master, and it is probably necessary to capture the city before he can come in, and it is estimated that it will take ten days and a half months." Just now, the cowhide was a little too much, and looking at this posture, whether the reinforcements can capture Yuncheng is still a matter of words. ”