Chapter 480: Remove your makeup first, then slap your face!

Jiaxiang County, Jining Prefecture, Shandong.

On the official road of Sanhetu, the dust is flying, and one hundred and ten war horses take the lead, surrounded by a big flag. Behind the banner, there are boundless people and horses coming from south to north along the official road.

About half of the cavalry, half of the infantry, the Chinese army mixed with the heavy wagons of the brigade, and the mischievous half-grown child ran a few steps, ran on the grain and grass cart to rest for a while, and then slipped off the cart with laughter and laughter in the unmalicious shouting and scolding of the commander.

Although it was a long-distance march, it was not a problem at all for those who had long regarded marching and fighting as commonplace. After walking for dozens of miles, there are still people like tigers and horses.

Under the banner of the first, on a jujube red horse, there is a real dragon, a dragon, a king dragon. It's just that, in contrast to the happy crowd around him, Wang Lung's expression is slightly melancholy, although he is also smiling, but there is always a feeling that people feel that he is smiling quite reluctantly.

Seeing this, Ekui on the side patted Wang Lung on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's hard to come out to breathe, you should smile, there is something that can't be solved." Killing people and drawing knives, eating meat and opening their mouths, things must be done little by little, and people must be killed one by one. Listen to your brother, don't be sad, follow the eldest prince to train well, there will be no one you can't kill in the future, and you can't do it. ”

At present, Wang Long, temporarily took the position of commander of a mixed brigade among the soldiers and horses in Shandong, although the imperial court gave him the title of chief soldier, but everyone knows that the current imperial decree and confessional documents are not as good as the toilet chips used in the toilet, and the thing can be washed and dried and can continue to be used, but the holy decree is useless. If Li Shouhan, the Duke of Liang Guogong, does not recognize Wang Long's new position, then he can only be very aggrieved and continue to be black.

Although the local treasury of Shandong Province was temporarily responsible for the food and salary expenses of Wang Long's department, there was still a lot of difference between Wang Long's official positions and strength compared to Ekui. If Equa is not a Sauron, it is simple and unwritten. Wang Lung is Luo Rucai's nephew, and he has never taken these clichΓ©s to heart, and Ekui's actions are enough to exchange for more than twenty military sticks.

Wang Lung shook his head and said, "Brother Ekui, although we have known each other for a short time, we are not worse than our own brothers. I'll be honest with you. My enmity with Chongzhen Lao'er is greater than that with Li Zicheng, I am not in a hurry to fight Beijing, can I kill Li Zicheng in a hurry? What I'm worried about now is that although I have beaten Abatai before, there has been nothing to do in Shandong recently, and I can't beat Henan for a while. ”

Tuha next to him hurriedly interjected when he heard it: "Mr. Wang." You will see the outside, and the battle will be fought sooner or later, and you are not in a hurry to do so. Anyway, the rabbits and badgers in Shenyang City are very happy, are you still afraid that there will be no meat to eat during the New Year? Eh, by the way, let's go out for a stroll for a short time, or let's find a place to borrow a pot stove to make something to eat, if not, buy some. ”

Ekui glared at Tuha. Dissatisfied said: "You foodie Tartar, you know how to eat." Your little salary. I'm afraid it's all turned into soju. Look at me, and then look at the other hussar brothers, which one doesn't have a matchmaker come to the door to say goodbye, buy one get one free, marry both sisters into the door, and feed us the little cavalry? It's okay for you to mix with flasks and bags of dried meat all day. ”

Ekui didn't mind grinning with a big mouth that cracked and burst his skin, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with the wine pot and dried meat every day." Anyway, I don't have much interest in girls, and I'm homeless. That's it, I'm happy today, I'm invited to this meal, let's go into the village and buy some soju beef. Drink him well. ”

(Ekui scolded Tuha for being a Tartar?) It seems that there is something wrong, everyone is obviously a tartar, right? οΌ‰

Ekui was about to continue counting Tuha, Wang Lung hurriedly said: "Brother Ekui, I also feel a little hungry, it seems that there are a few town shops in front of me that are quite large, let the guide ask what kind of place this is." If it's appropriate, let's go to the tip, buy some soju cooked meat, and let the sons and daughters have a good meal! When Ekui heard this, he had to nod his head in agreement, but when he asked, this was already the boundary of Jiaxiang County.

"Jiaxiang, Juye, Caozhou, a few days further forward is the boundary of Denglai Sanfu."

"Not far ahead is Yuncheng, Jining, where Liangshanbo is located in the Water Margin."

Although Ekui and the others were basically illiterate and forced to read and eliminate illiteracy, they could only recognize their own names and write hundreds of crooked characters. However, Water Margin has listened to a lot of comments and watched a lot of operas.

I could hear that not far away was the famous Liangshanbo, which suddenly made the hearts of the two Tartars of Ekui and Tuha itch, and they planned to visit the holy land in their hearts. As a result, as soon as the outspoken two guys spoke, they were scolded by Wang Long: "Go to Liangshanbo?" What's the point of going to see the old lair of those guys? If you look at it, you should go to Caozhou! ”

"Caozhou? What happened to Caozhou? "I only know Tuha, who slashes and kills horses, and he doesn't know why, he just vaguely knows that it seems that Caozhou's beef and mutton are good, and they taste very fragrant and rotten, and they don't know anything else.

"My lord, don't you want to take us to see the peony flowers?" Several officers frowned with bitter faces, although it was said that Caozhou peony was also the best in the world, but it was freezing on this day, and everyone did not have Wu Zetian's ability to make the peony bloom in winter.

"Caozhou, but there was an old-timer who killed officials and rebelled! It's much more powerful than Shuibo Liangshan. They entered Chang'an and became the emperor! ”

"Wang Lung, are you talking about Huang Chao?" Yang Shenzu, who had been silent in the crowd for a long time, suddenly fired a shot in a sullen voice.

"That's right, this is the man! When I was fighting Abatai in Shandong, I heard about his deeds. He also wrote two poems that have been praised to this day, which are majestic to read, and they are much more energetic than those bullshit things! ”

After clearing his throat on the horse, Wang Lung recited two chrysanthemum poems of Huang Chao: "The sassy west wind is planted all over the courtyard, and it is difficult for the cold fragrance and cold butterflies to come." If I am the Green Emperor in his year, I will report that the peach blossoms will bloom together. There is also a song "Not the First Queen's Fu Chrysanthemum" to stay until September 8 in autumn, and I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom. The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor. ”

"I kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom!"

"The city is full of golden armor!"

Huang Chao's poems were catchy, and they were quite in line with these people's appetites, which naturally resonated in their hearts, and even spread among the ranks.

This army, which was full of the words "kill" and "A", frightened the passers-by and merchants walking along the road and the peasants who were chopping wood and grass in the distant fields. Do something that is pleasing to the good and risky.

A team of nearly 10,000 people, as well as heavy vehicles and family members, naturally could not all pour into the town in front of them, so Wang Lung could only take some people to the town to buy some food, and the brigade camped outside the town.

The group hurried and soon entered the town. It coincides with the end of the year. It was when people were in a hurry to buy all kinds of New Year's goods, and the farmers in the villages carried their burdens and took the cabbage and radish grown at home, the tofu vermicelli they made, and the chickens and ducks they raised to the town to exchange some silver money, so that they could buy some New Year's goods for their wives and children. The streets were also bustling with people for a while.

The arrival of Wang Lung and the others did not cause any major panic, and the people on the street looked at the thick red cotton uniforms on their bodies and found that they were Governor Li's men. That is, the respective transactions are not mentioned. Under Governor Lee, no army dared to do anything wrong today.

"Whatever you want to buy, just do it." Wang Lung explained to the quartermaster and secretary who accompanied him, and then inquired about passers-by, and found a few small shops selling roast chicken and cooked meat.

As a result, they found that there were a bunch of people outside the roast chicken restaurant, as if they were arguing about something, Wang Lung and these people were all afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and they were all lively people. So he leaned over and asked.

As a result, when I asked, I really encountered something new. According to the narration of the people who watched the excitement around. It turned out that because Jining Prefecture is now known as the "hometown of Confucius and Mencius", the two families of Confucius and Mencius jointly made a one-yuan donation.

It is said that the Confucian family and the Meng family took pity on the poor students for not easy to study, so the family gave 100,000 silver dollars as the principal, and then called on the people of Shandong to donate widely to support the education of those students who are interested in scientific research. The Confucius and Mencius families also made slogans, calling one silver dollar per person. Everyone is happy. also said that everyone is a citizen of the Ming Dynasty, and everyone donates to fund education, so the world can be peaceful.

However, a few days ago, I was raising donations in the area of Zoucheng, Qufu, and today I don't know why, I came here to raise donations. "Listen to the one who exhorts donations. We are here in Jiaxiang, because there was a unicorn back then, and it was named after its meaning of Jiamei Xiangrui. It is also because we are the hometown of the famous Confucian saint Zeng Shen, and there is also the Zongsheng Temple where you can enjoy the incense sacrifice, in addition to the Zongsheng Temple, there is also the Ranzi Ancestral Hall. Everyone is a saint, so naturally they want to persuade them to donate. "Among the crowd of onlookers, there are people with good deeds who sell to Wang Lung and others.

Unexpectedly, although the shopkeeper had a good business and had some savings, people admitted that the good life was given by Liang Guogong, not by the students. According to his vulgar words: "When the Tartars called, which rat hole did you students hide into? "Therefore, it is natural to pay taxes to Liang Guogong, and it is okay to pay taxes to the imperial court and the emperor, but it is not good to donate to those guys who are not diligent and do not divide the grains." Lao Tzu gets up early and is greedy for darkness, kills chickens, defeathers and cooks meat, smokes and burns every day, is it easy to earn some silver? There is also a silver dollar per person, and everyone in the students is happy. They are happy, how much work does Lao Tzu have to change? The boss's face was flushed, and he didn't know whether he was blown red by the cold wind, or because he was angry.

Tuha said dissatisfiedly: "This boss is really picking, donating money to study, it is right, reward progress." I didn't expect the Kong family and the Meng family to be able to do such a good thing. ”

Wang Lung sneered, and he asked Tuha directly: "Tartar, have you ever done the work of smashing the kiln?" Tuha shook his head ignorantly, how could he understand this kind of charlatan? Wang Lung continued: "Ye used to do this, I remember there is a saying, called killing people and setting fire to the gold belt, paving bridges and repairing roads without corpses." What do you think of this, if it is literal, it is a good person who is not rewarded, but in fact, this is called the way of heaven. Because since ancient times, the so-called happy donation is that the rich person makes a show of it, and then coerces or induces others to contribute, and then the person who pays first takes the money back, and then divides the donation of others. Not only that, but people also earn a good reputation. It's just that most people can't find evidence of these things, but it's a pity that the master specializes in smashing kilns, and they can't hide these things from me. And I'm telling you, this thing is black and black. In the past, a rich man went around saying that another rich man had swallowed the money donated by Le, but later Lao Tzu smashed both of them, and found that he scolded the rich man for swallowing a small half of the money, and he himself swallowed more than ninety percent. Although neither of these goods is a good thing, but it is the loudest. It also tends to be the blackest. There is a special name for this kind of person on the rivers and lakes, called good sticks. ”

The so-called good stick refers to those who cheat money and make profits in the name of charity. Sun Yat-sen in "Spiritual Education for Soldiers": "Most of the people in the charity hall today are also fake charity and defraud money, so Guangdong Shantang." A man has a vision to be a good stick. Zou Lu, the famous leader of the Xishan Conference faction, quoted the "Circular No. 4 of the Chinese Revolutionary Party" in the fourth chapter of the first part of the "Manuscript of the History of the Chinese Kuomintang": "It is sincere that he is unwilling to sacrifice his rights, but on the contrary, he should not speak of rights, and he is like the so-called good stick in Guangdong, and he is not good at charity, but he advises others to be good and charitable, and he is not cautious!" ”

When E Kui heard this, he immediately became angry, and he immediately prepared to draw his knife and cut down the few guys who looked like roe deer, rats, thieves, and thieves, but they were persuaded to donate lotus, but Wang Lung stretched out his hand to stop them.

Wang Lung smiled and said, "Brother, don't be impatient. To deal with these people, you must catch them, otherwise they will play a scoundrel and damage the reputation of the eldest prince. I think so, it is better to let my brothers go out to explore the wind and scratch their tongues first, and when there is evidence, we will not be too late to do it. "After all, Wang Lung is a Shangguan, and Ekui is resentful. I had to put the knife into the sheath and wait through gritted teeth.

Three watches in the middle of the night. Most people have fallen asleep, and those who lead the way are no exception. However, the leader of the persuasion had a strange dream, dreaming that he was pulled out of the bed, stuffed into a sack, and finally poured a scoop of cold water.

Count nine cold winters, a scoop of cold water toppings. "Mom", the leader of the donors woke up and found that this did not seem to be a dream. I saw more than a dozen big men surrounding him, although I didn't know what their purpose was, but the leader of the donors still couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum.

See that he is awake. One of them smiled at him kindly and said, "Brother, don't be afraid, we have no ill will. By the way, you all laugh too, don't scare this brother. By the way, brother, you don't seem to have eaten yet, I have three delicious things here, I don't know what you want to eat. It was Wang Lung who said this, and he was also familiar with this kind of digging out the old nest.

Although he saw that Wang Lung was smiling kindly, the leader of the donors was not raw melons and eggs, how could he not know the twists and turns in this? So he hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy and said in a Qufu dialect: "Heroes, I am an errand runner, I will give you whatever money you want, as long as you leave me alive." When he arrived on the ground of the Yansheng Mansion, he couldn't say that we were still friends. ”

This boss is the old Jianghu, although he is begging for mercy, he is soft and hard, first moved out the backer behind him, and then outlined a good prospect of cooperation for the bandits in front of him.

Wang Lung didn't seem to hear what he said, and still said to himself: "Well, this is called Bandao noodles, and the method is to use a quick knife to insert it from the mouth until it reaches your stomach and intestines, and the taste is extremely refreshing." These two are called planting lotus, and the method is to wrap the human head in a cloth, smash open an ice surface, and plant it upside down in the mud in the water, leaving only the feet. These three, called not keeping birds, is to take down the second child. Brother, I don't know which one you prefer. ”

The donor hurriedly shook his head like a windmill, who can like this thing? However, the leader of the persuasion was also an old fritter, and he quickly reacted from his fright, and he emboldened himself a little and said, "Heroes, I dare to ask, do you want me to do anything?" Don't worry about this, compared to what you can do, the villain is naturally not worth mentioning, but as long as I can do it, from touching the nun's ass to stealing other people's children, I will do my best. ”

Wang Lung saw that it was almost over, so he said straight to the point: "Lao Tzu doesn't talk nonsense with you, I have earned a lot of money by persuading donations during the day, you can report the number of this money, and I will make it up to you when I return to Jinan." Now, though, you'll have to go door-to-door to get the money back. In addition, I want to know who is the owner and who is in charge. If I'm not satisfied, I'll do it all once in the order of three-one-two. ”

How dare the leader of the persuasion donate object, and hurriedly thanked Wang Lung for not killing, Wang Lung was not polite, just nodded and said: "I will get up early tomorrow to repay the money, I have to be sincere, and I have to make it clear who is behind the scenes." Okay, your people are tied up outside, I think half of them are waste, you pick a few that are not waste, and the rest, send them to see the Buddha! ”

The next day, accompanied by the melodious melody of the erhu's bitter cauliflower, the leader of the donor led a few men with blue noses and swollen faces to start sending money from door to door. The procedure is, give yourself two big mouths first, and what you smoke is not posing and clapping palms in film and television dramas, but the real value of pumping. After the draw, the donors were advised to give yesterday's donations. Then he knelt down in the direction of the Zongsheng Temple where Zeng Shen was enshrined not far away.

Crying bitterly, he said, Old Master Kong, open your eyes, your children are more than one thing. You teach them to be benevolent, righteous, courteous, wise, and faithful, and they are deceived and deceitful; You taught them to be virtuous, and they were not virtuous. In the past, they were bullying a tenant to pick up ashes, but now they have upgraded and begun to learn from the charlatans to deceive. These things were forced to do by those bastards of the Kong family. I can't help it if I'm a villain, but you're a saint, you have to manifest your spirit.

After speaking, the donor began to cry bitterly and narrated the essence of the one-yuan donation, that is, the Confucius and Mencius families pretended to give some money, and then deceived others to donate, and finally the two of them divided the big head, and they were small minions and small heads. The operation method in this is basically the same as Huang Shilang's approach in "Let the Bullets Fly".

Actually. Comrade Li Desheng has a saying that is very reasonable, that is, the eyes of the masses of the people are clear, and the masses of the people have long known this set of exhortations to donate. It's just that, according to the standard of conscience of the people, half of the black is used for half.

It's a pity that what they don't know is that the profit margin of philanthropy can't be compared to drug trafficking. If there is not enough profit to hold up. Do you think those capitalists will let so many venture capitalists do nothing, digging holes and digging holes to donate to charities? If not to avoid the high inheritance tax. Will Gates and others hand over all their inheritance to charitable foundations to be taken care of by their children? Didn't you see that the Corleone family has set up a foundation to donate to the Holy See?

Besides, what is the black half? Ten percent is the conscientious practice of a foundation established by a certain film and television star. It's a pity that some people who don't know the truth still loudly denounce it, it's really too young. The vast majority of charitable institutions have 99% donations, not to mention income such as tax avoidance and money laundering through donations. Although Jueyuan and ****** have taken a photo with the master of the sea. Moreover, the accounts are also unclear, and it is said that a lot of money was given to the sea division. However, people are doing business with a compassionate heart of worshiping the Buddha, and naturally there is nothing that cannot be contributed to the Buddha, if it is not for the fact that Master Dahai is old, his body cannot withstand the loss of ****** cultivation. Jueyuan will take the initiative to let ****** go to the sea to play the role of Concubine Ming and Tara. First, they did not participate in human trafficking, second, they did not participate in smuggling and trafficking of drugs, and third, they did not organize demonstrations and demonstrations. I didn't expect that after giving the money to the master of the sea, what would those people under him do with the money, they were wronged! Patriotic trolls, can't you show mercy to people with such a conscience?

Wang Lung's behavior is tantamount to pouring a basin of makeup remover on the grease and powdered faces of the Confucian and Mencian families, who have been showing benevolence, righteousness and morality for thousands of years, and then slapping them twice on the left and right of the face.

The news reached Qufu, a state of etiquette that has changed dynasties many times over the past thousands of years, and was so angry that Kong Yinzhi, the 65th grandson of Confucius, threw the big seal of Qufu County on the table to the ground.

Since the beginning of the Apocalypse, this guy who attacked the Holy Father of Yan, in the first year of Shunzhi, after Shunzhi entered Beijing, Shandong Governor Fang Dayou said that at the beginning of the founding of the country, it was advisable to respect the first sage. Under the Ministry of Rites, the Duke of Yansheng and his official subordinates followed the old system. He planted the division of the dynasty and sent officials to welcome labor. Entering the court, the class train university scholars went to the banquet and gave gifts.

After the notorious shaving order arrived in Shandong, the Yan Shenggong of the Ming and Qing dynasties led the whole family to shave their hair together. Regarding this incident, Kong Wen, the prefect of Qufu at the time, said: "Kong Yinzhi, the son of the minister's family, has led the fourth generation of descendants to tell the ancestral temple, and they all obeyed the order to shave their hair." But the first saint for the ceremonial sect, Yan, Zeng, Meng Sanxian up and wings, the great person of the ceremony should not be in the crown clothes, the chapter of the first saint is in the fold, the descendants of the generations to keep it, it is to the Han Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, although the system has gains and losses, the sole minister has served the system, and it has not been changed for three thousand years. Once it changes today, I am afraid that the emperor will worship Confucianism and Taoism, and there will be no preparation. Whether or not the hair should be restored to the clothes of the ancestors is the only one that is judged by the Holy Order. (The name of this prefect is too difficult to type, so it's good for everyone to understand.) οΌ‰

What does that mean? Governor Kong said in the recital, Your Majesty, our family has all shaved their heads in front of our ancestors in accordance with your will. However, our family is also a figure with a head and a face, and the Yan family, the Zeng family, and the Meng family are all looking at us. Our family has gone through 3,000 years, and the clothes and hairstyles have only been modified and modified, and there is not so much movement. Now that we have shaved our heads, we can be regarded as giving the emperor face. However, Your Majesty's face is a little unsightly. Can you give me a face, so that our family can change back to their original clothes?

As a result, this Master Kong was ordered to be severely punished. For the sake of being a descendant of a saint, they did not kill him, but cut him off his official position and never hired him.

"Li Huayu, there is you! We'll see! Yan Shenggong Kong Yinzhi looked at the big seal of Qufu County and the black and red fire sticks that were picked up by his family in a panic, and his teeth creaked in his mouth.

"Who is that Wang Lung? The remnants of the Liukou Luo Rucai who surrendered? Come on, go up, I want to join Li Huayu's army and destroy the people! (To be continued.) )