On a certain day in June of the tenth year of Wanli, this day is the auspicious day of the zodiac, and it is appropriate to get married. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This day is also a day of great joy for the Zhen Mansion of Juxianfang.

The people in Zhen's mansion put up lanterns and guests.

The Zhen family has taken root in Beijing for many years, and their ancestors were once princes of one party, and they have a wide range of people.

On this day, the daughter of Zhenfu got married, so there were many guests.

Master Zhen is not good at socializing, so Mrs. Zhen came forward, and he drank tea in the side hall with a few calligraphy and painting friends on weekdays.

Mrs. Zhen is delicate and skillful, and she also comes forward to pick up people and things in Zhen's house on weekdays. At this moment, Mrs. Zhen was sitting in the hall in auspicious clothes, receiving the guests.

"Mrs. Zhen, I'm very happy to have this good family affair."

Mrs. Zhen's face was full of spring breeze, but she said reservedly: "Where is this?" ”

The greeting guest smiled and said, "Isn't it yet?" Lin Mansion is in full swing at the moment, and my uncle's younger brother is the champion of today's department, Wenqu Xing is down, and he is a celebrity in front of the emperor. Madam, your family will have this family affair, and you will enjoy endless glory and wealth in the future! ”

Mrs. Zhen said lightly when she heard this: "Where can you say so well." It is true that he Lin Mansion is a Lin Sanyuan, but the ancestors have been just a family of Lu Zuo for generations. And our Zhen family has also been out of the domain, and it can be regarded as a famous family. Lin Sanyuan asked our Zhen family to marry, and he also hired three media and six people, I saw that the people were very sincere, so they promised their daughter to his family, but they didn't mean to touch him at all. ”

Seeing Mrs. Zhen say this, all the guests also said in response to the situation: "That is, as the saying goes, the door is against the door, and the door is against the door." Since ancient times, marriage has been a good match. Zhenfu is from Tsinghua University, and it is also a scholarly family. The Lin Mansion married you, and that was also the blessing of their Lin family. ”

Listening to the words of the congratulatory guests, Mrs. Zhen smiled and chatted with everyone with a smile.

There were a few people on the side who were secretly chewing on the root of their tongues.

"Look at Mrs. Zhen's look today. I heard that when Lin Sanyuan was idle before, their Zhen family was planning to withdraw from the marriage. It's good now, people are gaining power, and his Zhen family will be complacent, and he doesn't look down on Lin Fu's poor family in his words. ”

"That's not it, she doesn't look at herself, his Zhen family has not been a jinshi for two generations, and his son is not angry, if his daughter doesn't marry better, how can such a big family business not be kept."

"Obviously, he was cheeky to send it to Lin Sanyuan's mansion, but it made others seem to be climbing."

When several people were chatting, Zhang Shen came to the house.

As soon as she heard that this nephew was coming, Mrs. Zhen immediately went out of the door, and sent her subordinates: "Hurry up and invite the master out, just say that his nephew is here." ”

The guests couldn't help but be surprised, who is this, such a big face.

But seeing Zhang Shen walk up to Mrs. Zhen and say, "Auntie is polite, nephew, I and a few friends will come to congratulate you, and this colored satin will be used to congratulate you." ”

Mrs. Zhen said with a smile on her face: "It's good that you're here, what kind of gift do you give?" ”

After Zhang Whale knew that Zhang Shen almost offended Lin Yanchao, he didn't wait to see Zhang Shen for a while. But then she knew that Mrs. Zhen was going to marry Lin Yanchao, and she suddenly became enthusiastic about Zhang Shen. Zhang Shen didn't understand that his value in Zhang Whale's eyes was all on Lin Yanchao, and he thought that he had been valued by Zhang Whale recently, and he was very proud.

Zhang Shen smiled and said, "Why hasn't my uncle come to the door yet?" ”

Mrs. Zhen complained: "No, when their Lin Mansion said that they wanted to pick a good day according to the customs of Fujian, you see that it was full of guests, but people still didn't come." ”

Zhang Shen sneered when he heard this: "This family hasn't married yet, and the Lin Mansion is quite capable of posing music." Auntie, let me tell you, this uncle was like that in the Lin Mansion that day, you also saw it, the scheming is deep, and he actually wants to empty the gloves of the white wolf, which is a character. ”

"If my sister marries in the future, if you are angry with your uncle all day long, how can you bear this."

Mrs. Zhen sighed: "Then what else can I do, my daughter was raised since she was a child, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a golden branch and jade leaf." If she suffers in her husband's family, our mother's family will have to endure it no matter how much she has to endure it, and she will have to accompany her smiling face. ”

Zhang Shen sighed: "So I'm really not worth it for my sister." ”

As he was talking, there was a sound of blowing and beating outside the door of the house.

All the guests in the mansion were happy: "Uncle, uncle is here." ”

So they all left the house and came to the gate of the house.

The gate of Zhen's mansion was closed, and it seemed that he was preparing to block the door. But I heard a burst of laughter outside the door: "Open the door quickly, open the door quickly, the new aunt is coming." ”

Master Zhen also arrived at this time, and Mrs. Zhen complained at first sight: "When is it, you will know how to play calligraphy and painting with your fox friends and dog friends." ”

Master Zhen said with a smiling face: "Madame, what are you angry about today's happy day." ”

Mrs. Zhen was unhappy in her heart, and even said, "Can you not be angry?" Our daughters are going to marry and suffer. ”

Master Zhen smiled and said: "Where are you, Lin Sanyuan is a celebrity in front of the Son of Heaven now, and when he rises to the top in the future, he still expects others to help our Zhen family." How can such a family make our daughter suffer? ”

Mrs. Zhen said hurriedly: "That's not what I'm talking about. ”

So Mrs. Zhen said Zhang Shen's words, and Master Zhen also shook his head and said, "What's the use of you saying this at this time, my daughter is going to get married."

Zhang Shen said on the side: "I can't let this uncle get his hands on it easily, let him suffer a little when he blocks the door today, see his sincerity, and cherish it in the future." ”

Mrs. Zhen listened: "This is a good one, men are like this, and they don't know how valuable they are." ”

Zhang Shen smiled and said, "Auntie, you have left this matter to me." ”

So Zhang Shen and a few of his friends swaggered to the front of the mansion and said, "Slow." ”

The subordinates saw it and asked, "Zhang Gongzi, what's the matter?" ”

Zhang Shen said: "Just open the door to welcome my uncle, isn't it too easy for them?" Let's block the door and make some twists and turns! ”

Everyone said: "Yes, yes, just now we have already tested their entrance poems, drank barricade wine, and sealed red envelopes." ”

"A few poems, a few glasses of wine want to enter the door, how easy is it?" Zhang Shen said disdainfully.

When everyone heard this, they laughed: "Whatever Zhang Gongzi says, let's do it." ”

At this time, the outside shouted: "If you can't open the door, if you don't open it, we'll break in." ”

"Break in!" There was a commotion outside.

Zhang Shen shouted at the top of his throat: "What's the hurry? Let's not miss this time and a half, I have a few questions here to take a good test, and you can enter this course only if you answer correctly. ”

Outside said unhappily: "Didn't you read the poem to you?" Why do you have to test questions again. ”

Zhang Shen said domineeringly: "If you read the poem, you can't take the test, and if you don't test the topic, we won't open the door." ”

As soon as Zhang Shen said this, there was silence outside the mansion for a while, and suddenly someone heard it: "Why is it so troublesome to become a parent, and you want to refuse and welcome it so much." Don't you know that I hate guessing lantern riddles the most? ”

Hearing the new aunt say, 'If you want to refuse and welcome', the people in Zhen's Mansion are all embarrassed, do you talk like this?

The guests hurriedly relieved themselves and said with a smile: "The new aunt is really funny. ”

Zhang Shen sneered and thought to himself, the new aunt is a straw bag, and he can't even guess the lantern riddle, see how I lose your face.

"If you guess wrong, don't enter the door, don't become this parent."

"Alright, alright, I guess so."

Seeing that the other party was soft, Zhang Shen smiled, he didn't have any ink in his stomach, and thought for a long time: "The first question, draw the time round, write the time square, the time is short, the summer is long, type a word!" ”

After a moment, the outside sneered: "What did I think of the title?" Isn't that a 'day'? My three-year-old in Fujian knows it. ”

Zhang Shen was slightly surprised, you can't even pass the county test, I don't believe that you have real talent? So Zhang Shen said: "Untie the three autumn leaves, and you can bloom February flowers." Cross the river three feet of waves, into the bamboo ten thousand poles slanted. ”

After a while, he replied: "A wind word, I thought it was so difficult, too easy, too easy, something difficult." ”

"The left side does not come out, the right side does not come out, either it does not come out of it, or it does not come out of it."

"Isn't this a forest character? When you get into my own family, will you? I don't know how to do lantern riddles on weekdays, can you test me with some difficulty? ”

Zhang Shen and a few of his fox friends and dog friends, even took a few questions, but Lin Yanshou answered them without saying anything, and was ridiculed every sentence, and they were suddenly depressed, and when did they say that this son was so powerful?

"Maybe this son doesn't learn anything, but is only good at lantern riddles, let's make a joint test for him." Zhang Shen's military advisers made a plan.

Zhang Shen said loudly: "The riddle is over, I'll do the couplet again." ”

"Couplet! I'm better than a lantern riddle? Let's take the test for something else! ”

"No, no," Zhang Shen and they were unanimously overjoyed, this is taking advantage of your illness to kill you: "If you don't answer the couplet, you won't be allowed to enter the door." ”

They didn't know what was snickering outside.

In Lin Yanshou's welcoming team, there are Sun Chengzong, Tao Wangling, Guo Zhengyu and other gunmen to help, not to mention blocking the door to take the exam, participating in the imperial examination, maybe I can give you a champion back.

The ink in the stomachs of Zhang Shen and his friends, that is, the level of lantern riddles on Qianmen Street and the level of writing couplets at temple fairs, where is their opponent.

"Although the couplet is not good, but in order to see the lady, there is no way. Let's get the question! ”

Zhang Shen was quite proud, and read: "Listen to the Shanglian, less water and sand will appear." ”

Outside the wall, Lin Yanshou said: "This is so difficult, wait, there is 'an earthen embankment'." ”

Good, good.

There was a cheer from the crowd.

Zhang Shen stayed for a long time, and then he reacted and said: "Shanglian, silkworms are insects in the world." ”

"Xialian, Hong is a riverside bird, hehe, in this private school, the teacher happened to teach me."

That's fine, shit luck is too good, right? Zhang Shen scolded left and right, how is it so easy? Find it in the book for me.

The others took the book and flipped through it for a long time and said, "There is a difficult one here." Zhang Shen looked at it and smiled slightly: "Shanglian, no mountain is as good as Wushan." That's up to you. ”

"Haha, how can the water be as clear as the river, I just saw it when I opened the book last night."

Zhang Shen was furious when he heard this, smashed the book on the ground and scolded: "Find me again." ”

This is a humanitarian: "There is, there is, smoke lock pond willow." ”

Zhang Shen frowned and asked, "What's so difficult about this?" ”

The man said: "Childe, you don't know, this is from Chen Zisheng's book, this couplet says an eternal absolute, what is absolute, you look at the five words of smoke lock pond willow, take gold, wood, water, fire and earth." ”

"In ancient times, there was an examiner who took this joint examination for two candidates, one of whom left immediately, and the other who left after contemplating for a while. The examiner took this person who left immediately, and when others asked him why, the examiner said that this link is absolute, and those who can judge it at first sight must be highly talented. ”

Zhang Shen smiled and said, "So, no one can understand?" ”

Everyone smiled and said, "Exactly, exactly." ”

So Zhang Shen said outward: "Shanglian, smoke lock pond willow, answer and we'll open the door." ”

Sure enough, there was silence outside the wall for a while, and Lin Yanshou said: "This couplet is absolute through the ages, how can you come up with this couplet, this clearly doesn't allow us to enter this door." ”

Zhang Shen laughed when he heard this: "What is the eternal absolute, how come I don't know?" If you can answer, you can go in, and if you can't, don't go in. ”

"This is difficult for a strong man."

Zhang Shen said: "No, you answer, answer that someone comes out and calls you father." ”

"Daddy? Haha, if I answer two here, don't you call grandpa? ”

"That's it."

At this time, a hehehehe laughed from outside the wall and said, "Okay, we answered." ”

"The next link is, the autumn stream is pine."

Zhang Shen changed color, did he really answer them? Isn't this an absolute for the ages? Why was they right? How is this possible? Isn't it a deception in the book?

"Slow down, Taoran Jinjiang embankment."

"Wait, I've come up with another couplet, the candle engraved river dam pine."

"By the way, there's also the Lamp Tingdigui."

"Forget it, let's get five together, Candle Shuo (Tongshuo) Jiutan Gui, by the way, by the way, I will test you, what is the name of grandpa's grandfather's father?"

Haha, there was a big laugh outside the door.

The expressions of Zhang Shen and the others were all different and wonderful, and they couldn't wait to bury their heads in the ground.

A long laugh came from outside the door: "How can Cao Zijian become a poem in seven steps in the past!" Open the door quickly, and don't miss the auspicious time. ”

The people of the Zhen Mansion were also watching Zhang Shen and their jokes.

No, this Lin Yanshou must ask you for help, okay, he actually cheated.

Hearing this, Zhang Shen was furious, raised his head and shouted outside the door: "Is this the end?" I heard that our uncle is Lin Sanyuan's brother, and the eight-strand article must be well-written, so you can write a current article with the title of the four words 'wife as the husband', let me wait and see. ”

After Zhang Shen finished speaking, everyone said: "This move is too much, the wife is the husband, aren't you humiliating?" Don't let people get off the stage. ”

Zhang Shen reprimanded: "What's wrong with the humiliation? ”

Sure enough, there was silence outside the wall.

After half a ring, he said outside the wall: "We don't do this problem!" You deceive people too much. ”

Zhang Shen sneered: "I don't know what is too deceitful, I only know that I don't even know this topic, so don't think about entering the door to marry." ”

Outside the wall, he said: "Love can't enter, such a baby, you can keep it for yourself, marry yourself, I don't want to be angry, let's go home!" ”

"It's over, let's go!" Outside the wall, they said.

Hearing this, Zhen's Mansion was suddenly in chaos.

Zhang Shen sneered: "What are you afraid of, auntie, don't worry, what about people slandering us?" ”

After Zhang Shen finished saying this, everyone made up their minds, but after a while, the people of the Zhang Mansion looked out of the crack in the door and said loudly: "Childe is not good, the people of the Lin Mansion are really gone!" ”