Chapter 806: Parting Poems
Although the problem girl is not an eye or a nose to Zhu Ping'an, those who can roll their eyes are not right, and those who can snort coldly are not good at talking, but under the enthusiastic round of the young man who calls himself Huang San, the negotiation atmosphere in the backyard of the pastry shop is quite harmonious.
A brain-dead problem girl, what to worry about with her, Zhu Ping'an automatically ignored the problem girl, and talked happily with Huang San.
"Oh, by the way, Brother Zhu is going to lease this store, right? No problem, we can sign the contract, I can make the decision on the rent, and reduce the rent by one or two pieces every month. After the greetings, Huang San said to Zhu Ping'an.
"That's embarrassing." Zhu Ping'an politely excused himself.
"Excuse me, you're still standing here? If you're embarrassed, let's go, and no one forces you to rent. The problem girl on the side sneered and ridiculed Zhu Ping'an.
"Ahem......" Zhu Ping'an choked and coughed at the words of the problem girl.
"Imperial Sister!" Huang San looked at the problem girl a little helplessly, and then apologized to Zhu Ping'an, "Ahem, I'm sorry Brother Zhu, my sister just loves to joke, Brother Zhu, please forgive me, don't take it to heart." ”
"Brother Huang! I'm not kidding. Why apologize to him! The problem girl puffed out her cheeks dissatisfiedly, and then turned her anger to Zhu Ping'an, and glared at Zhu Ping'an fiercely with a pair of big eyes.
"It's okay, it's okay, children......" Zhu Ping'an hooked the corners of his lips slightly, and glanced at the girl in question, looking like he was a humble gentleman, and the other party was just an ignorant child, and he didn't look like her.
Zhu Ping'an's contempt deeply pierced the heart of the troubled girl.
Since I was a child, I have always been held and coaxed by others, I have never heard a word of weight, and no one has ever dared to look at myself with such contemptuous eyes!
But Zhu Ping'an, an exhibitionist, this dog minion, dared to despise and look down on himself, and said that he was sick, and sarcastically said that he was a child!
It's tolerable, it's unbearable.
"Presumptuous, Zhu Ping'an! If you look at me like this again, believe it or not, I'll let people gouge out your dog's eyes! The girl pointed at Zhu Ping'an angrily, her little face was full of anger, and a pair of good-looking eyes stared at Zhu Ping'an fiercely, as if Zhu Ping'an had been humiliated.
Uh, here we go again!
Zhu Ping'an felt that his temper was good enough, but he was scolded by the problem girl repeatedly and four times, and he still couldn't help but feel a wave of anger in his heart.
Originally, for your brother's sake, I don't know as much as a problem girl like you, but you're not endless.
In modern times, there is a very classic saying that goes like this:
If you are bitten by a rabid dog,
Do you want to take a bite back on it?
Yes, do not bite back.
But what if this dog bites endlessly, bite after bite, without rest in between?!
"Didn't you brush your teeth in the morning?"
Zhu Ping'an turned his head to look at the problem girl, and smiled, eight white teeth shining in the sun.
"What do you mean?" The problem girl was dazzled by Zhu Ping'an's white teeth, and she didn't react for a while.
After being stunned for a second, the problem girl reacted, Zhu Ping'an was sarcastic for her impolite speech and bad breath.
"Zhu Ping'an, you are presumptuous......"
After reacting, the problem girl was about to go crazy, and she was the eldest princess of the Ming Dynasty, and she was ridiculed for bad breath.
Another burst of chickens and dogs.
Huang San's young man struggled to stabilize the situation, but the problem girl was even more uncooperative.
"Zhu Ping'an, you go, you are not welcome here." The girl stared at Zhu Ping'an coldly, stretched out her little finger and pointed in the direction of the door.
"Imperial sister ......" Huang San looked helpless, and stretched out his hand to put it on the shoulder of the problem girl.
"Brother Huang, I don't care, I also have my share of this shop, I don't want to rent it to him. Even if you rent it to a dog, you won't rent it to Zhu Ping'an. The problem girl played with her temperament, and glared at Zhu Ping'an fiercely again as she spoke.
"Imperial sister, since the opening of the store, there has been a loss every day....... Huang San young man persuaded bitterly.
"Brother Huang, I don't rent, I'm sure I'll be able to earn silver...... You just let me open it, Brother Huang, please......" The problem girl pulled Huang San's sleeve and sprinkled Jiao, much cuter than when she was commanding.
"This ......" Huang San looked at the problem girl helplessly, "Didn't you also agree to rent it yesterday?" ”
"I just want to wait for him to come, and then tell him in person that I won't rent it to him." The girl stretched out her pink little finger and pointed at Zhu Ping'an.
Nima!
Fool me!
Zhu Ping'an was speechless at the problem girl, this little girl was simply underwhelmed. It turned out that she didn't want to rent to herself in the first place, and she agreed to rent it yesterday just so that when she came to sign the contract, she would say to her face that she would not rent it to herself.
"Brother Zhu, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect things to be like this......"
Huang San's young man repeatedly tried to persuade the problem girl to no avail, so he had to look at Zhu Ping'an with an embarrassed face, not knowing how to explain.
"Brother Huang doesn't have to be like this, there is uncertainty in the transaction." Zhu Ping'an waved his hand indifferently and smiled slightly.
"Brother Huang, why did you apologize to him." The girl rolled her eyes and muttered quietly.
Huang San glanced at the problem girl, and the problem girl stopped talking, but the rolled eyes did not mean to fall.
"Zhu still has to go to find a store, so I won't bother and leave." Zhu Ping'an ignored the problem girl, said goodbye to Huang Sanju, and turned to leave.
"Even if you're still a little bit of an eye, you know you're in the way...... I haven't left yet, I want to eat a closed door. ”
When the problem girl saw Zhu Ping'an say goodbye, a smug look appeared on her little face, like a little hen who had won a battle, she took two steps forward with her head held high, chased Zhu Ping'an's back, and pulled a long voice in a weird way.
Zhu Ping'an's figure out of the door paused, then stopped and turned around, looking at the problem girl with a smile, if a humble gentleman, "Business is not benevolent, meeting is fate, the girl is so innocent, Zhu has a poem for the girl." ”
Speaking, without waiting for the girl to refuse, Zhu Ping'an walked back to the table in the courtyard where the contract was ready to be signed, picked up the brush, and wrote a poem in a dragon and phoenix dance:
"Lying Spring"
The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful.
Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.
The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.
The text does not add points, it is done overnight, and the whole poem does not take a minute, and the poem is gone, hiding merit and fame.
"Who scarce your broken poems."
By the time the problem girl reacted, Zhu Ping'an had already disappeared at the door.