After the banquet, Yan Shifan took the proprietress back to Yan's mansion, and he must have tossed some clouds and rain again.

I heard that Yan Shifan can be called the ancient Guanxi brother, but in view of the limited technology, in order to count how many women he played, this guy specially sent the people of the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau to make a batch of white thick towels of about two feet, and the royal maid spread the white thick towel on the bed, and each royal woman left a thick towel and threw the thick towel to the bottom of the bed.

And Yan Shifan has a concubine who is responsible for counting the number of thick towels under the bed, it is said that in a year, the thick towels under the bed can accumulate more than 900, which means that Yan Shifan plays with an average of three women a day.

But listening to Zhang Siwei's guy, of course, he also heard what others said, saying that Yan Shifan's tools for committing crimes seem to be quite small.

Ahem

Anyway, I couldn't help but think of the poem "As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle", it's so dirty, I didn't expect you to be such a Li Bai

Zhu Ping'an said goodbye to everyone with three points of drunkenness, and then took the passage note opened by Yan Shifan and went all the way to the Linhuai Marquis Mansion. Some people in the court are different, with Yan Shifan's handwriting, the road is unimpeded, and no one dares to stop them.

At this time, it was also a thick night, and when I returned to the Linhuai Hou Mansion, everyone in the Linhuai Hou Mansion slept.

However, although everyone slept, the congratulatory gifts to celebrate Zhu Ping'an's promotion were also sent to Zhu Ping'an's guest room by the small servant. When Zhu Ping'an returned to the guest room, he saw the congratulatory gifts sent by people from all walks of life in the house, Zhu Ping'an packed up the congratulatory gifts and put them in the corner of the room, preparing to leave them directly to the Hou Mansion when he left.

His relationship with Li Shu. It's fake, and there's no reason to accept congratulatory gifts from the Li family.

After a simple freshening up, I went straight to bed and rested. The faint smell of wine steamed and fell asleep.

The next morning, Zhu Ping'an got up very early, and countless stars outside were still embedded in the dark sky, and Zhu Ping'an had already washed and dressed.

"Giggles, congratulations to my uncle's promotion, Miss specially instructed the kitchen to add dishes to my uncle." The little girl with the bun came very early today, nearly an hour earlier than usual, and pushed open the door of Zhu Ping'an's room with the food box. A bun face smiled sweetly.

The little girl with the bun said, and then hugged the food box to her chest, like a kitten waiting for praise.

"Then thank you for me." Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile when he saw this.

"What are you talking nonsense, dead girl. Who deliberately ordered the kitchen to add vegetables, but they just didn't want the vegetables they bought to be wasted. ”

Li Shu's voice was very timely, and as soon as Zhu Ping'an's words fell, Li Shu's lark-like voice came. After entering the room. Li Shu glared at the little girl with a bun hard. The little girl with the bun is about to turn into a little quail.

Li Shu's elegant Hanfu is exquisitely designed into a swan costume, which is very eye-catching, outlining the effect of the swan's wings, coupled with Li Shu's delicate face and fair complexion, it is simply beautiful.

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but look at it twice.

Seeing this, Li Shu's eyes were as dark as ink, and the joy in her eyes flashed, but her face was deliberately piled up with anger, and she dug Zhu Ping'an's eyes hard.

"Zhu Ping'an, you have been promoted, and your courage has become bigger. Look again, believe it or not, I made people gouge out your eyes. Li Shujiao snorted. The little tiger teeth are all exposed.

Sure enough, no matter how beautiful a person is, he comes up willfully, and he doesn't feel anything.

Zhu Ping'an shook his head, and then suddenly found that there seemed to be a black mole on the tip of Li Shu's nose, no, after a closer look, he found that the black spot was not a black mole, how could it look like the bottom of the pot was ash.

Zhu Ping'an often helped his mother Chen burn the fire when he was a child, and he couldn't be more familiar with the ashes at the bottom of the pot.

The tip of Li Shu's nose looks like the bottom of the pot ash, which is a little strange, how can there be ash on the tip of the nose of Li Shu, the dignified eldest lady. If there is a pot bottom ash on the tip of the nose of the bun girl, it is normal, although the bun girl is a close-fitting big girl, but it is normal to go to the kitchen occasionally to help. It's just that, how can there be ash on the tip of Li Shu's nose?

"Ah, why do you still read, have you read all the sage books in the dog's belly?"

Zhu Ping'an has been staring at Li Shu, and Li Shu, as a party concerned, is naturally clear about this. There was some secret joy in his heart, but his face was pouting and coquettish.

"Do you think you're beautiful?" Zhu Ping'an looked at the black dots that shook with the tip of Li Shujiao's nose when she was angry, and couldn't help but ask with a soft smile.

"Huh, what do you say?" Li Shujiao snorted, and looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees arrogantly.

"I think you're like a white lotus out of the mud." Zhu Ping'an laughed softly.

A white lotus out of the mud? Li Shu heard this, a touch of joy appeared on the corner of her mouth, and after listening to Zhu Ping'an's words, Li Shu was like the sentence in Zhou Dunyi's "Ai Lian Said" in the Song Dynasty for the first time, "Yu Du Ai Lian is out of the mud but not stained, and the water is clear and rippled but not demonic"

This idiot is saying that I am out of the mud and unstained, holy and beautiful.

There is also "I love the lotus" means that I like the lotus, and this nerd says that I am like a white lotus, so doesn't it mean that "I like you" This nerd wants to confess to me?

Don't think about Li Shu, how can this nerd think so much, confessing or something must be thinking too much, this nerd just casually said that I am holy and beautiful, he will not be like so much as a nerd.

In the blink of an eye, Li Shu had countless thoughts in her mind.

"You, hmph, don't think I'll forgive you if you say nice things." Li Shuqiao's face was slightly red, and she said angrily.

"Uh, you're thinking too much." Zhu Ping'an shook his head and smiled, "I mean you're stinky." ”

You idiot, fuck the shit! I even said that I was stinky and beautiful!

Hearing this, Li Shu couldn't wait to bite Zhu Ping'an into pieces! This bad guy came to bully me again, the white lotus out of the mud, the silt stinks, the lotus flower is beautiful, and the "white lotus out of the mud" together is stinky beauty. Bad guy, this bad guy! Trick yourself again!

"Zhu Ping'an" Li Shu was about to go crazy when he saw it.

"You have ash on the tip of your nose." When Zhu Ping'an's small universe was about to explode, Zhu Ping'an said lightly.

Zhu Ping'an's words were like a basin of cold water, which instantly extinguished Li Shu's anger.

"Ash?" Li Shu was stunned, and then walked quickly to the bronze mirror in Zhu Ping'an's room and looked at it.

"It's not ash." Li Shu said and wiped the ash off the tip of her nose with her hand in the mirror, and then said with a slightly red face, "That's when I drew my eyebrows in the morning, the ink pen accidentally fell on the tip of my nose." ”

Oh, I see, I said how could there be ash on the tip of Li Shu's nose, it turned out that the eyebrow pencil accidentally fell on the tip of his nose when applying makeup, Zhu Ping'an nodded and agreed with Li Shu's explanation. (To be continued.) )