"Slap him in the face, slap him in the face, it's really a good opportunity!"

Is this system a little out of order, is it because the death of the previous host has left a shadow on it?

You are the one who is out of order, you have the shadow, I am the great Zero Zero One, I am the great gentleman inheritance system, the gentleman, is to slap the face as a business.

"Okay, okay, don't scream in my head, I don't know what to do with this face."

"Boy, tell me, which idiot arranged for you to come, to do this idiotic thing, to test me, don't you know, what kind of place is this?"

Slap in the face, sure enough, it is a slap in the face, it seems that there should be a lot of people today, so this case is almost next to each other, and Yang Qiao is almost next to this newcomer, so is it convenient to slap the face.

Especially his action, it made this person stunned all of a sudden, didn't he say, the gentleman didn't move his mouth, but, why are you slapping me in the face?

"I asked you to slap your face, but not to let you really slap your face, but to let you, alas, alas, are you stupid, or? Hey, no, why didn't he react! ”

It's not that there is no reaction, but it's stunned, stunned, this face, in this life, has never been so insulted.

"You!"

"Shhh, don't do such an idiotic thing, let me laugh at you, you know what kind of place this is, this is the home of Confucius, the home of Confucius who talks and laughs and has a lot of Confucianism, and has no white ding, you say, you do this idiotic thing, can I believe it, drink hot cup of water, say it is good tea, are you stupid, or am I stupid, or is the person who arranged for you to come and test me stupid?"

Yang Qiao didn't know that at this time, the people in this room were listening to his conversation, especially when he slapped his face and insulted people, originally, someone was going to be angry, but, in a word, let them sit back again, otherwise, otherwise the price would be dropped.

"Little friend, good sentences, good sentences, there is no white thing to talk and laugh about, is this an article, can you recite the whole text?"

Kong Yingda, the owner, walked in at some point.

"Virtuous nephew, what's wrong with your face, recently, there is a new article coming out."

This old Kong, as soon as he turned his head, found the kid who was slapped in the face by Yang Qiao, and then he was happy again.

"You are all immortal talents, you have to communicate more, communicate more, by the way, Xiaoyou, you haven't told me about this sentence yet."

"Master Confucius, be polite, this article is natural, and I only think of such a sentence occasionally, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning."

"Haha, Xiaoyou, you're a little hypocritical, how about it, my tea, and, the girl is waiting, right?"

"Sir!"

The girl waiting on the side knelt on the side, trembling a little.

Talking about this woman's kneeling, that is, at this time, in fact, after arriving at the empress, no matter what level of woman she is, if she doesn't do something wrong, or is asked to kneel, this salute has been changed to a half-squat ceremony, however, at this time, kneeling is also normal, originally, it is kneeling on the side to pour tea, and the guests are also kneeling and sitting, although there is already a chair in the restaurant, that is, in the Cheng family's shop, there is also this chair for sale, but in a family like Kong Yingda, it is still based on ancient rites, although he also bought a chair, I wouldn't use it in this kind of place.

"How?"

"It's okay, the girl is fine."

"Haha, Xiaoyou, you can do it, this girl will be given to you."

said that he was sending a girl, but his eyes were staring at Yang Qiao's teacup.

Come on, you let me train you a girl who pours tea, you just say it, what kind of girl to give.

"Cheng, Cheng, Cheng, I don't want you for this girl, let her come back in a few days."

"What do you say, if you say it's for you, I'll give it to you, you, come here, wait for this little friend, and when the little friend leaves, you follow, you can't learn, don't come back."

What to learn, everyone was a little stunned.

"Wowhaha, wowhaha, congratulations to the host, congratulations to the host, get a reward, that is, a maid, it's rare for me to train you once, this slap in the face, it's very cool, it's cool, it's cool, come on, I'm dormant, don't affect my dormancy."

"You, you, you, is this your reward, I earned it myself, this girl is to learn my tea art."

Yang Qiao roared in his mind, but no matter how he roared, it was useless, the system said that it was going to be dormant, and this slap in the face was very refreshing, it seemed that he had gained a lot of energy and wanted to absorb it.

This system, is it a pit goods, since I got it, I said to give a reward, to assist me, but, this reward, I earned it myself, and this Burrow, is not what you reminded, is this a system, or a pit goods!

"Lang Jun, Lang Jun."

"Ahh

"You, I said dude, your hand can be taken off my face! This is a bad habit of yours, how can you touch other people's faces casually. ”

It turned out that when Yang Qiao was talking to the pit, it was unnatural and he slapped this person's face again, he was even more confused at this time, that page, didn't it be revealed, why did you hit me in the face again, however, this one, some idiots who read and read, otherwise, he was slapped in the face, and he turned out to be in a cute state, and it was really a dog.

However, from the fact that he was used as a gunman, he also knew that he was a nerd, and besides, this was a talented nerd, otherwise, Kong Yingda would not have invited them to their house today.

And in the distance, there is a person with the eyeballs, all of them pop up, this person who was slapped in the face, almost all of them are self-inflicted, and they will also pick up and scold, just now, Yang Qiao just said a sentence which idiot arranged for you to come, he didn't, he didn't, he was interested, perhaps, he had a grudge against Yang Qiao, but Yang Qiao didn't know him, and he didn't know him, at this time, the people Yang Qiao knew were really limited, such as the people who came to drink here, except for Kong Yingda and Yu Shinan, Yang Qiao didn't know anyone else, this is the high-level literati class of the Tang Dynasty!

And over there, Yu Shinan only nodded slightly towards Yang Qiao, which was a greeting.

"Oh, brother, I beat your face red, so, I apologize to you, or else, my face, you can hit it back."

Yang Qiao stroked the other party's face, gossiping, and even leaned his face forward.

"You, insult Sven, insult Sven, the gentleman doesn't do anything."

Sure enough, a nerd.

"Come, girl, since Lao Kong gave you to me, then, listen to me, and give this son a bowl of white tea."

Boy, since you're going to be a gunman, you should enjoy the taste of a gun.

"Lang Jun, white tea? Do you have this tea? ”

"It's this son, a good tea."

"Ah, Lang Jun, I understand, the slave obeys."

"You, you, you!"

"Okay, Childe, this finger is pointing at people, but not Swenyou, since you think this white tea is good tea, then, you have to drink more, I'm here, accompany Master Confucius to a visitor."

"System, system, you come out for me, next, how to play him, I have no moves, no moves."

"Childe, please drink tea, the tea that is opened by the party should be drunk while it is hot."

Sure enough, this girl in front of the literati is not simple.

"Ahh

Yang Qiao said that there was nothing wrong, this girl, in a word, made this kid vomit out a mouthful of blood.

Yang Qiao knew that he had offended another person invisibly, but he was not afraid, who would let your stupid son be used as a gun.

"Alas, it's a loss, it was supposed to have more energy absorption, but I didn't expect you to do it, you actually did it, and you said those strange words."

"You're scared of me, aren't you dormant, this travels through ancient times, isn't it plagiarism, and you, aren't you just here to support plagiarism dogs, what's the strange thing, what's wrong with me slapping my face, my hands are comfortable, hehe, I didn't see it, the people around me, that vision, all wanted to eat me, but they didn't dare to come and worry about me."

I don't dare to care, even if it is a fairy Cheng who wants to do something with the literati in the court, it is just a bare mouth, not a move, and Yang Qiao, a person who does not play cards according to common sense, everyone really has no way to take him, this slap on the face a few times, it will not hurt, but it is a shame, and there is no way to protest.

Aggrieved, these literati, but they are aggrieved, how could this Confucian master invite such a person to be a guest!