Yue Lao only uses a red rope, what kind of red rope does your husband wrap, and I don't want you to help find the right food...

Liangchen is not stupid, he knows what the red rope in the old eunuch's hand is used for.

The Tale of Grace.

Gonggong Chen, who is wrapped around the red rope, is Master Wang's subordinate, and he is about the same age as Master Wang, and he is almost seventy years old. In the net office, he is also a highly respected and very senior senior, in the words of Liangchen's previous life, it must be a senior advisor, a counselor-level figure.

A senior advisor plus a chief swordsman, the top match of the clean room is called Liangchen to enjoy, if he really wants to be cut, he will definitely not lose.

Because it was an errand assigned by the emperor himself, and it was Zhang Cheng, the eunuch who was the chief priest and the pen, who called someone to invite him, Gonggong Chen reluctantly rushed to the clean room. Otherwise, he wouldn't bother to move.

Maybe because of his age, Gonggong Chen's energy can't keep up, and he has to take a nap when he sits there.

Liangchen watched from the bed, and intuitively felt that the old eunuch might not pay attention in the next second, and he would be able to "grunt" his head to the ground, and then stretch his legs and travel westward.

The prince who was sharpening the knife over there looked like he could end his life journey at any time, but even if these two old eunuchs were fartful, there were still four big and three thick little eunuchs guarding outside the door, and his good ministers still had no chance to run.

In front of him, unrealistic fantasies, Liangchen has no mind, and can only hope that Gonggong Zhang can really push and grind for him.

One hundred Dongzhu is counted as most of the wealth given by the black-faced old man, so he gave it to Grandpa Zhang, how distressed he was. But no matter how huge the thing outside the body is, it is not worth mentioning compared with the bird under the crotch, and it is not even comparable.

Thinking that Wanli wanted to cut himself for personal gain, Liangchen really hated it.

God is pitiful, although he wants to be a little Chitose of the Ming Dynasty, but Chitose is always not as good as Banzai, and in the end he is still a courtier surnamed Zhu. That mentality echoes the Korean saying, "It is the greatest honor to be a Ming dog!" ”

However, I have been working hard for your Zhu family day and night, and after calculating the past and the future, in the end, your surname Zhu actually wants to cut off the roots of my descendants, which is really unbearable for uncles and sisters-in-law!

This hatred, Liangchen wrote it down, and he must make a note of Wanli in the small book when he turns back.

If there is really no bird, I will give your Zhu family a eunuch to bring disaster to the country. If the bird can still be saved, then... It's on your wife!

Liangchen grinded his teeth, his heart was steeped for a while, and he was finally deflated.

I don't know what Zhang Cheng said, Wanli is willing to give himself a chance.

If he doesn't have the chance, does he need to live?

He was a human being for two lives, but he was castrated as a eunuch, and this was not the face of Wei Liangchen alone, but the face of all the traversers!

Shame on this, he feels cold and faceless.

………

The two old husbands who basically buried their legs in loess, didn't pay much attention to the cranky ministers on the bed, Zhang Cheng asked them to wait, but according to their experience, most of the emperors would not let them go.

The two of them have been in the palace for decades, and they have not heard the emperor's order to keep birds. It's a joke to say this, the palace is inside, can you make such a joke?

After sharpening the knife extremely sharp, and through the cold light, the kind-eyed prince sighed with satisfaction, then turned to look at Wei Liangchen, and then stepped over, and then patted Liangchen's frozen and numb buttocks.

Liangchen was startled and shouted, "What are you doing?" … Grandpa Zhang can make your second elder wait! ”

"What's there to wait for, it's all cut early and late, what's the matter, do you still think that Gonggong Zhang can really move the emperor for you?" Gonggong Chen put down the red rope and came over with a smile.

Master Wang smiled and shook his head: "Child, don't be afraid, our family didn't use the knife, just come and take a look... Our family is old, and our eyes are not too good, and if you cut it crookedly, you will have to suffer two sins. ”

Liangchen was speechless when he heard it: What is there to see, such a mighty giant chicken, are you waiting?

I don't know if Master Wang is really old and dizzy, anyway, Liangchen saw that his old man bent down, his face was almost touching his crotch, and then he picked up his bird with a knife.

Cold, cool!

This "trembling" really came from the bottom of my heart, and my liver swelled up instantly, and it seemed to be able to pop out.

Fortunately, the prince just thought that his little bird was in the way, so he used a knife to pick it up and dial it up, and what his old man wanted to see was the meridian blood tendons below.

Professionals are professionals, Wang Gonggong didn't dislike it at all, he took the old hand and pinched it a few times under the good minister, and then looked carefully and looked at it again, Fang nodded with satisfaction, raised his body and smiled at Gonggong Chen on the side: "I'm older, and things are older, but it's still on the line, and there's nothing troublesome." ”

"That's good."

Gonggong Chen nodded slightly, glanced at Wei Liangchen, who was already colorless because of excessive fright, and laughed, "I can't see that you are young, but you have tasted men and women, and you are also a romantic person." It's okay, cut it for you, the six roots are clean, and the bad girl outside is innocent. ”

This is also half a joke, the two fathers-in-law are old and sophisticated, and the number of birds they handle is uncountable, so they naturally see that Wei Liangchen is not a chick. As for how to lose their bodies, the two husbands don't have that idle mind.

Liangchen didn't have time to answer the two old eunuchs, his eyes were not tears, but his heart was dripping blood.

What is especially hateful is that in the next room, which may be the public house of the steward and eunuch, there is the sound of a self-striking bell.

The sound of the pointer moving a grid was heard in the ears of the good ministers, like the spell of the three watches.

If it weren't for pointing to Zhang Cheng's last hope, Liangchen would really want to bite his tongue.

"This kid has a good body and bones, and he should be able to go to the ground in seven or eight days. Oh, by the way, Lao Chen, go get the longer root of the rice pipe, this one is a little short. The prince threw a straw knot on the ground.

Chen Gonggong responded: "Okay, I'll get it." ”

What rice tube?

Liangchen's dull gaze fell on the hand of Gonggong Chen, who went to the next room to fetch things and came back, and found that the other party was holding a dry straw bottom pole in his hand.

"How long?" Chen Gonggong asked.

Wang Gonggong gestured with his hand, and Chen Gonggong took scissors to cut off the rice pipe, and saw Wei Liangchen staring at the rice pipe, so he kindly said to him: "Clean the body, the bottom has to be bridged, a little inconvenience, then use this rice pipe to make do." It's not uncomfortable, and when the wound heals, you can pull it out. ”

Fuck your uncle!

Liangchen hates not to bleed, otherwise he will have to bow down to the intestines.

"Child, if you want to open some, everything you want to open, that's the same thing, who doesn't come over like this?" Seeing the dead look on Liangchen's face, the prince sighed lightly and comforted him.

Liangchen bit his upper and lower lips, he didn't want to say anything.

……

Wang Gonggong and Chen Gonggong prepared their things, and the two sat down again and chatted, but they talked about what they had seen and heard inside and outside the palace in the early years, and some of them sounded very secret, and the outside world didn't know about them.

How could Liangchen have the heart to listen to the secrets of this palace at this time, his mentality would be like a bankrupt gambler, taking the last 500 yuan and throwing it on the gambling table.

Win, continue; Lose, jump off the building.

At the table, the cards were opened, and now, he was waiting for someone to speak.

Time passed minute by minute, and Liangchen had never heard his heartbeat so clearly as he did now.

The gray world is like Silent Hill.

Almighty God, save me, a lost Lamb.

When he is happy, he slashes the city god with a sword.

When frustrated, pray to God sincerely.

It's really not to die in the Yellow River, and only worship the Buddha when you arrive in the Yellow River.

The gods and Buddhas in the sky were all read by the good ministers, and even the Lord of Yama and the God of the Stove were named by him.

In a daze, a divine voice reached his ear: "I promise you!" ”

Liangchen was confused: Who are you?

Suddenly woke up, there was the sound of hurried footsteps in his ears, and the voice of his father-in-law who was looking forward to the most.

"The emperor agreed!"

In the end, Gonggong Zhang read the books of sages, was entrusted by people, was loyal to people, took people's money, and eliminated disasters for people. As soon as he entered the house, he nodded happily to Wei Liangchen and said this.

"Promise what?" Liangchen's voice trembled, and his heart beat harder than just now.

"Anyway, I just agreed."

Zhang Cheng laughed mysteriously, then walked up to Wang Gonggong and Chen Gonggong and whispered a few words to them.

"This can't be done!" Gonggong Chen shook his head, "Our family has been in the palace for decades, and we haven't broken the rules." ”

Zhang Cheng smiled bitterly: "Master Chen, this is what the emperor meant." ”

Gonggong Chen frowned and looked at Gonggong Wang: "You are in charge, can you say it?" ”

Wang Gonggong thought about it and said to Zhang Cheng: "Since the emperor has confessed, then our family will do it." But Zhang Cheng, the ugly words are ahead, this matter is going to be spread, what the consequences are you Zhang Cheng is in your pocket. We have been in the palace with Lao Chen all our lives, and these people who are about to enter the ground don't want anything to happen. ”

Zhang Cheng nodded hurriedly and said, "Master Wang, don't worry, I will take care of it." ”

Wang Gonggong and Chen Gonggong glanced at each other again, Zhang Cheng was the secretary of the ceremony, and the matter was ordered by the emperor, if something really happened, they should not be blamed. Besides, when something really happened, the two of them didn't know if they were there.

Wang Gonggong didn't want to think about it anymore, waved his hand at Gonggong Chen, and said, "Old Chen, use the knife for this child." ”

Liangchen, who was being reborn after the catastrophe, couldn't bear to hear the word "move the knife", and the whole person immediately became uncomfortable, he looked at Zhang Cheng dumbfounded, and asked weakly: "Grandpa Zhang, didn't Your Majesty agree, why do you still have to use the knife..."

"As soon as the emperor's golden mouth opens, can it be counted so easily?" Zhang Cheng had a straight face, and walked out directly.

Wang Gonggong and Chen Gonggong stood on both sides of the bed with a knife and a potion on both sides of the bed.

The good minister was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he pursed his mouth tightly, refusing to drink the potion alive or dead. But the potion was not drunk, and Chen Gonggong took a brush and dipped it on his bird.

Not!

Liangchen's legs tightened, and his whole body straightened up by inertia, straight and straight.

"Don't! …”

In the midst of the cry, Liangchen saw the prince cut the knife in his hand at his bird.

"Ahh

With a scream, Liangchen fainted in fright.

When he woke up, he was already in another room.

There is a bed and a table in the house, and it looks like a place to live.

It was dark outside, and there was an oil lamp lit on the table.

Siye was quiet, and there was no sound.

The first thing he did when he woke up, Liangchen reached out and touched his crotch regardless of it, and his intuition told him that there was something missing on his body, and the pain was terrible.

Wanli who killed a thousand knives, surnamed Zhang who killed a thousand knives, I am not finished with you, master!

Liangchen hissed, his hand trembled on his stomach, and he touched it tremblingly.

Well?

Liangchen's expression became very strange.

In order to confirm, he pinched hard, and it hurt a lot, and at the same time confirmed that the bird was still there.

Didn't cut?

Liangchen didn't come back to his senses for a long time, and he didn't figure out what was going on.

He watched the old eunuch stab him.

Impossible?

As soon as Liangchen finished touching the bird, he came to rub his eyes again, and then struggled, and despite the pain below, he rolled off the bed, walked to the table, moved the oil lamp closer, and took off his pants to look closely.

At this look, he jumped like thunder, and he was even angrier than a bird being cut.

Because, his good bird skin was cut off for no reason, which will be drugged and wrapped in white silk.

I'm an ancestor of you!

Liangchen took a few steps back in distraction and sat on the edge of the bed.

The old eunuch of the two clean rooms performed a minor operation for him, an operation that he didn't need to do at all.

After a long time, the good minister took a breath, forget it, just be pressed by the female ghost, and be taken away by the ghost before leaving.

Compared to the absence of the bird, this ending is still satisfying. The only regret may be that it is inconvenient to find Baba for this month, and the Guerjia clan has to keep the empty room alone.

The door was pushed open, Zhang Cheng walked in, and saw Liangchen sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, a little surprised: "Are you awake?" ”

Liangchen wanted to stand up, but it hurt underneath, and he was too excited just now, and he might have been involved in the wound.

"You don't have to get up, sit down and talk."

Gonggong Zhang was considerate, moved a stool and sat opposite Liangchen, and then laughed: "I want to say hello to you, the emperor has allowed you to be the internal official and supervisor, and you can take office after you recover from your injury, and then you will be the special governor of going out." Outside, our family is going to change the name of you to Grandpa Wei. ”

Internal officials and supervisors?

Grandpa Wei?

Liangchen couldn't digest these two pieces of news for a while, and he couldn't even digest Wanli's dirty idea of cutting his own bird instead of cutting his own bird.

"But you have to understand that your father-in-law Wei is a temporary dispatch, so tomorrow our family will have to arrange for you to go out of the palace to recuperate. After you recover from your injury, you have to do things when you go out, otherwise the emperor is afraid that there will be trouble. As for our family, I won't say anything superfluous, and you also know what to do. ”

After Zhang Cheng finished speaking, he got up, pointed outside and reminded Liangchen: "You stay here for one night tonight, don't run around, there are people guarding outside, if you run around, our family can't protect you." ”

"Father-in-law Zhang, don't worry, after I go out, I will ask someone to bring something to my father-in-law. In addition..."The temporary worker was asked by Liangchen himself to ask Zhang Cheng to help him plead with Wanli, so he didn't need to ask more, but he had to figure out one thing, "Dare to ask Grandpa Zhang, where is my public house?" ”

"Public housing?" Zhang Cheng was amused by this question, shook his head and said: "When you go out, the eunuchs are all self-care, and they are only given a name in the palace, so how can there be any public housing." ”

Give a name and it's over?

None of the office locations, office expenses, office staff?

Liangchen was speechless, he was a three-no eunuch, and he relied on himself to attract investment?