Read it again and remind that this book is a story of a little person with an average IQ and average skills hugging his thighs, and the four words majestic and majestic have no chance with the protagonist for a long time, because he has no thighs to hug.

Therefore, readers who like that kind of awesome protagonist can leave, you don't have to scold the bones or anything, you dislike the good minister, and Xiao Chitose doesn't greet you, and the two are not happy, so why bother to twist it?

The export is dirty and insulting, after all, we are all educated.

Of course, I can barely see it, and I'll keep it, after all, after a long time, how can I mention my pants and not recognize people.

The sister of the five copper plates is also a sister. You can't just suspect that people's prices are of poor quality just because they are low? This is not authentic. Sometimes, cheap doesn't necessarily mean that there is no good product.

After saying that, start work, and continue the story of our good minister Xiao Chitose moving towards the road of pretending.

In my eyes, is a history of growth, not a foundation, and it is not innate.

In addition, the homepage of the website was strongly pushed today, and I didn't receive a text message before, which is a little strange. It seems that there will be more manuscripts to be saved, and they are ready to be put on the shelves.

…….

Yes, Dahan smiled.

He naturally reached out and took the silver ingot handed by Liangchen, and Liangchen breathed a sigh of relief, spending money to eliminate the disaster, as a matter of course.

However, he soon discovers that he underestimated Dahan because the smile on Dahan's face is gone.

Instead, it was still the previous picture of gritting your teeth, eager to beat you for three days and three nights, before the hatred in your heart was eliminated.

What made Liangchen even more angry was that Dahan accepted his money, his fists were clenched tighter and tighter, and there was a momentum of Mount Tai on his body.

This benevolent brother, I have no grudge against you, why do you pretend to be forced in front of me?

Liangchen sighed, then laughed too, and cleanly pulled out another silver ingot.

This time, he was really in pain.

However, he brought it on himself, but it was also a disaster in vain.

I thought that the odds were in my hands, but I didn't expect that the bottoms were gone, and this was really a hard time.

Who would have thought that the real hidden identity of a fortune-telling old man is a majestic man with a tower-like body and a big fist in a sand pot.

It's really a bad day, the sisters of the five copper plates are fake, the half-immortals of the three copper plates are also fake, and the bargains are all fake...

MMPs don't even want to talk about it.

Dahan happily accepted the second silver ingot, and the smile resurfaced on his face, but this time, he didn't take it back.

It's just that he didn't stop there, but looked at the fake beard that was dragged in his hand by Liangchen with some distress.

Liangchen understood, and hurriedly put his beard over.

The big man didn't answer, with an expression that you still don't understand.

Understood, understood!

Liangchen sneered, took out a handful of copper plates and held them up, and said with a smile: "This hero, that's it, it's really gone." ”

"Let's go, I see that you kid is quite acquainted, and this time Hu Ye won't bother with you."

The big man was stunned, he left a line in life, his stall is worthless, it's not bad that this kid is willing to pay so much, there is no need to force people to death. I took the copper plate in my hand and put it in my waist bag with satisfaction.

"Hero, what do you think of this? Liangchen looked at the fake beard in his hand with some embarrassment.

The big man smiled, reached out and took the fake beard and glued it to his chin, fiddling with it, and an old fairy appeared in front of Liangchen.

Expert!

Liangchen nodded his head and admired the big man.

Xu is got the money, and he can be happy at night, Dahan is in a very good mood, patted Liangchen, and said: "Don't be strange, this is all forced by life." ”

"Hmm!"

Liangchen is really impressed by the Han Dynasty, and people can't give life to the day. With the real appearance of the big man, even if he sets up a stall in the Forbidden City for a year, he will not have half an income. But it's different if you put on a disguise, this person will eat the old fairy.

Isn't this ready-made example of yourself a living place? If you knew that this person was a burly and powerful middle-aged man, and gave Liangchen ten more dares, he wouldn't dare to kick other people's stalls.

Don't bully people who are too old, shake them at any time.

Whether ancient or modern, tall and tall, he is the master who makes people think twice.

"Hmm, why are you so familiar?"

The big man suddenly found that the unlucky boy in front of him was very familiar, he must have remembered somewhere, he recalled it slightly, and immediately remembered, "Yes, I saw you that day." After a pause, he said with a look of surprise: "Why didn't you kid go to Dongsi Hutong to find Xiaodao Liu?" ”

Liangchen was very aggrieved: "Why do the heroes always want me to enter the palace." ”

Dahan's expression was solemn, and he slowly shook his head and said, "It's not me who tricked you, it's really you, and you are destined to be in the palace." ”

“……”

What can Liangchen say, routines, everything is routines.

Please continue with your performance.

Seeing that Liangchen didn't speak, Dahan thought that he didn't believe in himself, for the sake of the silver money just now, he kindly persuaded: "Boy, don't you think that I am fooling you, my Hu Banxian rarely looks away... Your bones are very strange, and you should be rich and wealthy, and it is a pity not to be a husband. ”

"Do you have to be pure if you are rich?" Liangchen protested, "I went to take the show to raise people, can't I be a jinshi master?" ”

"You can't have it both ways." The big man smiled mysteriously, "Boy, still listen to my advice." To be a man, you can't be too greedy, sometimes you have to have it, and you can't force it when you hit it. ”

Liangchen laughed dryly twice, and the big man in his heart.

"By the way, I have no grudge against you, why did you kid smash my stall?"

Dahan was still worried about this matter, and Liangchen had no choice but to laugh, seeing this, Dahan snorted: "I will spare you this time." He glanced at the sky and complained: "If you make such a fuss, I'm afraid there will be no business today." After thinking about it, "Forget it, let's close the stall today, well, boy, you honor me so much money, how about I invite you to have a drink?" ”

Liangchen didn't want to drink with this guy, but when he wanted to eat and drink, it was his own money, and if he didn't go in vain, he nodded and agreed.

At that moment, the two found a tavern, ordered a few dishes, and started to do it.

The amount of wine in the Han is good, and the good minister is not a weak bird, and the alcohol content in this year is not high, so three or two bowls must be passable.

came and went, and as soon as the alcohol came up, it turned out to be a brother.

There is a lot of wine, and there is a lot of talk.

So, the big man began to brag and taunt there: "I miss you Hu Ye, I know astronomy and geography for thousands of years, and there is nothing I don't know." But no one who asks me for fortune telling dares to say that I am not allowed..."

The food and wine on this table are all their own money, and the good minister has a lot of wine, and he is also holding his breath in his heart, so he choked the big man and said: "You know astronomy, and you know geography as a fart, if you have the ability, you can go to the stone chisel and sell the river map, and you can only be considered a real skill if you know that thing." ”

"Huh?" A glimmer of light flashed in Dahan's eyes, his face flushed, and he looked at Liangchen proudly, "How can I not do such a trick?" I don't know how many nursery rhymes and proverbs I have made up over the years. ”

"Hey, I don't believe it, if you have the ability, you can write a persuasion form for me to see." Liangchen has a big tongue, a hot brain, and a little loud voice.

"Shh

Dahan was startled, signaled to the good ministers not to be so loud, and said in a low voice: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, you can't write the persuasion table, and you want to kill your head." Well, but it doesn't matter if you pretend to be a fox and sell some carp, white snake, phoenix or something. ”

"What's the use of those things?"

Liangchen sneered, he would do these things, too lazy to do it. He raised the wine bowl and was about to do it again with the big man, but the person suddenly froze there.