Chapter 694: Ten years of old things, the incident happened in the east bed
It's late at night, and people are sleeping. In the www.biquge.info of the pen, fun and pavilion, the moonlight is like an amorous net, filling the whole world, and Tingyuxuan is also immersed in this soft moonlight.
The night is hazy and the moonlight is sultry. Listening to the window of Yuxuan's master bedroom, a overlapping and undulating silhouette is faintly revealed, like a tree branch swaying in the wind outside the window.
Rocking, rocking...... The wind reaps the rain.
gasp
Be quiet
However, in the next second, the silence was broken, and the original one below turned to the top, and then Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but hoarse his throat, and screamed in pain, "Ah, it hurts, Li Shu, are you a dog, what are you biting my shoulder." ”
"You're a dog."
Li Shu lay on Zhu Ping'an's shoulder and bit again, like a little tiger, biting and not letting go.
"It hurts...... Auntie, I can't be a dog, and your meat will be bitten off. Zhu Ping'an was in pain, his lips were almost white, and he begged for mercy again and again.
"You deserve it."
Li Shu bit hard for another two seconds before she reluctantly let go of the tiger teeth, and her pretty face was still angry.
After Li Shu let go, Zhu Ping'an hurriedly reached out and rubbed his shoulder, inhaling in pain, not a little bit, but really painful. Although I can't see it clearly at night, I can feel the imprint of one pit after another when I touch it with my hand.
"What are you biting me for?" Zhu Ping'an touched the tooth marks on his shoulder, speechless for a while, this girl is not a fox spirit, she is a spider spirit, and she will gnaw on the other half after she is happy.
"It's you cheeky person who bites!"
Li Shumei glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily, her pretty face still had the afterglow of happiness, and her charm was like spring water.
"How can I be brazen?"
Zhu Ping'an looked dazed, it was just a normal posture just now, besides, it was too normal for husband and wife to do these things, how could it be called shameless. If this is all brazen, then the entire adult man of the Ming Dynasty is not a good person.
"If you're embarrassed to ask, you're brazen, you've been a brazen since you were a child."
Li Shu's eyes were like full of spring water, and she glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily, embarrassed, and her ears were as red as the rouge on her cherry lips.
"Huh?"
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide in surprise, what do you mean that you have been brazen since you were a child, what a cute and positive child I was when I was a child, I can't button my hat like this.
"You are still pretending, hum, Zhu Ping'an, I am underestimating you. If it weren't tonight...... Hmph, I don't know how long I'll be deceived by you. You, you...... You've been a bad guy since you were a kid, and you've had bad intentions toward me since you were a kid. ”
When Li Shu said this, her pretty face was as ashamed as a boiled crab, her cheeks were red and red, and her eyes were about to drip water.
"How can I have ill intentions towards you since I was a child."
Zhu Ping'an was wronged, feeling like Dou E, no, he was more wronged than Dou E.
Ask yourself, don't talk about Li Shu, including all the opposite sex, I really didn't have any crooked thoughts when I was a child.
When I was a child, except for being pulled by Erniu and the black dog to peek at the widow in the south of Xiahe Village to take a bath and "turn into a carrot and disappear trick", I never did anything indecent, and even then, I didn't look at it, and I closed my eyes most of the time.
Where did you have ill intentions towards Li Shu.
When I was a child, I didn't have any bad thoughts about Li Shu, a proud and stinky fart, black-bellied, and femme fatale. On the contrary, when I was a child, I often thought about which unlucky guy would marry Li Shu, a black-bellied snake and scorpion gold worshipper, and sympathized with the unlucky guy who would be made by Li Shu.
At most, it was just that when I was a child, I was secretly rubbing my master's lecture and was discovered by Li Shu, the little Lori, and when she threatened her, I suddenly had a bad idea of growing up and becoming famous, and taking this black-bellied and stinky fart girl into the eleventh concubine, but I could bully it vigorously.
But the thought only existed for less than 0.1 seconds before disappearing, and I didn't want to be that unlucky guy.
It can be determined that when I was a child, I had no bad thoughts about Li Shuzhen.
"You still don't admit ......"
Li Shu's big watery eyes stared at Zhu Ping'an without blinking, as if the little daughter-in-law was looking at a negative man.
Ha?
Zhu Ping'an's second monk was confused and at a loss.
"You...... You don't remember when you were a kid and tricked me into singing that Raush's obscene songs, you ...... You're a bad guy when you're small. ”
Li Shu's pretty face was embarrassed as she spoke, and she turned even redder, as if the red candles in the cave room were about to drip red wax when the red candles in the dress faded away.
"Nothing." Zhu Ping'an shook his head affirmatively.
"Where? You still don't admit it, hum ......" Li Shu asked rhetorically, then snorted, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an quietly without saying a word.
At this time, silence is better than sound, and Li Shu's silent accusation against Zhu Ping'an made Zhu Ping'an feel that his sin was unforgivable.
"You still don't admit it, hum, when you were a child, you coaxed me to sing Na Lao Shizi I want to have a home, there is a family of him, during the day, at night, on the balcony, on the mountain, on the field...... Bah! I didn't know what it meant before, but I was made bad by you to do that thing these days, but I understand it, what is it, what it is, it is the sound of doing that thing. You, you bad guy, you have plotted against me since you were a child, you are full of bad things, but you still pretend to be a gentleman, do you say you are brazen......"
Li Shu's pretty face turned even redder, the red was about to drip blood, and her watery eyes glared at Zhu Ping'an in annoyance, but her charm was like water, and she wanted to flow out of her body.
Li Shu thought of being coaxed by Zhu Ping'an when she was a child, singing so much and dancing at the same time, so she was ashamed and angry. Zhu Ping'an, a bad guy, turned out to have bad intentions towards him since he was a child, this bad guy ......
Li Shu glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily with her little tiger teeth, her face was embarrassed, but she couldn't help but rejoice in her heart, it turned out that this bad guy also liked himself since he was a child......
I couldn't help but think back to that day ten years ago
A simple and chubby bear child leaned against the trunk of a tree, bracing Erlang's legs gracefully, enjoying it very much.
In front of him, the two little Lori, who were coaxed by him, were like lively little rabbits, happily dancing with a shy rabbit dance, and their little mouths sang in cute tones......
What a shame!
But when he thought about this song again, he coaxed himself to sing "I want to have a home, there is a woman at home, during the day, and at night..... I want to be a bad boy, so when he is older, he wants to have his own family, kiss him during the day, and talk to him at night......
Bad people, so young to have ill intentions towards themselves......
It turned out that he had long liked himself......
This bad guy has long liked himself, but he still pretends not to care, he is really a bad person.
Li Shu thought of this, her watery eyes were obviously ashamed, secretly happy, and glared at Zhu Ping'an hard.
"Ahem......"
Under Li Shu's reminder, Zhu Ping'an also thought of the bad taste of his childhood, and couldn't help coughing weakly, and his head was sweating. Although it's just a bad taste from childhood, it's obviously not explainable.
A stone ten years ago, hit yourself in the foot.