One Thousand and Eighty-Nine: Demons
Zhu Si, who was as strong as a crooked belly, was lost by his daughter's answer. is still the youngest son he is holding in his arms is the most well-behaved, except for urinating Zhu Siyi, he is not naughty at all. Zhu Si, who was surrounded by a circle, finally found a home, and he couldn't put all his depression on his daughter, so he shook his head and said to the three children standing around him: "Look at yourselves, Zhen'er doesn't like to study, Xuan'er is always naughty, and she always makes herself so dirty, you look at Ye'er's face again." Zhen'er, you are a girl, your father must criticize you, your face is so dirty, look at how clean your second brother's face is. ”
Zhu Cixuan loves his sister the most, and he doesn't agree when others say that he is his sister, you have to be reasonable if you are your father, he wants to stand up for his sister, so he protested: "Father, the second brother's face is indeed cleaner than that of the child and the younger sister, but his hands are much dirtier than those of the two of us." Zhu Si took a closer look, and it was really true, so he asked Zhu Ciye: "Yes, Ye'er, your face is so clean, why are your hands so dirty?" Zhu Cixuan said lightly: "Father, that's because the child just wiped his face with his hands." ”
Zhu Si, who had a black line in his head, was really in pain, and if there was a pillar by his side at this time, he wanted to hit it headlong. But there were no pillars around him, only four bear children. However, in order to regain the dignity of being a father, he still decided to take the next test of Zhu Cixuan, who loves to learn, to show his authority and erudition as a father. I also hope that Zhu Cixuan can answer all the questions correctly and give a sample for his younger brothers and sisters. "Xuan'er, my father hasn't been at home these days, have you taken your uncle's class well?" Zhu Cixuan replied proudly: "Of course there is, my uncle also praised the child as the smartest, especially the arithmetic problem, the child is much faster than the second brother." This answer made Zhu Si very happy, the eldest son, as the heir of the empire in his heart, was really not easy to be praised by the contemporary encyclopedia Wang Chuanshan, which shows that Zhu Cixuan's arithmetic problems must have been very powerful. Oh, the emperor did so well in arithmetic, it's really great, my father will come to test you. Well, listen carefully! Say, my father gave you three little white rabbits on the first day, and six little black rabbits on the second day, so how many little rabbits do you have now? ”
Zhu Si deliberately made a detour to see if Zhu Cixuan would fall into the trap between the little white rabbit and the little black rabbit. Zhu Cixuan asked Zhu Si helplessly: "Father, why did you give so many rabbits to the child, why don't you send something else, there are too many rabbits, the child can't raise it!" Zhu Si was so anxious that he said: "You don't care so much, you just need to carefully calculate how many rabbits you have now!" Zhu Cixuan carefully fiddled with his legendary two clean hands, counted and counted, and then suddenly jumped up excitedly and shouted: "I know, father, there are ten in total." Zhu Sidu had already prepared the correct answer to celebrate Zhu Cixuan, and after two calculations, he suddenly asked himself: This little kid didn't answer correctly.
It's not easier to be a good father than to be a good emperor, Zhu Siqiang endured the pain and pretended to be smiling, but he was actually sobbing in his heart. The funny face only pretended to be a few seconds, and he immediately became angry: "Oh my God, how did you calculate, just like that, you still say that the arithmetic problem is amazing?" How can three plus six be ten? Zhu Cixuan's body shrank back first, and then straightened up his small chest and replied: "Yes, it's ten, because the child already has a little white rabbit, plus the nine that the father gave to the child, isn't it exactly ten?" This kind of topic is not difficult for children. ”
Zhu Si was already scratching his face with his fingernails, and said helplessly to Su Pei, who was sitting next to him: "God, these children were born to punish me, right?" Little sister, please comfort and comfort me, I'm so unhappy! "It didn't take much effort for a few little ghosts to torture my dad to the point of going crazy. Handed over the youngest Wei'er to Mei'er's arms, Zhu Si looked for Su Pei's shoulder and cried bitterly, Su Pei finally met a bosom friend who was connected with the same fate, and pounced with Zhu Si to tell the history of revolutionaries. 536 Literature
"Shiro, hurry up and think of some way, these children are not just naughty or make adults angry, their torture will make people angry. At the age of only three or four, he could make his uncle get nosebleeds, and the two-year-old little monster made Mr. Tinglin cramp his stomach as soon as he mentioned the word class. She is a small person, and it has completely become a hint of adverse reactions, and you say how to marry someone in the future. ”
Zhu Si set his eyes on the place where the three children were playing, and a few little tricksters were playing hide and seek. It was Zhu Cixuan who was looking for someone, Zhu Ciye and Zhu Suzhen were in charge of hide and seek, only to hear Zhu Cixuan count a hundred and ask: "Is it hidden?" Zhu Suzhen hid under the stone bench not far away and replied, "Hide it!" "Don't make a sound! Is it hidden? Zhu Suzhen replied again: "Hide it!" Zhu Cixuan stomped his feet and shouted, "Little sister, don't make a sound!" If you speak up, I'll know where you're hiding! How can you play like that, are you hiding it? "Hidden!" "I told you not to make a sound! You're still talking! "Are you hiding?" "Hidden!"
Zhu Cixuan cried, ran to Su Pei's side and shook her mother's skirt and said, "Woo, queen mother, have you seen them all?" Playing with my little sister every day is completely torture for children, she is not funny at all, but funny! My second brother and I were killed by her several times a day. At this time, I saw that Zhu Suzhen had come behind my brother, tugged at his shirt and asked, "Hey! Why are you so annoying, and you still speak ill of people behind your back, can you blame me? I've told you over and over again that it's hidden, and you've asked over and over again. Are you playing peek-a-boo or asking questions, I can only tell you one last time, I'm hiding! ”
Zhu Cixuan sobbed and covered his ears and ran away, and Zhu Suzhen still staggered after him. Zhu Si's eyes were wooden, and it could be seen that his son was in dire straits every day. This two-year-old girl is completely to kill people as the greatest joy of her life, there is no fairy tale in her world, and torturing people is the greatest joy in her life.
Shu Yao, Mu Qing and Mei Er have also been here for a while, but they are all standing on the side, unable to say a word. What else can I say? What can be said to solve the problem? This little girl is completely demonic! After a long time, Shu Yao asked Zhu Si weakly: "Shilang, are you still angry?" Zhu Si looked at Bai Yun and said bitterly: "I just asked her why she didn't go to class yesterday, so she picked up a long list of reasons and told me about them, and finally told me that the real reason was that she deliberately hid and went to sleep." And when she skipped class, none of her reasons had happened. Shu Yao sighed: "It didn't happen, the concubine hopes that this child was not born at all." If Xuan'er and Ye'er are just naughty, this kid is simply a little devil, and there is no one around her who is not the object of her torture. ”